Massage Parlor Reports

[FLfunGuy]

I'm literally on my way to finally get my first CB experience and came here to find out who is best to request and saw this. I've had a charmed life of fun and adventure but never even heard of this before much less experience and now I must have this and NOW so I will be tipping extra to find out and based on description try to coach past the language barrier. Will update after with details and quality assurance.

Thanks for the education!

[Big Surf]

Can anyone tell me who gives the best edging session in Florida? Don't see many providers offering that experience.

I echo this man's sentiments. I gave up on the AMP scene because everything is so mechanical and I don't particularly care for massages. The communication barrier doesn't make things any better. I'd love to find an independent provider that specializes in edging. It's a very particular kind of thing and if you need to explain it to a provider, it's usually going to be a let down. C'Mon. Ladies, get on google and start learning!! LOL.

Big Surf.

[McWired]

There is nothing better than an edging blowjob done properly. Finding a girl in this hobby that does that, that takes the time is like riding a unicorn. There was one girl, I forget her name but the was on the northwest side, very young spinner with glasses. Very GFE, very into giving pleasure. I hate to admit this but I shot in my own face, that's how intense the orgasm was.

She disappeared, makes me think it really was a dream.

Can anyone tell me who gives the best edging session in Florida? Don't see many providers offering that experience.

[CostasCarl]

Okay, now that I am back from my Orlando trip, here is my report on my experiences. I went straight to BB from the airport, Wednesday around 12 noon. Easy to find, parked adjacent to it, went in and a bell rang. Someone from inside told me to wait a little. I sat on the couch in the waiting area and dozed off, must have been very tired from the trip.

In about 5 to 10 minutes a good looking lady, short, small breasts, small frame, early to mid 30's; took me in. She said her name was peaches or poaches. As she took me inside a room, another girl came out and it sounded like they had an argument. The other one was hotter (or maybe the grass is greener).

Discussion inside room,- how long? - 1 hr. I gave her 80 and she left the room. Sitting inside, I could hear amorous noises from adjacent room. Peaches came back and she wanted to get to action. I asked for Table shower. She questioned table shower? - oh. I thought T / S was a given. She went out, returned right away and said that it was occupied. We waited. (Who would have thought Wednesday afternoons get busy?

Less than 5 minutes of waiting. Engaged in casual small talk. She understands very basic English, so small talk was difficult. She asked what I expected. Paid the usu 180 to her. Went in for T / S. It was good. The facilities at BB are better than any I have been to so far but the method and skills were the same. I had my own soap and wash cloth. Then we went to the massage table. Went straight for action. Pretty average, everything covered, I always carry my own raincoats, but she was good enough to make me happy. Felt a little rushed. It seemed they were busy and someone else might have needed the room.

I think I had unrealistic expectations, the girls here are better looking and younger (30's compared with 50's) but experience is pretty much the same. My plan was to try CB the following day but I changed my mind and got an incall to my room instead. (separate review).

[MrBill469]

Went to cb and bb awhile back, and got FUCKING CRABS! Yes, I got the worst fucking case of crabs that anybody has ever gotten in the history of the fucking world. I had crabs so bad I made 49.99 selling my extra crabs to Red Lobster.

How fucking stupid do you idiots think I am?

Fucking A, you do realize that you can't fucking hide from me on this site don't you? I have access to all your information on our server. I will fucking find you every fucking time you do this.

The reason I will is because I'm really fucking smart and have serious skills while you guys are fucking idiots and don't understand the difference between a packet and a package.

Fuck you're a bunch of fucking idiots for challenging me like this.

A2

This is utterly hilarious. I get the feeling they're READING from some "I. D. " that's probably not posting, so I'll toss this out as commentary for BB-CB consumption: Just serve the market well (as well as you HAVE been. . . No apparent need for adjustments at the present time), and let all the reporting here, by actual clients, take care of itself! When A2 says he "has skills", just imagine that he can see what you're typing as you type it, and he knows what you're thinking even before THAT, like a Mind-Reader, or something! Also, imagine that, with the press of a keyboard key, he could redirect a ICBM missle from off the coast of North Korea and have it land on the "H" key of your keyboard. While all of that MAY be a (very very) slight stretch, if you just consider it true, you'll be more likely to stay out of trouble.

For those who do not know, most system administrators can see the IP address of the PC / Mac / Phone the user is posting from. So the administrator is alleging that a banned member is trying to get back on and using the same PC / Mac / Phone.

What's this, a tutorial on how to skirt detection?! Aside from what is the very easy and most fundamental task to keep track of an IP address, I'm thinkin' A2's "Mad Skills" probably include hacking the webcam on their PC, staring at them while they're typing, and probably copying all of their personal information from the credit card magstrips in their wallet. . . In the other room. . . Behind two concrete walls. . . And in a lead lined safe! Bwuhahahah!

Of course, no one has actually gotten crabs from our favorite places. The 2 places are my personal favorite, and I have been going there for a long time. They are safe and clean.. . . (I will be going to BB in a few hours to have safe, clean fun).

And now, of course, A2 will probably be reporting GM100's got crabs! LOL!

Just kidding folks. . . But still, what BB-CB has been up to IS utterly hilarious - at least when they're caught and called out like this.

[TeenLover]

Just thought I would add my two cents worth. I totally understand GM100's review but I had a slightly different experience a few years ago. I personally think she is crazier than some of the Heathers but not in a bad way. She is a hippie chic, she wants to explore why you are there or why you are into the hobby. If you let her she will ask some deep questions. I indulged her some conversation (mine lasted over 20 minutes) then there was some rub but I wouldn't go see her for the massage. She was exploring tantra or edging if you have had a girl do that do you. She tries to bring you to a 7 or 8 on a scale of 10 being ready to blow your nut. At first she brings you up and calms you down. Eventually, if you can last then you blow a crazy load and have a deeper inner orgasm. I have no idea how it works but it is a lot of fun if you surrender to the process. I kept my expectations very low and was surprised to have a good experience. We had some mutual touching but again I think it differs every time. -- Dog.

There is nothing better than an edging blowjob done properly. Finding a girl in this hobby that does that, that takes the time is like riding a unicorn. There was one girl, I forget her name but the was on the northwest side, very young spinner with glasses. Very GFE, very into giving pleasure. I hate to admit this but I shot in my own face, that's how intense the orgasm was.

She disappeared, makes me think it really was a dream.

[LawDog17]

I saw her a few years ago at her small single-story house. There was no mutual touching, and about a gallon of baby oil used (I actually slid around). She interviewed me for about 10 minutes ahead of time. The massage itself was okay, but the HE-like finish was not special (she rubbed around the boys to get me off). She is probably mid-40s, skinny with A cups. She did get nude.

Not worth the price of admission. Not as crazy as our Heathers, but maybe getting close. http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...ional/18698750.

Be safe.

Just thought I would add my two cents worth. I totally understand GM100's review but I had a slightly different experience a few years ago. I personally think she is crazier than some of the Heathers but not in a bad way. She is a hippie chic, she wants to explore why you are there or why you are into the hobby. If you let her she will ask some deep questions. I indulged her some conversation (mine lasted over 20 minutes) then there was some rub but I wouldn't go see her for the massage. She was exploring tantra or edging if you have had a girl do that do you. She tries to bring you to a 7 or 8 on a scale of 10 being ready to blow your nut. At first she brings you up and calms you down. Eventually, if you can last then you blow a crazy load and have a deeper inner orgasm. I have no idea how it works but it is a lot of fun if you surrender to the process. I kept my expectations very low and was surprised to have a good experience. We had some mutual touching but again I think it differs every time. -- Dog.

[Miketastic69]

I remembered more on my experience. She would not let me touch her at all. She would tell me to focus on the energy in the room. She did not get fully nude, but topless (A- cups).

After I left, she texted me that I shorted her $20. I was driving, but I should have pulled over and told her to focus on the energy on the room for that $20. She texted a minute later saying that I did pay her correctly.

Again, she is not crazy, but you can do so much better at even a marginal AMP or independent.

Stay safe.

If you don't finish during HJ in 10 minutes she tells you that you need to get up and rebook. Says that you must not be drawing from internal circles and focusing on the cosmic force welled up within me. No, just no.

[Bigsynth]

Headed over to Luxsa recently, picked Mulan the smallest one of the lineup. Paid for the hour and got about half service was rushed and mechanical. Tried to get the platinum service on the ad, but she was wearing granny panties she didn't take off because she said she was on the rag. I will not repeat especially because of the kankles, major turnoff.

[North West Wind]

I decided to try out this new place a block off Fairbanks. This is in a house. A cute 30 ish tall Asian woman, I think her name was J, gave me a massage. It was okay, she seem a little nervous. Standard finish for $. 40. I was thinking I would give another try but as I was leaving, across the street a SUV was watching the house. As I got into my car to drive off, I was watching this car and it drove off. Just be careful!

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...-9231/18748594

I visited this place today. Had a pretty decent massage from a very awkward masseuse. On the flip, she wanted me to take care of myself.

I think I'll give them one more shot to see if they get any better before writing them off.

[Admin2]

Is this banned member a provider or pissed off hobbyist?

This banned member is yet another shill account from CB/BB I told them if they kept using shill accounts I would edit their posts to say they had crabs.

A2

[Barolo]

Went to cb and bb awhile back, and got FUCKING CRABS! Yes, I got the worst fucking case of crabs that anybody has ever gotten in the history of the fucking world. I had crabs so bad I made 49.99 selling my extra crabs to Red Lobster.

How fucking stupid do you idiots think I am?

Fucking A, you do realize that you can't fucking hide from me on this site don't you? I have access to all your information on our server. I will fucking find you every fucking time you do this.

The reason I will is because I'm really fucking smart and have serious skills while you guys are fucking idiots and don't understand the difference between a packet and a package.

Fuck you're a bunch of fucking idiots for challenging me like this.

A2

Is this banned member a provider or pissed off hobbyist?

[TampaBlndBang]

Just moved to the Orlando area and was hoping to find one of my favorites from over in Tampa who moved here a few months ago.

She went by Hannah in Tampa but don't know if she kept that name.

Anyone seen this hottie around town or on a BP ad?

Thanks.

[Gentleman 100]

I saw her a few years ago at her small single-story house. There was no mutual touching, and about a gallon of baby oil used (I actually slid around). She interviewed me for about 10 minutes ahead of time. The massage itself was okay, but the HE-like finish was not special (she rubbed around the boys to get me off). She is probably mid-40s, skinny with A cups. She did get nude.

Not worth the price of admission. Not as crazy as our Heathers, but maybe getting close. http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...ional/18698750.

Be safe.

I remembered more on my experience. She would not let me touch her at all. She would tell me to focus on the energy in the room. She did not get fully nude, but topless (A- cups).

After I left, she texted me that I shorted her $20. I was driving, but I should have pulled over and told her to focus on the energy on the room for that $20. She texted a minute later saying that I did pay her correctly.

Again, she is not crazy, but you can do so much better at even a marginal AMP or independent.

Stay safe.

[Gentleman 100]

Went to cb and bb awhile back, and got FUCKING CRABS! Yes, I got the worst fucking case of crabs that anybody has ever gotten in the history of the fucking world. I had crabs so bad I made 49.99 selling my extra crabs to Red Lobster.

How fucking stupid do you idiots think I am?

Fucking A, you do realize that you can't fucking hide from me on this site don't you? I have access to all your information on our server. I will fucking find you every fucking time you do this.

The reason I will is because I'm really fucking smart and have serious skills while you guys are fucking idiots and don't understand the difference between a packet and a package.

Fuck you're a bunch of fucking idiots for challenging me like this.

A2

For those who do not know, most system administrators can see the IP address of the PC / Mac / Phone the user is posting from. So the administrator is alleging that a banned member is trying to get back on and using the same PC / Mac / Phone. If this is the case, banned members need to stay banned, because they have violated policy (or similar) and the site needs to be protected.

Of course, no one has actually gotten crabs from our favorite places. The 2 places are my personal favorite, and I have been going there for a long time. They are safe and clean.

Advice to banned members: stay away and do not attempt to post here.

Advice to my fellow mongers: go to your favorite places and report accurately. If you had a great experience, report that. If you had a bad experience, report that too. We all gain from us sharing correct information and do not need this site to be contaminated by shills and other evil-doers.

I hope this posting does not need to be signed, Captain Obvious. Now go out there and have fun (I will be going to BB in a few hours to have safe, clean fun).

Be safe.