Massage Parlor Reports

**Wander111** · 03-18-17 22:20

Went to cb and bb awhile back, and got FUCKING CRABS! Yes, I got the worst fucking case of crabs that anybody has ever gotten in the history of the fucking world. I had crabs so bad I made 49.99 selling my extra crabs to Red Lobster.

How fucking stupid do you idiots think I am?

Fucking A, you do realize that you can't fucking hide from me on this site don't you? I have access to all your information on our server. I will fucking find you every fucking time you do this.

The reason I will is because I'm really fucking smart and have serious skills while you guys are fucking idiots and don't understand the difference between a packet and a package.

Fuck you're a bunch of fucking idiots for challenging me like this.

A2

**Barolo** · 03-18-17 22:17

I decided to try out this new place a block off Fairbanks. This is in a house. A cute 30 ish tall Asian woman, I think her name was J, gave me a massage. It was okay, she seem a little nervous. Standard finish for $. 40. I was thinking I would give another try but as I was leaving, across the street a SUV was watching the house. As I got into my car to drive off, I was watching this car and it drove off. Just be careful!

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...-9231/18748594

**Gentleman 100** · 03-18-17 19:40

I saw her a few years ago at her small single-story house. There was no mutual touching, and about a gallon of baby oil used (I actually slid around). She interviewed me for about 10 minutes ahead of time. The massage itself was okay, but the HE-like finish was not special (she rubbed around the boys to get me off). She is probably mid-40s, skinny with A cups. She did get nude.

Not worth the price of admission. Not as crazy as our Heathers, but maybe getting close. http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...ional/18698750.

Be safe.

**RossJames** · 03-18-17 12:12

Called ahead and chatted to owner who knows me and my likes and recommended Diamond.

I was totally impressed. Very friendly young (23), not great English, but a very attractive young lady. Beautiful face, long lustrous hair and very perky body with sexy C's with long nipples.

Washed me very thoroughly where it counts, so I anticipated some attention when we got back to the room, and sure enough she didn't disappoint.

Soft massage but then slid all over my back with some sexy Nuru moves, before we got down to business. I must say a very satisfying session with one of the cutest girls ever.

This place just gets better and better.

Stay safe,

RJ.

**SanFordBB** · 03-18-17 11:25

Originally Posted by HotRocks [View Original Post]

Took one for the team there at Lake Emma road. Small shopping center. Not private at all. I don't like to say bad things about places, but I guaranteee you I will not repeat. Save your money brethren. Nothing to see, move on.

Stopped by there on Tuesday to TOFTT, but she was busy and the wait was about 15 minutes. While decent looking gal I wasn't that interested so decided not to wait. Glad I left now. Sorry you had to do it.

**USTraveller** · 03-18-17 08:34

Originally Posted by Wetlines [View Original Post]

I enjoy TG Spa and stop in every few months. I did so recently and a had a new to me therapist named Jung or Yung. She is likely late 30's, and cute, with a slender build, tight backside and nice full B cups. I asked for a hard massage and the value of her massage was outstanding. But she provided her outstanding massage in a way which was to me very sexy. She is small so as soon as she started on my back she hopped on the table and straddled me. She was wearing very short shorts so there was a lot of skin to skin contact. She mounted herself right at the crack of my ass and rocked back and forth as she massaged my back. It was nearly like dry humping. Then as she got off the table with my arms hanging to the sides she positioned her legs so my arm was between them. As moved down my back side her hand found a place right on my anus and touched it lightly. Before the flip there was a lot of play near the boys and on my a-hole. One the flip she was literally all over me. It was like we were lovers.

She did not disrobe and only a HJ was given though she did a simulated BJ. It was incredibly satisfying to me and all for a standard tip. I had one of my best experiences in an AMP with her. I was really pleased with the session.

TG is very basic in terms of its interior. The therapists are attractive but not CB or BB grade. I always get a great massage for the full hour and have never left disappointed. Jung or Yung was the best of always very good therapists I have had at TG.

Thanks for the review of this place. I stopped in around 7 p one weekday evening and Cindy answered the door. Not the prettiest gal, but very short and tiny which I like. Paid for the hour (. 7) and had to ask for the TS. Not very much roaming but everything was cleaned and rinsed. A little brush of her hair when she was drying me off and back to the room. Massage was good, a little too hard for my taste and had to tell her to be more gentle. Got the standard massage and I brushed her legs whenever I had the chance. Then the soft touch around the back of Mr. Johnson began. She roamed further than any AMP I've been too and eventually finished me off on the flip while doing the ol prostate. That was a first for me. Cleaned up, finished massage, got dressed and left. 6 on the table. I will definitely go back. I'm a HJ guy as nobody does one of those like an AMP girl!

**Gentleman 100** · 03-18-17 08:14

Originally Posted by JohnSno [View Original Post]

Try Selena, she's good fun, but expensive. She used to do fetish porn, but I didn't say that.

Selena is my current favorite at Luxsa. If you like a Latina with perfect bolt-ons, try her.

I do love my Asian providers, though. If you want to be treated like a king, go to our 2 favorite AMPs. Be safe.

**Ds1359** · 03-18-17 06:28

Originally Posted by JohnSno [View Original Post]

Try Selena

She used to do fetish porn, but I didn't say that.

Under what name? PM details please?

**WrongShield** · 03-18-17 02:40

A few weeks ago I saw Yuki at BB. She was amazing. I highly recommend that tongue. The rest was just as good, but that tongue was amazing.

**Gentleman 100** · 03-17-17 20:04

I thought that I would share why I go to my 2 favorite AMPs, BB and CB. They are both like a mini-vacation from the everyday world. Or, maybe better put, they are an adult fantasy world.

I get to go there for either 30 or 60 minutes. I get to choose from a lineup of beautiful and accommodating Asian masseuses. I leave happy and relaxed.

For that precious time I am there, I can leave all my worries and baggage behind me. When I am there, I get to be in my own fantasy porn experience. I also get to experience different girls over time. And, if the place looks busy, 9 times out of 10 they will have a therapist available to take me right away.

I plan on going this weekend. You should also go to your own favorite adult paradise. Mine are nicknamed BB and CB.

Be safe.

**JohnSno** · 03-17-17 19:29

Originally Posted by TrueScotsman [View Original Post]

Tried Luxsa on Sunday morning Chantell, (pretty face nice rack) I think was her name. 60 house fee 160 on the table so was expecting a great time after being at CB 4 times & leaving very happy.

I was so wrong. Total rip off I have had a better time at an AMP for 40 tip many times. She was more interested in getting back for her lunch, that, she was ordering by phone when I arrived (think she should miss lunch a few times to get her body back Into shape) she said it's her part time job and works Friday and Sundays only. I think she should stick to her full time job and stop ripping off visitors to Orlando. I would of rathered given the 220 to the homeless, at least I would of had a good feeling about it. Going by my experience Avoid picking her if you value your hard earned cash. Lunch comes first with her and you ((don't.)) I would of returned a few times this week and was going to pick her sister next time! But once bitten twice shy. Went back to see Mona at CB she is fantastic 100% as opposed to Chattel at Luxsa 10% to be kind. She talks nice and is fun but I don't pay 220 for that. So I sign out as being unhappy& Ripped off by Chantell.

Try Selena, she's good fun, but expensive. She used to do fetish porn, but I didn't say that.

**Sillyolman** · 03-17-17 19:13

Originally Posted by Paddy1969 [View Original Post]

Ask for some info and no response.

Stay classy Orlando.

You want us to fuck her for you to and tell you how much she enjoyed it. WTF?

**Hard Working 19** · 03-17-17 17:49

Originally Posted by Paddy1969 [View Original Post]

Ask for some info and no response.

Stay classy Orlando.

You did get a response. MrBill469 gave you the information you requested. Reading is fundamental.

**Paddy1969** · 03-17-17 16:51

Originally Posted by MrBill469 [View Original Post]

You guys going to let him dis you like that!? (I'm not really a local). The original post did ask for a PM, but he was apparently too lazy to revisit the thread to check for a reply. . . Which had ALL the info he was looking for just two posts and 6 hours apart from that original inquiry!

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/sh...53#post3311053

I don't mean to piss off poor Paddy, but based on recent experience, I don't really expect he'll find this public reply post anyway, so I went ahead and gave him the same pointer in the convenience of his inbox. C'est la Vie!

Didn't see the post, so I apologize, I didn't mean to piss you good people off.

**HotRocks** · 03-17-17 15:58

Took one for the team there at Lake Emma road. Small shopping center. Not private at all. I don't like to say bad things about places, but I guaranteee you I will not repeat. Save your money brethren. Nothing to see, move on.