Massage Parlor Reports

[Miketastic69]

Coming into Alexandria next week for a conference and will have some down time.

Have posted and one replied with some good info before but want to ask one more time.

What I'm looking for:

A nice massage that won't break the bank.

Male or female is fine.

Wanting a sensual but actual massage with HE.

Not looking for FS.

Please PM. Staying not far from King St and won't have a car.

You may want to start looking at the DC Metro subway map or download uber. Kind of tough when you're not mobile.

[RubLover803]

Coming into Alexandria next week for a conference and will have some down time.

Have posted and one replied with some good info before but want to ask one more time.

What I'm looking for:

A nice massage that won't break the bank.

Male or female is fine.

Wanting a sensual but actual massage with HE.

Not looking for FS.

Please PM. Staying not far from King St and won't have a car.

[L Knit]

I was Blue T. And was the only customer in all 7-suites (rooms). Met by Mamason (in her 70's) at the door and she said "you want Tina or New Girl" - I said New Girl but Tina jumped in front of her.

Tina (Korean late 40's) demanded 80 - I paid and got undressed, was lead to the table shower and washed very thoroughly. Then back to the massage room, where she gave a 40-minute massage of average effort (there was some back walking while she hung from the pole centered along the massage table).

She rolled me over, to do my front and started her upsell to get a tip, I agreed on 60 - she said "you are a cheap" - but she did get the job done, with a clean up.

So I paid $140 - for less than an hour. And Tina was appalled with that. On my way out I said, "Tina you have 7-rooms, and no customers. But me. Maybe you.

Should Google Search the word Ingrate. ".

I won't be back.

Ever since Anna left its a no go!

[Daty2887]

I was considering on contacting Halia to schedule an appointment but she and Tiffany went completely off the grid. No backpage, no TER even anymore. Does anyone know what happened?

I just saw her last week and I saw all her ads and her tiffany's ad yesterday on BP.

[Daty2887]

I was considering on contacting Halia to schedule an appointment but she and Tiffany went completely off the grid. No backpage, no TER even anymore. Does anyone know what happened?

I just saw her last week and I saw all her ads and her tiffany's ad yesterday on BP.

[Hariending]

1) If, even after you tell the masseuse that you'll take good care of her, she keeps pushing for the $ up front or for you to agree to a specific amount: Get up from the table, thank her for the massage and start getting dressed. Don't argue with her or even let her draw you into a discussion. If you say anything at all it should be something simple like "I've been getting massage a long time and I know what is a fair tip. When anybody pushes me too hard it makes me unhappy and I will not visit that place anymore. " Since she usually makes nothing from the house fee she will either try to shame you into staying or else apologize and ask you to stay. IME, unless she really seems sincere (and is hot, to boot) it's better to cut your losses and move on because if you stay she may just go through the motions and you'll still feel like you wasted your money. Also, in those circumstances I don't have any problem with leaving zero tip. Yeah, maybe I got a massage but it was her crappy customer service that killed the deal and maybe getting no tip will make her think twice before pulling that kind of stunt again.

2) Ask to talk to the MMS. Depending on the particular circumstances you can choose to use this tactic before you get up from the table, as your getting dressed or even as you're walking out the door. YMMV as the MMS may get defensive and take the girl's side. But if she has any concerns about encouraging regular clients she may offer you another girl or a future discount. If not, you haven't really lost anything, but it's worth a shot. And even if the MMS defends the girl while you're there she may still have a talk with her after you've left.

The bottom line is that it's your $ and you don't have to put up with that kind of BS treatment. It's fine to vote with your feet, walk away and let them know (in a polite way) why you're doing it.

I agree with JmSuttr, it is our money and we should spend the way we want to. But some times our intelligence is hijacked by hormones we make spontaneous decisions.

Jim Rob, I am glad finally some one reviewed Coco. I was blown away by her and still looking for to second visit. She was busy last time I tried.

Couple of years back I met a nice provider in Herndon, Candy, and she was very sweet, beautiful and shy. When it came to flip, she demanded money with very little language she knew. I was unhappy but in a mood, I got up and gave to her. After the finish I did ask why she would do in the middle of the session. She said, she had a number of customers who would finish enjoying her nude body and walk out with $20 or $40 tip or some times no tip. She would not have the time to fight it at the end because another customer might be waiting. That was why a seemingly quiet girl would do demand in the middle of the session.

I am not trying to justify Coco, or Tiffany but, not all providers and customers are the same so we both need to play our tricks.

Let me tell you the trick I have been using for a while. I keep $100 in one pocket and 160 in another pocket. If I see a provider that is good looking I would pay out of the 160 pocket. Once the provider sees, Jacksons left in the pocket they are more than likely to come to your terms. You just need to show to her.

Will visit Coco again this week and let you know if my experience is any different.

Peace out.

[JmSuttr]

I was Blue T. And was the only customer in all 7-suites (rooms). Met by Mamason (in her 70's) at the door and she said "you want Tina or New Girl" - I said New Girl but Tina jumped in front of her.

Tina (Korean late 40's) demanded 80 - I paid and got undressed, was lead to the table shower and washed very thoroughly. Then back to the massage room, where she gave a 40-minute massage of average effort (there was some back walking while she hung from the pole centered along the massage table).

She rolled me over, to do my front and started her upsell to get a tip, I agreed on 60 - she said "you are a cheap" - but she did get the job done, with a clean up.

So I paid $140 - for less than an hour. And Tina was appalled with that. On my way out I said, "Tina you have 7-rooms, and no customers. But me. Maybe you.

Should Google Search the word Ingrate. ".

I won't be back.

1) If, even after you tell the masseuse that you'll take good care of her, she keeps pushing for the $ up front or for you to agree to a specific amount: Get up from the table, thank her for the massage and start getting dressed. Don't argue with her or even let her draw you into a discussion. If you say anything at all it should be something simple like "I've been getting massage a long time and I know what is a fair tip. When anybody pushes me too hard it makes me unhappy and I will not visit that place anymore. " Since she usually makes nothing from the house fee she will either try to shame you into staying or else apologize and ask you to stay. IME, unless she really seems sincere (and is hot, to boot) it's better to cut your losses and move on because if you stay she may just go through the motions and you'll still feel like you wasted your money. Also, in those circumstances I don't have any problem with leaving zero tip. Yeah, maybe I got a massage but it was her crappy customer service that killed the deal and maybe getting no tip will make her think twice before pulling that kind of stunt again.

2) Ask to talk to the MMS. Depending on the particular circumstances you can choose to use this tactic before you get up from the table, as your getting dressed or even as you're walking out the door. YMMV as the MMS may get defensive and take the girl's side. But if she has any concerns about encouraging regular clients she may offer you another girl or a future discount. If not, you haven't really lost anything, but it's worth a shot. And even if the MMS defends the girl while you're there she may still have a talk with her after you've left.

The bottom line is that it's your $ and you don't have to put up with that kind of BS treatment. It's fine to vote with your feet, walk away and let them know (in a polite way) why you're doing it.

[Miketastic69]

I was considering on contacting Halia to schedule an appointment but she and Tiffany went completely off the grid. No backpage, no TER even anymore. Does anyone know what happened?

There are several. Halia posts in other cities. Maybe try searching her number and see what comes up.

[Miketastic69]

Haven't seen her but, while her reviews on the oThER site give her positive marks, they also say she's overpriced. From what I've read, your assessment of her service offerings is correct.

Nyomi is another nuru provider who has positive reviews and intel. You'll find plenty of info if you search the forum. She's also in the higher price range although she does offer some specials. Haven't seen her either as the price to value proposition is just not there, IMHO, for either of them.

When I get to a safe place to surf I will check out the oThER site for Nyomi and Elena. I may end up passing on both if they are out of my economic abilities.

[JmSuttr]

I am thinking about taking the plunge with ELENA NURU, but I saw a couple posts from back in 2014 and 15 that mention for the price HJ & Russian language sessions is all you should expect. Anyone recently have any experience? For what she asks I could have at lest two study sessions elsewhere.

PM me with details if you're willing to share.

Haven't seen her but, while her reviews on the oThER site give her positive marks, they also say she's overpriced. From what I've read, your assessment of her service offerings is correct.

Nyomi is another nuru provider who has positive reviews and intel. You'll find plenty of info if you search the forum. She's also in the higher price range although she does offer some specials. Haven't seen her either as the price to value proposition is just not there, IMHO, for either of them.

[SexsSarved9141]

I was considering on contacting Halia to schedule an appointment but she and Tiffany went completely off the grid. No backpage, no TER even anymore. Does anyone know what happened?

[Miketastic69]

I am thinking about taking the plunge with ELENA NURU, but I saw a couple posts from back in 2014 and 15 that mention for the price HJ & Russian language sessions is all you should expect. Anyone recently have any experience? For what she asks I could have at lest two study sessions elsewhere.

PM me with details if you're willing to share.

[Ernie8]

I'm planning to hit up blue this trip before I head back west. After a few years I am surprised I have not taken the plunge, but I kinda already know that the menu is limited to viewing and HJ. I need to mark it off my list though and their providers are usually smoking.

I was Blue T. And was the only customer in all 7-suites (rooms). Met by Mamason (in her 70's) at the door and she said "you want Tina or New Girl" - I said New Girl but Tina jumped in front of her.

Tina (Korean late 40's) demanded 80 - I paid and got undressed, was lead to the table shower and washed very thoroughly. Then back to the massage room, where she gave a 40-minute massage of average effort (there was some back walking while she hung from the pole centered along the massage table).

She rolled me over, to do my front and started her upsell to get a tip, I agreed on 60 - she said "you are a cheap" - but she did get the job done, with a clean up.

So I paid $140 - for less than an hour. And Tina was appalled with that. On my way out I said, "Tina you have 7-rooms, and no customers. But me. Maybe you.

Should Google Search the word Ingrate. ".

I won't be back.

[Kijimuna]

Went to the new place in fairfax and asked for Coco the lady who open the door was going to be my provider and she was just typical AMP in looks.

Coco came to the room and for nova standards she was a 10. Gave the donation and got the shower. Went to the table shower and had light teasing. (nothing special).

Back to the room was a nice sensual rub and after th flip she started pushing for the tip. She straight up said I want 5 jacks and you get me nude, but no frank sinatra or bill Joel musics will be played in this room.

I was really in the mood and agree to her terms. Oh but I had to get up off the table excited and hand her the tip. Really was a bummer. She allowed roaming with hugs and kisses on the neck. She then got on top and did the whole simulated thing and I was done.

Push too much for the tip. I don't like that and won't return.

Disclaimer what you just read was a dream by a very lonely sad man.

LOL, funny how it always seems like a good idea until the pop, then you start thinking, WTF did I pay that much for. .

[Jim Rob]

Went to the new place in fairfax and asked for Coco the lady who open the door was going to be my provider and she was just typical AMP in looks.

Coco came to the room and for nova standards she was a 10. Gave the donation and got the shower. Went to the table shower and had light teasing. (nothing special).

Back to the room was a nice sensual rub and after th flip she started pushing for the tip. She straight up said I want 5 jacks and you get me nude, but no frank sinatra or bill Joel musics will be played in this room.

I was really in the mood and agree to her terms. Oh but I had to get up off the table excited and hand her the tip. Really was a bummer. She allowed roaming with hugs and kisses on the neck. She then got on top and did the whole simulated thing and I was done.

Push too much for the tip. I don't like that and won't return.

Disclaimer what you just read was a dream by a very lonely sad man.