Massage Parlor Reports

**Wirelessone** · 08-22-16 20:19

Originally Posted by BigYoyo [View Original Post]

Long time lurker, first time poster.

Visited Sarah today at near the Irving Park station. She advertises on BP individually, but it's apparently an MP, though she was the only one there today.

I can't state strongly enough how incredible an experience it was. This woman knows what she's doing. Not cheap, but I'll take that sure thing over three hit-or-miss AMP visits any day.

She's probably mid- to late-30's. Now nothing on earth can compete (IMO) with a tight, smooth, petite, fresh 22 year old. But, for her age, this woman is a 10. Not a fan of fakes, but these were perfect. Flat stomach, tight butt, smooth kitty. Absolutely amazing. And she know how to handle things. New ATF, no competition.

HE with b2 b and mutual massage. I'm ruined on other providers now. Total damage was $$. 6. Worth twice that, but don't tell her that.

Visited Oki early last week. Not sure of the girls name. She wasn't fat, but she was bigger. Nothing special. No big complaints, but I won't repeat. . 7 house and. 6 tip. For twice that, could have visited Sarah and had a 10 x better experience.

From now on, I'm replacing quantity with quality.

You got a lot of us excited to come see you, if you're as hot and as sexy as you say you are.

**Datsurman** · 08-22-16 19:03

You're both a little bit right.

Yeah. Obviously all things being equal you would prefer a hot MT over one that is not as hot. But in this city, all things are rarely equal. Finding a super hot chick that gives an excellent massage and fantastic release is very, very rare. Most hot chicks think you should give them a million dollar tip just for taking off their top. Nobody is interested in an ugly MT, but I would take an average MT with excellent hands over a stunning MT who gives a half assed massage with an attitude like the sun rises and sets on her tits.

BTW, this rule only applies to MTs. If I am looking for duck, and fuck then I am mainly interested in looks.

Originally Posted by BigDog16 [View Original Post]

Are you kidding me? In this business, young and hot definitely makes more money than old and ugly. Thats why they charge more hourly. Just the feel of their young, smooth skin is better than old and wrinkly. No offense but you sound like a damn fool.

**BigYoyo** · 08-22-16 16:11

Long time lurker, first time poster.

Visited Sarah today at near the Irving Park station. She advertises on BP individually, but it's apparently an MP, though she was the only one there today.

I can't state strongly enough how incredible an experience it was. This woman knows what she's doing. Not cheap, but I'll take that sure thing over three hit-or-miss AMP visits any day.

She's probably mid- to late-30's. Now nothing on earth can compete (IMO) with a tight, smooth, petite, fresh 22 year old. But, for her age, this woman is a 10. Not a fan of fakes, but these were perfect. Flat stomach, tight butt, smooth kitty. Absolutely amazing. And she know how to handle things. New ATF, no competition.

HE with b2 b and mutual massage. I'm ruined on other providers now. Total damage was $$. 6. Worth twice that, but don't tell her that.

Visited Oki early last week. Not sure of the girls name. She wasn't fat, but she was bigger. Nothing special. No big complaints, but I won't repeat. . 7 house and. 6 tip. For twice that, could have visited Sarah and had a 10 x better experience.

From now on, I'm replacing quantity with quality.

**Colesmithe** · 08-22-16 11:59

Hi everyone. Looking for some general feedback on the 773 agency that posts daily. Have been curious but hoping to get more insight into general service:

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...calls/29227226

Thanks in advance!

**GMan25** · 08-22-16 09:25

Originally Posted by Maxamillion101 [View Original Post]

Hey guys. It's been a little bit since I posted but wanted to post a review or two since I've been back at it again.

I went back to logan last week and saw mia. Wow. Her body is unbelievable. She has implants that are huge, but she really knows how to have fun. Does everything for a price, but if you treat her well and are nice I think you will find that price to be reduced a bit. PM me for details, but I for sure recommend her.

Logan door is $. 6, how much more for the extras on the menu? Thanks a lot.

**Ron M** · 08-21-16 23:34

Originally Posted by Magooski [View Original Post]

Yes, you're blessed with good vision to enjoy the cuties. Me, I'm blessed that my imagination makes for what I can't see clearly. It's a gift! Haaaa.

So far my vision is still pretty good. Not great. Even if the view is ok it's still enjoyable to me.

**Magooski** · 08-21-16 23:03

Originally Posted by RonM [View Original Post]

Magooski, I agree with you 100 percent. With one exception of your hottie statement. I don't wear glasses. So I can still enjoy the view.

Yes, you're blessed with good vision to enjoy the cuties. Me, I'm blessed that my imagination makes for what I can't see clearly. It's a gift! Haaaa.

**Maxamillion101** · 08-21-16 10:59

Hey guys. It's been a little bit since I posted but wanted to post a review or two since I've been back at it again.

I went back to logan last week and saw mia. Wow. Her body is unbelievable. She has implants that are huge, but she really knows how to have fun. Does everything for a price, but if you treat her well and are nice I think you will find that price to be reduced a bit. PM me for details, but I for sure recommend her.

I also saw xena at impulse. She's a bodybuilder if you're into that. She gives a good massage but standard finish. I couldn't gauge whether there was more fun to be had, but she is cute and definitely into it so who knows. I want to see more of the girls at impulse to see what it's all about.

**Ron M** · 08-21-16 09:54

Originally Posted by Magooski [View Original Post]

I actually prefer more mature MT's myself. I'd rather have a great massage and yank from a lady that knows what she is doing, rather than a mediocre body rub from a little hottie. When this old polock takes off his specticals, he can't see worth a shit and enjoy the view.

Magooski, I agree with you 100 percent. With one exception of your hottie statement. I don't wear glasses. So I can still enjoy the view.

**Magooski** · 08-21-16 08:49

Originally Posted by E6671 [View Original Post]

In this business young and hot usually means higher fees and poor service because they know too many mongers will pay the higher fee regardless of quality. Am I a fool because I prefer quality? If so I am okay with that.

I actually prefer more mature MT's myself. I'd rather have a great massage and yank from a lady that knows what she is doing, rather than a mediocre body rub from a little hottie. When this old polock takes off his specticals, he can't see worth a shit and enjoy the view.

**RespectAsian** · 08-20-16 23:04

Originally Posted by E6671 [View Original Post]

In this business young and hot usually means higher fees and poor service because they know too many mongers will pay the higher fee regardless of quality. Am I a fool because I prefer quality? If so I am okay with that.

The scale I keep seeing only addresses the service but does not take into account the quality of the girl providing it. Both need to be considered equally. Chicago area has much older therapists than LA or NY because we won't pay enough for it to be worth the younger ones wanting to come here. I'd like to see more like what I see when traveling the coasts but in this area it seems that there is much pride over who can get girls to first do the most (without negotiating first) and then tip them as little as possible after the deed is done. Maybe we will start opening up a bit in the future with tipping and start attracting more of the hotter spa girls here.

**ThomasT1964** · 08-20-16 22:54

New to the Chicago area. Went to Pine Tree earlier today and saw Angel. She is Korean -- about 5'3" and maybe 110. Long dark hair and very attractive. Great time.

**Eddinger** · 08-20-16 21:22

This is all pretty funny how worked up some of you dudes are getting over the difference between 40 $ and 60 $.

You're getting your cock stroked by a stranger. If she does a good job and you get to paw her tits and ass and shit. Give her 60 $, WTF.

**Doctor Welby** · 08-20-16 19:54

Originally Posted by MehMedic [View Original Post]

I kinda agree. Ok. So they don't have someone every hour. If they work only 40 hours a week. All 52 weeks a year. Just on hand shake alone they make $62,000 a year. Tax free. They are not hurting. I am out in the Mchenry / Elgin area. The AMP out here are not top notch. Your look at best 6 on a scale. And most won't let you roam. And shirt stays on. Don't forget. They get a portion of the door fee also. 20 on the 60.

Dude go to World.

**Avg Joe** · 08-20-16 19:50

Originally Posted by BigDog16 [View Original Post]

Are you kidding me? In this business, young and hot definitely makes more money than old and ugly. Thats why they charge more hourly. Just the feel of their young, smooth skin is better than old and wrinkly. No offense but you sound like a damn fool.

So what if he wants to tip a "granny" the same as other providers for good service? Maybe he is into older providers, you don't know. His money, his choice.

AJ.