Massage Parlor Reports

[Teejay]

Went to Unique in Wey tonight and left extremely unhappy. This place used to be a decent go to for a quick, cheap rub & tug. I have been there a half dozen times with no bad experience although some were better than others. Tonight I go in and pay for an hour (Spring Special, LOL). I get an older lady but at least she's pleasant. Name is Jane, she says. After awhile with my text notification going off, she says she'd rather do a 1/2 hr. & I agree. Anyway totally lackluster "bodywork" but I'm there for the ending anyway so what the heck. So the next thing I know I'm getting the "ok, I'm finished" I said, no you're not what about the front. She says no front, all done. I said that I'd been there before and. She says "lots of people been here before". I was pissed. I dressed and left, no tip.

This place is not the Unique you know. Avoid!

[Four Q]

80.

Glad to respond to this post, but kinda do not like to respond with the simple two characters "80", because the haters on the board will continue to hate and go off on a missive about just trying to rack up posts. I could not care less about your self-centered post counts or member status like "some" on the board do. I just care to share info.

I know exactly where he's talking about as I know the area well. What I don't know is what the F he's talking about. Blumpkin? Ya, I can guesstimate. I think her name is coco if I understood correctly?

But most important. What was the friggin tip?

[Natebost]

New place I stopped into near Whole Foods on Main St in Weymouth. It is on the main rd and the only way in that is shoveled is in full view of the thousands of cars driving by. I had called and they told me $50 on the phone for a massage. I got there and an older asian woman asked for $60 instead. After 10 minutes of arguing, she finally agreed to the $50 but said that was for Swedish massage not the deep tissue. She was wearing jeans and a polo, maybe a 4 in looks. Draping throughout and no sign of any extras, she wasn't shy about where she massaged and it was actually a really good massage for Asian MP standards. She never asked me to flip and gave me a pat on the ass and said all done. I found the website after and it looks like a legit place. On the way out a much younger and very good looking girl was at the front desk. I got the impression that she was the owner / manager and not a therapist but who knows. Pretty sure the place is legit.

[Sampox]

I know exactly where he's talking about as I know the area well. What I don't know is what the F he's talking about. Blumpkin? Ya, I can guesstimate. I think her name is coco if I understood correctly?

But most important. What was the friggin tip?

Well it was a bit of work but also fun to figure out. As for blumpkin and snowballing Google offers help, but I confess both are way beyond my interests or taste.

[CamperVan10]

Look, I agree that a few more bread crumbs could've been left for the masses to figure it out but if you live in the MetroWest area you probably could decipher where he was talking about pretty easily. I knew what place he was talking about almost immediately. What I am saying is that I don't think his review should be lumped in with the completely worthless ones we get here sometimes as it was a good review, about a real place, that just left a little bit out.

I know exactly where he's talking about as I know the area well. What I don't know is what the F he's talking about. Blumpkin? Ya, I can guesstimate. I think her name is coco if I understood correctly?

But most important. What was the friggin tip?

[Member #4868]

I get it, the newbie (2 reviews or 2 postings really) wants to speak his own language and write about a great place but really give no location or help to anyone. Wow I am sitting here wanting to go to that place so much. Please tell me where it is. Kiss my ass you fking loser, no one cares and if they do they have issues. Plenty of great places to go to. Never bother me with pm's be / see you ain't getting any real info. Sick of these guys who think they are all that.

Look, I agree that a few more bread crumbs could've been left for the masses to figure it out but if you live in the MetroWest area you probably could decipher where he was talking about pretty easily. I knew what place he was talking about almost immediately. What I am saying is that I don't think his review should be lumped in with the completely worthless ones we get here sometimes as it was a good review, about a real place, that just left a little bit out.

[Ccup2]

Reports like this make RTFF s joke since the search engine won't work. I have pm'd many reports like this and it takes five exchanges to find out the place is no were near me

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I get it, the newbie (2 reviews or 2 postings really) wants to speak his own language and write about a great place but really give no location or help to anyone. Wow I am sitting here wanting to go to that place so much. Please tell me where it is. Kiss my ass you fking loser, no one cares and if they do they have issues. Plenty of great places to go to. Never bother me with pm's be / see you ain't getting any real info. Sick of these guys who think they are all that.

[Rito1]

After I left the AAMP disappointed I went over to Hancock street as they were the only one I could find open at 10 pm. Did not get the girls name but I will keep it short. Massage not great. On the flip the saggy girls were out and utc below. Hr was ok. Should have just went home and did it myself and save some cash.

Looks = 6.

Body = 6.

Massage = 5.

HR = 7.

5 + . 4.

http://boston.craigslist.org/sob/thp/4909050521.html

New*spa*grand*opening* (randolph / quincy / plymouth).

Body work opening 7 days aweek from 9 am to 10;30 pm.

Price list;.

30 minutes $ 40.

60 minutes $ 50.

90 minutes $ 80.

Located at;.

324 north main st # 5 randolph ma 02368 call 929 329 4690.

1419 hancock st # 201 quincy ma 02169 call 646 932 4945.

303 court st piymouth ma 02360 call 347 399 5187.

Walk-in's welcome.

[Rito1]

Saw a new ad on CL and called the other day. Arrived at a 2 family house on a side street off of Newport av. One parking spot in front of house available. I did not like going onto the porch as I could hear the family on the 1st floor talking & laughing. Anyway I went upstairs and was met by a young (late 20's) girl. She was in sweats and a tee shirt. She was cute but nothing to be real excited about. She started the massage draped but removed it after about 5 minutes. This girl has decent massage skills and her tease was insane. By the time I flipped I thought I was going to explode. Now the bad part. The drape goes back on, the tease continues she is under the towel on my nut but not touching rito jr. I tried to touch her and she moved away twice but the 3rd time let me grab her ass and hold it. Then all of a sudden she said time is up. I asked about juinor and she said just massage here. I cut my loses and left. I do however think more might be available and will try one more time.

Looks = 7.

Body = 7.

Massage = 8.

HR = 0.

65 + . 2.

http://boston.craigslist.org/sob/thp/4905591537.html

*New bodywork opening* (wollaston quincy).

We offer strong expertise in deep tissue and stretching in Thai bodywork and.

Swedish by our lovely, friendly and skillful staff. Enjoy your time with gentle rub.

Through soft music.

Rooms: Central AC, private, Quiet and clean rooms.

Men & women welcome.

We are open at 11 am to 10 pm on Tuesday, Thursday, Saturday and Sunday.

CASH ONLY! 617 652 6321.

[Jolem]

Parking in Brookline can be tight with the recent snow. Was in area and saw an open spot along the street.

Also met Coco. She is cute / pretty and spinner like.

I wasn't as adventurous with wandering. She has skills but will lose in follow up business because she will try and short you 10-16 minutes. I am going to call her shortcakes instead of coco!

Nothing more frustrating than feeling shorted. I managed to get 50 ish minutes. More closer to 50 than 55.

You see the clock. I also hit the timer on my phone when I hit the table.

Got a full hour earlier this week w Coco. Cute, glasses, mid late 20's? Let me feel her tiny A cups, she's partial shaved, and gave a good massage at the end. Pretty good attitude. 60/40 tip.

[Member #4868]

http://boston.craigslist.org/bmw/thp/4908765197.html

That would be the place.

[BillyPilgrim]

http://boston.craigslist.org/bmw/thp/4908765197.html

Any chance you could give a name and / or location? Not sure why all the covert lingo.

BB.

[HappyDave]

Reports like this make RTFF s joke since the search engine won't work. I have pm'd many reports like this and it takes five exchanges to find out the place is no were near me

Hola!

Up front, the location of this relatively new place is a paradigm, and I am not too crazy about the location. The proverbial little oval open glow-sign in the window.

Walked up, no advance call, rang bell, greeted by okay an looking provider, was told to come back in thirty minutes. Killed time, came back. Very friendly intro to the provider. Inside is really nice setup, warm, everything brand new.

The first phase of the session was as routine as could be. Pay fee for an hour, I undress, lay down, the massage begins. KoKo started at the big head and worked down the back and shoulders. This girl has some strong hands, and the firm massage was welcome. Very good body rub skills, and she is methodical in working around each part of the body. Fingers, hands, arms, back, legs, each toe with a three-yank and snap method. Fair English but that did not get in the way of anything. She said they have been really busy even during most of the bad weather days.

Things got progressively better every couple minutes during the session. I offered to let her sample my services, and my offer was accepted. Plenty digital and oral access to the va jay jay, more than adequate access to the adjoining ahole. No hole was left unexplored. Great flow and transition for each movement we made together. After the fireworks, she spent about five minutes on a head massage. Shorted my time by more than ten minutes though, which I do not appreciate.

Ratings:

Bodyrub - 8.

Main Event - 8.

Age - 40, give or take a little, but did not look old.

Looks Face and hair - 6.

Body and hair. Looks were a 6 plus, being honest, but personality makes it easy to experience; not a big girl, but had a tiny roll.

Personality - 7.

Hour - 60.

Tip. Commensurate with the extracurricular services provided.

Next time. Going for a blumpkin.

Won't try. Snowballing with her. Had to throw that in with the weather the way its been.

Location is very convenient as you can hop on and off the pike, but, there is way too nice of a main tenant (smile, and I do not mean for a pic) in the building for day visits.

This little ditty is about a new Coch place in the Ham, which is not to be confused with ten Coch in the mall town, which I will def be revisiting to see what the next session brings to the plate.

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[Member #5013]

Hola!

Up front, the location of this relatively new place is a paradigm, and I am not too crazy about the location. The proverbial little oval open glow-sign in the window.

Walked up, no advance call, rang bell, greeted by okay an looking provider, was told to come back in thirty minutes. Killed time, came back. Very friendly intro to the provider. Inside is really nice setup, warm, everything brand new.

The first phase of the session was as routine as could be. Pay fee for an hour, I undress, lay down, the massage begins. KoKo started at the big head and worked down the back and shoulders. This girl has some strong hands, and the firm massage was welcome. Very good body rub skills, a
nd she is methodical in working around each part of the body. Fingers, hands, arms, back, legs, each toe with a three-yank and snap method. Fair English but that did not get in the way of anything. She said they have been really busy even during most of the bad weather days.

Things got progressively better every couple minutes during the session. I offered to let her sample my services, and my offer was accepted. Plenty digital and oral access to the va jay jay, more than adequate access to the adjoining ahole. No hole was left unexplored. Great flow and transition for each movement we made together. After the fireworks, she spent about five minutes on a head massage. Shorted my time by more than ten minutes though, which I do not appreciate.

Ratings:

Bodyrub - 8.

Main Event - 8.

Age - 40, give or take a little, but did not look old.

Looks Face and hair - 6.

Body and hair. Looks were a 6 plus, being honest, but personality makes it easy to experience; not a big girl, but had a tiny roll.

Personality - 7.

Hour - 60.

Tip. Commensurate with the extracurricular services provided.

Next time. Going for a blumpkin.

Won't try. Snowballing with her. Had to throw that in with the weather the way its been.

Location is very convenient as you can hop on and off the pike, but, there is way too nice of a main tenant (smile, and I do not mean for a pic) in the building for day visits.

This little ditty is about a new Coch place in the Ham, which is not to be confused with ten Coch in the mall town, which I will def be revisiting to see what the next session brings to the plate.

Any chance you could give a name and / or location? Not sure why all the covert lingo.

BB.

[BooCocky]

Drew Wendy an older woman. Nice fast massage and long tease. On the flip the girls came out and lots of teasing with junior. Left happy. 60+40.

Damn. Heading to Boston tomorrow and she sounds like fun!