Massage Parlor Reports

[M Scores Easy]

I went to Lexington yesterday, not Marrett. I called for an appointment with Nancy, the only decent woman in the place. They tell me she is working, so ten minutes later I arrive, and the woman says "Nancy here in 5 minutes" . Now I feel the bait and switch coming.

I say "ok" walk into the room but do not get undressed. 5 minutes, 10 minutes. At the 12 minute mark, I get up to leave. I walk out of the room and tell the lady that's its been too long and I have to go to work. I ask for my money. Out of no where a second old lady jumps out of an adjoining room."No, No Nancy be right here!" . I say " I make appointment for reason". Now I'm talking like them.

'Money, Money" I say a second time. Now they both start looking out the window. "Nancy coming, Nancy coming".

Nancy is no where in sight.

Now I'm getting annoyed. I start to walk behind the counter. I firmly demanded for my money in an angry tone.

"Ok, Ok, Ok. So sorry, so sorry. You comeback later?

I didn't mean to scare the old ladies, but they do not want to lose that money once you are in.

Lesson learned: Make sure the girl is physically there before arriving.

Had to laugh about it after though.

[CamperVan10]

I was in an establishment recently for a half hour massage. About 20 minutes in a monger walks into the establishment where there is only one woman working. She tells him she is busy and it will be another half hour wait. Instead of being a normal human being, leaving and coming back he decides to "make himself at home" and just wait inside the waiting room (which is just an entrance basically). I hear him asking her if she accepts credit cards as well, who the hell pays with a credit card? Anyways I don't know what school of mongering some went to, but don't wait. It makes things awkward for everyone else. Even the lady working felt uneasy about it for obvious reasons. Grab a bite to eat, sit in your car and listen to music, do ANYTHING. But don't wait like a weirdo.

I have experienced this in a variety of situations, all local to me. Most recent was one girl working with a double-booking. It ended up OK because I hid around the corner inside, she asked me to wait 10 minutes., while she finished up. He walked in just ahead of me, I had scheduled an appt., so I hung back for 5-10 mins before entering (not knowing 1 or 2 girls were working) and she asked me to wait for her. She took care of it in short time, so she must've squeezed in a quickie are+T just ahead of my arrival.

At ww a loud mouth monger, younger brash type, was given entrance while the 2 ladies were occupied. He had all sorts of questions and delayed the already intrusive interruption, AND he was just standing there waiting while I finished, dressed, and was leaving. Atypical as I personally have been led to the tv room there to wait and / or waited in a 3rd room while a monger departed. This was not what I expected. Also at the same location 2 of us entered at the same to ring the bell and wait for the lady to come down and let us in. I did a turn around when we both went in. I had to wait a few before ringing the bell again as it was too akward. That last one couldn't be helped, sheer bad timing, but the other 2 were mishandled by the AMP.

[Member #4566]

The vast majority of you are considerate. There is always the exception unfortunately. I actually had an occasion where I know the masseuse very well and was in the middle of an hour massage when the phone rang. She is the owner and the other girl was working so she answered the call. Ok. Well the good fellow on the other end couldn't stop asking every question imaginable to the point where maybe it is now 3 or 4 minutes and he won't give up. She was right beside me and she told he several times politely that's she was busy now. I know her well enough that I took the phone at this point and let this clown know he was way out of line. Please please pretty please-think with your big head when necessary.

I was on a table with a well- known girl, and a guy kept calling every 5 minutes asking for directions, saying he was lost, telling her the places he was passing, etc. She speaks in broken English and tried to help him, but it wasn't working.

Get a gps, asshole. And I also blame the girl for continuing to answer the phone.

[Momo2]

I found these Vichy table showers online so that you can get an idea of what they look like. Different states may have different variations. Wouldn't it be great to have the bathtub style version where she climbs in with you to wash your back! Now that's being pampered.

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Just like the Bond Movies. I always dreamed of a geisha girl in the tub with me. Also, these tubs would be perfect for the Nuru massages. Thats where they place this odorless jell like substance made out of seaweed all over your body and they then slide their body up and down.

I believe they offer the soapy massage version in one of the New York AMPs. These tubs would be perfect.

[Momo2]

Yes, I agree ss why pay 80 plus 40 for the tip by the way this is the consevative amount. They will tell you they want 60? For a HE. The Thai are sticking it to us. Screw them go to a Chinese place 90 or 100 dollars if you are happy versus 140 you do the math. Tell Jolins shove it and try some other places more reasonably priced. You guys pay the freight.

So lets smartin up and send the Thai's a message.

No more 80 dollar massages with 60 dollar endings.

I love eating Chinese food but sometimes, I want to have some Pad Thai.

I can appreciate the different models of the AMP business. Yes you pay more for the Thai places because like many other businesses, it takes more money to run a better business. The common theme to these Thai places are:

1) They offer nicer and peaceful surroundings. They are better decorated and offer full walls for privacy.

2) They are better staffed. There is often someone answering the phones so no call interruptions. You get the full hour.

3) They cater to those mongers who are looking for the better massage experience. Often Thai places do not offer the half hour option. With a better massage they can promote their 90 minute version.

4) The staff seem to stay longer so it is easier to keep the quality consistent and allows us to get what we expect.

5) The staff are usually younger. But they also have a very limited or no Roaming policy. Its a look but do not touch policy.

I often go back and forth between the Chinese and the Thai style AMP. I do not like paying more. But when I feel the need of a Thai massage, I am willing to pay for the difference.

[SpermSac]

Stopped by last night, drew an older gal (mid40's to 50) who although very nice was not a looker by any stretch of imagination; still needing muscle relief though. Better technique than Platinum in terms of style but nowhere near the enthusiasm. Thought about refusing the finish but she was determined and I couldn't be rude so what the hell. Eyes shut tight and work the imagination. Roaming not an option I was willing to explore. Was a relaxing but not stimulating experience. She had to stop 3 times for couple phone calls and a walk-in (who she unlocked door & told to come back in 20, glad he didn't). As previously stated the low walls make for lack of privacy. I said they were working her too hard since nobody else was there and she commented that the other girl had to go home early (gives me hope for a future visit).

Opted for table shower but was surprised as it was a large shallow table / tub with hand held sprayer. The spray is barely enough to keep part of you warm on that wet table. Last time I had gotten table showers was 3 decades ago in PA AMPs. They took you into a tiled shower room with floor drain, on a therapy type table, and had giant tub of warm water beside table which was constantly being refilled and they used these ladles / buckets to dump a couple gallons at a time over you so it was like you were under a warm wave machine. Anybody experience similar setup around here? The four handed massage was ideal because one would scrub while other would rinse and occasionally they'd have a water fight like one of those teen movies with hot babes at a car wash. Sorry old boner memory lane detour. Afterward they would help you dress and even kneel down to tie your shoes, very geisha like. Some of the memories that keeps me going back to AMPs despite current realities.

Stay safe out there.

The Marquis.

I found these Vichy table showers online so that you can get an idea of what they look like. Different states may have different variations. Wouldn't it be great to have the bathtub style version where she climbs in with you to wash your back! Now that's being pampered.

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[TBone1970]

Came out of Marrett st yesturday and had my photo taken by an older woman in her 50's.

I approached her and she told me she was going to post my photo in the paper.

Personally I don't care but some of you may want to watch your surroundings.

[Short Stroke]

A different way of looking at it would be to think that the only way she can get the business is by constantly advertising as she propbably does not get any repeat business. Most do not research the boards for reviews. She will eventualy change her screen name.

I have noticed that she is moving around alot and there has been a few ads where she has used pics of others to portray what she looks like to lure them in. Noticed that RI had a few of her ads from time to time.

Reviews just don't make me want to pull the trigger and visit but her big tits do have some appeal. I was just curious if anyone had a positive visit with her to speak about.

I guess this is one that if the service is that bad we need to keep it up on the screen as a "DON'T GO SAVE YOUR $ provider. Maybe she will learn.

[Momo2]

Has anyone has a good time with Jackie?

I've read many negative reviews about ripped off, shorted time, bad service. Anyone have anything posuitive to say about her?

http://massachusetts.backpage.com/Bo...oo-30/24881820

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Seems odd that with all the bad reports that she is still advertising.

A different way of looking at it would be to think that the only way she can get the business is by constantly advertising as she propbably does not get any repeat business. Most do not research the boards for reviews. She will eventualy change her screen name.

[Momo2]

I was in an establishment recently for a half hour massage. About 20 minutes in a monger walks into the establishment where there is only one woman working. She tells him she is busy and it will be another half hour wait. Instead of being a normal human being, leaving and coming back he decides to "make himself at home" and just wait inside the waiting room (which is just an entrance basically). I hear him asking her if she accepts credit cards as well, who the hell pays with a credit card? Anyways I don't know what school of mongering some went to, but don't wait. It makes things awkward for everyone else. Even the lady working felt uneasy about it for obvious reasons. Grab a bite to eat, sit in your car and listen to music, do ANYTHING. But don't wait like a weirdo.

Thank you for this post. This is a hobby that most here are not able to openly share with others. For most, this is a solo venture. Having this Forum allows us to be guided by other more experienced mongers as how to act. It not only tells us what to expect but what's expected of us. We need more of these type of posts.

[SpermSac]

The vast majority of you are considerate. There is always the exception unfortunately. I actually had an occasion where I know the masseuse very well and was in the middle of an hour massage when the phone rang. She is the owner and the other girl was working so she answered the call. Ok. Well the good fellow on the other end couldn't stop asking every question imaginable to the point where maybe it is now 3 or 4 minutes and he won't give up. She was right beside me and she told he several times politely that she was busy now. I know her well enough that I took the phone at this point and let this clown know he was way out of line. Please please pretty please-think with your big head when necessary.

This scene only enforces the "by appointment" massage. I have to agree 100% that having the provider answer the phone while working is the most disturbing thing that I have ever encountered. I would venture to say this is the price you pay for high volume providers that push the clients thru. There are those exceptions where some get that extra quality being a repeat client but on the whole that disturbing phone call always occurs and sometimes right at that particular moment! Grrrrrrrr.

The one great thing is when you find a provider that shuts the phone off during a session.

Be safe lots of activity going on!

[Jeevs]

Stopped by last night, drew an older gal (mid40's to 50) who although very nice was not a looker by any stretch of imagination; still needing muscle relief though. Better technique than Platinum in terms of style but nowhere near the enthusiasm. Thought about refusing the finish but she was determined and I couldn't be rude so what the hell. Eyes shut tight and work the imagination. Roaming not an option I was willing to explore. Was a relaxing but not stimulating experience. She had to stop 3 times for couple phone calls and a walk-in (who she unlocked door & told to come back in 20, glad he didn't). As previously stated the low walls make for lack of privacy. I said they were working her too hard since nobody else was there and she commented that the other girl had to go home early (gives me hope for a future visit).

Opted for table shower but was surprised as it was a large shallow table / tub with hand held sprayer. The spray is barely enough to keep part of you warm on that wet table. Last time I had gotten table showers was 3 decades ago in PA AMPs. They took you into a tiled shower room with floor drain, on a therapy type table, and had giant tub of warm water beside table which was constantly being refilled and they used these ladles / buckets to dump a couple gallons at a time over you so it was like you were under a warm wave machine. Anybody experience similar setup around here? The four handed massage was ideal because one would scrub while other would rinse and occasionally they'd have a water fight like one of those teen movies with hot babes at a car wash. Sorry old boner memory lane detour. Afterward they would help you dress and even kneel down to tie your shoes, very geisha like. Some of the memories that keeps me going back to AMPs despite current realities.

Stay safe out there.

The Marquis.

The only place I know of that will pour water over you is Holistic...really good massage w / standard finish.

[Smoke Screen]

Stopped by last night, drew an older gal (mid40's to 50) who although very nice was not a looker by any stretch of imagination; still needing muscle relief though. Better technique than Platinum in terms of style but nowhere near the enthusiasm. Thought about refusing the finish but she was determined and I couldn't be rude so what the hell. Eyes shut tight and work the imagination. Roaming not an option I was willing to explore. Was a relaxing but not stimulating experience. She had to stop 3 times for couple phone calls and a walk-in (who she unlocked door & told to come back in 20, glad he didn't). As previously stated the low walls make for lack of privacy. I said they were working her too hard since nobody else was there and she commented that the other girl had to go home early (gives me hope for a future visit).

Opted for table shower but was surprised as it was a large shallow table / tub with hand held sprayer. The spray is barely enough to keep part of you warm on that wet table. Last time I had gotten table showers was 3 decades ago in PA AMPs. They took you into a tiled shower room with floor drain, on a therapy type table, and had giant tub of warm water beside table which was constantly being refilled and they used these ladles / buckets to dump a couple gallons at a time over you so it was like you were under a warm wave machine. Anybody experience similar setup around here? The four handed massage was ideal because one would scrub while other would rinse and occasionally they'd have a water fight like one of those teen movies with hot babes at a car wash. Sorry old boner memory lane detour. Afterward they would help you dress and even kneel down to tie your shoes, very geisha like. Some of the memories that keeps me going back to AMPs despite current realities.

Stay safe out there.

The Marquis.

What you're looking for is in Providence, both NMS & Admiral have what you want, including 4 handed, but of course with 2 girls you pay double what you would normally pay for 1 girl. It's good to splurge on yourself once in a while.

[JohnnyOceans2]

Was crusing the other night on dot when I saw a BSW right in front of tedeschis on my second pass I was about to pull over a little after I passed her but there was a boston cruiser pulled over right there running. Don't know if this girl was a sting but needless to say I relocated to a different area.

[Rito1]

Opted for table shower but was surprised as it was a large shallow table / tub with hand held sprayer. The spray is barely enough to keep part of you warm on that wet table. Last time I had gotten table showers was 3 decades ago in PA AMPs. They took you into a tiled shower room with floor drain, on a therapy type table, and had giant tub of warm water beside table which was constantly being refilled and they used these ladles / buckets to dump a couple gallons at a time over you so it was like you were under a warm wave machine. Anybody experience similar setup around here? ....... Afterward they would help you dress and even kneel down to tie your shoes, very geisha like. Some of the memories that keeps me going back to AMPs despite current realities.

Stay safe out there.

The Marquis.

Providence Marquis my man Providence.