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[Dcfunforyou]

Hey guys she is back and ready to play. She is a smart lady who knows how to please. I'm sure some of you remember her. Give her a call 443 633-3973. She is legit and safe to play with. Pm for any questions.

Her recent ad:

http://baltimore.backpage.com/Female...dis-30/8586938

Saw her recently. Pics in ad don't do her justice. Knock out body and great attitude. Treat her right and you will have a great time! My ATF.

[SensaYuma]

I'm completely new to the escort business. I would like to know is it good not to have reviews on here or bad? Since I'm new on the forum I was curious to know.

You're reviewed on here already.

Gentlemen,

This is "rimming angel" as reviewed by Karl Hungus.

Forewarned is forearmed. She is heavier than described, lives in a terrible neighborhood with her parents and at the moment is claiming that she is pregnant. But hey, it's your money.

Sens.

[KingMountain]

Quality Asian escorts are difficult to find outside Southern California or NYC, but I've seen a few travel here. I got to poke Taj Malai a couple years ago. Google her. That was a good time, but she acts all business if it isn't for the camera. She accidentally emailed me from her real email address and so I Frisbees her on Facebook. It is kind of funny.

Thanks, I will try.

[ThroatPlunger]

If that's your advice, why do you inhabit this realm? If you go to a place like Thailand or the Philippines, that might work. Here, in the land of welfare and womens' rights, it doesn't work so well. Women don't feel as though they need men for their survival or well. Being. So they are disdainful of men. A woman can get a job without being qualified for it. And if she can't work or doesn't feel like it, she can go on welfare and live well enough.

LexLuther.

I understand your point. I was trolling the little bastard back. If you noticed, he posted about a dozen times a day, had nothing to contribute, and smelled of LEO. That said, he is a young guy who should be able to get some unless he has a deformity. There are at least two kinds of mongers: those who cannot get laid through social interaction and those who are too pressed with other priorities to put up with the bullshit of the social interaction. Most of us just don't want to put in the work to have a girlfriend who puts out because we do get tired of the same thing. There are, however, some folks here that are really fucking weird. The girls will tell you about some of them. By my guess at reading his other posts, he is either LEO or one of he weird bastards.

[ThroatPlunger]

Get back to the topic of escorts. I have been an AMP regular for years but I am going to try escorts this year. Can anyone guesstimate the percentage of asian escorts to others in the area? And are the damages the same as AMPs? Thanks.

Quality Asian escorts are difficult to find outside Southern California or NYC, but I've seen a few travel here. I got to poke Taj Malai a couple years ago. Google her. That was a good time, but she acts all business if it isn't for the camera. She accidentally emailed me from her real email address and so I Frisbees her on Facebook. It is kind of funny.

[Horsetrader]

So yes, I'm a doucebag. That's the way God made me. I'm no different than any other man in that regard. Is there a categorization here for doucebag?

LexLuther.

Yes. There are regular members, senior members, administrators, forum advertisers and douchebags. I've only seen it a couple of times and it is a category you have to earn by pissing off Jackson and/or Admin2. Pretty funny.

I think your post was spot-on about marriage, disenchantment, divorce, and inability of divorced women to interact with men. Perhaps you will earn a new category: Philosopher.

[LexLuther]

You have just explained why the American divorce rate is high and why many of us don't get married a second time. Without these two things the pay for play industry would be much smaller.

Time to get back to our regular discussion items. We don't want to find our statuses changed to "Douche Bag".

I think it was George Orwell who said that man is just a bag for putting food into. That's a simplification of what he said, but it does not properly sum up what a man is. So a man goes around stuffing his gut with food. Then he shits it out. But in between those acts, he's looking to dip his wick and blow his load somewhere. So that's what we are. What better definition is there of a douchebag? Women, for all of their nasty attributes, at least try to beautify themselves.

So yes, I'm a doucebag. That's the way God made me. I'm no different than any other man in that regard. Is there a categorization here for doucebag?

LexLuther.

[KingMountain]

You have just explained why the American divorce rate is high and why many of us don't get married a second time. Without these two things the pay for play industry would be much smaller.

Time to get back to our regular discussion items. We don't want to find our statuses changed to "Douche Bag".

Get back to the topic of escorts. I have been an AMP regular for years but I am going to try escorts this year. Can anyone guesstimate the percentage of asian escorts to others in the area? And are the damages the same as AMPs? Thanks.

[Superion]

Very well said Lex. I was one of those sadly married men and bit the bullet, left and filed for divorce. I was stuck in a sexless marriage where I did everything and she did whatever she wanted, my desires be damned. I know many guys stuck in the same boat and they are not willing to part with $$ to get out of it. I was, it was that bad. It cost me dearly but I am happy now. I do have a SO but I hire the occasional escort or get a massage as a change of pace. You can only eat so many turkey sandwiches until you want roast beef. My advice to anyone stick in a sexless, crappy marriage is DO NOT stay for the kids. I did and they saw the misery. I don't want my kids growing up thinking that what their mom and I had was a normal marriage.

Thank you for what appears to be sage advice.

[Horsetrader]

...Then, for many men, comes marriage, which starts out with a lot of excitement and even some sex. But after about four or five years, bitterness and disappointment set in. The woman stops performing her duties for the man, who in any event, is tired of the same old same old.

...After divorce, in my experience, most woman have so much "baggage" with them that they find themselves unable to interact with men in a healthy manner. And in any case, they cease to be attractive to most men.

You have just explained why the American divorce rate is high and why many of us don't get married a second time. Without these two things the pay for play industry would be much smaller.

Time to get back to our regular discussion items. We don't want to find our statuses changed to "Douche Bag".

[Elibom]

Very well said Lex. I was one of those sadly married men and bit the bullet, left and filed for divorce. I was stuck in a sexless marriage where I did everything and she did whatever she wanted, my desires be damned. I know many guys stuck in the same boat and they are not willing to part with $$ to get out of it. I was, it was that bad. It cost me dearly but I am happy now. I do have a SO but I hire the occasional escort or get a massage as a change of pace. You can only eat so many turkey sandwiches until you want roast beef. My advice to anyone stick in a sexless, crappy marriage is DO NOT stay for the kids. I did and they saw the misery. I don't want my kids growing up thinking that what their mom and I had was a normal marriage.

That almost hits the nail on the head for my situation as well. To long with nothing. Not even affection towards the end. Just resentment and bitterness. VERY sick emotions for anyone. Destructive emotions. So I did what you dod. NOW for the BIG question: Does anyone know why divorce is so expensive?

Ans: "Cause it's worth it! NO LOL - too much truth.

[Rockman 2000]

Thanks for the validation. I think it's all too easy for our brothers here to get confused about how life works and what this forum is all about. That (in my opinion) is because visiting a prostitute or a massage parlor or picking up a street walker can actually make a man feel so good, so normal, that his confidence level is boosted to the extent that he starts to think that he actually could go to a bar on New Years Eve and hook up with a normal woman, which is the way life should work. Of course if it did work that way, there would be no need for prostitutes, escorts, AMP workers, etc. And there would be no need for this website. But in reality, in this society, there is no normal. I'm not saying there are no exceptions. But I think for most men, life works somewhat this way: Maybe you get laid in high school or college. Up until that age, women and men are enough alike that they are both in touch with their natural human desires. Then, for many men, comes marriage, which starts out with a lot of excitement and even some sex. But after about four or five years, bitterness and disappointment set in. The woman stops performing her duties for the man, who in any event, is tired of the same old same old.

It's at this point that many men (admittedly not all, but a large percentage) either begin to look outside of their marriage for sexual satisfaction or decide that their marriage has served its purpose (often the production of children) and ask for a divorce. It's a shame we don't live in a society like France, where the divorce rate is significantly lower. One reason is that today, it is very common in France for couples to cohabitate and not marry. Additionally, wives in France have traditionally been tolerant of their husbands' extra-marital affairs.

After divorce, in my experience, most woman have so much "baggage" with them that they find themselves unable to interact with men in a healthy manner. And in any case, they cease to be attractive to most men. And if you think that at middle age, you are going to have any kind of a relationship with a young woman, you have been watching too many movies. And if you're a young man, unless you are ugly or extremely fat, you shouldn't need to pick up women in bars. Which is why, whenever I have seen a young man posting here, I have always been forthright in telling him that he has no business playing this game. This game, as it happens, is not a young man's game, but an older man's game.

LexLuther.

Very well said Lex. I was one of those sadly married men and bit the bullet, left and filed for divorce. I was stuck in a sexless marriage where I did everything and she did whatever she wanted, my desires be damned. I know many guys stuck in the same boat and they are not willing to part with $$ to get out of it. I was, it was that bad. It cost me dearly but I am happy now. I do have a SO but I hire the occasional escort or get a massage as a change of pace. You can only eat so many turkey sandwiches until you want roast beef. My advice to anyone stick in a sexless, crappy marriage is DO NOT stay for the kids. I did and they saw the misery. I don't want my kids growing up thinking that what their mom and I had was a normal marriage.

[LexLuther]

You're the second coming of the voice of reason. I am one of the miserable married men that you so aptly described below, at least until my kids get a little bit older. Bar hopping and chasing women just isn't an option nor does it sound the least bit appealing to me. I'd rather part with a few bucks then spend one minute trying for a one night stand at the local bar and would feel much less degraded in the process. I think Whitt must be trying to show a little sarcasm towards the noobs who only post questions. I don't think he was being too serious. At least I hope not.

Thanks for the validation. I think it's all too easy for our brothers here to get confused about how life works and what this forum is all about. That (in my opinion) is because visiting a prostitute or a massage parlor or picking up a street walker can actually make a man feel so good, so normal, that his confidence level is boosted to the extent that he starts to think that he actually could go to a bar on New Years Eve and hook up with a normal woman, which is the way life should work. Of course if it did work that way, there would be no need for prostitutes, escorts, AMP workers, etc. And there would be no need for this website. But in reality, in this society, there is no normal. I'm not saying there are no exceptions. But I think for most men, life works somewhat this way: Maybe you get laid in high school or college. Up until that age, women and men are enough alike that they are both in touch with their natural human desires. Then, for many men, comes marriage, which starts out with a lot of excitement and even some sex. But after about four or five years, bitterness and disappointment set in. The woman stops performing her duties for the man, who in any event, is tired of the same old same old.

It's at this point that many men (admittedly not all, but a large percentage) either begin to look outside of their marriage for sexual satisfaction or decide that their marriage has served its purpose (often the production of children) and ask for a divorce. It's a shame we don't live in a society like France, where the divorce rate is significantly lower. One reason is that today, it is very common in France for couples to cohabitate and not marry. Additionally, wives in France have traditionally been tolerant of their husbands' extra-marital affairs.

After divorce, in my experience, most woman have so much "baggage" with them that they find themselves unable to interact with men in a healthy manner. And in any case, they cease to be attractive to most men. And if you think that at middle age, you are going to have any kind of a relationship with a young woman, you have been watching too many movies. And if you're a young man, unless you are ugly or extremely fat, you shouldn't need to pick up women in bars. Which is why, whenever I have seen a young man posting here, I have always been forthright in telling him that he has no business playing this game. This game, as it happens, is not a young man's game, but an older man's game.

LexLuther.

[Zappa3]

You're the second coming of the voice of reason. I am one of the miserable married men that you so aptly described below, at least until my kids get a little bit older. Bar hopping and chasing women just isn't an option nor does it sound the least bit appealing to me. I'd rather part with a few bucks then spend one minute trying for a one night stand at the local bar and would feel much less degraded in the process. I think Whitt must be trying to show a little sarcasm towards the noobs who only post questions. I don't think he was being too serious. At least I hope not.

If that's your advice, why do you inhabit this realm? If you go to a place like Thailand or the Philippines, that might work. Here, in the land of welfare and womens' rights, it doesn't work so well. Women don't feel as though they need men for their survival or well. Being. So they are disdainful of men. A woman can get a job without being qualified for it. And if she can't work or doesn't feel like it, she can go on welfare and live well enough.

Our society and the way we have architected life here makes men, marriage, and even just relationships between men and women pretty much irrelevant. It allows women to pursue their ridiculous fantasies about what a man should be. A huge percentage of men cheat on their wives and an even larger percentage live in sexless, loveless marriages and just accept it as normal. And we all know that around 50% of marriages fail.

This forum is, I believe, about finding women who sell sex, It's not about dating or hooking up with women in bars.

LexLuther.

[LexLuther]

If that's your advice, why do you inhabit this realm? If you go to a place like Thailand or the Philippines, that might work. Here, in the land of welfare and womens' rights, it doesn't work so well. Women don't feel as though they need men for their survival or well. Being. So they are disdainful of men. A woman can get a job without being qualified for it. And if she can't work or doesn't feel like it, she can go on welfare and live well enough.

Our society and the way we have architected life here makes men, marriage, and even just relationships between men and women pretty much irrelevant. It allows women to pursue their ridiculous fantasies about what a man should be. A huge percentage of men cheat on their wives and an even larger percentage live in sexless, loveless marriages and just accept it as normal. And we all know that around 50% of marriages fail.

This forum is, I believe, about finding women who sell sex, It's not about dating or hooking up with women in bars.

LexLuther.