Massage Parlor Reports

[FashionMr]

WOW.

I have been to quite a few places around town, mostly AMPs, and have had hit or miss experiences, but nothing like Lux $a.

I drove down for an appt based on the ad here. I have heard good reports in general about the place. I walked in, the atmosphere was professional, and actually very nice. Ok, I thought, a good sign. The receptionist was pleasant, and confirmed that I wanted a 1 hr appt. I plunked down my .5 and a gorgeous young hispanic girl in a schoolgirl costume was right there and so I picked her.

We went into the room which again was clean and nicely appointed. This is when the red flags started going up. But alas gentlemen, as often happens, thinking with the little head I foraged ahead.

Red flag #1: before anything goes on at all, she asks if this is my first time here, I answered, yes and very abruptly she says, ok .8 for the massage with clothes, 1.0 for undies and massage, and 1.4 for nude.

I opted at first for lingerie, and off came the little micro skirt. (so that's what I get for the extra .2?) okkkkkk.

So after about 5 minutes of some light rubbing with LOTS of cold lotion, she asks me to turn over. (Keep in mind I had just dropped .5 at the door for an hour).

I turn over and little head is thinking again and says hell what's .4, go ahead and be nude. She strips quickly and proceeds with a quick handshake.

She is really pretty hot with perfect bolt-ons, so I am finished off pretty quick.

She wipes me down and I turn back over, expecting maybe at least a lame attempt at a massage. I even said something about a knot in my leg and she responded, that she doesn't do massage. Wait, what!

She gives a half ass attempt for about 2 minutes and says, ok we are all done.

All told for my "hour" "massage" I am there a total of 22 minutes.

I left 1.1 and needed to grab another .3 from the car for the upgrade, and she asks me for my phone. I explained that I don't give out my phone ever, and she said that she just doesn't do "trust".

Mind you, my car is parked like 30 feet from the front door and the owner is standing out front on her phone. I simply said, "you can have your boss watch me so I can go to the vehicle and grab the extra .30." which I did and came back and handed her 1.0 she then said ok, here is your .6 back. Normally I would be like, ok whatever, but at this point I said, "I think you mean .7" she quickly corrected herself and gave me the correct change.

Overall, Lux $a could be great, but I am sorry, 1.9 for a 15 handshake is just not even close to reasonable.

I have been in contact with Natasha from Luxsa regarding this experience, and she has been professional and very sweet. She wants to correct the situation, I sent her a message back. The crux of what I am saying is this:

Honestly, I am not looking for a free session at all.

I am just amazed that these girls can charge 1.4 for basically awful service, and bad attitude. They have a stripper mentality and not a decent massage mentality. The girl I selected shouldn't be in the biz at ALL.

Hobbyists select a relaxing spa situation for just that, a relaxing massage or even body rub for a set amount of time, and then something fun at the end.

To be honest, even if the girl I selected yesterday volunteered for a free session I wouldn't take it.

Even having a girl like her around, is detrimental to everyone.

If Luxsa wants to get a better response from the community, FIRE her, make it public her, let people know why she is gone and that you are only going to hire quality girls.

To be sure she is hot, but she needs to go down to Rachel's to make her money not ruin Luxsa's reputation or Luxsa's business.

[SpecialOne8]

As in the earlier report here, I recently found myself parting with General Grant for even less of what is written below. Having business to handle in O-town last week, I chose to respond to an ad on our favorite "page" which came from a girl by the name of Jazmine. I should have known by the way she spelled her name not much in the way of happiness was going to happen when she directed me to a building downtown, rather than a private residence. Due to having little free time left before having to head back out of town, I reluctantly gave into my needs. Red Flag #1: She was not there when I called telling her I was in the parking lot. Red Flag #2: Once she and her "partner" returned from their BK run, both were more concerned with answering their phones than taking care of the one customer they had in their lobby... ME. Red flag #3: they did not have a bathroom in their office, and had to escort me to the public women's room located in the front of the building because "the men's room is disgusting here!" Red Flag #4: Once finally alone in the room, she told me to get ready and to leave President Grant on the shelf where she could see it when she came back. Red Flag #5: Upon her long-awaited return, she took the dead president and returned nearly 10 minutes later, giving me the menu board: The initial payment was for a .5 hour; and additional Jackson would get me an hour. I elected for the hour but she insisted we stick to the 30-minute routine. If I wanted more time after that, I could handle such financial responsibilities then. That should have been all I needed to realize this was going to be a waste of my time. Needless to say, I got a lousy back rub of 5 minutes before she then told me about "her options" which included topless, nude and more (if I wanted to pay a LOT MORE!) At that point, she turned to leave the room and said she would give me a few moments to think about it. (I didn't need a second, let alone a minute to think about anything). I dressed, grabbed my keys from my pocket and headed out the door. On my way I saw the little Lolita, looked her in the eye with a furled brow and said "SEE YA!" So just for the record guys, if you want a GOOD body rub with a smile provided at the end, stay away from these scam-artists, and visit the girls who work out of their homes and continue to get high marks for services rendered.

My two cents are that Luxsa like many non-Asian MP, it is what it is! My experience was a little shocking because I expected the experience noted above. Hot chicks, going through the motion, lotioned up HJ, a quick goodbye and don't let the door hit you on the way out. If you have been in this hobby for any length of time then you know this happens at AMP's too. I can't count how many times I've paid for an hour and got 22 minutes of rub and tug and then see you later, all greased up like a pig on a bbq. I appreciate the report because it is good to gauge the current temperature of a place. What are they trying to get away with. Are they upselling? Etc... I don't think anyone has ever pretended this was the place to go for sore muscles or to get the knots out. I'm not sure some these girls know where the knots are? These spa's are pricey. Too pricey for the average price point of a monger. But they are located near tourist land and they are trying to get their money too. If you want the touch of a hot looking girl and are willing to drop $$ bills, then this is for you. I don't think you save much on the half-hour maybe 10 or 20 on the door fee but the back end is the same. As always, YMMV.

[LawDog17]

WOW.

I have been to quite a few places around town, mostly AMPs, and have had hit or miss experiences, but nothing like Lux $a.

I drove down for an appt based on the ad here. I have heard good reports in general about the place. I walked in, the atmosphere was professional, and actually very nice. Ok, I thought, a good sign. The receptionist was pleasant, and confirmed that I wanted a 1 hr appt. I plunked down my .5 and a gorgeous young hispanic girl in a schoolgirl costume was right there and so I picked her.

We went into the room which again was clean and nicely appointed. This is when the red flags started going up. But alas gentlemen, as often happens, thinking with the little head I foraged ahead.

Red flag #1: before anything goes on at all, she asks if this is my first time here, I answered, yes and very abruptly she says, ok .8 for the massage with clothes, 1.0 for undies and massage, and 1.4 for nude.

I opted at first for lingerie, and off came the little micro skirt. (so that's what I get for the extra .2?) okkkkkk.

So after about 5 minutes of some light rubbing with LOTS of cold lotion, she asks me to turn over. (Keep in mind I had just dropped .5 at the door for an hour).

I turn over and little head is thinking again and says hell what's .4, go ahead and be nude. She strips quickly and proceeds with a quick handshake.

She is really pretty hot with perfect bolt-ons, so I am finished off pretty quick.

She wipes me down and I turn back over, expecting maybe at least a lame attempt at a massage. I even said something about a knot in my leg and she responded, that she doesn't do massage. Wait, what!

She gives a half ass attempt for about 2 minutes and says, ok we are all done.

All told for my "hour" "massage" I am there a total of 22 minutes.

I left 1.1 and needed to grab another .3 from the car for the upgrade, and she asks me for my phone. I explained that I don't give out my phone ever, and she said that she just doesn't do "trust".

Mind you, my car is parked like 30 feet from the front door and the owner is standing out front on her phone. I simply said, "you can have your boss watch me so I can go to the vehicle and grab the extra .30." which I did and came back and handed her 1.0 she then said ok, here is your .6 back. Normally I would be like, ok whatever, but at this point I said, "I think you mean .7" she quickly corrected herself and gave me the correct change.

Overall, Lux $a could be great, but I am sorry, 1.9 for a 15 handshake is just not even close to reasonable.

My two cents are that Luxsa like many non-Asian MP, it is what it is! My experience was a little shocking because I expected the experience noted above. Hot chicks, going through the motion, lotioned up HJ, a quick goodbye and don't let the door hit you on the way out. If you have been in this hobby for any length of time then you know this happens at AMP's too. I can't count how many times I've paid for an hour and got 22 minutes of rub and tug and then see you later, all greased up like a pig on a bbq. I appreciate the report because it is good to gauge the current temperature of a place. What are they trying to get away with. Are they upselling? Etc... I don't think anyone has ever pretended this was the place to go for sore muscles or to get the knots out. I'm not sure some these girls know where the knots are? These spa's are pricey. Too pricey for the average price point of a monger. But they are located near tourist land and they are trying to get their money too. If you want the touch of a hot looking girl and are willing to drop $$ bills, then this is for you. I don't think you save much on the half-hour maybe 10 or 20 on the door fee but the back end is the same. As always, YMMV.

[AncientOne]

WOW.

I have been to quite a few places around town, mostly AMPs, and have had hit or miss experiences, but nothing like Lux $a.

I drove down for an appt based on the ad here. I have heard good reports in general about the place. I walked in, the atmosphere was professional, and actually very nice. Ok, I thought, a good sign. The receptionist was pleasant, and confirmed that I wanted a 1 hr appt. I plunked down my .5 and a gorgeous young hispanic girl in a schoolgirl costume was right there and so I picked her.

We went into the room which again was clean and nicely appointed. This is when the red flags started going up. But alas gentlemen, as often happens, thinking with the little head I foraged ahead.

Red flag #1: before anything goes on at all, she asks if this is my first time here, I answered, yes and very abruptly she says, ok .8 for the massage with clothes, 1.0 for undies and massage, and 1.4 for nude.

I opted at first for lingerie, and off came the little micro skirt. (so that's what I get for the extra .2?) okkkkkk.

So after about 5 minutes of some light rubbing with LOTS of cold lotion, she asks me to turn over. (Keep in mind I had just dropped .5 at the door for an hour).

I turn over and little head is thinking again and says hell what's .4, go ahead and be nude. She strips quickly and proceeds with a quick handshake.

She is really pretty hot with perfect bolt-ons, so I am finished off pretty quick.

She wipes me down and I turn back over, expecting maybe at least a lame attempt at a massage. I even said something about a knot in my leg and she responded, that she doesn't do massage. Wait, what!

She gives a half ass attempt for about 2 minutes and says, ok we are all done.

All told for my "hour" "massage" I am there a total of 22 minutes.

I left 1.1 and needed to grab another .3 from the car for the upgrade, and she asks me for my phone. I explained that I don't give out my phone ever, and she said that she just doesn't do "trust".

Mind you, my car is parked like 30 feet from the front door and the owner is standing out front on her phone. I simply said, "you can have your boss watch me so I can go to the vehicle and grab the extra .30." which I did and came back and handed her 1.0 she then said ok, here is your .6 back. Normally I would be like, ok whatever, but at this point I said, "I think you mean .7" she quickly corrected herself and gave me the correct change.

Overall, Lux $a could be great, but I am sorry, 1.9 for a 15 handshake is just not even close to reasonable.

Thank you SO much for that review! I too favor the Latina flavor over the Asian flavor and also almost pulled the trigger numerous times to visit Luxsa but not now! For half of what you paid I get some serious massage and HE form independent massage providers in this town.

[Xinyl]

WOW.

I have been to quite a few places around town, mostly AMPs, and have had hit or miss experiences, but nothing like Lux $a.

I drove down for an appt based on the ad here. I have heard good reports in general about the place. I walked in, the atmosphere was professional, and actually very nice. Ok, I thought, a good sign. The receptionist was pleasant, and confirmed that I wanted a 1 hr appt. I plunked down my .5 and a gorgeous young hispanic girl in a schoolgirl costume was right there and so I picked her.

We went into the room which again was clean and nicely appointed. This is when the red flags started going up. But alas gentlemen, as often happens, thinking with the little head I foraged ahead.

Red flag #1: before anything goes on at all, she asks if this is my first time here, I answered, yes and very abruptly she says, ok .8 for the massage with clothes, 1.0 for undies and massage, and 1.4 for nude.

I opted at first for lingerie, and off came the little micro skirt. (so that's what I get for the extra .2?) okkkkkk.

So after about 5 minutes of some light rubbing with LOTS of cold lotion, she asks me to turn over. (Keep in mind I had just dropped .5 at the door for an hour).

I turn over and little head is thinking again and says hell what's .4, go ahead and be nude. She strips quickly and proceeds with a quick handshake.

She is really pretty hot with perfect bolt-ons, so I am finished off pretty quick.

She wipes me down and I turn back over, expecting maybe at least a lame attempt at a massage. I even said something about a knot in my leg and she responded, that she doesn't do massage. Wait, what!

She gives a half ass attempt for about 2 minutes and says, ok we are all done.

All told for my "hour" "massage" I am there a total of 22 minutes.

I left 1.1 and needed to grab another .3 from the car for the upgrade, and she asks me for my phone. I explained that I don't give out my phone ever, and she said that she just doesn't do "trust".

Mind you, my car is parked like 30 feet from the front door and the owner is standing out front on her phone. I simply said, "you can have your boss watch me so I can go to the vehicle and grab the extra .30." which I did and came back and handed her 1.0 she then said ok, here is your .6 back. Normally I would be like, ok whatever, but at this point I said, "I think you mean .7" she quickly corrected herself and gave me the correct change.

Thanks for the solid review.

Overall, Lux $a could be great, but I am sorry, 1.9 for a 15 handshake is just not even close to reasonable.

Thanks for the solid review.

I have been reading the traffic on Luxsa since they have been operating now. I even PMed a SM a while ago to get some type of indication of the operations and menu. After reading what he told me and seeing this I knew my thoughts were correct. I absolutely love going to AMPs, but after several similar experiences like this at non-asian MPs I made it policy to never patron those establishments. As a rule they always want to provide less and receive more. I am not surprised at all by this review, the haggling over prices is an instant turn-of, not to mention you're only talking about lower tier menu items anyway. Followed by the blatant disregard for the entire hour that was supposed to be serviced just screams give me your $ and get out! Great way to show ones repeated enthusiasm for reliable, established, and professional service. This coupled with the entitlement attitude from the non-asian providers will always be the downfall of this corner of the hobby. I'm sure there will be some witty reply from management stating how "this type of conduct is rare and unacceptable blah blah blah"..."we strive to...more blah." I'm just really glad I never strolled into this place, I was very close to pulling the trigger a few times.

[Jimhatz]

WOW.

I have been to quite a few places around town, mostly AMPs, and have had hit or miss experiences, but nothing like Lux $a.

All told for my "hour" "massage" I am there a total of 22 minutes.

Overall, Lux $a could be great, but I am sorry, 1.9 for a 15 handshake is just not even close to reasonable.

Let's see how Luxsa respond to this report. I have never been here but I guess the girls are really sexy and for that a lot of mongers are willing to drop $140 tip for a nude HJ and then some have the nerves to complain if a worker at an AMP ask for a $80 for the same with most times a better massage. I know many of you monger have deep pockets but $190-200 total for a weak massage and HJ is a lot. For $200 you get a sexy escort and have her give you a weak behind massage and even if you don't do FS she could give you a HJ or BJ with FIV.

[FashionMr]

WOW.

I have been to quite a few places around town, mostly AMPs, and have had hit or miss experiences, but nothing like Lux $a.

I drove down for an appt based on the ad here. I have heard good reports in general about the place. I walked in, the atmosphere was professional, and actually very nice. Ok, I thought, a good sign. The receptionist was pleasant, and confirmed that I wanted a 1 hr appt. I plunked down my .5 and a gorgeous young hispanic girl in a schoolgirl costume was right there and so I picked her.

We went into the room which again was clean and nicely appointed. This is when the red flags started going up. But alas gentlemen, as often happens, thinking with the little head I foraged ahead.

Red flag #1: before anything goes on at all, she asks if this is my first time here, I answered, yes and very abruptly she says, ok .8 for the massage with clothes, 1.0 for undies and massage, and 1.4 for nude.

I opted at first for lingerie, and off came the little micro skirt. (so that's what I get for the extra .2?) okkkkkk.

So after about 5 minutes of some light rubbing with LOTS of cold lotion, she asks me to turn over. (Keep in mind I had just dropped .5 at the door for an hour).

I turn over and little head is thinking again and says hell what's .4, go ahead and be nude. She strips quickly and proceeds with a quick handshake.

She is really pretty hot with perfect bolt-ons, so I am finished off pretty quick.

She wipes me down and I turn back over, expecting maybe at least a lame attempt at a massage. I even said something about a knot in my leg and she responded, that she doesn't do massage. Wait, what!

She gives a half ass attempt for about 2 minutes and says, ok we are all done.

All told for my "hour" "massage" I am there a total of 22 minutes.

I left 1.1 and needed to grab another .3 from the car for the upgrade, and she asks me for my phone. I explained that I don't give out my phone ever, and she said that she just doesn't do "trust".

Mind you, my car is parked like 30 feet from the front door and the owner is standing out front on her phone. I simply said, "you can have your boss watch me so I can go to the vehicle and grab the extra .30." which I did and came back and handed her 1.0 she then said ok, here is your .6 back. Normally I would be like, ok whatever, but at this point I said, "I think you mean .7" she quickly corrected herself and gave me the correct change.

Overall, Lux $a could be great, but I am sorry, 1.9 for a 15 handshake is just not even close to reasonable.

[Member #4882]

All you mongers that go to Luxsa should thank ADMIN! And the me of course. Natasha that is a great benefit offer! No you LUXSA mongers go take pics and post them!

Just trying to help save time for those that are slow like me.

Natasha's reply to the issue is in "Escort Classified Ads. Posted by Escorts. No Reviews or Commentary", post 3077.

[Fun887]

I went to Park Ave Spa last week and enjoyed a session with Camelia (spelling? Very nice Latin lady, great body, provided a good service, she allowed my hands to freely roam. I will definitely return. I went in the afternoon. 30 min session was $, and I gave her a tip. Very discreet location which was an added bonus. I would imagine they would stay under the radar with this type of location. Glad to provide add'l details.

[Soirbh]

I have responded to the issue of our pictures. The Admin has placed the response in the Classified Section if any of the members would like to take the time to see my response.

Thanks you!

Natasha

Just trying to help save time for those that are slow like me.

Natasha's reply to the issue is in "Escort Classified Ads. Posted by Escorts. No Reviews or Commentary", post 3077.

[Laharvardkid]

What exactly is up with that hand!? I was there about a month back and she had her thumb all bandaged up...kinda freaked me about because I know that it's possible to get good old herp on the fingers, in which case I don't want to be getting rubbed by that hand. She said it was from an accident, but seems odd to me to still be going on now. Probably just being paranoid but I like my hands to be soft and unblemished.

Went there last month, have known her for years following her here and there. I got the "not working today but you can try ... ... Was average at best. I think she may be trying to move into management only. IMHO.

Laharvardkid.

[Jollyman]

I had a bit of extra time during my afternoon lunch break this last weekend and decided to try Panda Express. It has been a while since it appears anyone has commented on their menu and service. Well I was lucky enough to be served by a new very petite long haired beauty named Happy. Well it had been a while since stopping off here for lunch but must say the menu hasn't changed a bit, or maybe a bit better. Had my fill of sushi before moving on to dishing out the main course. Although initially a bit nervous, Happy was very vocal in letting me know how she likes her customers to act. A little too vocal, but luckily no other customers were hungry at that time of day. Will definitely repeat.

[Member #4881]

I have responded to the issue of our pictures. The Admin has placed the response in the Classified Section if any of the members would like to take the time to see my response.

Thanks you!

Natasha

Just a comment.. Even if the pics are not real, doesn't the client get to look at the girl's picture at the door before they walk in? If it's not the girl he wants then he can leave before paying. The problem is with the bait and switch girls when you are seeking FS.

[Luxsa123]

I have responded to the issue of our pictures. The Admin has placed the response in the Classified Section if any of the members would like to take the time to see my response.

Thanks you!

Natasha

I agree. Luxsa has always used an admixture of real and fake photos (as I assume quite a few advertisers do). There were always some real photos of Tori although I believe she might have moved on. With a physique as amazing as Selena's, I'm not sure why Natasha wouldn't just post legit body shots (although there might be a recognizable tattoo issue there come to think about). If that's the case, Photoshop's clone function is a beautiful thing. God I'm gad we didn't have tattoos, youtube, instagram, and facebook when I was young and stupid.

[SpikeFL]

To all massage providers: Please stop using lotions. They usually have a strong smell, get sticky and often give a burning sensation. A silicone lubricant is much more effective. No odor, a teaspoon will do the job and no irritation.

Amen to that!