Massage Parlor Reports

**Laharvardkid** · 10-31-13 15:14

Originally Posted by Overthepond13 [View Original Post]

What exactly is up with that hand!? I was there about a month back and she had her thumb all bandaged up...kinda freaked me about because I know that it's possible to get good old herp on the fingers, in which case I don't want to be getting rubbed by that hand. She said it was from an accident, but seems odd to me to still be going on now. Probably just being paranoid but I like my hands to be soft and unblemished.

Went there last month, have known her for years following her here and there. I got the "not working today but you can try ... ... Was average at best. I think she may be trying to move into management only. IMHO.

Laharvardkid.

**Jollyman** · 10-31-13 14:56

I had a bit of extra time during my afternoon lunch break this last weekend and decided to try Panda Express. It has been a while since it appears anyone has commented on their menu and service. Well I was lucky enough to be served by a new very petite long haired beauty named Happy. Well it had been a while since stopping off here for lunch but must say the menu hasn't changed a bit, or maybe a bit better. Had my fill of sushi before moving on to dishing out the main course. Although initially a bit nervous, Happy was very vocal in letting me know how she likes her customers to act. A little too vocal, but luckily no other customers were hungry at that time of day. Will definitely repeat.

**Member #4881** · 10-31-13 13:57

Originally Posted by Luxsa123 [View Original Post]

I have responded to the issue of our pictures. The Admin has placed the response in the Classified Section if any of the members would like to take the time to see my response.

Thanks you!

Natasha

Just a comment.. Even if the pics are not real, doesn't the client get to look at the girl's picture at the door before they walk in? If it's not the girl he wants then he can leave before paying. The problem is with the bait and switch girls when you are seeking FS.

**Luxsa123** · 10-31-13 10:32

I have responded to the issue of our pictures. The Admin has placed the response in the Classified Section if any of the members would like to take the time to see my response.

Thanks you!

Natasha

Originally Posted by CFombarlet [View Original Post]

I agree. Luxsa has always used an admixture of real and fake photos (as I assume quite a few advertisers do). There were always some real photos of Tori although I believe she might have moved on. With a physique as amazing as Selena's, I'm not sure why Natasha wouldn't just post legit body shots (although there might be a recognizable tattoo issue there come to think about). If that's the case, Photoshop's clone function is a beautiful thing. God I'm gad we didn't have tattoos, youtube, instagram, and facebook when I was young and stupid.

**SpikeFL** · 10-31-13 00:03

Originally Posted by Spacemanfl [View Original Post]

To all massage providers: Please stop using lotions. They usually have a strong smell, get sticky and often give a burning sensation. A silicone lubricant is much more effective. No odor, a teaspoon will do the job and no irritation.

Amen to that!

**Overthepond13** · 10-30-13 21:19

Originally Posted by AncienTone [View Original Post]

And my ATF lady was there. Jeanie. I guess Jeanie was not "working the table" but only the front desk (injury to hand?) so I asked her for Stephanie and she flipped out. "Why all these guys come in here asking for Stephanie?" "NO STEPHANIE HERE" She was pretty emphatic about it. I told her it that Stephanie at Magic was highly recommended on a web site and she says "must be a different Magic Spa". Not saying the The Nuts is Nuts but what gives?

What exactly is up with that hand!? I was there about a month back and she had her thumb all bandaged up...kinda freaked me about because I know that it's possible to get good old herp on the fingers, in which case I don't want to be getting rubbed by that hand. She said it was from an accident, but seems odd to me to still be going on now. Probably just being paranoid but I like my hands to be soft and unblemished.

**Spacemanfl** · 10-30-13 20:07

To all massage providers: Please stop using lotions. They usually have a strong smell, get sticky and often give a burning sensation. A silicone lubricant is much more effective. No odor, a teaspoon will do the job and no irritation.

**AncientOne** · 10-30-13 18:35

Originally Posted by TaterNuts [View Original Post]

Based on a previous review, I made an early day appointment with Stephanie. Standard rate for the hour. My dream started on time and was amazing. Stephanie is in her 30's in my opinion but looks in her 20's. Great body! Full roaming allowed and seemed welcomed. No fiv. During the table shower everything was addressed. I mean everything!! Ts was the best I've had. Her massage was ok. 7/10. She got me good and relaxed. On the flip I dreamed she went straight for the big guy! Her technique was honestly superb!! 9/10. But her eye contact and dirty talk was even better. 10/10. I dreamt she multi-tasked a little rimming and stroking at the same time. Previously a 9 now a 10/10. Wow! Well played Stephanie! That was it for me. She gave me a ton of compliments on the way out and even a nice kiss on the lips. No extras, I really tried. No dice. Hope this helps gents. I will def be repeating.

The nuts

And my ATF lady was there. Jeanie. I guess Jeanie was not "working the table" but only the front desk (injury to hand?) so I asked her for Stephanie and she flipped out. "Why all these guys come in here asking for Stephanie?" "NO STEPHANIE HERE" She was pretty emphatic about it. I told her it that Stephanie at Magic was highly recommended on a web site and she says "must be a different Magic Spa". Not saying the The Nuts is Nuts but what gives?

**C Fombarlet** · 10-30-13 14:09

Originally Posted by Gentleman100 [View Original Post]

I did not find that experience on my visit to Luxsa. Selena has an absolute perfect body: 10/10. Great experience. Maybe you went to a fake Luxsa?

I agree. Luxsa has always used an admixture of real and fake photos (as I assume quite a few advertisers do). There were always some real photos of Tori although I believe she might have moved on. With a physique as amazing as Selena's, I'm not sure why Natasha wouldn't just post legit body shots (although there might be a recognizable tattoo issue there come to think about). If that's the case, Photoshop's clone function is a beautiful thing. God I'm gad we didn't have tattoos, youtube, instagram, and facebook when I was young and stupid.

**Citywalk** · 10-30-13 09:11

Won't be going back. Mid 20's cute girl, everything mechanical. Thought she was trying to pull start a lawn mower on the tug, she lubes herself up enough for the CFS that would have put the gulf oil spill to shame.

**Hank1111** · 10-30-13 07:39

Has someone tried this Asian Outcall Massage?

**Gentleman 100** · 10-30-13 06:43

Originally Posted by BackJack [View Original Post]

I have said that Luxsa pics were fake and have been told by other reviews that they are real. After I went for myself and none of the girls look as good as those in the pics. Makes me wonder if the reviews are real? Thank you again admin for deleting the ad.

I did not find that experience on my visit to Luxsa. Selena has an absolute perfect body: 10/10. Great experience. Maybe you went to a fake Luxsa?

**UnderCvrRckstr** · 10-30-13 03:57

Originally Posted by DeeLand76 [View Original Post]

Has anyone seen these ladies? Any reports? I see them interacting a lot on here, would love a review, even if by pm.

There was a positive review of them somewhere on the BP thread. I tried booking them for an appointment last Friday but they never picked up the phone. If you have better luck than I did, I'd love to hear how their service was.

**CoolBeans** · 10-30-13 01:16

Greetings Gents and perhaps some ladies out there..

I had a nice dream tonight. Since it is not a good to sleep and dream while driving I thought I pull in to.

Crystal Clear Lane over by the FL Mall. So I begin to snooze and dream about older but young looking gal.

She a nice skin and bright red lips. Of course beauty is in the eye of the beholder. And to me she was nice.

So always in my dreams I am a gentleman, try to be a bit charming and compliment the way she looks and feels.

I dreamed of flowing water fall on a table covered in soapy bubbles with all areas nicely washed.

The massage was good just what I need for the lower back. She was very nice and sweet and gave me a very nice ending to my dream.

I see myself repeating this dream by pulling into the Crystal Clear Lane and letting myself sleep and dream.

Let yourself be Crystal Clear...

Be cool Everyone...

**FlaFisher1** · 10-29-13 18:29

Hello all,

I have been going to local AMPs for a while now and only a little while ago found USASG. I would first like to thank you for all the great info I have gotten here over the last few months. This is my first post and I I hope that it will help save you the time and money you have saved me. I was in daydreaming that I was in the Kissimmee area today and had decided to stop by AGG. I did see a a recent post that someone had left there "Unhappy" and thought it had to be a fluke but it wasn't. I have had dreams of every AMP in that area and AGG at least 7 times and have always left happy. Today will be the last. When my dream began I arrived and as always was immediately recognized by the receptionist. She hugs me and takes me to my room. She tells me she has "A new sexy young girl for me". She was not lying top 3 cutest I had ever dreamed of. I ask for TS and she says after the massage. It is rare but I have had that before so I lay down and she pulls away the towel. During the rub my hands were wandering everywhere with no objections at all on the flip she suddenly grabs a towel and covers an area that needed obvious attention. She proceeds to massage all around and still my hand wander with no problem then out of nowhere she tells me my dream is over and asks if I am ready for my TS. I know it was nothing I did to spook her or turn her off due to her constantly telling me how handsome I was and the wandering allowed. I am usually very subtle about what I want but this time I was so surprised that I pull the towel away and show her what still needed work. She says "oh no we no do that here...only massage" I go to TS to get the oil washed off and give it one more shot and again I was denied. I run into the receptionist who herself has taken care of me on 2-3 occasions and tell her how unhappy I was. She only smiles and says "Sorry baby" and gives me a hug. I told her she won't see me again, dropped .1 on the table and got out. Save your money friends, this place will be gone soon. Hope my contribution has helped and plan to contribute more in the future.