Massage Parlor Reports

**Kingforanight** · 10-16-13 11:09

Was looking for a good massage and didn't see any reviews in the past year on the Ukrainian massage advertised on backpage so I thought I would give it a try last week. I know the older reviews said it was all self service but I figured what the heck. Got there and its a small single room on the side of the main office in an apartment complex. She encouraged me to get undressed and we discussed what type of massage I wanted while I stood there full unclothed. She then locked the door and told me not to worry about anyone seeing me naked. It was an above average massage with attention to all muscles but definitely. My glutes got a fair amount of work but I wouldn't call it overboard. On the flip she asked if I wanted to drape and I said no and she put a shade over the lamp to take the lights down. After a few minutes of massaging my pecs I barely brushed myself with my hand and I was immediately told to stop and that I was not permitted to do that. Of course YMMV because other reviews said self service was on the menu but maybe the new laws are freaking everyone. I'm not willing to take multiple visits to build up to self-service so I'll try something else. Anyway, thought I would pass the info along.

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...250607/6538080

**Otwist** · 10-15-13 22:19

Originally Posted by Jimhatz [View Original Post]

Anyone has any info this one. Thanks.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...nly-21/7270409

I wrote a report about her quite a while ago and said I would not repeat. Looks pretty much like her pics, so she is an attractive young lady. Not as skilled as Remy / China Rose or Merlot and lacking in personality as well. Not sure how she has stayed on BP this long with her limited skills. Probably because she is young and hot looking.

I have what I consider a more interesting question. Anybody know anything about Lila who posts as a B2 B on BP?

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...-22-22/9394559

**Jimhatz** · 10-15-13 22:08

Anyone has any info this one. Thanks.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...nly-21/7270409

**MrFuat** · 10-13-13 10:20

I swung by Asia Spa (in tender touch's old locale) to give them another try. The lady at the window seemed to only know "OK come on". I asked who was there, if Seesee was in, who else and the answer was "OK come on". Well, English aside she wasn't working for me so I went down to B Sister. Had never tried it even though it's close, maybe because there's so few reviews. With expectations low I parked around back and walked around to the front door. Was greeted by a friendly middle aged (Chinese?) lady names Angela, very clothed but seemed to have a good physique. The massage was mediocre, but she positioned herself for easy access over clothes with her leg jacked up on the table and seemed to encourage roaming. After the flip I tugged her shirt, brief negotiation and the shirt and bra were off completely. She has a wonderful soft pair of 34 see bolt ons which she then included in the rub. She worked both hands and breasts for a terrific finish, then she was quickly off to the next room as someone was waiting.

Damage. 8 / hr +.7 negotiated tip. Doubt I'll repeat unless it's slow on 50.

Stay safe!

**Bertil** · 10-12-13 14:25

Originally Posted by Jay7005 [View Original Post]

You have 58 posts in 3 weeks? At that pace you are mongering 3 times a day. I get it, you want to fit in, you want to contribute. But 58 times in 3 weeks? That pecker of yours must be nothing but blisters and callouses by now. Any skin left on that thing? Or, is it all a bunch of bullshit?

LMAO! If I had the cash and could afford to monger that much I'd be a happy guy.

**Outdoorsman** · 10-12-13 07:59

Originally Posted by JackaLace [View Original Post]

Went today. Sign said 75, did 65 as discount for 1 hr.

Smelled brand new, looked new. 30 ish woman. Decent body, decent face. Not bad.

5 min in she engaged. She asked what was wanted. Suggested 200 rose petals for full garden.

Agreement. No holds barred. All ok, ALL. 10 mins later done. Still did 40 mins body rub. With 5 min to spare. All worked up again. No free relief. Another 50.

Most expensive single AMP ever. But quite obviously very eager to serve. Good exper.

Will repeat but maybe less service so don't break bank.

Been there and like that it is new. Feels like a crazy amount of money to me. I think that part of town they may figure they are mostly grabbing tourists so take what they can get not looking for repeat. Been there twice. Did not get the gal you mentioned but she sounds like the girl that was at the door. Once experience lackluster One very poor

**JackaLace** · 10-11-13 22:05

Went today. Sign said 75, did 65 as discount for 1 hr.

Smelled brand new, looked new .30 ish woman. Decent body, decent face. Not bad.

5 min in she engaged. She asked what was wanted. Suggested 200 rose petals for full garden.

Agreement. No holds barred. All ok, ALL. 10 mins later done. Still did 40 mins body rub. With 5 min to spare. All worked up again. No free relief. Another 50.

Most expensive single AMP ever. But quite obviously very eager to serve. Good exper.

Will repeat but maybe less service so don't break bank.

**Carlosa** · 10-11-13 16:08

Tried Wellness or Life Therapy.

http://orlando.craigslist.org/thp/4122845922.html

Definatly not her in the pic will not repeat

**Jay7005** · 10-11-13 12:02

You have 58 posts in 3 weeks? At that pace you are mongering 3 times a day. I get it, you want to fit in, you want to contribute. But 58 times in 3 weeks? That pecker of yours must be nothing but blisters and callouses by now. Any skin left on that thing? Or, is it all a bunch of bullshit?

**SpikeFL** · 10-11-13 00:15

Originally Posted by Big Jam [View Original Post]

Any info on a ridiculously hot Latina named Layla who works at luxsa? Any info would be much appreciated!

Sí señor. She is very, very cute and has perfect but very hard bolt-ons. Her English is poor, and our chemistry wasn't the best, but standard deal and finish. No extras beyond the handshake.

¡Buena suerte!

SFL

**Generic2010** · 10-10-13 23:51

Hello, new to the area and interested in South Orlando, Kissimmee. Been reading comments but any recommendations thru pm appreciated.

**Cockalorum** · 10-10-13 22:18

I was there earlier this week. No Leo activity I could see in the afternoon. Had a petite 20 something. Nothing to write home about on the TS or massage. Ok but had better. This girl was so petite she would not have the strength to give a hard massage. The young and petite was the draw. Flip was fun, worth the trip. All I know I would be real embarrassed if someone broke down the door and came in for a story on the six o'clock news. Maybe we should bring a door stop so at least we have time to get dressed.

**Don In Otown** · 10-10-13 21:46

Originally Posted by A John [View Original Post]

Photo`s are up today, man their old.

Got to tell ya. These are exceptionally rough looking ladies, but with maybe a couple of exceptions, any AMP workers that I see in the 'good light' of a mug shot make me wonder why I fork over the bread that they sometimes demand. My fault for being a poor planner and walk-in, spur of the moment, kind of guy, I know. The women in these photos make me want to say,"I wouldn't let her jerk me off with your dick!" Need to rethink this whole deal.

**A John** · 10-10-13 19:31

Photo`s are up today, man their old.

Originally Posted by CoolinUSA [View Original Post]

I see three Asian ladies here but mug shots are missing, anyone knows what AMP they are from?

http://www.osceola.org/correctionsde...estReports.cfm

Looks like the uncle wants to turn on the heat!

**TheeeGentleman** · 10-10-13 15:11

Originally Posted by Lusio [View Original Post]

Checked out a new spot that opened up on 50 west of OBT. Its a half a duplex shared with a acupuncture office. Parking in the rear which I like for obvious reasons. I walked in and met mamasan. Ummm no dream gents more like nightmare. Mamasan was 50. 60 yrs old. Not my cup of tea. She was there alone so I knew she would be giving the massage. I said hello and walked back out LOL. Place looks clean but need more staff enter at your own risk LOL. Take care gents.

Had a decent 30 minute massage from mamasan, and dreamt that she played a strange game of baseball. She wanted to stand there and play with the baseballs while I swung my bat at thin air. Not my type of game, so I will not have that dream again. She was the only therapist present during my treatment. Convenient to the trail, so it may not be a bad place to stop for a massage before or after some fast food on OBT. The sign says they actually charge by the minute; ie 10 minutes for $10, 30 minutes for $30, etc.