Massage Parlor Reports

[Fllooking69]

I don't know who you saw but I have been to ihop 4-5 times now and service has been top notch with Lucia.

Went to ihop yesterday, saw they were running a special. Actually got a really good massage, but did not leave happy. Only cost .6 with the tip so I can't complain I suppose. Just sucks when expectations don't meet reality.

[Whiskeysours]

I don't know you or the other VS guy or anyone else here. I have never posted here before now and I am too old and stupid to know how to "punk" anything. I have limited computer skills and have no idea how use different names or handles. Whether or not you believe me is not my concern. I will stay above the fray and not insult you or anyone else on here. I will respect the members here. I have been a longtime hobbyist going back at least ten years. Been reading the forum for about two or three years. I decided to post some of my dreams to contribute to the board. My posts are 100% accurate and are based upon my personal experiences with the providers.

JagXF

It might help establish credibility if you followed through with providing intel you claim to have on some therapists. As I said before, if you don't wish to share, fine, but it makes you seem like a big talker with nothing to back it up when you make these claims.

[Kingforanight]

I'm one who actually likes a good massage when I visit the AMP so this review may not apply to most mongers. But based on this review from Columbian, I went to visit Cosmos and asked for Diva. I was having a some back issues and have found that I can get a better massage in an AMP than in most so-called "Spas" so I figured I would give it a shot. I'm happy to say that Diva is one of the best at giving massages that I've ever had and really understands how to work the kink out of muscles. She's going to be my new primary therapist along those lines. As for the mongering stuff, nothing wrong but she does stay fully clothed and only uses her hands so it may not be every mongers cup of tea. If you want the massage though, I don't think you'll be disappointed.

2 reports here:

So I knew I would find myself in Winter Springs last week, decided to contact Heather.

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...eather/2581398

And see how she measures up. Called and set up appt. Safe and secure incall in a business office, about 6 or 7 offices share a little lobby, quiet place at noon when I got there. She is at least 6' with no shoes on. I am 6'1" and I was kinda looking up when I met her. Darker hair than pic on ad, but looks great on her. Paid. 7 for hour up front.

Shown room and got comfortable with nodrape, slowly drifted off to dream. Dreamt she gave a pretty good massage with a little teasin, on flip no words spoken as I was at full attention. Nice slow handshake w / OTC roaming. Hot towel cleanup, .4 tip and I was out the door after 60 min. Will definately repeat.

Yesterday I find myself in Winter Park and decide to swing by Cosmos.

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...assage/9065730

And hopefully see Sophie or Angie. Haven't stopped by here in a long while. Find out neither work there, big surprise. Diva answers door, late 30's Korean, nice see cups, lots of cleavage, miniskirt. Looks promising as I am the only one there. Shows me to room, opt for. 7 for the hour. Undress and off to the TS. Scrubbed all the right places for the right amount of time. Back to room, get comfy and drift off to sleep. Diva gives a damn good massage, worked out the kinks in my legs I didn't even know I had! Some nice teasin, flip. No words needed to start a great, slow handshake. OTC roaming allowed, finished up, left with a big smile. .4 tip.

Be safe fellow mongers

[Jrod 216]

Stopped in last night for a quick rub. Gave them a call around 9:45pm and the lady said they close at 10:00. Then asked where you at. Told her I was up in O-Town and could be there in about 30 min. She said ok I wait for you. Got there nice older 30's younger 40's Korean lady with a large see or small the greats me. I thanked her for staying late paid and was led to the room. I went with the half for $60 just so she would not have to stay too late. They have a table shower which I took. It is one of those new plastic tables that most of the places are going to. Not to bad. Asked if it was ok to wash the boys? (Ummmmmm DUH! YES you can!) Went back to the room and had a nice massage. On the flip is where the fun started. Got to kiss on the cups and petted the kitty. Her name is Yuki and is only here for a week. Didn't find out to much info on the rotation but it was a good night. STAY SAFE!

[Gruglok]

Decided to get a massage for the first time in a while. Stopped by the massage connection at 11301 OBT. I saw their CL ad that says "you'll leave happy." Figured that was a pretty good sign. Took advantage of some early bird special that was. 50 / H so that wasn't bad at all. My plan when visiting a place for the first time is to just concentrate on getting a good massage, anything after that is a bonus.

I've been there a few times. Both legit, the only reason I returned is because the staff about a year ago appeared to be all latina's (and some kind of attractive ). But the massages were neither impressive or worth the $60 for the 30min, nor was that tiny little shower comfortable, and the girls seemed kind of uptight. No luck getting anything other than a weak draped massage.

[SA2222]

I saw her recently. Legit massage was all I got. She takes her career very seriously, so she's not looking for a quick buck. I'm not going to claim it's impossible to get extras, but like everyone else I got no hints from this one.

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Greetings everyone,

I recently received the following email from "jackiejoysmassage@gmail.com" regarding the above report.

I have been getting referrals from your website and I demand that you remove my listing from usasexguide at once!

Please reply at once to this email with your assurance of immediate action!

Please remove the following contact info and any other information of mine you have plastered to your site!

My contact info is:

Website: Jackie-Joy.weebly.com
Phone: 321-578-9032
Business name: Relaxation Haven LLC
Email: JackieJoysMassage@gmail.com

If no action is taken in the next 3 days, I am gettinging a lawyer to handle this situation.

I am a law abiding and legitimate massage therapist: I do not do anything illegal or sexual to my clientele. I DO NOT appreciate referrals from you!!!

Thanks,

Jackson

[Looop]

Decided to get a massage for the first time in a while. Stopped by the massage connection at 11301 OBT. I saw their CL ad that says "you'll leave happy." Figured that was a pretty good sign. Took advantage of some early bird special that was. 50 / H so that wasn't bad at all. My plan when visiting a place for the first time is to just concentrate on getting a good massage, anything after that is a bonus. Lovely lady took the door fee and then introduced me to my therapist. :-\ I'm not going to disparage anyone's looks, I'll just say that I have a preference for slender attractive women and my therapist wasn't my type at all. Immediately knowing I wasn't going to be dreaming this morning, I kept the boxers on. Therapist came back in and told me that even with boxers on draping was still required! I chuckled a little bit and again tried to look forward to the massage. The technique wasn't bad if not a little too firm (And I like firm massages) but it felt like there was some anger in that pressure. Soon the time was up and I left feeling worked over in a good way. All in all, it was a decent price but unless the girl taking the door fee starts giving massages, I'll pass next time.

[Nickoglock]

Went to ihop yesterday, saw they were running a special. Actually got a really good massage, but did not leave happy. Only cost .6 with the tip so I can't complain I suppose. Just sucks when expectations don't meet reality.

For .6 what do you expect?

[TooBe101]

Woke up from a dream at Magic in Altamonte. Met with some Asian lady who was in good shape. Paid the door fee. Went for TS first. She almost got me there. Very playful and did not leave any area dry. Back to the massage room. I asked her or rather requested her for a nude massage and she complied. Had already left a good tip in clear view. Her massage was great. And. I left (very) happy and will be going back soon if that tells you guys something. Good luck.

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...586-21/9245048

[GuyIn407]

Who did you see at IHOP that left you unsatisfied?

Montana.

I can't remember her name, she was obtuse with shoulder length blonde hair and small tits. She had an old timey white girl name. Sorry for not remembering, I'm bad with names.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

And I hope no one is getting punk'd via PM by this schizo. To add on to VS's comments, I too believe Jag is spewing BS. And I think his intent is to make you feel comfortable with him, and then undercut you somehow via PM. When he had his ItalianNY / Marine77 wig on, via PM he suggested we schedule back to back massages with Tara. Really weird. Never has anyone on this board suggested that shit as we obv all respect each other's privacy. To me it felt like he was interested in me, and not the massage. Very intruding. But nonetheless, regardless of his intent, it doesn't matter which costume this pig wears, it still smells like shit.

I don't know you or the other VS guy or anyone else here. I have never posted here before now and I am too old and stupid to know how to "punk" anything. I have limited computer skills and have no idea how use different names or handles. Whether or not you believe me is not my concern. I will stay above the fray and not insult you or anyone else on here. I will respect the members here. I have been a longtime hobbyist going back at least ten years. Been reading the forum for about two or three years. I decided to post some of my dreams to contribute to the board. My posts are 100% accurate and are based upon my personal experiences with the providers.

JagXF

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Recently saw Julie from CL. Looks better in her pics. She is attractive enough and does a decent massage. On the flip, rubbed the boys, good HJ technique and excellent finish. Not he best I've had but still good enough for some headache relief. I would recommend her.

JagXF

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Saw Simmone recently at MBS. Late 20's Hispanic gal. Very pretty and curvy. Made me feel relaxed and comfortable. Soft hands excellent technique and will talk dirty. No FS or anything else like that. Left happy and I will definitely repeat. She used to be the receptionist I think. Coinage was 60 / hr plus 40 for a tip.

JagXF

[Member #4565]

Who did you see at IHOP that left you unsatisfied?

Montana.

Went to ihop yesterday, saw they were running a special. Actually got a really good massage, but did not leave happy. Only cost .6 with the tip so I can't complain I suppose. Just sucks when expectations don't meet reality.

[GuyIn407]

Went to ihop yesterday, saw they were running a special. Actually got a really good massage, but did not leave happy. Only cost .6 with the tip so I can't complain I suppose. Just sucks when expectations don't meet reality.