Massage Parlor Reports

**Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass** · 09-24-13 14:16

Saw Simmone recently at MBS. Late 20's Hispanic gal. Very pretty and curvy. Made me feel relaxed and comfortable. Soft hands excellent technique and will talk dirty. No FS or anything else like that. Left happy and I will definitely repeat. She used to be the receptionist I think. Coinage was 60 / hr plus 40 for a tip.

JagXF

**Member #4565** · 09-24-13 14:12

Who did you see at IHOP that left you unsatisfied?

Montana.

Originally Posted by GuyIn407 [View Original Post]

Went to ihop yesterday, saw they were running a special. Actually got a really good massage, but did not leave happy. Only cost .6 with the tip so I can't complain I suppose. Just sucks when expectations don't meet reality.

**GuyIn407** · 09-24-13 08:25

Went to ihop yesterday, saw they were running a special. Actually got a really good massage, but did not leave happy. Only cost .6 with the tip so I can't complain I suppose. Just sucks when expectations don't meet reality.

**True Critic69** · 09-23-13 16:54

Is it the one in the little strip plaza on obt adjacent to Toys are Us?

Originally Posted by Travller [View Original Post]

Visited this place Friday fist time I have been there for about a year. Was primarily looking for a good massage. Got Candy. Probably early thirties but I am horrible at figuring out age on asian women. Not bad looking at all. First the table shower very thorough on the back side then on the flip she places a wash cloth over me. I looked at her and said really. I removed it and she did not object. She washes me down except she does not wash my little man. She hands me the wash cloth to do it myself. I took her hand and placed it on him and she washed him all up. Then into the room. Asked if medium or hard I opted for hard as I was extremely tight. Great! Job of back walking and the massage. During the massage I roamed freely. On the flip I pulled up her shirt and undid her bra and began to suck on some very nice B's Tried to get her to let me do DATY but she said know. Did allow me to play with the kity. On the HE she was very good nothing mechanical about her. If you are looking for a good massage and a nice ending pay Candy a visit.

**Deem6336** · 09-23-13 13:35

Originally Posted by Smokedmeat [View Original Post]

Crazy looking eyes. But with any luck mine may be rolling in the back of my head soon. LOL.

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...rvices/9276426

Looks scary. Just close your eyes during the whole experience. If not you may see that looking at you.

I believe that would ruin the whole thing for me.

**Jrod 216** · 09-23-13 10:26

Well for all of you mongers out there that live in St. Cloud. Your Dreams and prayers have been answered. The STC now has an AMP. It has just opened! I have been keeping an eye on this place for over a month now and they put out signs that they are open. Gave them a call and was quoted $80. 00 for an Hour and they do have a table shower! I have not been yet as to my schedual but will be stoping by this weekend to give it a try. Review will follow later

(407) 891-8808.

Good lick and STAY SAFE!

**Furrber** · 09-23-13 00:36

Is Jag posting stuff about Tampa lmts on the orlando board. There is a Tampa board after all. Secondly finally took the plunge at Sunshine FS is on the menu. Horrible CBJ espcially for the lips she had and the massage sucks. The table shower was awkward with her washing my hair and getting soap in my eye. If you need to have FS then this is the spot to go YMMV

**Richrich** · 09-22-13 23:10

And I hope no one is getting punk'd via PM by this schizo. To add on to VS's comments, I too believe Jag is spewing BS. And I think his intent is to make you feel comfortable with him, and then undercut you somehow via PM. When he had his ItalianNY / Marine77 wig on, via PM he suggested we schedule back to back massages with Tara. Really weird. Never has anyone on this board suggested that shit as we obv all respect each other's privacy. To me it felt like he was interested in me, and not the massage. Very intruding. But nonetheless, regardless of his intent, it doesn't matter which costume this pig wears, it still smells like shit.

Originally Posted by VerySlowly [View Original Post]

Some time ago T&J asked not to be reviewed or to be discussed on this board. They are licensed massage therapists. The gentleman on this board have respected that request. They were being stalked and harassed by an "obsessed" poster with several handles, Italian Ny, Marine 77, Marine Matt, ETC. These handles (all the same person) were prolific posters, mostly nonsense.

You just took a shot at these girls, you of all people know why you should not have done that.

You of course have the right to say anything you please on here, some of it is highly amusing; getting a pro to give you phone sex and saving you a $100, in all my years I've never heard of anything like this on here, never heard of a guy paying $160. 00 to "rub one out" either, I doubt many in Orlando are driving 100 miles to Tampa for a HE, but in the sexual world I suppose anything is possible but usually bizarre behavior is kept in a tight circle and not made public.

I sometimes wonder when reading your posts if you are "punking" the board, it feels like we are being punked, totally off the wall posts and then more posts trying to explain them.

You might want to PM me so I can tell you what I really think because I'm not going to debate your posts or behavior in public, it would be too embarrassing.

VS

**VerySlowly** · 09-22-13 21:35

Originally Posted by JaguarXF [View Original Post]

I hear you, TG. I know an $80 tip for self service is not what some guys are into. I understand completely. But I don't mind it at all. Its all about choices and what we like. Hopefully very soon, when she realizes the financial benefits, Jackie Joy may turn into Tara and Jenna. We can only hope! Right. I don't think T&J have a pimp or management. Tara was legit when she first got into the biz, but she realized her gorgeous tits where something she just had to share with us red-blooded men. So, she crossed over to the "other side".

Jag XF

Some time ago T&J asked not to be reviewed or to be discussed on this board. They are licensed massage therapists. The gentleman on this board have respected that request. They were being stalked and harassed by an "obsessed" poster with several handles, Italian Ny, Marine 77, Marine Matt, ETC. These handles (all the same person) were prolific posters, mostly nonsense.

You just took a shot at these girls, you of all people know why you should not have done that.

You of course have the right to say anything you please on here, some of it is highly amusing; getting a pro to give you phone sex and saving you a $100, in all my years I've never heard of anything like this on here, never heard of a guy paying $160. 00 to "rub one out" either, I doubt many in Orlando are driving 100 miles to Tampa for a HE, but in the sexual world I suppose anything is possible but usually bizarre behavior is kept in a tight circle and not made public.

I sometimes wonder when reading your posts if you are "punking" the board, it feels like we are being punked, totally off the wall posts and then more posts trying to explain them.

You might want to PM me so I can tell you what I really think because I'm not going to debate your posts or behavior in public, it would be too embarrassing.

VS

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Greetings everyone,

I recently received the following email from "jackiejoysmassage@gmail.com" regarding the above report.

I have been getting referrals from your website and I demand that you remove my listing from usasexguide at once!

Please reply at once to this email with your assurance of immediate action!

Please remove the following contact info and any other information of mine you have plastered to your site!

My contact info is:

Website: Jackie-Joy.weebly.com
Phone: 321-578-9032
Business name: Relaxation Haven LLC
Email: JackieJoysMassage@gmail.com

If no action is taken in the next 3 days, I am gettinging a lawyer to handle this situation.

I am a law abiding and legitimate massage therapist: I do not do anything illegal or sexual to my clientele. I DO NOT appreciate referrals from you!!!

Thanks,

Jackson

**Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass** · 09-22-13 12:33

Originally Posted by JaguarXF [View Original Post]

Sorry guys! I keep forgetting to post these gals' phone numbers. I will try not to be so forgetful in the future and post the gals phone numbers with my reviews. Haley's number is: 901-XXX-1105 on Tampa BP. If you are in Tampa please call her. She is worth it and if she gets enough money maybe she can get out of that old BMW 3 Series she is driving and get a newer car. She will come to Orlando but I think she charges and extra 50 bucks or something like that.

Read the FAQ;

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/cu...ges_forumrules

Sorry about that Admin. I have been away from the forum for a few days and I just saw your post on 9-22-2013 at 12:31 E. S. T. I completely forgot about the posting of phone numbers. I thought that I had seen provider phone numbers posted on USASG in the past. I apologize and I will not do it again. Thank you, Admin.

JagXF

**Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass** · 09-22-13 12:20

Originally Posted by TheeeGentleman [View Original Post]

Thanks for the info, but an $80 tip for self service is not my thing. You thinking that she didn't notice you "choking your own chicken" while rubbing your inner thighs, now that's funny. I'm guessing that over time she will enjoy your tips and go a little bit further each time. Within a year, you may be her pimp and we'll see Jaguar tattooed on her chest instead of Macknificent. Put icing on the cake by "Pulling a Pino". Soo-eee!

I hear you, TG. I know an $80 tip for self service is not what some guys are into. I understand completely. But I don't mind it at all. Its all about choices and what we like. Hopefully very soon, when she realizes the financial benefits, Jackie Joy may turn into Tara and Jenna. We can only hope! Right. I don't think T&J have a pimp or management. Tara was legit when she first got into the biz, but she realized her gorgeous tits where something she just had to share with us red-blooded men. So, she crossed over to the "other side".

Jag XF

===============================================

Greetings everyone,

I recently received the following email from "jackiejoysmassage@gmail.com" regarding the above report.

I have been getting referrals from your website and I demand that you remove my listing from usasexguide at once!

Please reply at once to this email with your assurance of immediate action!

Please remove the following contact info and any other information of mine you have plastered to your site!

My contact info is:

Website: Jackie-Joy.weebly.com
Phone: 321-578-9032
Business name: Relaxation Haven LLC
Email: JackieJoysMassage@gmail.com

If no action is taken in the next 3 days, I am gettinging a lawyer to handle this situation.

I am a law abiding and legitimate massage therapist: I do not do anything illegal or sexual to my clientele. I DO NOT appreciate referrals from you!!!

Thanks,

Jackson

**Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass** · 09-22-13 11:55

Sorry guys. Here is Lorraine's number if you are in the Tampa / St. Pete / Clearwater area: 727-XXX-6065. Good luck! She will take good care of you. Coinage was 140 dollars

JagXF

**Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass** · 09-22-13 11:41

Here's another one for you guys that travel to Tampa for business or pleasure. Saw this gal very recently. Very pretty, sexy, friendly great personality. Looks like her pics. About mid late 20's. Called her set up appt. At her studio. Draping optional. Great hands and technique. I asked her to wear "scrubs" and she did! Outside roaming was allowed. Ass, legs, tits. Paula is very sexy and sensual. She massage all over my inner thighs, quads, stomach and she even massaged the base of my sac near my asshole! Very nice. Grabbed my cock about mid-shaft and jerked me off as she rubbed my sac with her other hand. I got a great "nut" from Paula. I would definitely recommend her. She offers a 4 hand deal with her BF. No way am I doing a 4 hand with a guy! Never. His name is Brian or Bill or Ben. I did not see him when she gave me my massage. I gave her 150 dollars. Only saw her once. But I will repeat next time I am in Tampa.

JagXF

**Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass** · 09-22-13 11:22

Saw this gal after she posted an ad on Orlando BP a few months ago. But she has not posted anything in over two months. Some of you guys may remember her. So, she looked very promising. Brown hair hazel eyes wears sexy glasses in her ad. 5'4" and 140 pounds mid-late thirties. Pretty gal, great potential. She worked at Eye Lash Works in Winter Park. Made an appt. 80 dollars for a 60 min. Massage. It lasted 50 min. She was friendly, but, it was an Awful massage. I mean AWFUL. Terrible. Mechanical. I did not even tip her. I do not recommend Terrie.

JagXF

**Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass** · 09-22-13 11:12

For you guys that travel to Tampa. See "Lorraine". She has advertised on Tampa BP for about two years or more. She is bigger than her pics. She is still very pretty and a bit of a bigger gal. But not too big. Brunette about 5'6" or so. Brown eyes and a really pretty face. Beautiful soft skin. Looked to be in her late 30's or early 40's. She reminded me of "Delta Burke" for you older guys who remember Delta Burke. She caught my eye last year when she posted a hot and very well written and sexy ad for a massage. I almost "nutted" while reading her ad. I texted her. She texted me back right away and we made an appt. No roaming other than she lets you place your hand on her hips and ass. Draping is optional. She massaged everywhere including my inner thighs and groin area. Very, very, sexy, sensual and she gently squeezed the base of my cock under my sac, just before and during my "nut". I really blew a tremendous load thanks to her awesome touch and erotic style. She is very intelligent, bright, articulate and a real woman. The pics of her are at least ten years old, but she still looks good. Smells good too. She even kissed me on the cheek a few times. I saw her again a week or two after that. Got the same great service. She still posts on Tampa BP. Definitely recommend "Lorraine".

JagXF