Escort Reviews

**Red7Beard** · 12-22-12 11:26

I have seen her posts on CV on several occasions, and tried her once, because the photos are exactly what I'd want. Definitely more mileage than the photos suggest. Very rushed and not worth the time or money. You can spot her because both of her IDs on the site are valleyofthedolls, just with different numbers after.

Originally Posted by Sigridur [View Original Post]

Is the following the same person?

I saw one and she sorted of looked like the pics except for 2 things: one she was older by about 5 years and two she had more ink than a biker rally.

http://hartford.backpage.com/FemaleE...ten-22/4378833

http://hartford.backpage.com/FemaleE...day-22/4364608

She was ok. Very mechanical everything covered and don't pop in 20 minutes she will hand you and make you.

**A Bubba Here** · 12-22-12 10:36

Originally Posted by Herodotus [View Original Post]

I have to ask. How good looking are you? Seems like the impossible here. Is there an understanding or any mention of hooking up beforehand? What are your criteria when searching for these girls?

Well, if you must know, I am an average looking guy. But I have a very outgoing, confident personality that women like and I am hung like a horse.

Ok here goes, free advice for all who have asked me in the forum and on PM:

On OKC I always search for chicks that check off casual sex as a preference and then search through the Q&A for women that are not opposed to fuck on the first date; although my answer says I would not have sex on the first date. I don't want to appear as if I'm a ****. I'll drop subtle hints about sex while chatting before we meet to see if they are into it. On POF I search for chicks looking for intimate encounters.

I always tell them what I'm driving and arrive 10 minutes early and park in the darker area of the lot. When they see my car they always seem to park near me. This is important later in the date. I always order a cocktail, never wine or beer, makes you look more sophisticated and 9 times out of 10 they'll order a cosmo or martini. Ill drink the first one fast then order #2 and they usually feel compelled to keep up. I compliment the hell out of them the entire 'date' so they feel really good about themselves and then I'll hold their hand, rub their back or brush their thigh to get a reaction. If its positive I'll slowly continue to up the ante without being a jerk. Usually only stay for 2 drinks but sometimes if she is feeling frisky I'll stay for one more to loosen her inhibitions.

When we leave the bar I walk them to their car with my hand on the small of their back so they feel safe, since we parked inthe dark area of the lot. We hug, kiss and then if I feel it we kiss more and then I'll tug on their hair to see if they are charged up sexually, if I get the 'moan' or if they dive their tongue into my mouth I'll go for the nipple grab and then shortly after almost like clockwork she'll grab my package. When she does I say let's get in my car so we have some privacy. From there if you can't get any action then you should call a sex therapist because why'all don't have any game.

That's all for Bubba's tips for getting laid on OKC or POF. Good luck boys and let me know how you make out.

**Member #6920** · 12-22-12 00:45

Originally Posted by A Bubba Here [View Original Post]

These chicks look great but I'm having so much luck on OK Cupid and Plenty of Fish that I haven't had to monger in quite some time. This week's finds:

27 year old bartender, met for a drink, BBBJ in car; $12. 00.

42 year old MILF, went out for lunch and cocktails; BBBJ, then fucked her in my car; $42. 00.

22 year old college chick, met for coffee and fucked her in the handicap bathroom at the coffee shop; $4. 99.

47 year old waitress, met her at the park and hung out on park bench, as it started to get dark she blew me on the bench; $0. 00

I have to ask. How good looking are you? Seems like the impossible here. Is there an understanding or any mention of hooking up beforehand? What are your criteria when searching for these girls?

**A Bubba Here** · 12-21-12 21:55

Originally Posted by The Novice [View Original Post]

The best thing about holiday shopping is rewarding yourself for a job well done. The next best thing is the need that some people (read: women) will do for the extra cash needed, but I digress. I have enjoyed the company of two marvelous mature ladies, as well as a welcome repeat with a new favorite this week.

First I had to revisit ToniLynn. Her notel may not be the best, but her performance more than makes up for it. This time had the opportunity to DATY before the BBBJ and mish ended the 30 minute visit. Highly encourage before she gets jaded. I hope her rates do not rise when she finds better accommodations!

Lori is a hot spinner who advertises sporadically on CV. Nice motel, easy to find off the highway. Funny, engaging. 36C rack that looks bigger on her 5'1" body. DFK, foreplay, BBBJ, and a few positions in a totally unrushed session. Moans and squirms but no squirting, at least not yet. I will keep my eye out since she does not post too often, but if you get the chance, take it!

http://www.********.com/hartford/Esc...weetie/1418552

On my last significant post I mentioned Alexis as leaping to my ATF list. Well now there is another gem. Business woman, soccer mom, or grocery store hottie, SuzyMae is the dream MILF. Greeted at the door in corset with full DDs presented, was in a DFK less than 5 feet into the room. Chatted a bit between kisses but this was the nooner I used to dream of, except it was late evening. Not just a moaner but a dirty talker, her "I need you to f*k me" almost sent me over the edge. DFK, BBBJ, rimming, CG, mish, more BBBJ, and finally a hand release with plenty of cuddling and spooning. If ever I "forgot it was a service", this was it!

http://www.********.com/hartford/Esc...ie-mae/1420920

Truly, with Toni, Alexis, Lori, and Suzie, I may not be venturing elsewhere for a while.

Happy Holidays all!

TN

These chicks look great but I'm having so much luck on OK Cupid and Plenty of Fish that I haven't had to monger in quite some time. This week's finds:

27 year old bartender, met for a drink, BBBJ in car; $12. 00.

42 year old MILF, went out for lunch and cocktails; BBBJ, then fucked her in my car; $42. 00.

22 year old college chick, met for coffee and fucked her in the handicap bathroom at the coffee shop; $4. 99.

47 year old waitress, met her at the park and hung out on park bench, as it started to get dark she blew me on the bench; $0. 00

**The Novice** · 12-21-12 20:50

The best thing about holiday shopping is rewarding yourself for a job well done. The next best thing is the need that some people (read: women) will do for the extra cash needed, but I digress. I have enjoyed the company of two marvelous mature ladies, as well as a welcome repeat with a new favorite this week.

First I had to revisit ToniLynn. Her notel may not be the best, but her performance more than makes up for it. This time had the opportunity to DATY before the BBBJ and mish ended the 30 minute visit. Highly encourage before she gets jaded. I hope her rates do not rise when she finds better accommodations!

Lori is a hot spinner who advertises sporadically on CV. Nice motel, easy to find off the highway. Funny, engaging. 36C rack that looks bigger on her 5'1" body. DFK, foreplay, BBBJ, and a few positions in a totally unrushed session. Moans and squirms but no squirting, at least not yet. I will keep my eye out since she does not post too often, but if you get the chance, take it!

http://www.********.com/hartford/Esc...weetie/1418552

On my last significant post I mentioned Alexis as leaping to my ATF list. Well now there is another gem. Business woman, soccer mom, or grocery store hottie, SuzyMae is the dream MILF. Greeted at the door in corset with full DDs presented, was in a DFK less than 5 feet into the room. Chatted a bit between kisses but this was the nooner I used to dream of, except it was late evening. Not just a moaner but a dirty talker, her "I need you to f*k me" almost sent me over the edge. DFK, BBBJ, rimming, CG, mish, more BBBJ, and finally a hand release with plenty of cuddling and spooning. If ever I "forgot it was a service", this was it!

http://www.********.com/hartford/Esc...ie-mae/1420920

Truly, with Toni, Alexis, Lori, and Suzie, I may not be venturing elsewhere for a while.

Happy Holidays all!

TN

**Garthy** · 12-20-12 23:08

Originally Posted by Sigridur [View Original Post]

Is the following the same person?

I saw one and she sorted of looked like the pics except for 2 things: one she was older by about 5 years and two she had more ink than a biker rally.

http://hartford.backpage.com/FemaleE...ten-22/4378833

http://hartford.backpage.com/FemaleE...day-22/4364608

She was ok. Very mechanical everything covered and don't pop in 20 minutes she will hand you and make you.

They are 2 different girls but are linked wither by a pimp or BF.

Kitten was cuter once, but has gained a little weight and has a lot of tattoos. Bright blue eyes and was pretty maybe 5 years ago. Kayla has a stinkier snatch and has been on and off pregnant for the last decade. They are both mechanical to the point of being dissociated. I don't recommend either.

**Member #6920** · 12-20-12 21:45

Originally Posted by Wsst3 [View Original Post]

From her pics, she looks either light skin black or hispanic?

What is she?

Does she do BBBJ?

As much as the shitty attitude. 50 dollars for a quicky pussy incall is not bad.

Light skinned black. No BBBJ. Not open to many positions. Dead fish. Dangerous neighborhood too.

**Downtowwn** · 12-20-12 20:59

Originally Posted by Herodotus [View Original Post]

Made the mistake of chatting with Tina on BP. She was very cautious that I was not a cop, which I thought was funny because she prefers text only. I got to her place in the S. End of Hrtfd and went to the third floor. The place reeked of smoke (almost overwhelming) but she had a nice tight bod on her (especially her ass). Her boobs were run down, but. Oh well. We had agreed on an hour for 1. 2 and with multis if I could do it in the allotted time, so you can imagine that I was excited. She was very "blah" and I had a hard time getting ready because of her attitude. When I finally began doggie, she was as silent as a mouse. Now I am not huge, but not small by any means either. I am talking not a peep. She also kept positioning herself in awkward positions so that it was uncomfortable. After a few minutes, I grew frustrated and asked if everything were ok. She was very "meh" about the whole thing, which was a huge turnoff. I was at a point where I didn't even want to finish, so I split the cash with her and left after fifteen. WOULD NOT REPEAT. She sounds awesome in texts, and is very pleasant that way, but in person.

http://hartford.backpage.com/FemaleE...ase-25/5711596

If you need it.

Does she do BBBJ?

**Downtowwn** · 12-20-12 20:58

Originally Posted by Herodotus [View Original Post]

Made the mistake of chatting with Tina on BP. She was very cautious that I was not a cop, which I thought was funny because she prefers text only. I got to her place in the S. End of Hrtfd and went to the third floor. The place reeked of smoke (almost overwhelming) but she had a nice tight bod on her (especially her ass). Her boobs were run down, but. Oh well. We had agreed on an hour for 1. 2 and with multis if I could do it in the allotted time, so you can imagine that I was excited. She was very "blah" and I had a hard time getting ready because of her attitude. When I finally began doggie, she was as silent as a mouse. Now I am not huge, but not small by any means either. I am talking not a peep. She also kept positioning herself in awkward positions so that it was uncomfortable. After a few minutes, I grew frustrated and asked if everything were ok. She was very "meh" about the whole thing, which was a huge turnoff. I was at a point where I didn't even want to finish, so I split the cash with her and left after fifteen. WOULD NOT REPEAT. She sounds awesome in texts, and is very pleasant that way, but in person.

http://hartford.backpage.com/FemaleE...ase-25/5711596

If you need it.

The pics look good. Are they accurate? Also how did you get in contact with her there is no number?

**Wsst3** · 12-20-12 20:35

Originally Posted by Herodotus [View Original Post]

Made the mistake of chatting with Tina on BP. She was very cautious that I was not a cop, which I thought was funny because she prefers text only. I got to her place in the S. End of Hrtfd and went to the third floor. The place reeked of smoke (almost overwhelming) but she had a nice tight bod on her (especially her ass). Her boobs were run down, but. Oh well. We had agreed on an hour for 1. 2 and with multis if I could do it in the allotted time, so you can imagine that I was excited. She was very "blah" and I had a hard time getting ready because of her attitude. When I finally began doggie, she was as silent as a mouse. Now I am not huge, but not small by any means either. I am talking not a peep. She also kept positioning herself in awkward positions so that it was uncomfortable. After a few minutes, I grew frustrated and asked if everything were ok. She was very "meh" about the whole thing, which was a huge turnoff. I was at a point where I didn't even want to finish, so I split the cash with her and left after fifteen. WOULD NOT REPEAT. She sounds awesome in texts, and is very pleasant that way, but in person.

http://hartford.backpage.com/FemaleE...ase-25/5711596

If you need it.

From her pics, she looks either light skin black or hispanic?

What is she?

Does she do BBBJ?

As much as the shitty attitude. 50 dollars for a quicky pussy incall is not bad.

**Member #6920** · 12-20-12 18:57

Made the mistake of chatting with Tina on BP. She was very cautious that I was not a cop, which I thought was funny because she prefers text only. I got to her place in the S. End of Hrtfd and went to the third floor. The place reeked of smoke (almost overwhelming) but she had a nice tight bod on her (especially her ass). Her boobs were run down, but. Oh well. We had agreed on an hour for 1. 2 and with multis if I could do it in the allotted time, so you can imagine that I was excited. She was very "blah" and I had a hard time getting ready because of her attitude. When I finally began doggie, she was as silent as a mouse. Now I am not huge, but not small by any means either. I am talking not a peep. She also kept positioning herself in awkward positions so that it was uncomfortable. After a few minutes, I grew frustrated and asked if everything were ok. She was very "meh" about the whole thing, which was a huge turnoff. I was at a point where I didn't even want to finish, so I split the cash with her and left after fifteen. WOULD NOT REPEAT. She sounds awesome in texts, and is very pleasant that way, but in person.

http://hartford.backpage.com/FemaleE...ase-25/5711596 If you need it.

**FlyMan53** · 12-20-12 16:27

Saw this nice lady this afternoon for the first time. Yes, she looks better than her photos on CV. We met at a low end hotel in Windsor. Room was a bit of a mess but she is living there for the moment. The room smelled of cigarettes, tho' she did not smoke while I was there, nor did she smell of smoke. She started off with BBBJ but shortly the cover went on. Did a bit of DATY. Nice & fresh. After a while I stopped as she was getting a bit sensitive. Then proceeded to mish and finished in CG. Nice & wet, & warm. Kisses on the lips, but no tongue. Her breasts have implants. They looked nice. She was quite accommodating. Stayed 1/2h for $.2.

Her business has picked up due to the reports on this forum. Power of the people!

**Sigridur** · 12-20-12 13:34

Is the following the same person?

I saw one and she sorted of looked like the pics except for 2 things: one she was older by about 5 years and two she had more ink than a biker rally.

http://hartford.backpage.com/FemaleE...ten-22/4378833

http://hartford.backpage.com/FemaleE...day-22/4364608

She was ok. Very mechanical everything covered and don't pop in 20 minutes she will hand you and make you.

**Downtowwn** · 12-20-12 11:41

A couple months back saw Diamond 4769. Posts in CV in NH but was in Htfd. Went for a QK for very resonable donation. Her pictures do not do her justice. She was new and pretty much will do anything you want true GFE. She is a pretty girl with an athletic body. BBBJ, mish and doggie. I even took a trip to NH to see her for an encore. In NH met her at a apartment complex off the highway where we played in living room on couch which was a little different but whatever. She is good value and would def repeat again if she comes to HTFD. Stay safe.