AMP Tips and Guidelines

[Thehomedespot]

I just want to say thank you. I am seriously thinking about trying the AMP experience as I'm travelling the next few months, and really didn't know where to start. This advice, as well as the rest in the thread, are great.

Here are some tips and etiquette for visitors looking for extras in an AMP (Asian Massage Parlor). I'm one who prefers the AMPs to the other mongering options because they seem to provide a safe and relaxing environment. I wanted to share some general information in a number of sections and decided to do it here instead as more people are likely to view it and add on. I hope this can help any newbies to AMPs or jog the memory of AMP experts to dish out some tips of their own.

USTraveller

[USTraveller]

...I'm pretty positive this is BS...

...Should I go ahead and try again in a week or a month and see what happens?

...I'm just wondering what I can do now to get another shot.

As far as the B.S. about being 22... They just said that to get you out of there. Obviously, you looked like you haven't been there before or you looked like LE or something.

Don't go back to THIS one for at least a few months. Try another place in the area (search your local forum) for other potential locations. I've been to the one you mention and haven't had any problems.

In order to have success at this AMP, get some practice at another AMP. Get the routine down and read my first post in this section from long ago (and all of the other following posts) on how everything goes down.

If you get a chance to go to Las Vegas, they are used to first timers so you don't have to say you've been there before. It's difficult to get FS in a Vegas AMP, but it can be done. Just expect HJ there.

Nightwatchman... good point about not driving the Crown Vic there... I never thought of that one. Stay away from the old Chevy Caprice's too!

Good Luck!

-USTraveller

[Lkylkylky]

I call BS. Look at all TWO of this guy's reports. He stinks of LE.

I hope that nobody here is naive enough to offer this guy more information than he could get on his own.

Well, the reason I only have two reports is because my only experience with AMPs is getting kicked out of one two days ago. I'm very, very new to this, if you can't tell. But no, I'm just a regular guy looking for the best damn massage available my local area.

Thanks for the advice Clinton Bush. I don't think she got too good a look at me, but only because I was in/out in literally less than thirty seconds. If it's about me looking young (seems like a weird reason to kick people out, if you ask me), guess there's not much I can really do, except try my best to seem totally familiar with the process next time I go. I mean, the worst that happens is I get kicked out again.

And thanks for the anecdote Mike, at least I know I'm not the only one.

[Wonderweiss]

I've been wanting to try out an AMP recently, so today I went to one with a lot of good recommendations that isn't too far from me at all. Problem is, I got kicked out almost as soon as I walked in the door.

Basically, it went like this: she asked if I'd ever been in there before, I said no (probably my first mistake). Then she asked if I was 21, I said I was, and she immediately escorted me out saying, "no, no, no, no, 22! You have to be 22"

I'm pretty positive this is BS. The problem is, I look and act very naive, moral and friendly. Frankly, I look and act exactly like a stereotypical LEO, but not nearly as quick on my feet. Which is a pity, because I was really looking forward to this.

So. Has anyone encountered a problem like this in the past? I mean, I could understand if I at least got to the regular massage part, but was I really so suspicious that they had to kick me out immediately? If I did seem a lot like LE, are they going to blacklist me and never let me in again? Is there any way I'm going to get another shot at this? Should I go ahead and try again in a week or a month and see what happens?

Like I said, I'm very nervous socially and I'm not so quick on my feet, and I can see why these people would immediately assume I'm LE. I'm just wondering what I can do now to get another shot.

Yes, this happened to me years ago, when I was 22 years old also. And here's the funny part, I been in there before and got the whole FS thing the very first time. (SC AMP StressAway that is closed down now). I decided to go back the next week and there was a new lady answering the door. She asked me if I was there before and I said yes, I even mentioned the lady I had last time. She pulled the whole "Are you 22 thing" I said yes and she said "You need to be 23, come back next year". I was like WTF and she shut the door in my face. The sad thing about is that I recommended some people from work to go there and the same results happened. I shouldn't worry about that now since I'm older, but every since my first time, I haven't been to one since, still looking for the right one, been reading all this forums, reading about the hit and misses of all these different AMP. I hate to spend money to not get what I want.

[Nightwatchman1]

I've been wanting to try out an AMP recently, so today I went to one with a lot of good recommendations that isn't too far from me at all. Problem is, I got kicked out almost as soon as I walked in the door.

Basically, it went like this: she asked if I'd ever been in there before, I said no (probably my first mistake). Then she asked if I was 21, I said I was, and she immediately escorted me out saying, "no, no, no, no, 22! You have to be 22"

I'm pretty positive this is BS. The problem is, I look and act very naive, moral and friendly. Frankly, I look and act exactly like a stereotypical LEO, but not nearly as quick on my feet. Which is a pity, because I was really looking forward to this.

So. Has anyone encountered a problem like this in the past? I mean, I could understand if I at least got to the regular massage part, but was I really so suspicious that they had to kick me out immediately? If I did seem a lot like LE, are they going to blacklist me and never let me in again? Is there any way I'm going to get another shot at this? Should I go ahead and try again in a week or a month and see what happens?

Like I said, I'm very nervous socially and I'm not so quick on my feet, and I can see why these people would immediately assume I'm LE. I'm just wondering what I can do now to get another shot.

(1) I encountered this problem when I was young. So did many friends

(2) I can't speak for that particular AMP, but if they got a good look at you then yes, you are probably blacklisted. Apparently there was something about you that they didn't like.

(3) It is highly doubtful you will get another shot at that AMP with the current staff. Maybe in a few years, when the current employees leave.

(4) You have an idea of what you did wrong this time. Take that to heart. Make the appropriate changes and move on. Be ready when you move on to another place. Good luck.

Ps. Next time tell them you are 22.

I find the best way to gain confidence is in role playing

Try it a couple of times with your sister, mother, partner, or captain, using various scenarios.

The next time you walk in, you'd have some practice and experience for an effective response.

It would also help if you don't drive up to the place in your dad's crown vic.

You may want to consider purchasing a piece of shit pickup truck.

This would also come in handy when you monger the streets.

[Clinton Bush]

I've been wanting to try out an AMP recently, so today I went to one with a lot of good recommendations that isn't too far from me at all. Problem is, I got kicked out almost as soon as I walked in the door.

Basically, it went like this: she asked if I'd ever been in there before, I said no (probably my first mistake). Then she asked if I was 21, I said I was, and she immediately escorted me out saying, "no, no, no, no, 22! You have to be 22"

I'm pretty positive this is BS. The problem is, I look and act very naive, moral and friendly. Frankly, I look and act exactly like a stereotypical LEO, but not nearly as quick on my feet. Which is a pity, because I was really looking forward to this.

So. Has anyone encountered a problem like this in the past? I mean, I could understand if I at least got to the regular massage part, but was I really so suspicious that they had to kick me out immediately? If I did seem a lot like LE, are they going to blacklist me and never let me in again? Is there any way I'm going to get another shot at this? Should I go ahead and try again in a week or a month and see what happens?

Like I said, I'm very nervous socially and I'm not so quick on my feet, and I can see why these people would immediately assume I'm LE. I'm just wondering what I can do now to get another shot.

(1) I encountered this problem when I was young. So did many friends
(2) I can't speak for that particular AMP, but if they got a good look at you then yes, you are probably blacklisted. Apparently there was something about you that they didn't like.
(3) It is highly doubtful you will get another shot at that AMP with the current staff. Maybe in a few years, when the current employees leave.
(4) You have an idea of what you did wrong this time. Take that to heart. Make the appropriate changes and move on. Be ready when you move on to another place. Good luck.

ps - Next time tell them you are 22.

[Member #4376]

I've been wanting to try out an AMP recently, so today I went to one with a lot of good recommendations that isn't too far from me at all. Problem is, I got kicked out almost as soon as I walked in the door.

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Like I said, I'm very nervous socially and I'm not so quick on my feet, and I can see why these people would immediately assume I'm LE. I'm just wondering what I can do now to get another shot.

I call BS. Look at all TWO of this guy's reports. He stinks of LE.

I hope that nobody here is naive enough to offer this guy more information than he could get on his own.

[Lkylkylky]

I've been wanting to try out an AMP recently, so today I went to one with a lot of good recommendations that isn't too far from me at all. Problem is, I got kicked out almost as soon as I walked in the door.

Basically, it went like this: she asked if I'd ever been in there before, I said no (probably my first mistake). Then she asked if I was 21, I said I was, and she immediately escorted me out saying, "no, no, no, no, 22! You have to be 22"

I'm pretty positive this is BS. The problem is, I look and act very naive, moral and friendly. Frankly, I look and act exactly like a stereotypical LEO, but not nearly as quick on my feet. Which is a pity, because I was really looking forward to this.

So. Has anyone encountered a problem like this in the past? I mean, I could understand if I at least got to the regular massage part, but was I really so suspicious that they had to kick me out immediately? If I did seem a lot like LE, are they going to blacklist me and never let me in again? Is there any way I'm going to get another shot at this? Should I go ahead and try again in a week or a month and see what happens?

Like I said, I'm very nervous socially and I'm not so quick on my feet, and I can see why these people would immediately assume I'm LE. I'm just wondering what I can do now to get another shot.

[Litedave]

A few months ago I was exiting a AMP here in New Orleans one evening and saw a cop car driving up in the parking lot. The fat cop and his partner just looked at me as I was getting into my car. Nothing ever came of it since I was not caught doing anything. A few days later the AMP got busted. I have never worried much about a raid while being inside of one of these places. They have to catch you with your pants down and the amp girl always locks the door before starting the session so I feel pretty safe.

[Aurora Bo]

I recently was leaving an AMP and a cop was outside in his car, it's quite possible he took down my plate number. I've never heard of anyone getting arrested on anything other than a raid, but I can't help but wonder. Of course, it would be totally useless for them to seek me out now, but I certainly don't need the hassle.

Anyone here with unfortunate experiences?

[Ahtorbtuc]

I dreamt of my first mp experience recently. The girl was very accomodating and gave he without asking me if wanted anything or negotiating tip, etc. She maintained eye conact throughout but a few times looked over towards

My clothes. I assume she was looking for signs of a tip peeking out of my pocket. Nshe couldn't seemit astip was hidden in the pocket, my mistake mayB. Could I assume that she was trying to get idea of what I wanted based on how much money was accidentally exposed. If I'm looking for CBJ or FS would it also be wise to let a condom peek out of the pockets. I know that this is probably being too subtle but if it works unlike it for two reasons: 1. I don't have to solicit anything and she doesn't ask any questions, no wrong done 2. It's more exciting for memif indint have to talk about anything and it just "happens" like things would normally. I'm not a haggler by nature.

Also she left the room to let me dress afterwards. I left the tip on the little table instead of give it to her directly. Is that ok? I also like it because it seems more discreet, less like paying for something.

[T Shell]

You want to get STD that bad?

Remember if she is offering you BBFS, you are probably the 10th guy, that day, that has been there.

Shit, I don't even fuck 'regular' women I date BB until I know more about them. And they are not working girls who fuck for money.

Why don't you fly to Africa. Fuck all the ****** there for cheap. You don't need to save any money b/c you be dead from AIDS in a couple years.

Use your 'big head' to do your thinking. And keep the little one covered.

[Next1]

Hello all,

If I am ever offered BBFS and feel inclined to accept, can I cum inside her? I mean, whats the deal there? I'd hate to leave her a nice big load only to get my balls cut off by security for breaking a bunch of rules, you know?

Just drop your load.

Better advice is to always wrap up!

[PittPanther]

If I am ever offered BBFS and feel inclined to accept, can I cum inside her? I mean, whats the deal there? I'd hate to leave her a nice big load only to get my balls cut off by security for breaking a bunch of rules, you know?

Come on, man. Your first post is to ask about BBFS? Obvious troll!

What "security" is going to know exactly where you dropped your load? You think the girl is going to tell them? "This guy just busted a nut in me - kick his ass!"

You're not going to have to worry about BBFS, as it's not going to be offered to you anytime soon. But if you do manage to find yourself raw and balls-deep inside some girl, I would imagine most girls in that position would expect your nut in their pussy. If not, she will pull away before you cum.

[Cocknballs]

can I cum inside her? I mean, whats the deal there?

Sure, if you don't mind getting the clap. If she barebacks, you know every other Jimmy in the county has left a load of babybatter in her. AMP is the place to use the big head.