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    Quote Originally Posted by SkyPlox  [View Original Post]
    If you're talking about emma in Culver city, I've enjoyed my time with her a bunch. Maybe she's been different with me because I'm a lot younger than your average monger and in pretty good shape. By no means am I a looker though. She's a nice hot fuck when I need my fix, super nice booty with those little blonde hairs. OMG her ass is so nice for her size.
    Actually I misspoke there, in fairness she wasn't a dud but she was extremely unprofessional to book with. Really gave me a lot of headache because she kept changing her mind every 15 fucking minutes about rather or not she would meet me, I ended up with like 50 text from her over a 5 hour period. Finally got there and she was very pleasant, very pleased with my appearance and let me do anything I wanted to her (and dude I mean ANYTHING). Her skills leave something to be desired though, she fucked me like a robot that needed firmware updates and frankly she seemed a lot older than I expected from her photos. It was an odd experience because I liked her, but in a platonic friend way. I felt like we could have just hung out and smoked a bowl but for some reason I just didn't feel any attraction romantically. Easily the most boring 40 minutes of sex in my life, I was literally looking at my watch during doggie. It's a shame to because she offered me an unbelievably low repeat rate. In all my days mongering I've never had a girl offer me so much for less than 80 bucks. Y'all can have that one though, it ain't for me.

  2. #3179

    Jennsowet back with mysteewaters.

    Check mystees profile (hx).

  3. #3178

    Emma in Culver city??

    Quote Originally Posted by GoodBoy88  [View Original Post]
    I'm in the mood to try some tiny chicks. I've already had Kaila and Emma though (both were duds, won't be repeating). Any recommendations? I'm looking for girls less than 100 lbs.
    If you're talking about emma in Culver city, I've enjoyed my time with her a bunch. Maybe she's been different with me because I'm a lot younger than your average monger and in pretty good shape. By no means am I a looker though. She's a nice hot fuck when I need my fix, super nice booty with those little blonde hairs. OMG her ass is so nice for her size.

  4. #3177

    Breaking into the forum

    Been a member. But as you can tell. Never posted here. Trying to give back. I'm a very long time member of HX so here are some highlights of those who are still active. All seen within last 1-2 years.

    https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/Xo_bree

    Super fun, outgoing, talkative and a helluva BBBJ. Good price point.

    https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/LushesSoCravable

    More gorgeous in person. Expensive (but worth it for a girl who will actually act like a pornstar with you.

    https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/Larissa.Dee

    Seen 4-5 times over 4 years. One of my only repeats. A bit mechanical sometimes, but I find her absolutely gorgeous. Does have a nice personality but is a bit shy / not super talkative. $$.

    https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/CamiiKayla

    Not full GFE (kissing wasn't her thing and wasn't as I love your cock as I would like), but a gorgeous girl. Very nice and friendly. $$.

    Also a fan of Kim. Kakes, Olivia_skye, and Anastasiaxoxo.

  5. #3176
    Quote Originally Posted by Cbonia2  [View Original Post]
    Your review just enticed a few sick-fucks to see her. LOL!
    "To each his own. No judgement on my part. I think the background on her will be helpful to some guys. To the others, well, she is a stellar fuck. One of the best I've ever had. Like the kind of sex where you become entranced in each others body and are oblivious to everything except fucking her. BUT. As good as the sex is, I don't want to re-live her mental health issues, where she becomes the ***** from HELL and yells and screams at you for no reason at all. Or she asks you to bring a bottle of vodka and starts binge drinking in front of you. And she has other very risky behaviors that I won't go into here, but will guarantee you a meeting with a public defender if your in the same room with her when the hammer comes down. But if you're willing to risk that kind of weird shit and serious mental health issues, then go for it!

  6. #3175

    Privatedelights

    Quote Originally Posted by GianniVersace  [View Original Post]
    Guys,

    When I used to live in la about 10 years ago hx was very popular and the go to when looking for some fun. Ever since fosta it seems as though hx has gone down hill. What are the better sites now? I'll be visiting la next week and would love to have a little fun.
    Privatedelights is the new hot thing, the prices are medium tier.

  7. #3174
    Quote Originally Posted by GianniVersace  [View Original Post]
    Guys,

    When I used to live in la about 10 years ago hx was very popular and the go to when looking for some fun. Ever since fosta it seems as though hx has gone down hill. What are the better sites now? I'll be visiting la next week and would love to have a little fun.
    Hx is still better than many other sites. Just do your homework and you find.

    Gems!

    Before, some of the dipshit lvl 5 guys start booking for them.

  8. #3173

    Hx alternative?

    Guys,

    When I used to live in la about 10 years ago hx was very popular and the go to when looking for some fun. Ever since fosta it seems as though hx has gone down hill. What are the better sites now? I'll be visiting la next week and would love to have a little fun.

  9. #3172

    QueenTeagan aka Caliblondiet.

    Quote Originally Posted by GoRanger  [View Original Post]
    https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/QueenTeagan aka Caliblondiet.

    Worst session in 15 years. Got the job done, but basically didn't do much that was on her menu. 1 peck on the lips. Barely a BBBJ, mostly CBJ. No camel slide. Cg was pretty lame. Not very tight unfortunately. Vigorous covered hand job trying to get me to cum as fast as possible. Did get her to take the condom off to finish her hand job after I knew she was borderline ripping me off. Thank god it wasn't a huge donation. In hindsight, I should have read into the feedback I received before seeing her.

    Nice body, decent face. Summer teeth. Definitely do not recommend.
    I saw QueenTeagan aka Caliblondiet with no makeup and a black eye. Not the best presentation.

    Her pictures look way better than the person I met.

    You should have read my review about her.

    http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/show...t=Caliblondiet#post4059258.

  10. #3171

    Any tiny girls you can reccomend?

    I'm in the mood to try some tiny chicks. I've already had Kaila and Emma though (both were duds, won't be repeating). Any recommendations? I'm looking for girls less than 100 lbs.

  11. #3170
    Quote Originally Posted by AlienFresh  [View Original Post]
    "I saw her several times many years ago when she was Amber-something. Had lots of problems with alcohol, other mental issues. Went on a 12 step program yeas afterward. She did offer BBFS, but I wouldn't want to risk it now. My advice is beware of her flaking on you, or having a melt down when you see her for no reason at all. She does like hot sex. But for me, it's not worth it. ".
    Your review just enticed a few sick-fucks to see her. LOL!

  12. #3169
    Quote Originally Posted by LonerRanger  [View Original Post]
    My notes for Gigi1707 of HX.

    Wears wig and a little strange.

    But good feedback from network.
    "I saw her several times many years ago when she was Amber-something. Had lots of problems with alcohol, other mental issues. Went on a 12 step program yeas afterward. She did offer BBFS, but I wouldn't want to risk it now. My advice is beware of her flaking on you, or having a melt down when you see her for no reason at all. She does like hot sex. But for me, it's not worth it. ".

  13. #3168
    Quote Originally Posted by KoolKeith323  [View Original Post]
    HapaBoy86, LMAO! Dude I heard about it from a couple of ladies I seen, that mentioned getting low balled by them. Bunch of fat fucks, that live and die behind the computer monitoring and blogging all day. I'll never forget one of them telling me she get tired fucking belly. LMAO!
    Can't help to add my 1 cent. Look at it this way. If these fat dudes can't get lay at all without paying, they are the best customers in a way. Bread and butter. They may laugh but all hos are trained to take anybody walking into the door the 1st week. Fat, ugly, smelly. Or else they could have quitted and do something else. If they charge $500 per shot they may get rid of the smelly, but many dick and mouth smells without the owner knowing.

    At best, you are paying the same to the ladies with these customers. It's harder work for the fat guys so you should be paying less in any other services. These guy lowballs because they can. They maybe booking ladies every other week while you do it once a quarter. Hos do it for the money, not the looks, or they would have quitted long ago.

  14. #3167
    Quote Originally Posted by HapaBoy86  [View Original Post]
    You know some of the videos you see sometimes that people will post of girls getting smashed?

    You see the girl (hx girl) but than you notice the dudes thick thighs, that double extra spare tire stomach and.

    His fatass fingers. Lvl 5 dude! LOL.
    We tend to forget that Hoes don't care about looks or they will go broke! GOD BLESS THEM ALL!

  15. #3166
    So we have to pack on the pounds to get leveled up? Lolz.

    Quote Originally Posted by HapaBoy86  [View Original Post]
    You know some of the videos you see sometimes that people will post of girls getting smashed?

    You see the girl (hx girl) but than you notice the dudes thick thighs, that double extra spare tire stomach and.

    His fatass fingers. Lvl 5 dude! LOL.

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