Massage Parlor Reports

[BurtForPres]

Footy Rooty in Roseville looks like it just opened up. I'm going to give it a go when I get back home. I hear good things about the Iowa location. It's a chain, but ya never know. Anyone else try it yet?

[Grover95]

Just stopped by Tuina massage in Burnsville, Was a decent looking therapist who kept me wrapped up like a mummy for a whole hour. Massage part was good but not even one hint of fun to be had. The hunt continues. Good luck boys and stay safe.

There's a place very close by across from the shopping center with a Cub foods, I think it's called Relax Oasis and they have a futon and it's been a sure thing every time.

[Grover95]

Just stopped by Tuina massage in Burnsville, Was a decent looking therapist who kept me wrapped up like a mummy for a whole hour. Massage part was good but not even one hint of fun to be had. The hunt continues. Good luck boys and stay safe.

There's a place very close by across from the shopping center with a Cub foods, I think it's called Imperial and they have a futon and it's been a sure thing every time.

[NotLarge1]

Just stopped by Tuina massage in Burnsville, Was a decent looking therapist who kept me wrapped up like a mummy for a whole hour. Massage part was good but not even one hint of fun to be had. The hunt continues. Good luck boys and stay safe.

[Vio109]

I drove to Rockford first as no answer to phone since before opening. Get there 9:37 or 7 minutes past time it should open. I go to door, it is locked. I call, say door is locked can't get in. She responded with I am not there, you call make appt? I said nope, I wanted to be first today. She said can only do 30 minutes as 10:30 appt already scheduled. I waited for 12 minutes so took off.

Add in I was shocked today by only being offered a DIY at the place Acadia off 169. Never seen this lady before, typical older AMP lady. Massage was a 6, so should have saved money and just recognized it wasn't my day. Rare, rare it is!

That is too bad to read. There have been positive reviews. I was actually planning to go tomorrow for the first time. Maybe I still will, but if anyone has a different favorite in the North West 'burbs let me know, here or DM and I might give it a try tomorrow afternoon.

[TheMongR]

Just saw a Craigslist ad for this place in SLP and wondering if anyone has any intel. They had an offer for couples but said I could do a 4 hand for the same price. Google reviews are all great and the pics show your typical AMP beds with no "real" draping. They offer futon massage too. DM if you don't want to post here.

Cheers!

It's a busy area and had to drive around twice to find a parking. I walked in and there was only one lady working. Late 50's with limited to no English. 85 for the futon. Massage was 8/10. No hints of extras. I'll not be going back.

[DJamesX001]

Anyone would like to exchange intel on independent providers. Private dm me.

[ThorGoodMrshl]

TOFTT today and put this on your list for a good massage only. No hint of extras, average age 50's or 60's, and a large old man sitting up front when I left.

Yep, me too. Standard MSP Metro Grandmother Repository.

Legit massage, but really really good. This grandma was strong as hell, and would have toe-tagged the big bad wolf had it come sniffing around.

One quick note though. One of the grandmas is pretty hot. Tall, lean, manmade jugs, and would have been a 10/10 twenty years ago.

Might actually repeat if I need a legit massage.

[MplsMatt47]

Just saw a Craigslist ad for this place in SLP and wondering if anyone has any intel. They had an offer for couples but said I could do a 4 hand for the same price. Google reviews are all great and the pics show your typical AMP beds with no "real" draping. They offer futon massage too. DM if you don't want to post here.

TOFTT today and put this on your list for a good massage only. No hint of extras, average age 50's or 60's, and a large old man sitting up front when I left.

[JoeMaleMpls]

The pics, as you mentioned, and the hours, open until 9:00, look promising. Not real convenient so won't be rushing over there but will keep it in mind if I happen to end up in the area. One downside is that looking at Google maps it appears that parking could be a hassle. Did they say what the normal rates are? If $140 an hour for a couple or 4 hand, which works out to $70, is a special, I am curious how much more they normally charge or is that special really not much of a special.

$75 for table and $85 for futon 60 min.

[OnlyMe1234]

Just saw a Craigslist ad for this place in SLP and wondering if anyone has any intel. They had an offer for couples but said I could do a 4 hand for the same price. Google reviews are all great and the pics show your typical AMP beds with no "real" draping. They offer futon massage too. DM if you don't want to post here.

Cheers!

The pics, as you mentioned, and the hours, open until 9:00, look promising. Not real convenient so won't be rushing over there but will keep it in mind if I happen to end up in the area. One downside is that looking at Google maps it appears that parking could be a hassle. Did they say what the normal rates are? If $140 an hour for a couple or 4 hand, which works out to $70, is a special, I am curious how much more they normally charge or is that special really not much of a special.

[LastsLonger]

Just saw a Craigslist ad for this place in SLP and wondering if anyone has any intel. They had an offer for couples but said I could do a 4 hand for the same price. Google reviews are all great and the pics show your typical AMP beds with no "real" draping. They offer futon massage too. DM if you don't want to post here.

Cheers!

I reached out yesterday, and couldn't make the timing work. I tried to TOFTT!

[JackHandie]

Just saw a Craigslist ad for this place in SLP and wondering if anyone has any intel. They had an offer for couples but said I could do a 4 hand for the same price. Google reviews are all great and the pics show your typical AMP beds with no "real" draping. They offer futon massage too. DM if you don't want to post here.

I just saw this myself. Will probably go check it out. I sent them a text and got the same info. Also said they have 3 therapist. Low expectations, as it's really busy area, but you never know if you don't go!

[JoeMaleMpls]

Just saw a Craigslist ad for this place in SLP and wondering if anyone has any intel. They had an offer for couples but said I could do a 4 hand for the same price. Google reviews are all great and the pics show your typical AMP beds with no "real" draping. They offer futon massage too. DM if you don't want to post here.

Cheers!

[JoeMaleMpls]

Is there any new information on Rose in Burnsville? Are they still open? I see their scheduling site is down.

When I sent them a message she told me they were closed for about 2 months to finish the remodel. I spoke with her at the end on Jan so I would anticipate they open back up in March.