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07-24-24 16:42 #4173
Posts: 449Originally Posted by BurtForPres [View Original Post]
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07-24-24 12:54 #4172
Posts: 91Originally Posted by HanSolo01 [View Original Post]
As a fellow table shower enjoyer, I share your pain. The only joints that have table showers are Vita Day Spa, Columbia Heights Massage, and Panda Massage. Of those 3, avoid Panda. The other 2 are lackluster. Roll the dice on leaving happy, but the table showers themselves are boring.
And for everyone else, if there are any other table showers around, legit or not, please let me know.
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07-24-24 11:25 #4171
Posts: 58Eden Asian Massage
Was in Prior Lake so I thought I would try a new place. Ok massage at best but covered with a sheet most of the time. No hints or close brushes. Add this place to the no go list.
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07-23-24 15:04 #4170
Posts: 25Moon massage
Originally Posted by Nonallits [View Original Post]
0 for 2!
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07-23-24 14:37 #4169
Posts: 449Originally Posted by HanSolo01 [View Original Post]
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07-23-24 11:50 #4168
Posts: 449Originally Posted by BurtForPres [View Original Post]
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07-23-24 10:39 #4167
Posts: 91Originally Posted by WoozerBuck [View Original Post]
Personally though, I can back up the other intel coming in about the joint. Owned and managed by the same people that run Maple. The setup, the massage prices, the credit card surcharges, and even the nifty little snack bar and candy bowl are all the same.
I had a very nice visit to Summer Spa and saw Casey (I think that's her name? Didn't ask, but I know for sure I saw her at Maple at some point.).
No shower unfortunately. One upside is that when I visited, they had the front door locked with a doorbell. Makes it so they get less walk-ins and clueless Johns sontering in interrupting your session. Call ahead folks.
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07-23-24 00:43 #4166
Posts: 18Method /5 senses
Anyone know if this bunch has resurfaced? The table shower was the best.
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07-22-24 18:22 #4165
Posts: 449Originally Posted by BurtForPres [View Original Post]
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07-22-24 15:14 #4164
Posts: 186OK good intel
Originally Posted by CaptainHonest [View Original Post]
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07-22-24 14:21 #4163
Posts: 449Originally Posted by CaptainHonest [View Original Post]
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07-22-24 12:21 #4162
Posts: 91Nope
Took a visit to Oriental Kungfu in Larpenteur. Newly face lifted strip mall plaza. Walked in and saw some contractors working on a shelf or something. Should have taken that as a sign to pass, but I was determined to get the intel for ya'll. The place is really bright, standard strip mall AMP layout. Hall with closing doors. There were 2 ladies, both 40 ish standard. Nothing exciting, but not bad either. Very standard builds.
I opted for an hour on a "futon" which us basically just a wider massage table. I got the older of the two. Massage was fine, nothing fancy. The fuckin door was open an inch the whole time, and I would hear the contractors working. Really annoying.
Ultimately, nothing on the flip and HE shot down completely. I wasn't being aggressive or anything. Just my usual routine during massage, and pointing down on the flip. Scalp massage and I gtfo.
Maybe it was because it was opening day for them. Maybe they were not serving with contractors working in the hall. I dunno. Honestly, gave off your standard legit AMP vibes.
Save yourself the hassle, skip it. Too squeaky clean to be fun.
As a makeup treat for myself (and to satiate my blue balls), I hopped over to Maple for a 30 minute with Vivi right after. Very good. Great technique. Happy with the result, and she is very cute. 40's as well, but petite. I honestly wonder why I keep exploring when the game is so good at the good joints.
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07-22-24 10:45 #4161
Posts: 34Originally Posted by CaptainHonest [View Original Post]
With that said, I still can't find it.
EDIT: Nevermind, found it!! I'll check it out, thanks!!!
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07-22-24 09:48 #4160
Posts: 487Originally Posted by LastsLonger [View Original Post]
On my worst say, and I am not much of a complainer I would not be back. Even. If it was raging and a hard look at it would cause it to blow like a volcano. I would stay in the parking lot! .
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07-22-24 00:17 #4159
Posts: 208Go TOFTT
Don't judge a book by it's cover. My resources are excellent. Go try it, then let me know. If I reported here that I went, and it was great would you go?
LOL, I told you, thank me later.
Capt.
Originally Posted by WoozerBuck [View Original Post]