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[ArtistOfWar1]

Does anyone know, the current lineups at RS and CA? I was at RS a week ago and it was Chanel and Sha Sha. I hope that Nicole is still working at CA. Good luck and take care.

Nicole is back.

She said she hit the gym while away and it shows.

[Harry Krevitz]

Where was Coffee before? At VIP or Seven?

She was at VIP for a while but I'm not sure if she ever worked at Seven.

[DMVNiceGuy]

Currently working is Coffee and new girl May. Coffee is a well known regular and May is one of those girls that you rarely find where they're just as sweet inside as they are on the outside. She is genuinely sweet and looks to be about 30 yo. , and IMO beautiful.

Where was Coffee before? At VIP or Seven?

[Harry Krevitz]

Currently working is Coffee and new girl May. Coffee is a well known regular and May is one of those girls that you rarely find where they're just as sweet inside as they are on the outside. She is genuinely sweet and looks to be about 30 yo. , and IMO beautiful.

[Nyyfan]

At least it was Sha Sha from Anna's text message. I also really enjoyed ShaSha. As described, but those Cs are not natural, but well done. She doesn't have a tight / fitness body, but she's definitely not fat. She has some curves. I really liked the overall package.

Does anyone know, the current lineups at RS and CA? I was at RS a week ago and it was Chanel and Sha Sha. I hope that Nicole is still working at CA. Good luck and take care.

[DCHung]

Any info on this spa on Ashley phosphate.

That's in Charleston SC.

[SAM1415]

Any info on this spa on Ashley phosphate.

[Nyyfan]

Does anybody have contact info for any of the former all stars at RL? I can't believe they have all retired. Some of my favorite times with the girls / women there. Thanks brothers.
And yes two pops were the norm even for an old fart like me.

The RL ladies were the best. I have not heard from any of them. Kim at Kim's Spa in Beltsville will provide similar type of services. Good luck and take care.

[JackAubryxxx]

Two pops is almost never an option at AMPs, at least around here. From what I understand, RL used to offer it, but that was often because the same mongers had been seeing the same ladies for years.

Does anybody have contact info for any of the former all stars at RL? I can't believe they have all retired. Some of my favorite times with the girls / women there. Thanks brothers.

And yes two pops were the norm even for an old fart like me.

[Leep12]

Happen to see this new little spot pop up in an obscure little strip. Saw a younger looking CAMP in the lobby, so decided to give them a try.
Called first and said come on in. Pretty sure it is mostly a one woman show right now.

Wiki greets me, friendly very attractive / 30's / 5'3 maybe 105- 115 lbs tight body. One of the 2or 3 most attractive Camp providers I have ever met. And I've been mongering 45 years.
Before Camps existed LOL. Maybe some Kamps around. Anyway, did the Hr / asked for the 80.00 up front. I pulled it put as I usually do making sure she knows.
I have a few more 20's. Then I smile and say "I give you nice tip" .

Massage was just decent, but she did hit like to work pressure points which was nice.
I'm kind of a leg / ass man so I did massage get tight legs where possible. She seemed cool with that.
Didn't want to grope too much on the first visit. Seemed to be proud of what was under the blouse. Maybe next time.

I was ready on the flip. Quality ending took instruction well. Was swinging the little booty for me was a nice touch.
Esp for Camp. She asked how found out about the joint. Said she has not been busy. I told her she might have.
More clients coming soon.
Will keep her in the rotation. She gave me a 10.00 off next visit coupon and 10 visit get one free punch card.

All be cool. DM me your experience if you care to. 4974 Cowan Rd ste 130, Acworth, GA 30101

[JTreehorn14]

How much did you tip her? Is two pops an option?

Two pops is almost never an option at AMPs, at least around here. From what I understand, RL used to offer it, but that was often because the same mongers had been seeing the same ladies for years.

[BobbiBrown1981]

Settle in chaps—this is a long one!

So it's a Saturday night and I legit have some pain in my lower back. I have a major sporting event tomorrow so I figure this was a good reason to get some prep work done and possibly a little Eastern attention. I'm a Howard County guy but ever since RL closed pickings have been slim out here. Everything is expensive, FS is rare, and even if you find it you will have to sacrifice some morals if the idea is to dip your stick; the only place I know of even partially offering FS is Lotus and that's a sacrifice based on the lackluster talent.

Anyway, I wanted to get a legitimate rub down and I was willing to settle for whatever extras I could get. Didn't want to go far so I opted for Silk off of Washington Blvd in Jessup. They got GPS bad there but they often give decent massages. The goal was to get my lower back in tact. Take the drive and pull up about 8 pm. Unfortunately some douche was hanging in the parking lot smoking a cigarette. I wasn't about to play the odds over that so I kept on driving and left Silk in my rear view mirror. I remembered all the noise being made about Cookie at AA and I didn't plan on seeing her given her popularity but I figured the line up had to be decent. So off I went to AA and took the 20 minute drive to college park.

I had a little trouble finding the place as it is behind an adult novelty store in a back parking lot. The GPS tells you to you turn at the light but the light says no left turn. So after maneuvering around and thinking I could reach it from a back street (I couldn't) I finally made it. The lot isn't well lit and all the businesses on the back side are blacked out. AA is the first unit in the back. You can walk inside the vestibule and then you ring a bell.

On first sight it's not super impressive. Actually it's a little suggestive. The art work puts sex in the air so there is no question what patrons who enter are there for. MMS opens the door, and looks like she has escaped death. Voice is deep and scratchy but there's a good chance she was in the life before her looks faded and her vocal chords succumbed to the nicotine. Anyway, she was nice enough. She asks you how much time and escorts you to the room but doesn't collect anything. Asks me if I've been there before and I give her the "yeah, 5 or 6 months ago" speech even though I've never been to this location. She accepts my lie and leaves out.

I strip down and grab a towel off the shelf. They have some kind of "best of the 80's" radio station playing. Not a bad choice, but also not really all that relaxing. After about 5 minutes provider comes in. About 5'5 or so with the shoes on. Thin. Long hair with dark blonde highlights. Pretty face and skin is a nice light caramel color. She collects house fee (.70 for an hour. 60 for half hour). Opted for the hour but literally just hopped out the shower so passed on the TS. I honestly wanted some good work on my back before any action took place.

So I explain to her I need work on my back. I notice there are some language barrier issues but just be patient and it all comes together. She tells me she wasn't a "professional. " I got confused as to if she thought I was asking for some booty and she wasn't a working girl or if she couldn't give me a deep back massage because she wasn't a masseuse. We had a bit of an awkward moment but I just said it's ok. She said she would be back. In my mind I'm thinking she went to get someone else and I blew it. But she comes back with a hot towel and fixes it on my back. I find out that she can't walk in my back for some reason but she would try another way to massage it. So the hot towel was nice but the massage didn't hit. She did the best she could but she honestly has no idea how to massage. She didn't really talk much so to break the silence I asked her name—she replied "Cookie." My whole mindset changed seeing as she had so many reviews on here so I wanted to see if she would live up to the hype.

I also have a lot of muscle so after 5 minutes of goofing around on my back she asked me if she could get a massage gun; she said I had too much muscle and she was working too hard. What the hell—why not? So she spends the next 30 minutes chiseling away at the twisted metal that is my back. To be honest, it actually felt kinda good. But it also kinda stunk that I had the great Cookie and the best I could get was a massage with a $90 massage gun (she told me the price several times).

So she says "let me ask you a question—what else would you like tonight?" Then she names a couple of options. I didn't hear "everything" on there so I acted like I couldn't hear her and asked her to repeat. Second time she said "everything" and that was my selection—no discussion of price. She has me lay on my back, runs out to grab her "things" and comes back in about 5 minutes. She then says so how much do you want to give me? I ask her what's the going rate for my menu selection and she says 1. 5-1. 6. Fair, so I opt for the 1. 6 to ensure max performance since the massage was very "I could have done that myself. " Handed over the funds and everything improved from there.

She did the alcohol wipe. Laid it on Johnson and cleaned my hands. Then the dress came off. So let me just say, the reviews say she is mid 30's—not likely. Probably somewhere in her 40's at best but has had some facial work done and / or is a wiz with the make up. Her mannerisms and demeanor suggest she's older than she looks, but she is still very attractive and will feed the fantasy of a younger provider. Chest is fantastic. Probably Bs with nice erasers. Whole body is an even caramel color and her skin is smooth. She's thin, no tummy to speak of. However I'm still on the search for the "plump at the bottom" Asian provider and she's not it. Her legs are nice but slim. She has a tiny butt. It fits her build, so it's not a surprise. She actually joked that she wanted some of the muscle from my butt for hers, which was a nice laugh for us.

She started with caressing me. Kissed my hips, ran Johnson through her breasts. Sucked my nipples—which was impressive because I'm a hairy SOB. I caressed her the whole time. I started running my finger through her crack and she didn't mind. Cracked another "my small butt" joke. Then came the show! She started in with the BJ, where she somehow slips the cover on during the deed and I didn't feel it. I actually thought I was getting a BBBJ because it was absolutely amazing. I slid a finger into her craw and started wishing I had just gotten the BJ as it was more than enough. She kept it sloppy and got into it, moaning loudly. I kept fingering and she whips her hips around and puts it in my face. I don't eat random tuna but I did give her thighs a good kissing and it was enough to get her wet. She swung back around and looked me in the eyes while she took Johnson as deep down her throat as she could. No. Hands. She put one hand on both sides of me and turned the vacuum on high as she bobbed up and down, never touching it with anything but her mouth. My mind had been holding out blowing the load because I wanted to save it for the main event but my will power was weakening. Finally she said let me know when you are ready.

Main event was good. She hopped up on the table and squatted down on me. I was skeptical that I would fit as she has a small vag but it slid in, nice and slow. After a couple slow pumps she went to town. I told her to look me in the eyes and fuck me and that's exactly what she did. She pumped like her life depended on it. Then she went CG and rode me until I shot enough juice to double thr population of Montana. After I blew she just laid on me for a while, Johnson still inside the kitty, and the pump still filling the bag for a good 2-3 minutes. One of the best O's I've had in a while. I masssged her back while she laid on top of me, Johnson squeezing out the last little bit of its offering, which was still inside the kitty. She started morning and squirming and I thought she was about to start a second round. Just laying there with me still inside while she moaned from the massage was definitely icing on the cake.

To end, she cleans you off, hands and all, and dresses you. Brought me back a canned ginger ale. Walked me to the front MMS takes me by the arm and escorts me out while she disappeared in the back.

Overall:

Massage: C- (felt ok and did the trick so it's a passing grade, nothing special and her saying she wasn't a professional didn't help. But the massage gun hurt her).

Looks: B+ (she's not as young as people have said on here but feeds the fantasy well, very attractive and in the low light hard to tell unless you know what to look for).

Body: B- (would have been an A if she had bigger thighs and a butt of any kind. Even caramel skin tone including nips was a huge turn on despite lack of cheek and thigh meat).

BJ: A+ (she damn near sucked the jimmy off! It was enthusiastic and if all you want is a CBJ, this will more than suffice; it's worth it).

Main event: A- (I'm kinda big and it was about 8:30 on a Saturday night. I can't blame her for milking me as soon as she could, and the ending added bonus points).

Location: B- (it is clean but inside needs some work. Vestibule smells like cabbage and interior is very sexually suggestive for an AMP; they don't try to hide it there so it's a little off-putting).

Plan on repeating the location even if I can't make it back before Cookie leaves. She might get high mileage based on her reputation, looks and skills, so I may hold off because knowing that too many people going to one provider starts to kill it for me. But even for the end of a Saturday night, this was top notch.

[Nyyfan]

At least it was Sha Sha from Anna's text message. I also really enjoyed ShaSha. As described, but those Cs are not natural, but well done. She doesn't have a tight / fitness body, but she's definitely not fat. She has some curves. I really liked the overall package.

I agree, her name is Sha Sha, and she was fantastic. Very nice and easy-going personality. IMO, both Chanel and Sha Sha are fantastic. I will see which new girl is there next week. Good luck and take care.

[Snake93]

Had heard that a younger provider is working at AA so called them Sunday afternoon to set up a visit with Tiffany for 11:00 am, but she was already booked so opted for Cookie who is in her early to mid 30's with a nice body. Traffic down to the spa was reasonably good, made a pit stop at the gas station and then arrived on time. Was greeted inside by MMS and Cookie came into the room shortly. She was wearing a tight dress and her jiggling tits & tight body caught my eyes. This was my first visit with her and she greeted me with LFK and a hug. I gave her the house fee HF and asked for a table shower, she said to take off clothes and gave me a big towel to wrap my body. Careful cleaning (even between toes), mixing in some massage moves, good teasing especially after turning over, all very relaxing and energizing. I sat up for rinse off, then stepped out for towel down, then back to the room where I assumed the position while Cookie stayed to tidy the TS room. I laid out my tip + BYOC on the top of the table. She returned and delivered a very relaxing oiled massage, up on the table with me for part of it. I was able to caress her lower legs and occasionally snuck a hand up to thigh level. She had me flip and immediately we started a long DFK as I cupped her round butt cheek in one hand and held her waist with the other. She then pulled off the dress then Cookie started right in with an enthusiastic head session (excellent skills!) which I watched directly and on the huge wall mirror to the right. She would soon have suck-seeded but I didn't want to peak too early so I asked her for licky licky. I positioned her skewed transverse on the table, licked my way down her left thigh and savored her youthful yinpath. I focused on the bean hoodie as she writhed and moaned while I reached up for the mammaries that were more than a handful (and I have large hands), and made a thorough brunch meal of her. Good 5-10 min of DATY, then helped her up, I sat up for some DFK, she fluffed me up with more BBBJ, then slipped on the cover, more fluffing, then I helped her onto the table for a half / table-top / standing mish with intermittent DFK;.

Extremely happy humping, gradually switched to standing mish, then segued to doggy and I rammed it home in a breeding frenzy. I couldn't pull out right away but wanted to just stand there and gently bump against the bottom of that exquisitely sensuous young woman. She did an initial clean-up, then came back to continue with a hot towel. It was our time, so I got up and started getting dressed while she tidied up, another LFK session, then she walked me down the hall to the door, snagging me a bottle of water along the way, and she bid me goodbye and to come see her again soon, and it was back to the real world.

How much did you tip her? Is two pops an option?