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  1. #1517

    She's crazy

    Quote Originally Posted by GmTwoSmoke94  [View Original Post]
    Went to best Asian massage yesterday in Hope's to get a good massage cause works been hectic and needed a good rub. I get there and it's a 30 min to a hour wait so I wait come back and its another hour wait so I decided to leave and go to maple worst decision I get there and this lazy b* is sleeping on the couch she gets up and right away I knew this was going to be a bad experience I continue I go for 30 min and shower get back in the room and she starts just rubbing me no massaging what so ever and after 10 min she wants me to flip already I tell her no she continues to just rub me with the most horrible technique after awhile she leaves then comes back I decided I'm ready for the flip she tells me no massagie over LOL give me money LOL I wanted to sock her right in the face.

    I give here 20 coins get dressed and leave idk who lazy ugly b* is or here name but I'm good on going back there for awhile. After I leave there I call and back to best asian massage in belleview koko answers the phone and says it's about a 10 15 min wait when I get there sunny is free witch is who I planned on seeing In the first place she drives me crazy when she blows in my hole great massage and great shower super happy ending literally the best Asian massage around if you ask me I plan on going back soon to see koko this time she has to be the sexiest Asian lady I've seen so far very nice shape if you like butts. That 's all for now.
    I think we had the same Lady. Her name is Wendy I think. 1 night after work, I got her. We started off on the wrong foot cause I gave her a 50 and a 20, for a 60 dollar massage after she came hugging me. She comes back and was trying to proceed with the massage. I asked her where's my 10. She pretends to not understand but realized I'm wasn't going for that shit. Then she pulled a 10 out of her pocket with a sort of attitude like, okay okay. WTF? She massaged me for a little while singing in Chinese, which wasn't bad. I negotiated a CBJ. She left and got some saran wrap. I pull out a condom instead. As I was putting it on she angrily insists on putting it on me and the way she was doing it was crazy. Rather than roll it down on me, she put her fingers inside the condom and was stretching it to put over my meat, like a parent stretching a shirt to put over their kids head. WTF, I'm like it doesn't go on that way. She tossed it to the floor with an attitude. I grab another one. Somehow the condom gets on after she stretches it over my meat. She starts the CBJ. I tried to give direction cause she had amateur skills. Then she said she will finish with HJ. She did so and I did not pay for the CBJ. Standard 40. I am looking foward to management replacing her.

  2. #1516

    Yesterday

    Went to best Asian massage yesterday in Hope's to get a good massage cause works been hectic and needed a good rub. I get there and it's a 30 min to a hour wait so I wait come back and its another hour wait so I decided to leave and go to maple worst decision I get there and this lazy b* is sleeping on the couch she gets up and right away I knew this was going to be a bad experience I continue I go for 30 min and shower get back in the room and she starts just rubbing me no massaging what so ever and after 10 min she wants me to flip already I tell her no she continues to just rub me with the most horrible technique after awhile she leaves then comes back I decided I'm ready for the flip she tells me no massagie over LOL give me money LOL I wanted to sock her right in the face.

    I give here 20 coins get dressed and leave idk who lazy ugly b* is or here name but I'm good on going back there for awhile. After I leave there I call and back to best asian massage in belleview koko answers the phone and says it's about a 10 15 min wait when I get there sunny is free witch is who I planned on seeing In the first place she drives me crazy when she blows in my hole great massage and great shower super happy ending literally the best Asian massage around if you ask me I plan on going back soon to see koko this time she has to be the sexiest Asian lady I've seen so far very nice shape if you like butts. That 's all for now.

  3. #1515

    Gainesville

    Anyone recently visit any of the AMP's In Gainesville. Need relief from stressful week. A.

  4. #1514

    Same old

    Went to Chi / Bamboo last week. Really good massage for an hour. Still no extras but the massage is always good. Left there and went to Maple, decent massage for an hour on the flip. 8 tip for a CBJ.

  5. #1513

    And.

    Quote Originally Posted by LuvPlaying  [View Original Post]
    Somehow I have a real problem paying 225 hr (her quoted price) for a handi.
    I texted her for info, she provided it. But wanted me to CALL (she put in CAPS) and I sensed some attitude in the messages.

  6. #1512
    Quote Originally Posted by Dragon88  [View Original Post]
    Nice tits to bad she doesn't do BBBJ with Russian breast relief.
    Somehow I have a real problem paying 225 hr (her quoted price) for a handi.

  7. #1511

    Mature too bad she doesn't do BBBJ

    Quote Originally Posted by ToyTundra2006  [View Original Post]
    She seems to be advertising a lot on sister sight. Any insight.

    Thanks.

    http://usaadultclassifieds.nl/classi...1693&cityid=98
    Nice tits to bad she doesn't do BBBJ with Russian breast relief.

  8. #1510

    Playful Cougar

    Noted.

    Thanks my brother.

    Quote Originally Posted by Davg421  [View Original Post]
    I saw her once a couple of years ago. I don't think the pics of her because she is a lot bigger in person. She is nice enough and the massage was pretty good, but you won't get anything more then a HJ. Don't think I will repeat. If I remember right I think I paid a buck twenty for the hour.

  9. #1509

    Cougar

    Quote Originally Posted by ToyTundra2006  [View Original Post]
    She seems to be advertising a lot on sister sight. Any insight.

    Thanks.

    http://usaadultclassifieds.nl/classi...1693&cityid=98
    I saw her once a couple of years ago. I don't think the pics of her because she is a lot bigger in person. She is nice enough and the massage was pretty good, but you won't get anything more then a HJ. Don't think I will repeat. If I remember right I think I paid a buck twenty for the hour.

  10. #1508

    Playful Cougar

    She seems to be advertising a lot on sister sight. Any insight.

    Thanks.

    http://usaadultclassifieds.nl/classi...1693&cityid=98

  11. #1507

    Wildwood

    Quote Originally Posted by WoodMaker  [View Original Post]
    I tried Lakeview a couple days ago, too. I agree about the waste of time. Tried to take a 1 hour nap. No massage, just 30 minutes of light finger tips right from the start. On the flip, again, very mechanical light teasing. Managed to get her down to her panties but it was a struggle. Once there, she didn't waste any time to get the job done. Blew my load with 15 minutes to go but she started getting dressed so I figured that was all. 45 minutes. Gave her. 4 Mario's and left. Probably won't return any time soon. Think I'll give Wellness 1 in Wildwood another shot next.
    The mamasan is the best and immediately makes you feel welcome. She was once a AMP girl. I would bet its her place and the girls all bring her the money eventually. Beautiful Japanese woman back in the day. Smoking hot 12 years ago.

    I had fun there but they only provide 2/3 of all services. Girls are 45 and up Korean. I went a half dozen times before I went from HJ to BJ. This place is a favorite for long distance truckers staying nearby. Maybe just rest, get a real massage, and have an older Korean give you an expert crank. Great massage but so so looks. Classic Korean spa.

    Mamasan will never ever let you do anything more than a quick handy. DIY? She is like how Katie was at the very end. Been there done that. No way. Give it a shot. I live about 15 minutes from there.

  12. #1506
    Quote Originally Posted by LuvPlaying  [View Original Post]
    Drove up to Lakeview to try again. Total waste of time. Had texted about coming in, get there and no one is there. Lights out. Close totally if your not going to be available.

    As far as Pings, I agree. Glory days of Katie are loooooong gone.

    Went to Best after Lakeview dreamt with "Sunnie" (spelling?) very mechanical, limited touching actually very limited. I had asked for Candy told she was on vaca. Standard 80 house and 4 as I left.
    I tried Lakeview a couple days ago, too. I agree about the waste of time. Tried to take a 1 hour nap. No massage, just 30 minutes of light finger tips right from the start. On the flip, again, very mechanical light teasing. Managed to get her down to her panties but it was a struggle. Once there, she didn't waste any time to get the job done. Blew my load with 15 minutes to go but she started getting dressed so I figured that was all. 45 minutes. Gave her. 4 Mario's and left. Probably won't return any time soon. Think I'll give Wellness 1 in Wildwood another shot next.

  13. #1505

    Lakeview

    Drove up to Lakeview to try again. Total waste of time. Had texted about coming in, get there and no one is there. Lights out. Close totally if your not going to be available.

    As far as Pings, I agree. Glory days of Katie are loooooong gone.

    Went to Best after Lakeview dreamt with "Sunnie" (spelling?) very mechanical, limited touching actually very limited. I had asked for Candy told she was on vaca. Standard 80 house and 4 as I left.

  14. #1504

    Ping's

    Quote Originally Posted by Live469  [View Original Post]
    Stopped by last week, hoping for Hannah, drew Yuki as Hannah was busy. I should have left, but she didn't look bad so the little guy asked for an hour. Into the room #3 and began to dream. 30 minutes of a not bad massage, then the light teasing began. It ended very quickly. Asked me to flip, then asked what did I want. No touching by Yuki, just standing there waiting for me to answer. I didn't get my name for nothing, so I pantomimed to let her know what I was hoping for and she asked "how much?" Made me negotiate, then insisted on payment up front. By now I have almost lost all interest and should have said never mind, but the little guy still had a little hope that this would turn out all right. Gave her the amount she wanted, then she started going over the rulesno fiv, kissing her pussy only in front (not in back! You understand? No pull on nipples can only squeeze boobs, yada yada yada. Again I almost said never mind. She washed my hands then laid back and my head went between her legs. No smell whatsoever, no taste whatsoever, and no reaction whatsoever. I kept working it for 15 min, she just stared at the ceiling and then said ok, that was good, now your turn. Little guy was lost at this point. I laid back and Yuki went to work, 13 minutes of wasted energy as he never regained interest. She said you better hurry up, only two minutes left, in reply I finally said never mind.

    Worst time ever at Ping's, total damage was $$, it will be a LONG time before I ever go back.

    Live 4 69.
    The glory days of Katie and the best talent from NYC are long gone. Dude you can't live in the past. Forget Ping's and lets find the new hot spot. Don't think its Maple based on so so reports. I'll post if I run across something better.

  15. #1503
    Quote Originally Posted by Shaft22  [View Original Post]
    No, but she has massaged me before. Her massage isn't the worst, but there's nothing special about it either. Both nights she gave me the BBBJ, I had a long day at work and was just in the mood to lose myself in a lengthy BJ, so I let her get right to it. I must warn you guys though. I been to Maple again recently and she wasnt there. I got a massage from a different lady and during the HJ I negotiated 60 to shoot my load on her tits. I was going to tip 40. I should've stuck with that. At first I laid on my back during the HJ which was fine. Then after she agreed to have me paint her titties, I sat up and she got low, for me to have a good angle. This is where it got bad. She started moaning and whispering things to make me cum faster but she was making my meat soft because her breath was horrible. I didn't know what to do. I figured she already exposed the tits so she will want the tip anyway, so as she continued I was turning my head left right, started looking up at the ceiling. Jeez. I dealt with providers with bad breath before but my goodness. Now I prefer BBBJs but if I was to get a BJ from her I would be the first out of the two of us recommending the CBJ. So as she continued, I finally told her shhhhh, as she continued to moan. I told her that I like it quiet, as an excuse for her to keep her mouth closed. I then had to use a lot of concentration as the scent of her breath still lingered in the air, to put a not so stellar shot on her tits. Won't repeat. It doesn't end there though. I get home, chillin, and there's that scent again that she was blowing on me. Still strong. Somehow it stuck to me, on my mustache or something. I got in the shower right away, then I didn't smell it anymore. Waste of a buck 20. Guess we all have great, good, and bad visits.
    That is hilarious. Could have been something she was eating before the massage. Well at least you got a good story out of it.

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