Massage Parlor Reports

**BiggDogg70** · Yesterday 14:38

Originally Posted by RodStewart [View Original Post]

The local industry has been skewing this direction for 20 years now. Long gone is the era when I could go to the MP (Not AMP) in NFM across from WalMart (next to Littlw Ceasars) and get a massage from a gorgeous 28 yo local who would ask me on the flip where to place that donut-shaped magnet to indicate where I needed more "therapy", and before I could say "ummm." she had her tit in my mouth. Or the place across from Edison where I sent my buddy who just got divorced with a sealed envelope with a couple hundys, and he walked in at 10 pm and the 20 year old blond turned off the front light, locked the door, and asked him "how hard are you going to fuck me?" (I was in the car and watched her turn off the light as soon as she closed the door).

The Bee places were reckless and cocky; I stayed TF away because anybody with any sense knew they were going to get jacked by LEO. I remember when Uber first arrived in SWFLORIDA, I asked a port authority officer (before Uber was legal at the airport) if I would get in trouble for calling an Uber. He looked around to make sure nobody could hear us and told me "we don't give a shit about Uber, just be discreet and don't give us a reason to look at you, you do you. "

This hobby is the same. If LEO wanted to shut all these places down, they could do it. But they have better things to do than pinch some old horny guys and some Chinese nationals for misdemeanor shit like this. The AMPs that have been around for a while (you know the ones) pay their taxes and business licenses, pay their rent, spray alcohol all over the place and strap those industrial strength condoms on everything, keeping everyone safe, happy, and stress-free. The Bees flaunted their service and drew attention; LEO had no choice but to act.

Keep reporting here to keep responsible mongers safe. I want to know where the SAFE, DISCREET places are. Keeps everyone safe and the money flowing. As for the quality of talent. Yeah, it's been kinda rough. But if we're honest with our reviews, you can find what you're looking for. I'm going to check in with my favorite therapist in the next couple days, make sure she's still the best in the area IMHO, and tell y'all about it here. Deuces, y'all.

LEO action comes and goes like the seasons. Common sense needs to prevail.

**RodStewart** · 03-25-25 12:15

Originally Posted by BiffButthead [View Original Post]

I have visited, and walked out of, every shop in Charlotte County and most shops in Lee County. It seems the talent has moved out and their moms are covering for them.

Seriously. Every place has a provider north of 50, or is thick, or both. It seems if they have an appealing body they have a weathered face to protect it.

What happened to the days of the petite pretty provider? If they aren't too old they are too thick. Like. Some are just plain pudgy. Thick can be OK and relatable, but ALL thick all the time?

Whomever is in quality control needs to get on it. Maybe these places should install treadmills in the back, but I don't think it would help because alot are just big boned..

The local industry has been skewing this direction for 20 years now. Long gone is the era when I could go to the MP (Not AMP) in NFM across from WalMart (next to Littlw Ceasars) and get a massage from a gorgeous 28 yo local who would ask me on the flip where to place that donut-shaped magnet to indicate where I needed more "therapy", and before I could say "ummm." she had her tit in my mouth. Or the place across from Edison where I sent my buddy who just got divorced with a sealed envelope with a couple hundys, and he walked in at 10 pm and the 20 year old blond turned off the front light, locked the door, and asked him "how hard are you going to fuck me?" (I was in the car and watched her turn off the light as soon as she closed the door).

The Bee places were reckless and cocky; I stayed TF away because anybody with any sense knew they were going to get jacked by LEO. I remember when Uber first arrived in SWFLORIDA, I asked a port authority officer (before Uber was legal at the airport) if I would get in trouble for calling an Uber. He looked around to make sure nobody could hear us and told me "we don't give a shit about Uber, just be discreet and don't give us a reason to look at you, you do you. "

This hobby is the same. If LEO wanted to shut all these places down, they could do it. But they have better things to do than pinch some old horny guys and some Chinese nationals for misdemeanor shit like this. The AMPs that have been around for a while (you know the ones) pay their taxes and business licenses, pay their rent, spray alcohol all over the place and strap those industrial strength condoms on everything, keeping everyone safe, happy, and stress-free. The Bees flaunted their service and drew attention; LEO had no choice but to act.

Keep reporting here to keep responsible mongers safe. I want to know where the SAFE, DISCREET places are. Keeps everyone safe and the money flowing. As for the quality of talent. Yeah, it's been kinda rough. But if we're honest with our reviews, you can find what you're looking for. I'm going to check in with my favorite therapist in the next couple days, make sure she's still the best in the area IMHO, and tell y'all about it here. Deuces, y'all.

**BigMack197** · 03-21-25 07:45

Originally Posted by LowHangers55 [View Original Post]

Was told appt only not walk ins but for those looking for sum1 a select few favorite honey babes are available for previous clients if you text the line listed. (good news) Also, I learned that the knockout Kelly is still visiting fort myers area I found her ad for incall. I will DM you the link details. Trying to speak lighter on the public feed. Lmk if you see her or Angie.

TIA.

-LH.

It's confirmed that fine a** Kelly is available with an appointment today. For those that don't have her cell -the appointment text line number on the B's website site seems to be setin appointments via text. TGIF BOYS.

**BingoBan06** · 03-20-25 07:39

Originally Posted by MrBoyBear [View Original Post]

Gents, Been looking for the perfect experience while working on my tan. Decided to try Oriental / Jade Spa (not sure which is current name) just south of Pine Island Road set back off Del Prado. Called from parking lot but went right to answering machine. Not a good sign. Waited a couple minutes and saw monger exiting. Walked in & greeted by friendly Asian spinner. Sign up sheet on front counter. Opted for an hour and then got comfortable. At least 2 more providers were available. All peeked in to give me a warm hello. Massage was only average but she stayed engaged & asked several times if it was good. I lied. Fourty-five minutes in she got more creative and I enjoyed my stay. Strongly encouraged to return there was a promise of more time to unwind. Think I will. PM if you want more. Mr Boybear.

Hi there. I sent you a PM, could you please check.

Thanks.

**LowHangers55** · 03-16-25 16:43

Originally Posted by PolyKingXl305 [View Original Post]

I am also guilty of writing reviews of some ladies in the area but now that my favorite people have disappeared I'm regretting not being more discreet online here. The bee was on here often and now the locations have been closed for several weeks I think. Now that it's not open and available I'm missing my ATF blond beauty Kelly. Would anyone have any info on where might she be working? (DM please).

Was told appt only not walk ins but for those looking for sum1 a select few favorite honey babes are available for previous clients if you text the line listed. (good news) Also, I learned that the knockout Kelly is still visiting fort myers area I found her ad for incall. I will DM you the link details. Trying to speak lighter on the public feed. Lmk if you see her or Angie.

TIA.

-LH.

**RickJohn** · 03-16-25 11:18

Originally Posted by RiGuy1 [View Original Post]

Is that in Englewood? Not sure what L3 means. Sorry but I'm not from the area. Thanks.

Yes, in Englewood, L3 means all services available.

**LowHangers55** · 03-16-25 02:09

Originally Posted by PolyKingXl305 [View Original Post]

I am also guilty of writing reviews of some ladies in the area but now that my favorite people have disappeared I'm regretting not being more discreet online here. The bee was on here often and now the locations have been closed for several weeks I think. Now that it's not open and available I'm missing my ATF blond beauty Kelly. Would anyone have any info on where might she be working? (DM please).

The honey locations have been closed and the site was dark. I just checked and although it's taken down a lot it says certain people are coming in but for appointments only. I have visited Showstopper Kelly many times and I used to be able to get ahold of her on her number but I hadn't gotten a response. I really hope she is taking appointments. I will try the store number tomorrow and update. If she's left the biz she will be missed for sure.

**PolyKingXl305** · 03-14-25 10:38

Originally Posted by RentingLove [View Original Post]

To them no news is good news good or bad because it all brings attention.

I'm guilty of given reports myself, but I won't give out addresses. I probably should just shut up.

I am also guilty of writing reviews of some ladies in the area but now that my favorite people have disappeared I'm regretting not being more discreet online here. The bee was on here often and now the locations have been closed for several weeks I think. Now that it's not open and available I'm missing my ATF blond beauty Kelly. Would anyone have any info on where might she be working? (DM please).

**RiGuy1** · 03-13-25 08:12

Is that in Englewood? Not sure what L3 means. Sorry but I'm not from the area. Thanks.

Originally Posted by RickJohn [View Original Post]

There is one just north of babes hardware L3.

**RickJohn** · 03-13-25 00:54

Originally Posted by RiGuy1 [View Original Post]

I'm visiting the area and have a few days free to have some fun. Can anyone recommend an AMP that is somewhat close to Englewood. Feel free to PM me with any information if you would rather not post here.

Thanks in advance.

There is one just north of babes hardware L3.

**RiGuy1** · 03-12-25 19:15

I'm visiting the area and have a few days free to have some fun. Can anyone recommend an AMP that is somewhat close to Englewood. Feel free to PM me with any information if you would rather not post here.

Thanks in advance.

**RentingLove** · 03-12-25 16:41

Originally Posted by MrBoyBear [View Original Post]

Gents, Been looking for the perfect experience while working on my tan. Decided to try Oriental / Jade Spa (not sure which is current name) just south of Pine Island Road set back off Del Prado. Called from parking lot but went right to answering machine. Not a good sign. Waited a couple minutes and saw monger exiting. Walked in & greeted by friendly Asian spinner. Sign up sheet on front counter. Opted for an hour and then got comfortable. At least 2 more providers were available. All peeked in to give me a warm hello. Massage was only average but she stayed engaged & asked several times if it was good. I lied. Fourty-five minutes in she got more creative and I enjoyed my stay. Strongly encouraged to return there was a promise of more time to unwind. Think I will. PM if you want more. Mr Boybear.

If it is by a gaming place in a veterinary clinic my girlfriend and I go there semi regularly. Some massages are better than others, but decent people and very friendly.

**Mr BoyBear** · 03-12-25 10:54

Gents, Been looking for the perfect experience while working on my tan. Decided to try Oriental / Jade Spa (not sure which is current name) just south of Pine Island Road set back off Del Prado. Called from parking lot but went right to answering machine. Not a good sign. Waited a couple minutes and saw monger exiting. Walked in & greeted by friendly Asian spinner. Sign up sheet on front counter. Opted for an hour and then got comfortable. At least 2 more providers were available. All peeked in to give me a warm hello. Massage was only average but she stayed engaged & asked several times if it was good. I lied. Fourty-five minutes in she got more creative and I enjoyed my stay. Strongly encouraged to return there was a promise of more time to unwind. Think I will. PM if you want more. Mr Boybear.

**MoonView** · 03-11-25 21:21

Originally Posted by Almond812 [View Original Post]

There are some options up in the bonita area between the Luxury car dealerships and the Bonita Mel's Diner. Some people go as far a Ylan. I tend to stick around the Mel's area & MMA gym.

Thank you but Be careful they are moving North from what I read.

**Almond812** · 03-11-25 19:20

Originally Posted by MoonView [View Original Post]

Asian spas are now pretty much closed down. Anyone want to share what is available with any leftover contact information? I had a few but they seemed to have left or are scared to pickup.

There are some options up in the bonita area between the Luxury car dealerships and the Bonita Mel's Diner. Some people go as far a Ylan. I tend to stick around the Mel's area & MMA gym.