Ft. Lauderdale - Escort Reports

[Nekroz0218]

It's a shit show. Onlyfans is part of the problem, the sugar baby lifestyle also makes it problematic. Women here expect to be wined and dined and expect you to jump through hoops just to get their attention. They aren't going to put up ads even though their pussy is for sale. They don't want to make it easy. They expect you to go above and beyond for them just for some pussy. It's madness. This city is broken.
Few years ago talked to a dude on Reddit that said he went to a party and met a Brazilian chick. He struck up a convo and at one point offered her money for sex. And she accepted. She then introduced him to some of her friends that all sell pussy. There's a whole jungle of women willing to sell but none of them post ads. It's a word of mouth shit.

When will things change? Christ. Went on date. Rude, bad manners, smelly room. Jesus. I went to Colombia for a month and this place a dump in comparison. The quality was high, price low, attitudes amiable. I've never been driven to anger is Colombia scene, I am constantly in a state of anger with these women's attitudes. Why are you so difficult, I'm trying to be polite but you want to be a *****. And with culture of donating upfront, we end up in a situation where you have a complete loss of control. She can run her month, be rude, and there is nothing you can do. Fuck my life how did it come to this!?

[DrWho]

Bro is it the same guy? Like he send me the exact same message when this foo was trying to pull out 3 k out of me for the same fucking reason. Had a great time trolling this mf tho LOL like playing some Mexican music every time he bombs my burner with calls and behaving like a retard.

Now I found out that every time I tried to contact this "Deyna" girl next day this mf was popping out.

https://adultsearch.com/us/florida/b...scorts/3562194

What I do know is that he is pitiful as a shakedown artist. I have only contacted 2 women in months and dated both, no agency girls. And how TF would he lose clients due to someone talkin up his stable? And the name and address that he sent is three counties away from me. He is also texting my Google voice # so no way he can trace it. He changed his # and sent me another threat to send his boys over. I invited him to come by and I would introduce him to my two friends Heckler and Koch. And if he liked them I would let bertha say hi.

I am not interested in playing these stupid moron games so I deleted my Google voice #.

[ReallyNone]

Bro is it the same guy? Like he send me the exact same message when this foo was trying to pull out 3 k out of me for the same fucking reason. Had a great time trolling this mf tho LOL like playing some Mexican music every time he bombs my burner with calls and behaving like a retard.

Now I found out that every time I tried to contact this "Deyna" girl next day this mf was popping out.

https://adultsearch.com/us/florida/b...scorts/3562194

AS is notorious for that. Happened to me every time I txt a girl. Don't matter if I see her or not just the fact to tx / call is triggering this harassment.

I dropped AS longtime ago mainly because of that and also because most of the pics are fake and also because "no speak ingles".

[Ronny Shoe]

I agree, moved here 4 months ago, and slim pickings. I thought coming to a big city, meant I'll some great options. But unfortunately, I don't really dabble in the hobby since I got here. Its hard to find anyone reliable or is asking too much for a date. I read the forums every so often, hoping to see if anyone else has had luck.

Please DM if you have anyone willing to share.

It's a shit show. Onlyfans is part of the problem, the sugar baby lifestyle also makes it problematic. Women here expect to be wined and dined and expect you to jump through hoops just to get their attention. They aren't going to put up ads even though their pussy is for sale. They don't want to make it easy. They expect you to go above and beyond for them just for some pussy. It's madness. This city is broken.
Few years ago talked to a dude on Reddit that said he went to a party and met a Brazilian chick. He struck up a convo and at one point offered her money for sex. And she accepted. She then introduced him to some of her friends that all sell pussy. There's a whole jungle of women willing to sell but none of them post ads. It's a word of mouth shit.

[DrWho]

Then the whole time her pimp would not stop blowing up her phone. She kept stopping to respond to him.

This was the same with me, and mainly what made me suspicious of a pimp.

Overall she delivered fine, but nothing to write home about. I would definitely recommend her for a QV or HHR.

I will say though that the view with her in doggie was hot as hell and if Greek was more reasonable I would have jumped on it.

I have always been intrigued about a GH but never found one that I could trust the info. Many years ago I was in Tampa around Dale Mabry Hwy and in a kinda strip house with a stage and rooms in the back. A few had GHs but I ended up playing FS with a dancer instead. Now at my age it takes a while to get off so I would probably frustrate the gal on the other side. LOL

[Takiest]

Received the below on my Google#. I almost spit my coffee out laughing! Port Saint Lucie is vert far from Broward.

Bro is it the same guy? Like he send me the exact same message when this foo was trying to pull out 3 k out of me for the same fucking reason. Had a great time trolling this mf tho LOL like playing some Mexican music every time he bombs my burner with calls and behaving like a retard.

Now I found out that every time I tried to contact this "Deyna" girl next day this mf was popping out.

https://adultsearch.com/us/florida/b...scorts/3562194

[UGB12]

Saw Miss Sunday last week. She is small and cute like her pics.

A little strange finding her, her apartment is attached to a garage. When I got there a few guys were working in the garage with the door open so I passed by wondering if I should be concerned or maybe had the wrong place. Called her and she said that it was OK and it has her place so turned around and parked. She opened the door (I guess to show that it was her) and greeted me. Her place is a single room efficiency.

Took care of the donation and she took off my shoes and slid them into some massage thing which felt OK, but I was there for fun so after a few minutes asked if we could get comfortable. We undressed and laid on the bed, but she kept her panties on. She is pretty much business so not GFE. She finally grabbed junior and I asked about DTY, upcharge so nope. This was a turn-off since previous contact lead be to believe that 1 hour was all inclusive except for Greek. Asked for CTS and she took off her panties and jumped on, this was nice. She has a couch and since I heard the bed creaking I asked to move there. I bent her over the couch doggie and FF her which was nice, she has an amazing ass. She has me sit and started a BBBJ which was very good and deep. This was feeling good so I sat back and just enjoyed. She is very skilled at BBBJ. I put my hands on her head and slowly started to control which received no resistance so took control for a FF. Now I am not that big so YMMV. I was getting close and she began moaning and I popped in deep. I am a one pop guy so we never got to FS.

If I see her again it will probably be for a HR FF.

https://callescort.org/561-571-0719

Saw her a few times early last year. She let me pick me her up and bring back to my place. She was really agreeable and had a very open menu. She let me fuck her face and choke her till she nearly passed out.

Went ghost for awhile then came back with all these restrictions so I haven't seen her since.

[BigDik954]

Funny, my spidey senses hinted at a pimp / handler but I didn't want to post it in case I was wrong.

I had her once a few years ago for a cardate and it was great then lost contact with her. Finally she came back to the scene a went to try her again when she was off state rd 84 and what a mistake. I wanted a hhr but she kept insisting on a qv. Then the whole time her pimp would not stop blowing up her phone. She kept stopping to respond to him. Then she started clock watching. I didn't even get to finish before she said times up. I was like WTF I almost clocked her ass but instead I just got dressed and left. What's the point. These 304's down here just aren't worth the headache anymore. I have drastically slowed down on hobbling cause nobody is worth the time or bread or headache. But I will say I just visited a gh up and palm beach and a providers apartment in a nice area and maaaan the best head I've gotten in a while. I busted in 10 min. Fast I've busted in a long time. She was worth it for sure and I will def double back next time I'm in palm beach. And before anyone says something dumb when I walked into the room I could see her body through the hole and damn she had a banging body and she was an ebony. Perfect tits fat ass and sucked my soul out. Just thinking about it gives me a chubby.

[DrWho]

I've known Sunday for some years, picked her up SW back in 2023 ish. She's a mixed bag, some dates were fun and others just a pump and dump with an older *****. Her BJ is nice especially when she takes out her top teeth. I have no complaints with FS. The problem I have is she's too dumb to work without a pimp on her ass overlooking everything. Every date she's trying to charge a different rate and starts calling from different numbers when business is slow. It was probably both of them but it just wasn't worth the annoyance for me.

Funny, my spidey senses hinted at a pimp / handler but I didn't want to post it in case I was wrong.

[DrWho]

Received the below on my Google#. I almost spit my coffee out laughing! Port Saint Lucie is vert far from Broward.

"influence in the police" LMFAO!

"I'm John Smith the owner of the escorts organization where you tried to hire one of my escorts. I have several reports of you, wasting my bitches time by texting and calling and not making the reservation, I lost three of my best VIP clients because of you, l used my influence in the police and they gave me all your information including your family, I'm giving you the good chance of contacting you so we can resolve this issue the good way or else I will have my goons at your front door soon you really don't want your family involved in this issue with these dangerous people 9173286182.

Felix Lexima.

1390 SW Bellevue Ave.

Port Saint Lucie, FL 34953".

[FilthyKoala]

Saw Miss Sunday last week. She is small and cute like her pics.

A little strange finding her, her apartment is attached to a garage. When I got there a few guys were working in the garage with the door open so I passed by wondering if I should be concerned or maybe had the wrong place. Called her and she said that it was OK and it has her place so turned around and parked. She opened the door (I guess to show that it was her) and greeted me. Her place is a single room efficiency.

Took care of the donation and she took off my shoes and slid them into some massage thing which felt OK, but I was there for fun so after a few minutes asked if we could get comfortable. We undressed and laid on the bed, but she kept her panties on. She is pretty much business so not GFE. She finally grabbed junior and I asked about DTY, upcharge so nope. This was a turn-off since previous contact lead be to believe that 1 hour was all inclusive except for Greek. Asked for CTS and she took off her panties and jumped on, this was nice. She has a couch and since I heard the bed creaking I asked to move there. I bent her over the couch doggie and FF her which was nice, she has an amazing ass. She has me sit and started a BBBJ which was very good and deep. This was feeling good so I sat back and just enjoyed. She is very skilled at BBBJ. I put my hands on her head and slowly started to control which received no resistance so took control for a FF. Now I am not that big so YMMV. I was getting close and she began moaning and I popped in deep. I am a one pop guy so we never got to FS.

If I see her again it will probably be for a HR FF.

https://callescort.org/561-571-0719

I've known Sunday for some years, picked her up SW back in 2023 ish. She's a mixed bag, some dates were fun and others just a pump and dump with an older *****. Her BJ is nice especially when she takes out her top teeth. I have no complaints with FS. The problem I have is she's too dumb to work without a pimp on her ass overlooking everything. Every date she's trying to charge a different rate and starts calling from different numbers when business is slow. It was probably both of them but it just wasn't worth the annoyance for me.

[PurpleSock789]

As the title suggest. I'm trying to find a SW with a phone or an under the radar girl. Searching LC is exhausting and pickings are slim. It sucks so bad out here. I just want a BBFS girl with a very agreeable agreement. Is that too much to ask? If anyone knows PM me or just reply to this comment.

I agree, moved here 4 months ago, and slim pickings. I thought coming to a big city, meant I'll some great options. But unfortunately, I don't really dabble in the hobby since I got here. Its hard to find anyone reliable or is asking too much for a date. I read the forums every so often, hoping to see if anyone else has had luck.

Please DM if you have anyone willing to share.

[PumpAndDump]

As the title suggest. I'm trying to find a SW with a phone or an under the radar girl. Searching LC is exhausting and pickings are slim. It sucks so bad out here. I just want a BBFS girl with a very agreeable agreement. Is that too much to ask? If anyone knows PM me or just reply to this comment.

Do you have anything to trade or are you just looking for information?

[DrWho]

Saw Miss Sunday last week. She is small and cute like her pics.

A little strange finding her, her apartment is attached to a garage. When I got there a few guys were working in the garage with the door open so I passed by wondering if I should be concerned or maybe had the wrong place. Called her and she said that it was OK and it has her place so turned around and parked. She opened the door (I guess to show that it was her) and greeted me. Her place is a single room efficiency.

Took care of the donation and she took off my shoes and slid them into some massage thing which felt OK, but I was there for fun so after a few minutes asked if we could get comfortable. We undressed and laid on the bed, but she kept her panties on. She is pretty much business so not GFE. She finally grabbed junior and I asked about DTY, upcharge so nope. This was a turn-off since previous contact lead be to believe that 1 hour was all inclusive except for Greek. Asked for CTS and she took off her panties and jumped on, this was nice. She has a couch and since I heard the bed creaking I asked to move there. I bent her over the couch doggie and FF her which was nice, she has an amazing ass. She has me sit and started a BBBJ which was very good and deep. This was feeling good so I sat back and just enjoyed. She is very skilled at BBBJ. I put my hands on her head and slowly started to control which received no resistance so took control for a FF. Now I am not that big so YMMV. I was getting close and she began moaning and I popped in deep. I am a one pop guy so we never got to FS.

If I see her again it will probably be for a HR FF.

https://callescort.org/561-571-0719

[Nekroz0218]

As the title suggest. I'm trying to find a SW with a phone or an under the radar girl. Searching LC is exhausting and pickings are slim. It sucks so bad out here. I just want a BBFS girl with a very agreeable agreement. Is that too much to ask? If anyone knows PM me or just reply to this comment.