Massage Parlor Reports

**MYCookie** · 10-01-23 12:40

https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/45805/

Anyone have info?

**Rustys** · 09-29-23 09:01

https://miami.craigslist.org/brw/hws...669757580.html

Is this real?

**ThomasDoubt** · 09-27-23 14:19

Originally Posted by Rustys [View Original Post]

She's pretty average. Been around a while. Big pair which is cool but mediocre massage and a bit rushed service. If she's in your area, I think you'll be content with her service, but I wouldn't go far out of my way to see her. Her English isn't that good.

She is eastern European and doesn't speak much English. Decent quality massage with HJ only. She is tall, with C cups maybe, not what I'd call a "big pair. ".

**MBaby69** · 09-25-23 13:47

Originally Posted by Rustys [View Original Post]

She's pretty average. Been around a while. Big pair which is cool but mediocre massage and a bit rushed service. If she's in your area, I think you'll be content with her service, but I wouldn't go far out of my way to see her. Her English isn't that good.

She is not for everyone but I always found her service to be be excellent at a very reasonable rate. She doesn't speak english at all and when texting keep in mind you are not talking to her bit her husband. So if you ask very personal questions about service he will either tell you to f at ck off or block you.

**Rustys** · 09-25-23 13:28

Originally Posted by BusterMcGyver [View Original Post]

Any info on this one?

https://miami.craigslist.org/brw/bts...669709721.html

She's pretty average. Been around a while. Big pair which is cool but mediocre massage and a bit rushed service. If she's in your area, I think you'll be content with her service, but I wouldn't go far out of my way to see her. Her English isn't that good.

**BusterMcGyver** · 09-25-23 11:11

Any info on this one?

https://miami.craigslist.org/brw/bts...669709721.html

**Bairen Nanhai** · 09-25-23 09:11

Visiting from out of town. Really wanted to try one of your FS joints, but things were busy with friends, time was limited, and Oriental was across the street, stopped in late to size it up and maybe make appointment for following morning. Well, internet hours were wrong and my schedule was not going to work for morning, and they kind of reluctantly took me in for an hour. Everyone was in matching scrubs. Wasn't sure anything was going to happen, but I needed a massage. It was good. Average looking ladies, I got who I assume to be MMS so everyone else could go home. Just us two late at night got my hopes up. Was a good level 1, but doubt you'll get more. I was able to talk my way to UTC top. Probably a C. Not bad. Could use a little time in the gym, but hey, that's most of us. LOL. 40 ish, Cute face. Kind of fun, sarcastic sense of humor. Gave extra tip for being late. Would repeat with her.

Bairen.

**Mugatu** · 09-21-23 22:07

Originally Posted by FootyFanatic14 [View Original Post]

Is that what you do? Park outside and watch guys go in and out?

We all take risks going to any parlor. Unless someone here actually has Intel, no one really knows what places are on the hot seat. The recent bust with the spas in Oakland Park and Stuart were barely on the radar when it happened. If you want to go, then just go. You are taking the same amount of risk regardless of which spa you choose to go to. Feel free to message me if you still have the itch. I may be able to point you in the right direction.

I didn't mean to offend anybody, I just wanted to report that they are still busy as ever. I actually went there a few weeks ago. As soon as I pulled up to park someone walked in before me. I waited a minute to give him some privacy, then someone else walked out. While I was in there several people were in and out. I still got the full hour though.

I agree with your risk assessment, and I have no intel on what places are on the hot seat right now. The article from the Oakland Park / Stuart bust said that someone tipped off the police. That could be anyone from a business next door to a rival spa. Who knows.

I'd love to hear any ideas you have of other places to go. I like a sure thing, but I also like to try new places.

**CoolBreeze99** · 09-20-23 06:57

Originally Posted by FootyFanatic14 [View Original Post]

Is that what you do? Park outside and watch guys go in and out?

Who hasn't done this? In the interest of having an uninterrupted session, you see how busy it is and make your own determination.

Have done the same with restaurants. Same deal.

Yes, people take plenty of risks on this site. Look at all the reviews of the walking dead that advertises on LC. Toothless candy users in the most dangerous of neighborhoods ain't my thing yet plenty of mongers still partake. If your concern is that being cautious due to recent LEO activity is hurting their business, it seems like it really hasn't. Your intel on these places has always been very much appreciated. However I don't see the need to side eye people not wanting to get into a mess.

**NonRev** · 09-19-23 15:53

Anybody got any idea where I could get an amazing nuru session?

**FootyFanatic14** · 09-19-23 09:19

Originally Posted by Mugatu [View Original Post]

They are still very busy. You can park outside and see the traffic going in and out.

Is that what you do? Park outside and watch guys go in and out?

We all take risks going to any parlor. Unless someone here actually has Intel, no one really knows what places are on the hot seat. The recent bust with the spas in Oakland Park and Stuart were barely on the radar when it happened. If you want to go, then just go. You are taking the same amount of risk regardless of which spa you choose to go to. Feel free to message me if you still have the itch. I may be able to point you in the right direction.

**Mugatu** · 09-18-23 23:22

Originally Posted by CoolBreeze99 [View Original Post]

I agree here. The last time I went, there were a ton of guys there. It was noisy and they kept having to get to the door.

And if folks want to be incredulous about the consequences, fine, but I have no desire to end up on some cops bodycam footage that anyone can pull with a FOIA request.

They are still very busy. You can park outside and see the traffic going in and out.

**RiotStar** · 09-18-23 09:52

Originally Posted by CoolBreeze99 [View Original Post]

I agree here. The last time I went, there were a ton of guys there. It was noisy and they kept having to get to the door.

And if folks want to be incredulous about the consequences, fine, but I have no desire to end up on some cops bodycam footage that anyone can pull with a FOIA request.

Yea happened to me many times until I stopped going for a while. Then I decided to go pretty early and I feel like I was one of the first guys there but the one I wanted to see was busy so Bella took care of me instead and she went all out and took care of me in ways that Orlando services didn't. Would love to go back just to see Bella but it just isn't worth it.

People saying what's the worse that can happen, you're just there to get a massage. Do you guys think LE care about that? I was once in stand still traffic on Bird Rd and actually saw a raid happening in real time. I saw a blonde white dude being escorted in cuffs by LE and the main door was open with like 3 Asian ladies huddling each other on the ground while LE was talking to them. 100% happened. Was the guy charged? Who knows but nonetheless he was under handcuffs.

**AMPAddiction** · 09-17-23 18:32

Originally Posted by CuboneFL [View Original Post]

None of them seem to mind that I'm heavy, but I'm also always groomed, clean, and wear a suit most days.

If you're a clean, well groomed man, then yeah, these women will warm up to you in a way that raises the level of service.

I was referring to the tight-wad scruffs out there who normally complain about not getting good service in AMPs, nd the mongers that think the mechanical, covered FS they get is good service.

Spa mongering is like a craft, one needs to be into it and build a good reputation that leads to the top level of service.

I get everything except anal and cum inside.

For the sexual slobs that like to get off on fowling these women, there's a small pool that will oblige them and they're not the younger, sexy women, for the most part.

One may find a good looking, young woman that will go there, but it'll likely cost more than these guys want to spend.

The really clean, pretty women won't, and that's why the mongers usually head back out to look for SWers.

I like each trip to a Spa to be like a porno movie. You know, like on P-Hub.

**CuboneFL** · 09-17-23 11:28

Originally Posted by AMPAddiction [View Original Post]

.And as always, clean up real good before you hook-up.

GROOMING IS SUPER IMPORTANT WHEN INTERACTING WITH ASIAN LADIES.

Nails, body hair, clean shaved, hair cut, I like to shave my junk as it makes a BJ-fluff up to kick things off more likely.

And try to be IN-SHAPE. If you're a fat, hairy cheap skate, this isn't going to work out too good for you.

At least not with the prime women, maybe the older, less attractive women will want to put you on their prefered customer list, but the hotties probably won't. Good Luck..

None of them seem to mind that I'm heavy, but I'm also always groomed, clean, and wear a suit most days.