Massage Parlor Reports

[Mugatu]

Is that what you do? Park outside and watch guys go in and out?

We all take risks going to any parlor. Unless someone here actually has Intel, no one really knows what places are on the hot seat. The recent bust with the spas in Oakland Park and Stuart were barely on the radar when it happened. If you want to go, then just go. You are taking the same amount of risk regardless of which spa you choose to go to. Feel free to message me if you still have the itch. I may be able to point you in the right direction.

I didn't mean to offend anybody, I just wanted to report that they are still busy as ever. I actually went there a few weeks ago. As soon as I pulled up to park someone walked in before me. I waited a minute to give him some privacy, then someone else walked out. While I was in there several people were in and out. I still got the full hour though.

I agree with your risk assessment, and I have no intel on what places are on the hot seat right now. The article from the Oakland Park / Stuart bust said that someone tipped off the police. That could be anyone from a business next door to a rival spa. Who knows.

I'd love to hear any ideas you have of other places to go. I like a sure thing, but I also like to try new places.

[CoolBreeze99]

Is that what you do? Park outside and watch guys go in and out?

Who hasn't done this? In the interest of having an uninterrupted session, you see how busy it is and make your own determination.

Have done the same with restaurants. Same deal.

Yes, people take plenty of risks on this site. Look at all the reviews of the walking dead that advertises on LC. Toothless candy users in the most dangerous of neighborhoods ain't my thing yet plenty of mongers still partake. If your concern is that being cautious due to recent LEO activity is hurting their business, it seems like it really hasn't. Your intel on these places has always been very much appreciated. However I don't see the need to side eye people not wanting to get into a mess.

[NonRev]

Anybody got any idea where I could get an amazing nuru session?

[FootyFanatic14]

They are still very busy. You can park outside and see the traffic going in and out.

Is that what you do? Park outside and watch guys go in and out?

We all take risks going to any parlor. Unless someone here actually has Intel, no one really knows what places are on the hot seat. The recent bust with the spas in Oakland Park and Stuart were barely on the radar when it happened. If you want to go, then just go. You are taking the same amount of risk regardless of which spa you choose to go to. Feel free to message me if you still have the itch. I may be able to point you in the right direction.

[Mugatu]

I agree here. The last time I went, there were a ton of guys there. It was noisy and they kept having to get to the door.

And if folks want to be incredulous about the consequences, fine, but I have no desire to end up on some cops bodycam footage that anyone can pull with a FOIA request.

They are still very busy. You can park outside and see the traffic going in and out.

[RiotStar]

I agree here. The last time I went, there were a ton of guys there. It was noisy and they kept having to get to the door.

And if folks want to be incredulous about the consequences, fine, but I have no desire to end up on some cops bodycam footage that anyone can pull with a FOIA request.

Yea happened to me many times until I stopped going for a while. Then I decided to go pretty early and I feel like I was one of the first guys there but the one I wanted to see was busy so Bella took care of me instead and she went all out and took care of me in ways that Orlando services didn't. Would love to go back just to see Bella but it just isn't worth it.

People saying what's the worse that can happen, you're just there to get a massage. Do you guys think LE care about that? I was once in stand still traffic on Bird Rd and actually saw a raid happening in real time. I saw a blonde white dude being escorted in cuffs by LE and the main door was open with like 3 Asian ladies huddling each other on the ground while LE was talking to them. 100% happened. Was the guy charged? Who knows but nonetheless he was under handcuffs.

[AMPAddiction]

None of them seem to mind that I'm heavy, but I'm also always groomed, clean, and wear a suit most days.

If you're a clean, well groomed man, then yeah, these women will warm up to you in a way that raises the level of service.

I was referring to the tight-wad scruffs out there who normally complain about not getting good service in AMPs, nd the mongers that think the mechanical, covered FS they get is good service.

Spa mongering is like a craft, one needs to be into it and build a good reputation that leads to the top level of service.

I get everything except anal and cum inside.

For the sexual slobs that like to get off on fowling these women, there's a small pool that will oblige them and they're not the younger, sexy women, for the most part.

One may find a good looking, young woman that will go there, but it'll likely cost more than these guys want to spend.

The really clean, pretty women won't, and that's why the mongers usually head back out to look for SWers.

I like each trip to a Spa to be like a porno movie. You know, like on P-Hub.

[CuboneFL]

.And as always, clean up real good before you hook-up.

GROOMING IS SUPER IMPORTANT WHEN INTERACTING WITH ASIAN LADIES.

Nails, body hair, clean shaved, hair cut, I like to shave my junk as it makes a BJ-fluff up to kick things off more likely.

And try to be IN-SHAPE. If you're a fat, hairy cheap skate, this isn't going to work out too good for you.

At least not with the prime women, maybe the older, less attractive women will want to put you on their prefered customer list, but the hotties probably won't. Good Luck..

None of them seem to mind that I'm heavy, but I'm also always groomed, clean, and wear a suit most days.

[CoolBreeze99]

It just isn't worth it given how heavy traffic they were. I bet that's cut down by alot. Glad I got to go before the madness happened. Bella was the best. I got to FF her for like 20 minutes. Better than any date I had in Orlando.

I genuinely dont understand all these massage finder reviews. Yall really pay that much for nothing?

I agree here. The last time I went, there were a ton of guys there. It was noisy and they kept having to get to the door.

And if folks want to be incredulous about the consequences, fine, but I have no desire to end up on some cops bodycam footage that anyone can pull with a FOIA request.

[AMPAddiction]

Have you ever been arrested, booked and spent any time in jail? It sucks. Bad. Then there is all the money and time you have to spend afterwards. Then there is that whole wife, girlfriend and family thing. And depending on the charges, your job or how you make money can be affected. And if you're a person of color, double the sucking bad part when it comes to LEO / jail.

Believe me, I remember my 7* experiences well. Pretty fucking awesome. But despite how great it was, the risk of the above ain't worth it to me.

Plenty of free porn on the net, and I have two working hands.

You guys keep taking unnecessary risk, wondering from spa to spa, wanting to encounter a friendly lady, then leaving a tip and leaving only to repeat the process again later.

Myself, I keep a list of contacts on my G-Voice app (or a burner phone if you're married) also a good idea, just hide the phone under your spare tire in the trunk or someplace safe. And don't use a credit card to buy your Burner Phone, PAY CASH.

Otherwise the G-Voice app is the best option, Hide the app on your App list, not on the home screens if you have to.

But I don't just visit a spa, I text my BBFS women on my second line with no personal info attached, and hook up with Kiki, Coco, Linda, Wendy, etc. Who's ever in town and working at a spa near me.

These women know me and trust me to do BBBJ, BBFS and be a gentleman and pull out to blast them with jizz. A real porno movie expierence.

I just bring a bottle of quality lube with me and these women are always happy to see me and will text me when they're in South Florida.

Sure I do a 200 tip each time, but mongering spas properly is not going to be as cheap as Street Meat. I like to go early in the morning, about 9 am most places so there's little traffic around and I've got the place to myself, so BBFS happens in the room, on the table shower too.

And BBFS happens in Spas you may not think have extras on the menu, but when you're hooking-up with a particular woman, it can happen at foot spas and especially "off the beaten path" Spas.

You know a girl trust you when she greets you minus her panties and goes right to pleasing you, the money is left out when we are done and they don't worry about me stiffing them on the tip because I'm a trusted regular.

And a real plus is that if there's any police activity going on there, I'll get a text putting me off till the coast is clear.

So, if you want an A+ spa encounter every time, seek out the pretties, friendliest Asian ladies, be a good tipper and get her PERSONAL cell number. Text her on a "no personal info" line and send her occasional friendly text to stay on touch.

You can type out your message in the Text Box, copy and paste it to G-Translate set to "Simplified Chinese" and then select the copy to clip board option and paste it under your English in the same text.

She'll be able to read it in English and Chinese.

Repeat this process with multiple attractive women and you'll have a personal brothel of friendly, eager to please women to hook-up with when they rotate to a spa near you. It takes time and money to build a good list, but it's much better than always rolling the dice.

AND KEEP YOUR CONTACTS PRIVATE, giving her personal info to others to share in the action that may not be "Up To Standard" will hurt your relationship with most ladies. This works best at the personal level.

Remember, it's your secrete little brothel.

And as always, clean up real good before you hook-up.

GROOMING IS SUPER IMPORTANT WHEN INTERACTING WITH ASIAN LADIES.

Nails, body hair, clean shaved, hair cut, I like to shave my junk as it makes a BJ-fluff up to kick things off more likely.

And try to be IN-SHAPE. If you're a fat, hairy cheap skate, this isn't going to work out too good for you.

At least not with the prime women, maybe the older, less attractive women will want to put you on their prefered customer list, but the hotties probably won't. Good Luck.

G.

[Jokester1]

Have you ever been arrested, booked and spent any time in jail? It sucks. Bad. Then there is all the money and time you have to spend afterwards. Then there is that whole wife, girlfriend and family thing. And depending on the charges, your job or how you make money can be affected. And if you're a person of color, double the sucking bad part when it comes to LEO / jail.

Believe me, I remember my 7* experiences well. Pretty fucking awesome. But despite how great it was, the risk of the above ain't worth it to me.

Plenty of free porn on the net, and I have two working hands.

What are they going to charge you with? Getting a massage?

[RiotStar]

It just isn't worth it given how heavy traffic they were. I bet that's cut down by alot. Glad I got to go before the madness happened. Bella was the best. I got to FF her for like 20 minutes. Better than any date I had in Orlando.

I genuinely dont understand all these massage finder reviews. Yall really pay that much for nothing?

[Truchoto]

Still don't understand why you'd be arrested -- what do they have on you if you are just a dude walking into a parlor and had no idea?

LEO says let me see your phone, nothing. Unless you're literally in the MIDDLE of some funky shit -- What evidence could they get you for?

Have you ever been arrested, booked and spent any time in jail? It sucks. Bad. Then there is all the money and time you have to spend afterwards. Then there is that whole wife, girlfriend and family thing. And depending on the charges, your job or how you make money can be affected. And if you're a person of color, double the sucking bad part when it comes to LEO / jail.

Believe me, I remember my 7* experiences well. Pretty fucking awesome. But despite how great it was, the risk of the above ain't worth it to me.

Plenty of free porn on the net, and I have two working hands.

[CoolBreeze99]

Say the places gets raided, you're there for a massage. What's the worst than can happen? You're an innocent customer who was bamboozled and harassed. Can someone explain to me what happens if shit hits the fan?

Have you ever been arrested, booked and spent any time in jail? It sucks. Bad. Then there is all the money and time you have to spend afterwards. Then there is that whole wife, girlfriend and family thing. And depending on the charges, your job or how you make money can be affected. And if you're a person of color, double the sucking bad part when it comes to LEO / jail.

Believe me, I remember my 7* experiences well. Pretty fucking awesome. But despite how great it was, the risk of the above ain't worth it to me.

Plenty of free porn on the net, and I have two working hands.

[Truchoto]

Say the places gets raided, you're there for a massage. What's the worst than can happen? You're an innocent customer who was bamboozled and harassed. Can someone explain to me what happens if shit hits the fan?

Still too hot IMHO.