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    Quote Originally Posted by PriscillaM  [View Original Post]
    If you like prostate massage, there is a piglet named mimi at goldfinger who nearly jammed her fist and a nissan versa up my ass crack. She force fed me her tits and had me all over her gramma panties.
    Prostate massage at Goldfinger. How appropriate LOL.

  2. #5030

    Eagle rock

    Was in town and dropped by Apple. Got an Asian lady in her 50's. Hoped to score extra, but she offered to play with my nipples as I jacked myself off. Wth? LOL. No way. After some encouragement, I got her to do it herself. I only tipped 20 because it was pretty lame. Maybe more is offered to regulars, but not me. Any other action in eagle rock? Or Glendale? Lmk. Pm me. I'd love to see some Armenian action if available.

  3. #5029
    Quote Originally Posted by PriscillaM  [View Original Post]
    If you like prostate massage, there is a piglet named mimi at goldfinger who nearly jammed her fist and a nissan versa up my ass crack. She force fed me her tits and had me all over her gramma panties.
    Did you tell her "go easy on my boypussy"?

    As always, it's a treat to hear from you, thanks for the intel. .

  4. #5028

    Classic

    Quote Originally Posted by PriscillaM  [View Original Post]
    Sometimes you have to call an audible. The other day I had a stiff back and an even more stiff cock, so I rolled into goldfinger.

    I stated quite loudly that I wante coco, because she does 45 minutes of dickwork and a 2 minute massage. She also does not look like she is in her 50's and she has a face that you would be proud to jerk off on to.

    I was informed that no coco. What was there was jenny, the mamasan, who has to be in her late 40's and has kimchi breath. Cynthia, a relief handjerker qualified to work in the dodger bullpen, and this third gal who looks like rosie odonnell.

    I walked out the door and went to 1874.

    I walk in and the place is deader that dogshit. I saw that there is a shower (and a toidy, and someone was dropping a deuce in the toidy. Out comes mamasan from the hallway and she has a face that looks like she was delivered with a trapezoid foreceps and has buckteeth that makes bugs bunny look like a piker. I was like there is no way you are handling my dick.

    So I threw some rubmaps names around such as yoyo (she jerked me off a while ago), nana (who apparently is miss fucken universe) and Christy (who is as likeable as hillary clinton). She said christy was available (they have a fucken notebook open with the names). So I stripped and was in downward facing monger in room number 2 (from the front).

    Christy came in and I have to say, this girl is basically fucken ugly, but not hideous. She did a real massage on me that was horrible. She did not pay enough attention to my nut sack at all and was not trying to penetrate my boy pussy.

    I turned over and she went to my cock like a hadron collider. She really worked it hard. She did not ***** about the time and she let me get my legs up so my balls could swing like the new york times square new years dropping apple in a 40 mph wind. But for the ridiculous massage up front, it was acceptable and christy is your mediocre asian hag somwhere between the ages of 30 and 50 that robert kraft would go nuts for.

    I will not return.
    Man, this might be one of your best posts ever, had me ROTFL. Keep them coming.

    Mondo.

  5. #5027

    The whole fist

    If you like prostate massage, there is a piglet named mimi at goldfinger who nearly jammed her fist and a nissan versa up my ass crack. She force fed me her tits and had me all over her gramma panties.

  6. #5026

    Philly special

    Sometimes you have to call an audible. The other day I had a stiff back and an even more stiff cock, so I rolled into goldfinger.

    I stated quite loudly that I wante coco, because she does 45 minutes of dickwork and a 2 minute massage. She also does not look like she is in her 50's and she has a face that you would be proud to jerk off on to.

    I was informed that no coco. What was there was jenny, the mamasan, who has to be in her late 40's and has kimchi breath. Cynthia, a relief handjerker qualified to work in the dodger bullpen, and this third gal who looks like rosie odonnell.

    I walked out the door and went to 1874.

    I walk in and the place is deader that dogshit. I saw that there is a shower (and a toidy, and someone was dropping a deuce in the toidy. Out comes mamasan from the hallway and she has a face that looks like she was delivered with a trapezoid foreceps and has buckteeth that makes bugs bunny look like a piker. I was like there is no way you are handling my dick.

    So I threw some rubmaps names around such as yoyo (she jerked me off a while ago), nana (who apparently is miss fucken universe) and Christy (who is as likeable as hillary clinton). She said christy was available (they have a fucken notebook open with the names). So I stripped and was in downward facing monger in room number 2 (from the front).

    Christy came in and I have to say, this girl is basically fucken ugly, but not hideous. She did a real massage on me that was horrible. She did not pay enough attention to my nut sack at all and was not trying to penetrate my boy pussy.

    I turned over and she went to my cock like a hadron collider. She really worked it hard. She did not ***** about the time and she let me get my legs up so my balls could swing like the new york times square new years dropping apple in a 40 mph wind. But for the ridiculous massage up front, it was acceptable and christy is your mediocre asian hag somwhere between the ages of 30 and 50 that robert kraft would go nuts for.

    I will not return.

  7. #5025
    Quote Originally Posted by RyanTanaka  [View Original Post]
    Is Vicky the only one that gives extra service at that famous Thai place on Western? Went there but it didn't pan out.
    They are all paranoid, Vicky included. This due to serious LE harassment for at least a couple of years including two outright extended closures. They were eventually able to reopen but if they don't know you, you've got an uphill climb to reach the extras summit.

  8. #5024

    A-1

    Quote Originally Posted by ViperSniper  [View Original Post]
    Hello mates,

    First message here. Have been following your thread for a while, so I wanted to join and ask your humble advise: are you aware of any good massage parlors (possibly Asian) in the Venice / Santa Monica area, with F / S?

    I read of A-1, not sure it's a good one?

    Thanks and cheers.
    A-1 is a really good bet, but the providers there are really young. Sure, it is nice to fuck a gal who is like 20 or 21, but they are not very experienced. But, every once in a while at A-1, they whip out a lady who is like 36-40 on the asian rubmaps age meter, meaning she is like 55 or more. Then you are in heaven. But I would stay away from A-1, the girls there are just too young.

    There is the place at 828 pico which is fun but you need to be ready to fuck when you go there. There is almost no massage, the girl just comes in has you stand up next to the table and spreads her legs. If you strike out there it is probably because you are gay or something.

  9. #5023

    Thai on Western

    Is Vicky the only one that gives extra service at that famous Thai place on Western? Went there but it didn't pan out.

  10. #5022

    Venice / Santa Monica Area?

    Hello mates,

    First message here. Have been following your thread for a while, so I wanted to join and ask your humble advise: are you aware of any good massage parlors (possibly Asian) in the Venice / Santa Monica area, with F / S?

    I read of A-1, not sure it's a good one?

    Thanks and cheers.

  11. #5021
    Quote Originally Posted by SoccerGod25  [View Original Post]
    Has anyone been there? I'm wondering how the girls face are? I need a least 7's all around.
    Essence isn't bad. Had a few lookers there, the they run thick. Eden is a dump.

  12. #5020
    Quote Originally Posted by ParkJames525  [View Original Post]
    Anyone know of any decent nuru massage parlors or masseuse?? Thanks.
    Try Orange County, there are many well known nuru places with hot chicks. And hobbying is cheaper in the OC too.

  13. #5019

    Eden or Essence Spa

    Has anyone been there? I'm wondering how the girls face are? I need a least 7's all around.

  14. #5018

    Nuru

    Anyone know of any decent nuru massage parlors or masseuse?? Thanks.

  15. #5017

    Pico & Westwood?

    I'm going to be in West LA for a couple of months, near Pico & Westwood. I'll also be pretty much on foot. I noticed there are several parlors on that stretch of Pico, within walking distance of where I'm staying. Anything to report on any of them?

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