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  1. #4751

    University Park Area

    Anyone have good experiences in the university park area of town? I'm visiting soon. Not from the area and would welcome your advice. Please PM if you prefer. Thanks.

  2. #4750
    Quote Originally Posted by BoulderBoy  [View Original Post]
    Thanks for the prompt reply, dude! That's a rarity. Not that I'd be surprised but is the pic not her? I'd say that's close to model type. I'm open to a semi butter face if the body is amazing. What did you pay? And, yeah, GPS is Golden Pussy Syndrome.
    I don't think its her in pics but kinds similar. 250 for 1 hr, 300 for 90 minutes I think.

    Hands were allowed on the body but didn't ever try to touch the V. She didn't seem open to it. She always kept booty shorts or thong on too. Was a nice B2 B massage with a HE. She'd take me to the edge while face down and she always took her time on the flip too. 11/10 would do it again.

  3. #4749

    WeHo

    Any places in WeHo worth checking out these days?

  4. #4748
    Quote Originally Posted by Miketastic69  [View Original Post]
    Send me that information too! Pm is fine.
    Hi, did you end up getting that info? I'm new and have been searching but haven't had any luck. Would you mind PM'ing me if so?

  5. #4747

    Rofl

    Maybe it's because I'm high and a little buzzed but this was hilarious!

    Don't comment often, if ever (lucker who knows how you use Google), but PiscillaM you are worth it!

    Good rules in here regardless of any MP.

    Might hit up goldfinger just because of the story.

    Quote Originally Posted by PriscillaM  [View Original Post]
    So I took a new years resolution that I will not let an old Asian woman jerk me off in 2019. I went to LE health center on venice and the cross street of a famous music composer with the first name Ludwig, and walked right out because the staff was a mamason who looked like she had been stepped on by jabba the hut.

    I went to goldfinger on westwood just a pussy hair south of santa monica. Here re the doos ad dooonots:

    Do ask for a girl named yoyo. She actually has a waistline and did not survive the Korean war. She does not do a great deal of teasing but did not complain when I took 25 minutes to blow. She did call me superman. She did kiss my neck and her breath did smell like garlic after being shoved up the ass of a long haul truckdriver.

    Do not look into the break room. It is like Indiana jones and the ark. The smell from that break room is worse than any case of bacterial vaginosis on fig. OMG, do they fucken eat shit in there?

    Do not talk in the foyer. If I hear one more monger say "can I use the bathroom" or "how much is the half hour" or "how late are you open" or "do you have any fat BSW" I will seriously blow the entire los angeles metropolitan statistical area up.

    Do not look at the sheets they put down. There was a hole in mine.

    Do not take the fucken water they offer at the end.

    Do not wait in the foyer. This is the second fucken time I have seen duds park their asses in the waiting room chairs. Any one who sits down in an MP to wait must have a lower IQ than a congressperson from the Bronx.

    Do get the full hour. I have no idea why, but the half is 40 and the full is 50 and when you get the full it is like you are a fucken NFL starting quarterback in terms of them treating you nice (fucken joke you can't go helmet in).

    Do not leave out the front door, there is a back door.

    Do not get a handjob from the mamasan. Jenny, she is a fucken smelly pig.

    Do ask for a line up.

    Do call ahead, I like jenny's bullshit about how they have new girls. Also, her views on the current debate over the Syria withdrawal are interesting.

    Bottom line. Yoyo gives a good handjob. Oh, it is 50 for a full hour and I left 70 for a vigorous handjob just to piss you fuckers off. She probably would have taken 40.

  6. #4746
    Quote Originally Posted by Yaboy25  [View Original Post]
    I've seen a lot of you guys talk about this eco place with latinas, can someone message me and point me in the right direction please? I've had my experience with escorts. And I went to 2 MP and no luck, maybe I'm not going to the right places?
    Corner of S. Vermont and Torrance Blvd. There is a gas station, south of that is the plaza you want. It's next door to the hair salon.

  7. #4745
    Quote Originally Posted by JimmySlade  [View Original Post]
    Colleen was the first provider I ever saw couple years ago. Found her on CL. Super chill & down to earth. Great convo the whole time. Wouldn't say she's a model but def cute and nice body. If you like them thin. I typically like deeper massages and she tried but not quite strong enough. But oh man she did some "soft" things that drove me wild. Had 3 or 4 sessions with her. Last time I saw her was about a year ago. I noticed she stopped posting on switter so not sure if she's still providing. I'd schedule with her again but I don't want to be the dude hassling her if she's no longer providing massages LOL.

    Oh. And what's GPS??
    Thanks for the prompt reply, dude! That's a rarity. Not that I'd be surprised but is the pic not her? I'd say that's close to model type. I'm open to a semi butter face if the body is amazing. What did you pay? And, yeah, GPS is Golden Pussy Syndrome.

  8. #4744
    Quote Originally Posted by JimmySlade  [View Original Post]
    Colleen was the first provider I ever saw couple years ago. Found her on CL. Super chill & down to earth. Great convo the whole time. Wouldn't say she's a model but def cute and nice body. If you like them thin. I typically like deeper massages and she tried but not quite strong enough. But oh man she did some "soft" things that drove me wild. Had 3 or 4 sessions with her. Last time I saw her was about a year ago. I noticed she stopped posting on switter so not sure if she's still providing. I'd schedule with her again but I don't want to be the dude hassling her if she's no longer providing massages LOL.

    Oh. And what's GPS??
    GPS- Golden Pussy Syndrome.

  9. #4743

    Colleen

    Quote Originally Posted by BoulderBoy  [View Original Post]
    Anyone seen her? Originally found her searching on twitter under "FBSM". Curious if any experience out there. Does she have a case of GPS? Might still be worth it? I love me some model types! https://switter.at/users/ColleenVeni...19017146577449.
    Colleen was the first provider I ever saw couple years ago. Found her on CL. Super chill & down to earth. Great convo the whole time. Wouldn't say she's a model but def cute and nice body. If you like them thin. I typically like deeper massages and she tried but not quite strong enough. But oh man she did some "soft" things that drove me wild. Had 3 or 4 sessions with her. Last time I saw her was about a year ago. I noticed she stopped posting on switter so not sure if she's still providing. I'd schedule with her again but I don't want to be the dude hassling her if she's no longer providing massages LOL.

    Oh. And what's GPS??

  10. #4742

    K Town Thai?

    Haven't been to any of the spots in a while. Hi Thai or Thai Hi was my spot. I do miss Carrie very much. She did ball and ass play the entire time while giving an unbelievable real massage, then the climax. Turns me on thinking about it. And she was pretty hot. No mutual touching, however. Are there any girls lately that match or come close to this?

  11. #4741
    LOL this has to be good ol' Hundred's new alter ego!

    Quote Originally Posted by PriscillaM  [View Original Post]
    So I took a new years resolution that I will not let an old Asian woman jerk me off in 2019. I went to LE health center on venice and the cross street of a famous music composer with the first name Ludwig, and walked right out because the staff was a mamason who looked like she had been stepped on by jabba the hut.

    I went to goldfinger on westwood just a pussy hair south of santa monica. Here re the doos ad dooonots:

    Do ask for a girl named yoyo. She actually has a waistline and did not survive the Korean war. She does not do a great deal of teasing but did not complain when I took 25 minutes to blow. She did call me superman. She did kiss my neck and her breath did smell like garlic after being shoved up the ass of a long haul truckdriver.

    Do not look into the break room. It is like Indiana jones and the ark. The smell from that break room is worse than any case of bacterial vaginosis on fig. OMG, do they fucken eat shit in there?

    Do not talk in the foyer. If I hear one more monger say "can I use the bathroom" or "how much is the half hour" or "how late are you open" or "do you have any fat BSW" I will seriously blow the entire los angeles metropolitan statistical area up.

    Do not look at the sheets they put down. There was a hole in mine.

    Do not take the fucken water they offer at the end.

    Do not wait in the foyer. This is the second fucken time I have seen duds park their asses in the waiting room chairs. Any one who sits down in an MP to wait must have a lower IQ than a congressperson from the Bronx.

    Do get the full hour. I have no idea why, but the half is 40 and the full is 50 and when you get the full it is like you are a fucken NFL starting quarterback in terms of them treating you nice (fucken joke you can't go helmet in).

    Do not leave out the front door, there is a back door.

    Do not get a handjob from the mamasan. Jenny, she is a fucken smelly pig.

    Do ask for a line up.

    Do call ahead, I like jenny's bullshit about how they have new girls. Also, her views on the current debate over the Syria withdrawal are interesting.

    Bottom line. Yoyo gives a good handjob. Oh, it is 50 for a full hour and I left 70 for a vigorous handjob just to piss you fuckers off. She probably would have taken 40.
    .

  12. #4740

    Stunning Beauty in Venice

    Anyone seen her? Originally found her searching on twitter under "FBSM". Curious if any experience out there. Does she have a case of GPS? Might still be worth it? I love me some model types! https://switter.at/users/ColleenVeni...19017146577449.

  13. #4739
    Quote Originally Posted by CaptainH  [View Original Post]
    Yao Qi Reflexology. You won't regret it.
    Sending the out-of-towners to Crazy Lily? That's a bold move, Cotton.

  14. #4738

    Goldfinger do and do not

    So I took a new years resolution that I will not let an old Asian woman jerk me off in 2019. I went to LE health center on venice and the cross street of a famous music composer with the first name Ludwig, and walked right out because the staff was a mamason who looked like she had been stepped on by jabba the hut.

    I went to goldfinger on westwood just a pussy hair south of santa monica. Here re the doos ad dooonots:

    Do ask for a girl named yoyo. She actually has a waistline and did not survive the Korean war. She does not do a great deal of teasing but did not complain when I took 25 minutes to blow. She did call me superman. She did kiss my neck and her breath did smell like garlic after being shoved up the ass of a long haul truckdriver.

    Do not look into the break room. It is like Indiana jones and the ark. The smell from that break room is worse than any case of bacterial vaginosis on fig. OMG, do they fucken eat shit in there?

    Do not talk in the foyer. If I hear one more monger say "can I use the bathroom" or "how much is the half hour" or "how late are you open" or "do you have any fat BSW" I will seriously blow the entire los angeles metropolitan statistical area up.

    Do not look at the sheets they put down. There was a hole in mine.

    Do not take the fucken water they offer at the end.

    Do not wait in the foyer. This is the second fucken time I have seen duds park their asses in the waiting room chairs. Any one who sits down in an MP to wait must have a lower IQ than a congressperson from the Bronx.

    Do get the full hour. I have no idea why, but the half is 40 and the full is 50 and when you get the full it is like you are a fucken NFL starting quarterback in terms of them treating you nice (fucken joke you can't go helmet in).

    Do not leave out the front door, there is a back door.

    Do not get a handjob from the mamasan. Jenny, she is a fucken smelly pig.

    Do ask for a line up.

    Do call ahead, I like jenny's bullshit about how they have new girls. Also, her views on the current debate over the Syria withdrawal are interesting.

    Bottom line. Yoyo gives a good handjob. Oh, it is 50 for a full hour and I left 70 for a vigorous handjob just to piss you fuckers off. She probably would have taken 40.

  15. #4737

    8155

    Went on Friday. Got chick with really hot face but body had significant surgery scars that turned me off. Ok BJ.

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