Massage Parlor Reports

[PriscillaM]

Here are my notes:

1. Always text if that option is available. The demand for AMP poon, given the high quality accurate pics of hot young Asians and the stupendous reviews on private delusions, has gone nuts. I do not remember the last time I was hitting the orangeeeeeeee chicken at red lantern without the doorbell going off like a fucken amber alert.

2. Wipe your ass hole. I do not believe in going to an MP like you are going on a date with the prom queen. But the one complaint I get from mp girls is the shitstains. Buy boxes of wet wipes and really drill down.

3. Always get the girls name. If I see one more review of some unnamed gal who rimmed a guy for a half hour, I probably will join the hot young Asians or nonpro forum.

4. Table Shower. If this is offered and you decline it, you should probably consider being gay.

5. Shitter. If you have to use the toilet, say you have to wash your hands.

6. Shower. If there is a shower at an MP, and you shower with the girl, you are fucken gay. Super spa at LAX offers that and these fuckers actually shower with these bow wow girls. Yuck.

7. Death penalty list. Keep a good list of places you will never go to. Here are some. Blue tide in Westwood, Chen's on Santa Monica, Luxe on Santa Monica (the place upstairs with the trannies), Goldfinger if Vaness is still there, super spa at lax.

8. DATY. If you do go to the sushi bar at an MP, please do not tell me how long you did it for.

9. Rim job. If an MP girl does eat the corn hole, you do not need to state in your review - "I hope Priscillam french kissed the girl after" - I never kiss girls at an mp.

10. Never take the free water.

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[PriscillaM]

Everyone seems to be a fan of this place to I had to visit.

I what they all looked like and was disappointed. Lousy BBJ from Ada. All the providers appear to be over or around 30.

I guess I'll ask for photos next time if they provide those. This was all sort of expected given to price point.

I find your lack of faith disturbing.

[Miscreant]

Everyone seems to be a fan of this place to I had to visit.

I what they all looked like and was disappointed. Lousy BBJ from Ada. All the providers appear to be over or around 30.

I guess I'll ask for photos next time if they provide those. This was all sort of expected given to price point.

[PriscillaM]

156 x nuru in Westwood is run about as good as a cross between a pre-k at diddys place and the Harris campaign. Yiu text from outside so every Persian gives you the kebab stink eye. Yiu get in and are recorded in a fucken spiral notebook. But vamlentina is a cute as a peso messican. Fatty ass small tits and she has learned how to masturbate me.

[EastCoTravel]

Anything around Marina Del Rey that I should be looking at? Ill be there next weekend and will have a "sore back" that will need soothed.

[William Nevin]

I want to try this place but have no idea where it is, hint please.

TA is on Hawthorne near 134th. Saw Alice there today, mid-late twenties, slim with perky C's and a pretty face. Total $$.

[SabertoothPeni]

Chloe texted me to let me know about the new girl, Polo. Monica rotated out, and Polo joined the team. I really liked Monica. Chloe assured me that Polo would be worth the trip. Chloe did not lie.

Polo met me at the door, and kaboom! About 5'3", beautiful face, wavy, brown hair, tiny waist, Ds, a nice looking ass. Just an absolute unit. My dick quietly high-fived me on the way back to the room. I requested an hour, because I wanted to really savor this girl, and I was hoping to maximize my chances for any of the extras I had been reading about on Rubmaps.

The massage was pleasant and firm. I reached out to stroke her smooth thighs to let her know that I was interested in more than a massage. I laid out 150, and that was enough to move things forward. As she got undressed, I remained standing to drink it all in. Polo is petite, nearly skinny, but those really soft MM Ds and that tiny waist gave her great proportions. My dick also asked to high-five her surgeon. We kissed, hugged, cupped, and grabbed for a while. I was really loving handling this girl's body, and she made it clear that she was enjoying it.

She dropped to a squat and gave me a great BBBJ while I reached down and cupped those great tits. I pulled her up to kiss her. I couldn't resist the sight of that little waist and neatly trimmed Bush. I sat her on the edge of the table, put a pillow under her hips, and I proceeded to DATY like there was money on the line. She tasted clean and smelled fresh. Eventually she came. It was a shuddering, slow building orgasm.

She sucked me a little more to return the favor and then asked me to fuck her. I applied a super-thin rubber and she applied a little lube to herself. Standing mish first, slow and shallow at first. The pussy was warm, wet, and tight. I picked up her feet and placed them on my chest. From there I rocked deeply into her. Next, a little lazy dog to really take in that pretty ass. Then it was time for mish.

A few minutes into mish, the door opened and in walked Linda. Another little beauty. She came around to stand in front of me while I was balls deep in Polo and asked "OK?" Fuck yeah, Ok! She squirmed out of a slinky, green dress, leaned forward and placed a perfect tit in my mouth. She reached down and tweaked my nipples as Polo was grabbing my ass and speeding up the pace. This was pretty overwhelming, and certainly better than I imagined. I came like a teenager after a few minutes.

The girls cleaned me up, Polo excused herself while Linda snuggled up against me, and asked "my turn?" Again, fuck yeah! I rolled her onto her back, slid a forearm under her round ass, and went down on her for as long as she could take it. I licked her from clit to taint as she gyrated against my face. I swear she came at least twice.

More cleanup and a little mouthwash. My hour was up, so I got dressed, high-fived my dick one last time, grabbed a handful of ass for one last kiss, got my water, and drove home halfway high from the experience. Carry an extra hundo, gents!!

[HapaBoy86]

I want to try this place but have no idea where it is, hint please.

See that "search thread" can be pretty helpful but ya got to do some reading and than bam ya got it.

[Cunnilingus6]

I want to try this place but have no idea where it is, hint please.

Check the RM site for the address. Hawthorne. Yoyo and Alice are there now. I would go with Alice first. She is a piece of ass. I hope this helps you.

[PriscillaM]

Address:

133XX Hawthorne Blvd Suite B.

Hawthorne, California 9025X.

[AndersZorn]

I want to try this place but have no idea where it is, hint please.

Google Top Massage on Hawthorne.

[MassMe]

Org never gets any better with jacked up rate and older providers, so I've been hitting mp's lately.

Went there Friday. Jojo the mama-san was back. She wasn't accommodating as other mamasan (forgot the name) showed me the girls in the house each time.

Jojo gave good bbj with DT when I sew her twice couple of months ago. I joked with other mamasan if she can service me but she said no.

Canday was in late 30's or early 40's. Her service was ok. Not hot but above average face, saggy ass. Good bbj, insisted on lot of DFK's but most of provider's give bbj here and I'd rather dfk here. LOL.

She put her ass on my for DATY but I didn't par take either. LOL.

Been here many times and Ina, Anna, forgot few other girls name (prolly didn't bother asking) were better. Time to head out to other spots.

I want to try this place but have no idea where it is, hint please.

[MassMe]

I took a visit to Dreamy Spa on motor just south of palms.

The first thing you notice is that the owner took courses in the goodyear blimp school of advertising. This was some sort of bullshit pilates studio and there is now some massive sign about as big as an Olympic sized pool saying "GRAND OPENING DREAMY MASSAGE. COME AND GET YOUR ASIAN POON."

There are then four neon signs blinking like a strobe light in hell saying open.

In a clutch move, the phone number on the door is wrong. The phone number ends in a 2.

Inside the place is actually way nicer than garden spa. Wood floors throughout and no visible vermin. They have a monger unfriendly water closet. Just a dunny and a sink. No shower so you fuckers will have to shower before hand.

I get in and Mia greets me. She is not clinically acceptable. I will be unkind and just say she is post partum damaged, and likes to watch the surveillance cam and not my 10 inch Maglite. Also, she crossed a line when I asked her soft by google translate and she went hard and then failed to administer any ball handling from behind at all.

The price list is available by google translate - 100 for masturbation 200 for head and a panda express plate. I offered 150 and was granted entry into a pussy with a Bush that looked like doechii was buried in her pussy.

I give this place the death penalty pretty much until I hear diff.

Thanks for the vaginal exploration on the behalf of all of us. I have to admit, I walked in, the girl was cute, a big flat for my mood, both in terms of body and personality, and walked out. I went to RL, and let's just say you trained Emma well.

[MassMe]

Reports are correct, she is very cute. Enthusiastic but pretty business like.

F: 8 - especially for an AMP, she is probably one of the hotter girls I've seen.

B: 8. 5 - Big C / small Ds. Quite perfect skin. Shapely body, not rail thin, tiniest amount of fat around the midsection but I'm nitpicking. Wide but small ass, very grabbable.

A: 7 - Wanted to please real bad, but not exactly GFE but she definitely is a 100% service oriented.

S: 9 - Good soft BBBJ, no real DT, she's not a great DFKer, kinda just sticks her tongue out. I was taking a long while (the full 45 min) to finish and she fucked me and went back to BBBJ and tried everything to milk one out of me. Terrific. CG grinding was ok but I think I made her cum a couple times and it tired her out so she stopped grinding. 8/10.

E: Was enough for small talk and dirty talk.

45 min (went over) - 60.

All in $$.

Repeat: absolutely.

I wish someone could give me a hint where TA is located and what are the $$.

[Im Yours]

Reports are correct, she is very cute. Enthusiastic but pretty business like.

F: 8 - especially for an AMP, she is probably one of the hotter girls I've seen.

B: 8. 5 - Big C / small Ds. Quite perfect skin. Shapely body, not rail thin, tiniest amount of fat around the midsection but I'm nitpicking. Wide but small ass, very grabbable.

A: 7 - Wanted to please real bad, but not exactly GFE but she definitely is a 100% service oriented.

S: 9 - Good soft BBBJ, no real DT, she's not a great DFKer, kinda just sticks her tongue out. I was taking a long while (the full 45 min) to finish and she fucked me and went back to BBBJ and tried everything to milk one out of me. Terrific. CG grinding was ok but I think I made her cum a couple times and it tired her out so she stopped grinding. 8/10.

E: Was enough for small talk and dirty talk.

45 min (went over) - 60.

All in $$.

Repeat: absolutely.