Tijuana Reports

[Ezlyfer]

I'll be in TJ multiples times in the daytime over the next few months for dental work. I monger in OC, I've always been HE only. I'm interested in exploring the TJ scene during my appointments but I'm more inclined for HE or maybe a BJ. I'm sure I'll evolve over time but this is where I'm at now. Any suggestions as to where or how to meet my needs? Does it require the room rental or are there options? I'd love to be able to break away from OC to explore a full night and get a room but for now it's not possible. I'll at least hit the biggies and experience them in person to at least get a first hand experience. I've seen various prices for lap dances, can anyone provide a more accurate number? Worth it'll just buy fichas? When are those famous foam shows? Sorry for all the questions. I'm open to any feedback. Thanks in advance.

I'm certainly no expert, but in my limited experience it depends a lot on when you are planning to go. Friday or Sat night, you have your pick of bars. Other times HK might have more going on (Hk always seems to have something going on). Also the girls want to go up to the rooms, they hardly ever push the lap dances, at least at HK. At HK its 20 bucks for 3 songs. The meseros are usually the ones who push the dances. I'm sure most girls would be fine with going to a room and giving a HE, so long as they are getting close to normal price. Ultimately it comes down to money, and going up to a room is where the girls make most of theirs, so usually that's where they are going to be aiming towards.

For fichas there are some girls who will be all over you nearly anything goes, and some that are much more reserved. I usually won't go with a girl who won't ficha, you can get a good idea of how its going to be with them based on the ficha. Ficha'd a girl once with who was beautiful; light skin, beautiful eyes and a big ass. At the table there was just no chemistry though, so I ended up not taking her up. Might not be the best example cause I'm always on the lookout for her for another try, oops.

Last time I went I got a room and didn't stay the night so that's an option as well.

[ShortBus17]

I'll be in TJ multiples times in the daytime over the next few months for dental work. I monger in OC, I've always been HE only. I'm interested in exploring the TJ scene during my appointments but I'm more inclined for HE or maybe a BJ. I'm sure I'll evolve over time but this is where I'm at now. Any suggestions as to where or how to meet my needs? Does it require the room rental or are there options? I'd love to be able to break away from OC to explore a full night and get a room but for now it's not possible. I'll at least hit the biggies and experience them in person to at least get a first hand experience. I've seen various prices for lap dances, can anyone provide a more accurate number? Worth it'll just buy fichas? When are those famous foam shows? Sorry for all the questions. I'm open to any feedback. Thanks in advance.

[Chaos23]

For all you people too afraid to go and need a guide, I'm going to park at Las Americas around noon and walk over PedWest. If you have global entry / sentri you can come back across with me fast in the evening. If not, you'll have to take the longer line back. We'll hit up paraditas, HK, Chicago, and eat some good mexican food.

Shoot me a message. I'll be checking my phone around to see if anyone wants to tag along. If not, I'm going solo.

[OneInTheDugout]

Any first timers want to go Wednesday night or Thursday afternoon? I'll show you the ropes.

[Fogel]

Peanuts and Beer has been gone for a while, as have many of the other clubs from the 80's and 90's. Peanuts was actually notorious for it's availability of "accessible" girls. Back then, clubs on Revoluciand would let the girls out to motels on the strip, much like the clubs in the Zona do. Peanuts was one of the few that offered services in house as they had a small storage room behind the downstairs bar which had a cot for customers who would rather not go out to a motel.

Goodness who why bring back memories from old 90's!! Yes yes Peanut and Beer was our go to go place in Calle Rev!! Remembering getting hot and heavy and whipping it out while getting a lap dance a lot of times hahaha. And they have US girls who work there and will meet in US too.

Wait is it Throwback Thursday already?

[Tijuaniko]

Peanuts and Beer has been gone for a while, as have many of the other clubs from the 80's and 90's. Peanuts was actually notorious for it's availability of "accessible" girls. Back then, clubs on Revolucióand would let the girls out to motels on the strip, much like the clubs in the Zona do. Peanuts was one of the few that offered services in house as they had a small storage room behind the downstairs bar which had a cot for customers who would rather not go out to a motel.

Wow, sounds like TJ times have changed since I was last there 20 years ago. Back then I just remember an older lady at Peanuts & Beer on are Revolution who'd turn tricks in the back room. Not a stage girl. That place still there?

[DukeTopaz]

Wow, sounds like TJ times have changed since I was last there 20 years ago. Back then I just remember an older lady at Peanuts & Beer on are Revolution who'd turn tricks in the back room. Not a stage girl. That place still there?

[KC Questor]

Been to TJ handful of times. Had a blast. The message parlor across Hong Kong has a sexy young Latina working. I think she is 20 years old. Anyone want to make a trip to tj? PM me.

That massage parlor is a pretty well-known clip joint. You had a good experience there? Can you be more explicit? What did you pay and what did you get? It's not really news that they have a sexy young Latina working. Across the street they have about 300 on any given night. What makes this one special?

[SlowMo7]

Been to TJ handful of times. Had a blast. The message parlor across Hong Kong has a sexy young Latina working. I think she is 20 years old. Anyone want to make a trip to tj? PM me.

[KC Questor]

Chicago Club is by far my favorite place in the Zona, except maybe daytime Mon-Wed when Hong Kong is the only place with any action. Other times, Chicago Club has just as good women as Hong Kong, a lot less crowded, and lower prices across the board. The biggest issue is their hotel. I don't like staying there overnight, which means always short time rooms with the girls -- unless you can get their number and they can meet you at your hotel. That's my preference. If they had a better hotel I'd just stay there overnight.

[Dosequi11]

So I'm finally able to make a report. Let me tell you, haven't been to Chicago club in a while, but I'm glad I did. The quality of some of the girls were hands down just as top notch as HK, but lower prices. If anyone is visiting TJ this week don't forget to stop by Chicago and ask for "Bee". Her last day is Tuesday.

She's a petite little thing that stands about 5' and has bolt on DD. Her breast are still kinda new, but she doesn't give a crap how rough you go. This girls is any mans dream come true. I talked with her during a drink and she has the slutty talk that just gets you going. She was talking about being my slave and doing whatever I wanted. Basically, it's easier to ask her what she doesn't do. Ha She was a go for BBBJ, BBBJCIM, bbbjcip, swallowing, anal, msog. The list goes on. She is a freak! Ended up pounding her as she screamed and ask me to go harder and throw her around. Deep throated her in multiple angles and she just loved it. She said I made her cry, but to keep going.

I always go with the cover, (it was optional) but as I was was drilling her, she asked me to cum all over her face and in her mouth, she wanted to taste me. I about blew it there, but turned her over to titty fuck the shit out of her, I thought the bed was going to break. Of course as she requested, I blew that load all over her face. She started cleaning it up like a good girl and wiping it off with her finger and swallowing it. She was trying to guess what I ate. Ha.

Like I said, she will be gone Tuesday. Her schedule was like 12-7 pm.

Let me know if any of you see this gem, I'd love to hear the experience. Run don't walk!

Wow. I believe it, but remember no girl is same with everyone or even every guy each time. But Chicago is good, same level as adelitas, which to be fair, imo, each less attractive woman than hk, but, they each do have some beautiful woman. I did buy a drink for a girl in chicago this week, we were interrupted 6 times for food vendors. I wonder why they let endless candy vendors in. I get it for the drinks, but the food guys? To piss dudes off for 2 dollar peanuts how is that good business model?

[GdAloha]

So I'm finally able to make a report. Let me tell you, haven't been to Chicago club in a while, but I'm glad I did. The quality of some of the girls were hands down just as top notch as HK, but lower prices. If anyone is visiting TJ this week don't forget to stop by Chicago and ask for "Bee". Her last day is Tuesday.

She's a petite little thing that stands about 5' and has bolt on DD. Her breast are still kinda new, but she doesn't give a crap how rough you go. This girls is any mans dream come true. I talked with her during a drink and she has the slutty talk that just gets you going. She was talking about being my slave and doing whatever I wanted. Basically, it's easier to ask her what she doesn't do. Ha She was a go for BBBJ, BBBJCIM, bbbjcip, swallowing, anal, msog. The list goes on. She is a freak! Ended up pounding her as she screamed and ask me to go harder and throw her around. Deep throated her in multiple angles and she just loved it. She said I made her cry, but to keep going.

I always go with the cover, (it was optional) but as I was was drilling her, she asked me to cum all over her face and in her mouth, she wanted to taste me. I about blew it there, but turned her over to titty fuck the shit out of her, I thought the bed was going to break. Of course as she requested, I blew that load all over her face. She started cleaning it up like a good girl and wiping it off with her finger and swallowing it. She was trying to guess what I ate. Ha.

Like I said, she will be gone Tuesday. Her schedule was like 12-7 pm.

Let me know if any of you see this gem, I'd love to hear the experience. Run don't walk!

[NudeBeachPerv]

What do you guys think of this video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjyuvjF00RM

[HippyHippyShak]

"Until then, keep fucking".

Bahahaahah lollollol.

I'm literally a stones throw and have yet.

To cross for the infamous HK.

And DUDE police your vehicle! Wow 50 bux gone.

[Captain Solo]

Damn. OhNoOsho is so funny. He's a fine comedian. Glad he got his rocks off with hot HK girls a few times every weekend. Freud said that's the best definition of heaven on Earth, hehe.

"Fuck the Porn Hub porn stars!" " Keep fucking!" I could not say it better myself! This bro is way too funny. I rated his Youtube channel my favorite. Of course he's dead on target that HK's sexy girls and the fun frat-house party atmosphere pump up the male hormone like no other fucking venues hehe.

Yep! Driving across is exciting like going on a safari to a land full of wild animals, but actually no more dangerous than driving in downtown LA. OhNoOsho handled TJ policia right. They are there to offer personal protection for you to make a little extra money on top of their piss-poor wages. They know guys in la Zona have big money to blow on girls, so they try to make a little themselves. Deal with them the same way you deal with pesky HK's meseros. Get out of your car, addressing them "hermanos" or "amigos," shake their hand, ask them "como esta?" "Que pasa?" be friendly to them so they have no reason to act aggressive. If necessary give them a little propina for their poor lives. They would quickly turn into your own personal body guards, turn on their flashing beacon to escort you to the border hehe.

OhNoOsho makes a great comedian. He's so funny his Youtube channel will quickly have millions horny viewers hehe.

I went to HK for the very first time on January 10th. I went again the next day, and proceeded to go every weekend after that. Had sex with 9's and 10's every time I went. I gave an analysis of Hong Kong on my Youtube channel, if you would like to see it. (yes I wear a ski mask in my videos). Hong Kong is heaven on Earth. I don't know if it's because I'm young and my hormones are going though the roof, but I literally can't think of a better place in the world to be than HK. Not even a minute inside of HK I realized that I probably will never marry or have kids. I fucking love it there. And I love the whole experience. I love the drive there, always smooth but obviously long (I'm in orange county). I love the sketchy-ness of Tijuana, though I can't imagine living there, that must suck. It adds to the whole experience. My first day there I drove across the border and not even 20 minutes in I get pulled over by the cops. I had weed in my car that I completely forgot about. The weed was even expired, that's how long it's been. But whatever, I paid the cops 20 $ each and was on my way. Not even 20 min in and I lose 40 $, but guess what, I love that shit. It's called experiencing life, and now I know to not drive over the border like a fucking idiot! I just came back from Tijuana a few hours ago. It's 7 am and I still haven't fell asleep, so I decided to make my very first post not only on this forum but on this website. This website was recommended to me by a few of my subscribers, so I decided to make an account. But man, what a fucking find HK is. I always fuck a new girl every time I go, but it's starting to get a little weird just casually walking by a group of girls that you just fucked last week. I've been there 7 times in January, and fucked 8 different girls. January 16th, on a Thursday, I fucked a solid 9, huge ass, fake tits, she gets my attention from across the club every time. After finishing in her, I walked back inside the club and found a solid 10. And when I say 10, I don't use that lightly, believe me. If anyone has been in HK the past few weeks, you probably saw this girl. My dick recharged right there, not even 15 min after fucking the first girl, I was already back at it. I couldn't resist, this girl was amazing. Honestly bless these girls for existing, they are all amazing and deserve nothing but love and respect. They are offering us the best thing this world has to offer, amazing pussy. It's funny cause I finished in the second girl sooner than the first girl, that's how fine she was. Obviously not all the girls in HK are 9's and 10's, but there are so many girls to choose from you will for sure find a girl you like. My favorite part of HK are those stairs in the middle. All those girls waving their fat asses towards you, are you fucking kidding me? Just thinking about it makes me want to go right now. On top of all that, the sex is amazing. I had the craziest make out session with a girl you see straight out of a porno a few hours ago, and then proceeded to fuck her brains out right after, she cost 100 $ and was 100% worth it. She let me nut on her face. She might be the first girl I repeat over again, because WOW the sex was amazing. Not even 10 seconds into the session I was hard as a rock, ready to go at her. I'm probably going to HK again this weekend, I have my eye on a few girls that I would love to blow my load in. You guys obviously get the point, I am the noob here and most of you are veterans. If you guys have any recommendations for what kind of videos to make, please let me know. I defiantly do not plan on filming inside of HK, don't want to get in trouble over there. And the video ideas can be about anything BTW, not just hooker related stuff. The link to my channel if below. Be safe, don't end up on liveleak getting your head sawed off by the cartel. Osho.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCSJ..._as=subscriber