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12-22-26 22:01 #27065
Posts: 5048Very important!!! Read this !!!!!!
As a result of NEVER FUCKING ENDING shills, I'm going to make a new rule for this thread. You can only posts reports on this thread if you are a Senior Member with over 50 reports. Anybody else posting in any manner will immediately be banned. I don't care if you post to ask a question, to compliment a report, I don't care why. If you are not an established Senior Member with over 50 reports and you post on this thread I will ban your account and delete all your posts.
To the guys who have been helping me in this battle, thank you, all of you qualify. What I would like you to do is continue to report posts but when you do please quote the post and comment, "reported" that way I won't have 50 guys reporting the same post.
Again, if you are not a Senior Member with over 50 posts you may not post in this thread.
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10-19-25 11:42 #27064
Posts: 5048Seems like my note fell off the page again.
This is the updated list of spas that have been banned on the USASG because their owners will not stop creating shills to post here.
Belle Vie
Moon sea
Aqua
ME
New oriental
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Erma
Mesa Ridge
Aroma
Spa Capri
Some of these may actually be closed, but they are all Mimi's and you can't post about them. If you do I will ban you.
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Today 12:48 #27063
Posts: 131Originally Posted by Stupitt [View Original Post]
My experience on this place is mixed. At first when I walked in, Eva greeted me and began massaging me. Then 10 minutes later a dude walked into a parlor and began having a conversation with Amy outside and Eva had to get out to talk to him as well, then all of sudden another customer walks in and now Eva is taking care of the customer and Amy walks into my room instead? (I was watching all that shit with the security camera monitor they had in the room)
I was like what the fuck is this bull shit bait and switch but whatever. As soon as I heard the name Amy, I remembered the review but her face nowhere to be in her 20's so I almost thought the whole review was a bullshit.
But then overall description of the service (top notch massage and etc.) matched the review, so I figured it's just her face. FS was alright to be honest, nothing to be noted.
70 for hour and 160 for BBBJ + CFS.
By the way, she tells you she will give you 'nuru massage' but she doesn't use actual nuru gel. It's just body-to-body rub with mediocre 'gel' for good 2-3 minutes and she will have you flipped.
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Today 02:34 #27062
Posts: 622Originally Posted by Muncher8888 [View Original Post]
Jenny was there a long while back. She was the most beautiful AMP girl I've ever had. Her HE technique was very good, massage was adequate. I as well as others reviewed her.
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Today 01:48 #27061
Posts: 249New gal Miko at sugar Spa
Visiting my fav spot down at SD on this hot ass afternoon, need something sweet and juicy to quench this heat, called sugar spa and operator told me their new gal Miko is working since Monday, so I rushed over instead of waiting in traffic. Over at OC side some mongers is trying this new format of Review, so I am bring it by see how yall likes it.
Hf: 60.
Dono: 150.
Service offered: BBBJ, dfk, DT, BLS, CIM, CFS, rim, 69.
Looks: 9/10 light make up on a mid 20 to early 30 year old. Sweet lipsOn both top and bottom.
Bod: 9/10 Felt natrual D size, Lean and fit, just my type.
Attitude: 10/10 great GFE service, no rush, great back massage, even better laid.
Once I am in the back, she gave me a great 20 min massage, this gal like to take her time on things, kept her cloth on even she saw my tip That I left on table. Start to tease after 20 minutes, ask do I want rimm, but my stomach isn't agreeing with me, so I didn't want to show her a horror show today, so I opt it out, but I felt like I may had missed out on a great encounter, she took her Tight dress off and flip I got A perfect view to those great looking D sizes, she gave me a light cat bath and a great attempt at a Russian because when you got those great tities, you just got to. Lots of suction and DT with ease. Nutrually I Motaboated the crap out of those great tities and I return her great BBBJ with DATY and switch to 69, she is trimmed with light grass, no harm done, but bald is always preferred. Cover on after 15 minutes and tried Varias my normal position, I find her The tightest on K9, because she curves her back and just hit that great O spot. I think I lasted maybe 20 minutes or so, I want her to tastE me, so she took off cover and took my load in her mouth, didn't think this one swallowed, but she did held it in for me like a champ. After we cuddle and chill for a bit Then I realize waze said freeway is opening up again, so I take my leave, on my way out I saw baby Bobo and tiffany, which theY told me I should try 4 hands with MIko, which now I am tempted by that notion, so maybe Friday I would be back to drop another load off. Miko is great, Just a great laid over all.
Happy mongering.
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Yesterday 11:54 #27060
Posts: 89QQ Friday
Decided to stop by QQ last Friday after a good session with Candy the previous week.
It was starting to get busy so mamasan had me wait 5 minutes in the front room. I think she said her name was Jeannie? I drew Shawnee, at least that's what I think her name was. Review below:
Looks: 8. 5. Similar to candy, young, pale skin, dark hair, sexy smile.
Body: 8. 5 - 9. What a sexy body she has. Dropped her dress to reveal some nice, natural tits. Not huge but really nice and perky. Flat, sexy tummy with a nice booty. I think the booty may have been filler but really nicely proportional to her frame. She was wearing some satin panties with rhinestones that looked so good. I wouldn't describe her as voluptuous but more so really nice athletic proportions which I prefer.
Attitude / performance: 8 pretty solid performance. DFK, BBBJ, CG and finish in Mish while watching those perky tits jiggle.
My only complaint is that it was super busy. About 5 mongers came in the span of 5 minutes. Lots of loitering in front of the storefront and mongers hanging out in the lobby. Just like my other favorite shop, secret is out and getting lots of foot traffic.
Briefly met May on the way out. As other have described she's got some nice naturals. Groped those tits and ass for a second and was on my way. Trying not to run into other mongers.
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05-19-25 22:52 #27059
Posts: 500Lavender Spa Amy
Originally Posted by Stupitt [View Original Post]
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05-19-25 19:37 #27058
Posts: 83Spa Hans Ella / Yoyo
Based on a few reviews here and elsewhere I wanted to try Ella. But when I called they said she is gone and they don't know if she will ever return. So I tried Yoyo. I'd say Yoyo was attractive but not beautiful. I said I wanted a soft massage, but she did more of a medium / hard massage. When I reminded her I wanted soft, she would ease up for 30 seconds then go back to medium pressure. Nonetheless her massage skills are pretty good. There wasn't much teasing until I encouraged her to do more; then she ramped it up. After the flip she asked what I wanted and I requested HE; she complied without asking about the tip. I would repeat.
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05-19-25 12:44 #27057
Posts: 157Lavender. Amy
Originally Posted by TacoManVa [View Original Post]
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05-19-25 04:27 #27056
Posts: 104QQ Spa 5/18/25
Went to QQ Spa after calling ahead to see if Candy was working, but whoever picked up said she was out for the day or something? Idk, but anyway decided to ask if any of the other girls I've seen there were still there (Miko, Bobo, etc. , but was told that the two girls available today were Sally and May. I've seen Faceless's post about May and was curious about her so I figured I'd give her a shot. However, by the time I got there (10 pm-ish), I was greeted by Sally. Sally is a pretty young looking girl, looks like early twenties, with a beautiful face and light makeup. Nice body with natural feeling C's and a cuppable ass. I was initially hesitant in agreeing to her since she told me May was busy with a walk-in, and that it would be 40 minutes or so, and that I would either have to go with her or come back later. Coming back wasn't really an option since they close around 11 pm, and she was pretty enough to arouse me anyway so I agreed. She ended up hugging me and forcing my hand on her breast to seal the deal, which wasn't really necessary. I got led into a room and decided I didn't need a massage so I paid the HF and the tip upfront so we could get started immediately on her return.
She comes back and I'm sitting on the bench, and I motion her to come towards me. She asks if I wanted to get on the bed but I told her no and held her close. She climbed on top of me and we started making out and did some light play. She pulled the straps to her slip dress off her shoulders and I started sucking on her tits. It was like I was in Japan again at an oppai bar if you're familiar with that. After some more DFK and some more tit-sucking, she ends up grinding on me and, embarrassingly, I came close to popping. To stop this I asked if she could start on the BBBJ, so she ends up getting on her knees and pulls my knees forward, so my ass is half leaning over the bench. She starts kissing the tip and laps up the prejac and moves her tongue around the shaft and the balls, and then ends up sucking them while jerking me. She then widens my legs and starts kissing the gooch, and teases me rim with her tongue a little. Luckily I showered before I got there, since this was unexpected. I told her she didn't need to if she didn't want to but she gave me a look and motioned me to relax. Fortunately she moved back to the balls and the shaft till she eventually started on her BBBJ. Finally, after a bit she gets up, covers and mounts me CG style while I'm still seated, and starts going to town. She's so light. We end up DFKing while she's still shaking her hips. I ask her if I can finish k9, and so she agrees and gets on the floor and raises her ass towards me. Such a skilled girl. I ended up pounding until I blew my load. I was pretty tired after so the usual post massage cuddle and services were cut short.
As I finish and dress back up, we get into the hallway and I start kissing her goodbye. May appears and ends up catching us and she proceeds to introduce herself. I tell her I was the one who called in earlier for her and she was surprised. She apologized and when I was telling her it was ok, she ends up wrapping her arms around me and starts kissing me. I start chuckling and she tells me to come see her again next time, and then starts rubbing me over my pants. She exchanges some words with Sally and they giggle and both of them start hugging me and rubbing their bodies over me. They end up showing me their tits and tell me to come back again. I end up sucking on both and start DFK'ing both before I ended up walking out.
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05-18-25 18:08 #27055
Posts: 500Spa Hans new lady. Helen
I texted the shop to see who was working today and she told me that there was a new arrival that gives an incredible CMT deep tissue massage. I definitely was needing one with tight shoulders from too much computer work.
Helen is about 5'5, medium build no fat on her at all, natural C size with dark nips. We spoke using the translator prior to the massage to let her know what I was interested in. She does have a vast menu so things are definitely on the table. She asked me if I wanted a strong or medium or soft and I told her strong and she went to town on my back and my legs. Felt great, started teasing when I was face down putting light pressure with her thumbs on my taint. Very unique style and I like that and I also like the fact that she didn't just jam a digit inside LOL. I went for the whole enchilada and was happy that I did, her massage is not quite as good as Selena's but very close. It's really nice to have trained therapist that can deliver the entire package including a strong massage.
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05-18-25 12:22 #27054
Posts: 111Alley Spa
Hadn't been there for a while but I decided to drop by Friday. It looks like they might have upgraded the talent. I got some tiny younger looking (30 ish) girl who couldn't have been over 5'. Some guy in the next room over wouldn't shut the fuck up about whatever he was talking about with his masseuse which wasn't great. I don't go to make conversation and I certainly don't want to hear anyone else's. But anyway I went for the hour. She came in and almost immediately did the thing where they kneel over your head to massage your back which was a nice start. Especially since she had this short little dress.
There wasn't a lot of face down teasing but as soon as I turned over she offered up the HJ for $60. It was going pretty good while I felt up her tits and ass. Then she slid her panties down so I could play with her pussy. Didn't take long after that. Cleaned me up and continued with the rest of the massage for the last 15 minutes. I might have to start visiting more often again.
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05-17-25 19:02 #27053
Posts: 182Text apps
Originally Posted by BrainLara [View Original Post]
Not to say it's them either. Clear the cache on your phones gentlemen. It helps.
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05-17-25 15:07 #27052
Posts: 1208Originally Posted by DownloadX [View Original Post]
I recommend the Humaniplex route to screen, especially if you have 2 or 3 good network ratings. Look for Magic.Land. It's a public forum so that's all I'll say.
Originally Posted by Download X [View Original Post]
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05-17-25 15:04 #27051
Posts: 143Originally Posted by Lascivious [View Original Post]
Is this last part about Ella or Jenny?
B. Does Jenny give excellent massage or just pretty to look at and get jerked by?