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  1. #12824
    Quote Originally Posted by Wally2822  [View Original Post]
    LMAO! Bro that is hands down one of the funniest posts I've ever read. I have luckily never experienced that with her. Or at least I don't think I did!
    That is funny for sure. One time I was getting massaged and had to fart. I held it till it hurt. I was like one more push by her and you guessed it. I fuckin parted her hair.

  2. #12823

    Not an AMP

    Quote Originally Posted by WinterKnight  [View Original Post]
    Thank you for helping me cement my decision never to visit an AMP. You say you have paid for farting massages for two years?
    Except Jen / Massage Breeze is not an AMP, she's not Asian and it's not a Massage Parlor. She's white and works out of her home.

  3. #12822
    Quote Originally Posted by TwistedBrother  [View Original Post]
    What's funny is she probably talks a lot to mask the sound of her farting. She thinks you don't hear it, but you really do. If you hear it and happen to catch her eye just right, you can exchange a knowing glance without words having to be said. Then it's like your little secret and then, because you're keeping her little secret (and not exposing her habit, which some would find disgusting), she might ("might") give you even better service. I mean, that's what I would do.
    LMAO! Bro that is hands down one of the funniest posts I've ever read. I have luckily never experienced that with her. Or at least I don't think I did!

  4. #12821

    The Tease.

    Quote Originally Posted by ShvdSchtick  [View Original Post]
    I love the tease it gets me so worked up and I like a little assplay. Any recommendations?
    I swear to you the tease is what drives me crazy. Hell I can do that for 30 minutes alone. I love that shit!

    One Care (when Judy was there).

    Famous. But she went further and lubed up her finger and fingered my asshole deep while giving me an oily handshake. I made one hell of a cummy mess.

    Relax (Ferndale) no closed did the same thing those are the only places I know that will take it a step further beyond the tease if you say so on the flip.

  5. #12820

    The Tease

    I love the tease it gets me so worked up and I like a little assplay. Any recommendations?

  6. #12819
    Quote Originally Posted by Esctol6  [View Original Post]
    I've never noticed that with her, I've always enjoyed the experience with her. She does talk a lot but she is a very nice person and makes up for it with a very happy massage.
    What's funny is she probably talks a lot to mask the sound of her farting. She thinks you don't hear it, but you really do. If you hear it and happen to catch her eye just right, you can exchange a knowing glance without words having to be said. Then it's like your little secret and then, because you're keeping her little secret (and not exposing her habit, which some would find disgusting), she might ("might") give you even better service. I mean, that's what I would do.

  7. #12818
    Quote Originally Posted by Islander0424  [View Original Post]
    I've been seeing Jen for a quite a while now, almost 2 years now. For those who have seen her, has she been farting while giving you guys massages?
    Not to my knowledge but that may open up a new market for her from some of you kinky fucks LOL.

  8. #12817
    Quote Originally Posted by Islander0424  [View Original Post]
    I've been seeing Jen for a quite a while now, almost 2 years now. For those who have seen her, has she been farting while giving you guys massages?
    Aw hell naw!

    But at $.5 for what she does I knew there had to be a catch.

  9. #12816
    Quote Originally Posted by Anon2854  [View Original Post]
    My technique is throw down whatever you are willing to pay in total up front on the table when getting undressed and bring no more in. You run the risk of not getting what you want or overpaying for HE but it sends a really clear signal. I got FS with Katie at SS for $. 1. Honestly not even my intention and I didn't even ask for it. It just happened. Stupidly and regretfully in the heat of the moment it was BB. Major regret.
    Whoa! You BB Katie? I'm extremely familiar with her and you are down and out for awhile. Trust me make sure you see your physician within the next 6 mos. Don't bang anybody until after that. Unless she cleared it up from a few years ago but I doubt it.

  10. #12815

    Southfield

    Quote Originally Posted by Anon2854  [View Original Post]
    Has anyone tried out MH Massage in Southfield? It's been there about a year and I've never seen it mentioned.
    There's a reason why you haven't seen MH Massage mentioned. It's a "legit" massage. I say "legit" because they are not certified. If you pay for a hhr they MIGHT tease you and say get a longer one next time. After you come back and pay for an hr they say "We no do that here. ".

  11. #12814

    New Faces.

    Quote Originally Posted by HappyFunBall  [View Original Post]
    Maybe Star Moon and others might be a bit spooked and are just being cautious with new faces.
    That's probably all it is. I stopped at my usual place on Saturday and got the same great massage, etc. I usually get. If it's your first time at a place, expect that "YMMV" is definitely going to apply to you.

  12. #12813
    Quote Originally Posted by Islander0424  [View Original Post]
    I've been seeing Jen for a quite a while now, almost 2 years now. For those who have seen her, has she been farting while giving you guys massages?
    Thank you for helping me cement my decision never to visit an AMP. You say you have paid for farting massages for two years?

  13. #12812

    Breeze

    Quote Originally Posted by Islander0424  [View Original Post]
    I've been seeing Jen for a quite a while now, almost 2 years now. For those who have seen her, has she been farting while giving you guys massages?
    Yes, it has lessened my desire to rebook with her.

  14. #12811

    Katie at Saigon

    My technique is throw down whatever you are willing to pay in total up front on the table when getting undressed and bring no more in. You run the risk of not getting what you want or overpaying for HE but it sends a really clear signal. I got FS with Katie at SS for $. 1. Honestly not even my intention and I didn't even ask for it. It just happened. Stupidly and regretfully in the heat of the moment it was BB. Major regret.

  15. #12810
    Quote Originally Posted by Islander0424  [View Original Post]
    I've been seeing Jen for a quite a while now, almost 2 years now. For those who have seen her, has she been farting while giving you guys massages?
    Yes, never really smelled anything, but I've heard it. Not sure if queef or not.

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