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  1. #300

    Dames and lames

    Last Thursday went to Danes and Games around 6 on there website says 5 dollar entry till 8 but was 10 when I got there. Not that expensive but expensive for a topless bar on a Thursday, this place is ran by spearmint rhino. Anyways they had about 6 girls working lots with ugly ghetto tattoos and one a few with fake tits and about 7 guys no one was tipping when I got there. So I ordered a pitcher of beer and sat down to watch some dancers. I threw out some feeler money to a few that I thought that were worth my time and not even a thank you for tipping me like you see at other topless bars it felt more like I was at an all nude bar with out all the perks. I talked to a dancer for about half an hour but nothing extra got a lap dances was $20 for a song kind of a rip off because you know they didn't play the whole song anyways I will check it out enough because they have a pretty decent drink special.

  2. #299

    Bachelor party

    Any recommendations for a good club for a bachelor party? Friend of mine is looking for ideas and I'm not too familiar with clubs in the sfv. I saw the blue zebra has a bachelor party package with a table and drinks and dances, but I want to make sure everybody has the best time. Thanks.

  3. #298
    Quote Originally Posted by Lovergrrl  [View Original Post]
    SynnVN is pretty ghetto. Probably the most ghetto club in the SFV, which isn't saying alot, I know.

    Remember that it's owned and operated by the same owner as Synn COI, Paradise Showgirls, Rio, & Sahara just to mention a few. His clubs are all clipjoints and all he cares about is how much money he can squeeze out of every customer as evidenced by the relentless buy-the-lady-a-drink routine. The dancers tend to be flabitas, with the exception of SynnCOI where the strippers are more pleasing to the eye.
    I'm really surprised to read this. What qualifies a club as "ghetto"? Synn VN has a decent mix of flabitas, flacas and normalitas on the few times I've been there.

    I agree the drink scam is there, but not half as pushy as at his other clubs.

    But the 3-for-$40 nude dances is one of the better deals in SFV, IMO. They aren't cut too badly. Maybe they are more like 2-for-$40's, but $20 for a nude lap is not a bad deal, all told.

  4. #297
    Quote Originally Posted by PlayerN818  [View Original Post]
    Can you me out with a couple of the abbreviations? They aren't in the listing. SKO? KYSO?
    Knock Your Socks Off. Or Knock Your Shit Out. Same difference

  5. #296
    Quote Originally Posted by MrSixty  [View Original Post]
    Stopped by Synn North Hills last week. I think there is some shenanigans going on with the "Free" admission pass. I paid $5 at the door, even though it was before 6 pm. Then, my drink was $8, which seems higher than previous visits.

    Shayna (I think) approached me as soon as I sat down, and the waitress was on us like a fly on poop, asking if I wanted to buy her a drink. I said no, and sent Shayna gently on her way. As soon as I did, I was approached by Kat. It was almost like a tag-team. Kat is a "tall spinner" if that is such a thing. She said it was her first day at the club, having previously worked at 7th Veil, which Synn now owns.

    I took her back for a 3-for-40, which soon turned into two 3-for-40's. She is artful in her skillz, and I sensed the force in this Jedi.

    When I returned stageside, one of the most beautiful dancers I've seen in a while was on stage, and she told me her name, but I forgot. Just DDG in body and face. She hadn't stripped yet, and was still wearing lingerie. I tipped her a couple of bucks, and at the end of the song, she left the stage.

    At that point, I bailed.

    It's not a bad club, but has no personality, and feels like a lap mill. You can get your SKO and scoot in 30 minutes, while dropping under $120. I've never gotten any extras here, but the dancers all try to KYSO pretty reliably.
    Can you me out with a couple of the abbreviations? They aren't in the listing. SKO? KYSO?

  6. #295
    Quote Originally Posted by MrSixty  [View Original Post]
    Go to Synn Van Nuys. Dayshift. Ask for Kat. Es muy flaca. Es muy bonita. Usted ser feliz.
    SynnVN is pretty ghetto. Probably the most ghetto club in the SFV, which isn't saying alot, I know.

    Remember that it's owned and operated by the same owner as Synn COI, Paradise Showgirls, Rio, & Sahara just to mention a few. His clubs are all clipjoints and all he cares about is how much money he can squeeze out of every customer as evidenced by the relentless buy-the-lady-a-drink routine. The dancers tend to be flabitas, with the exception of SynnCOI where the strippers are more pleasing to the eye.

  7. #294
    Quote Originally Posted by LargeEss  [View Original Post]
    I have had a nice arrangement with two SB's that are sweet and well skilled. They are both African American and on the larger side and I am aching for a petite Latina. I know where to visit for an Asian girl but this obsession at the moment is very specific. Massage parlor would be ideal but I'll even venture to a strip club to cure this craving, so I am posting in both areas. Much thanks in advance.
    Go to Synn Van Nuys. Dayshift. Ask for Kat. Es muy flaca. Es muy bonita. Usted será feliz.

  8. #293

    Synn North Hills

    Stopped by Synn North Hills last week. I think there is some shenanigans going on with the "Free" admission pass. I paid $5 at the door, even though it was before 6 pm. Then, my drink was $8, which seems higher than previous visits.

    Shayna (I think) approached me as soon as I sat down, and the waitress was on us like a fly on poop, asking if I wanted to buy her a drink. I said no, and sent Shayna gently on her way. As soon as I did, I was approached by Kat. It was almost like a tag-team. Kat is a "tall spinner" if that is such a thing. She said it was her first day at the club, having previously worked at 7th Veil, which Synn now owns.

    I took her back for a 3-for-40, which soon turned into two 3-for-40's. She is artful in her skillz, and I sensed the force in this Jedi.

    When I returned stageside, one of the most beautiful dancers I've seen in a while was on stage, and she told me her name, but I forgot. Just DDG in body and face. She hadn't stripped yet, and was still wearing lingerie. I tipped her a couple of bucks, and at the end of the song, she left the stage.

    At that point, I bailed.

    It's not a bad club, but has no personality, and feels like a lap mill. You can get your SKO and scoot in 30 minutes, while dropping under $120. I've never gotten any extras here, but the dancers all try to KYSO pretty reliably.

  9. #292
    Quote Originally Posted by LargeEss  [View Original Post]
    I have had a nice arrangement with two SB's that are sweet and well skilled. They are both African American and on the larger side and I am aching for a petite Latina. I know where to visit for an Asian girl but this obsession at the moment is very specific. Massage parlor would be ideal but I'll even venture to a strip club to cure this craving, so I am posting in both areas. Much thanks in advance.
    I loooooves me some Flacas too, LOL.

    I know this is in the SFV forum, but check out Alicia at Bare Elegance in the SB. She fits the criteria on all levels.

  10. #291

    Jonesing for Flacas

    I have had a nice arrangement with two SB's that are sweet and well skilled. They are both African American and on the larger side and I am aching for a petite Latina. I know where to visit for an Asian girl but this obsession at the moment is very specific. Massage parlor would be ideal but I'll even venture to a strip club to cure this craving, so I am posting in both areas. Much thanks in advance.

  11. #290

    Bz

    Picked up on a Ebony stripper at BZ took her to a relatives house whose out of town. Cute, big booty, fun. She gave me a show and a BBBJ. But she does not do intercourse. I get really lucky at BZ I go in the day time. This is the best place to get laid or pick up on a stripper.

  12. #289

    BZ hours

    Quote Originally Posted by StealBunz  [View Original Post]
    No idea why their website says 7 pm on Sundays but they were open at 1 pm.
    Probably something to do with football season being over and the webmaster not updating the site.

    I don't really keep up with sports and went to a club during the Super Bowl. You'd think that the ladies working that shift would be very pleased to see someone, anyone, during that shift, but this was not the case (or maybe it was just me).

  13. #288

    Bz

    Went to BZ for the first time. I like how it's hidden in an industrial area. Do not be deterred by the outside, inside is actually pretty nice. Coverage was cheap and came with a drink. No idea why their website says 7 pm on Sundays but they were open at 1 pm. According to the door, there were five girls working. I only saw two. Both AA. Drink lady with sexy with a great rack. Unfortunately AA isn't my flavor, even though one looked like a very curvaceous woman out of a rap video, so I stayed for about 10 minutes and left. I was only in town for that weekend so probably won't be back in that area for awhile.

  14. #287
    Quote Originally Posted by ChrisPoontang  [View Original Post]
    Completely fake review. He's a shill.

    No one has fun in the VIP room except for the girl who was lucky enough to find a moron to fall for the scam.

    You've been warned.
    Thanks for the warning. Too bad. Synn in COI is a solid club.

  15. #286
    Quote Originally Posted by Blake4  [View Original Post]
    Take his review with a grain of salt. Reviewer has only 2 posts, both hyping Red Tie. Maybe legit, who knows.
    You mean both hyping Synn, right? I was the one who mentioned Red Tie.

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