Craigslist Advertiser Reviews

[BadAssCb91]

Looking for a great lady to do a manzilian for me. Any recommendation?

[PumpAndDump]

She works at the same spot with Gaby, both their links below. These two are like a fast food menu item, you buy a big mac and quarter pounder with cheese and when you open the bag shit is lobsided and hanging out in different places. But hey you want a damn burger so you say fuck it. Honestly not worth their asking price, and the reason you see them all over CL to begin with was because I had them both and they asked me where I found them. I said CL, and welp, here they are posting regularly to snatch up another idiot like me paid them good cash for a double sesh, everything was extra, mediocre attitude towards making me feel 'relaxed' . Wouldn't ever repeat.

Luna.

https://miami.craigslist.org/brw/bts...667012423.html

Gaby.

https://miami.craigslist.org/brw/bts...666336268.html

Damn shame, they are both hot, but I will take your advice.

[Truchoto]

I regret telling her I found her on CL fml, she's posting like every fucking day now $$ guess there are tons of suckers out there. Says former sucker haha. Don't do it guys!

https://miami.craigslist.org/brw/bts...667330036.html

[Truchoto]

Thanks for the review. What was the asking price?

They asked for buck 60, saying 60 for the house and hundo for each for half hour. Then. Another hundo to go topless I was like, ok for both. They go no, each. That puts us over four coins for a little' rub. So I settled with them to go at it 3 coins 80 cent (I hate typing this) felt suckered into a mediocre four hand special. But hey treat yourself. . That's what I told them on my way out, go get yourselves something nice girls.

[OralWonder]

She works at the same spot with Gaby, both their links below. These two are like a fast food menu item, you buy a big mac and quarter pounder with cheese and when you open the bag shit is lobsided and hanging out in different places. But hey you want a damn burger so you say fuck it. Honestly not worth their asking price, and the reason you see them all over CL to begin with was because I had them both and they asked me where I found them. I said CL, and welp, here they are posting regularly to snatch up another idiot like me paid them good cash for a double sesh, everything was extra, mediocre attitude towards making me feel 'relaxed' . Wouldn't ever repeat.

Luna.

https://miami.craigslist.org/brw/bts...667012423.html

Gaby.

https://miami.craigslist.org/brw/bts...666336268.html

Thanks for the review. What was the asking price?

[Truchoto]

She works at the same spot with Gaby, both their links below. These two are like a fast food menu item, you buy a big mac and quarter pounder with cheese and when you open the bag shit is lobsided and hanging out in different places. But hey you want a damn burger so you say fuck it. Honestly not worth their asking price, and the reason you see them all over CL to begin with was because I had them both and they asked me where I found them. I said CL, and welp, here they are posting regularly to snatch up another idiot like me paid them good cash for a double sesh, everything was extra, mediocre attitude towards making me feel 'relaxed' . Wouldn't ever repeat.

Luna.

https://miami.craigslist.org/brw/bts...667012423.html

Gaby.

https://miami.craigslist.org/brw/bts...666336268.html

[Truchoto]

I think that's a pretty good deal if there's a HE thrown in, most are asking for buck fifty and up for anything beyond a shitty massage.

I contacted a couple of providers last week to see about rates for a shave downstairs followed by a body rub. I was quoted between 180-200 and I'm pretty sure there's a handy thrown in.

Seems pricey to me, what do you guys think?

[Bone Yard]

I contacted a couple of providers last week to see about rates for a shave downstairs followed by a body rub. I was quoted between 180-200 and I'm pretty sure there's a handy thrown in.

Seems pricey to me, what do you guys think?

[Truchoto]

Spent some time over phone and text, did not confirm anything will happen.

Sent her a picture of myself, does not shut it down either but when I show up I wanted to clarify I needed to relax and leave happy. And we started to get into details, absolutely takes advantage of people throwing cash at her because she's good looking so I left, took my "business" elsewhere. Forget it. Probably down 4 coins before anything happens. If anyone has different story please share.

https://miami.craigslist.org/brw/hws...663723122.html

PM's also welcome.

[LazyBones]

https://miami.craigslist.org/brw/hws...663723122.html

PM's also welcome.

[Gringo2123]

Tried her out about 10 years ago when she was taking advantage of some old dude and working out of his shed in Dania beach. Was old and crappy back then, when she quoted a high amount for HE I thankfully passed and just took my loses

Maria is an arrogant 50+ French Canadian who posts as 'total bliss massage' when really there is just total humiliation.

$ . 60 for HE and the worst attitude. Massage was mediocre and after HE she said we're done even though she went straight into it after a light massage and there were about 15 minutes left to go on the clock. Almost asked for a refund haha if you're into domme vibes and want your balls kicked around, go see her. Else look elsewhere.

https://miami.craigslist.org/brw/bts...662576972.html

[Truchoto]

Maria is an arrogant 50+ French Canadian who posts as 'total bliss massage' when really there is just total humiliation.

$ . 60 for HE and the worst attitude. Massage was mediocre and after HE she said we're done even though she went straight into it after a light massage and there were about 15 minutes left to go on the clock. Almost asked for a refund haha if you're into domme vibes and want your balls kicked around, go see her. Else look elsewhere.

https://miami.craigslist.org/brw/bts...662576972.html

[Truchoto]

TOFTT and booked a sesh with Gabby. She mentioned she had a friend for a 4 hand massage too. $ . 7 for hh each but we discussed I would not leave disappointed.

So we talk about full massage HE and she starts upselling nuru and I'm like nah it's cool, you can take your dresses off. Neither of them wanted to do that I was like uh. So they wanted an extra coin for topless. I was at the point of no return, wound up dishing out $$ for a half hour 4 hand massage which in it of itself wasn't terrible, but way overshot the budget for my stupid two girl fetish.

Places was too close to pass up, called: golden eyes studio, she's posted a few places, looks like the pictures so that's a plus, but hard pass on having so many upcharges.

https://miami.craigslist.org/brw/bts...658008118.html

https://adultsearch.com/us/florida/f...y-rubs/3175465

[DDrennen]

Hi! Anyone have experience with this one? She's been posting for quite a while. TIA!

https://skipthegames.com/posts/fort-...i/514952152135

[Krizoz]

Had the same experience last year + more. Need to pay her another visit. Sent you a DM.

I've seen her a few times she allowed me to touch suck and all of the above. She recently moved to a new location and won't let me touch anymore.