Massage Parlor Reports

**Mjwojo** · 11-16-23 16:52

Originally Posted by SamKatz [View Original Post]

Checked out the site (it was one of the 3 I tried when I struck out, STG was the other and forget the third one). According to the pictures and the prices I highly doubt it though. I looked up the location to see what the area looks like and it seems to be a Hearing Aid Business. It does say the picture is from a week ago too(yes I know it also says 2019 so don't know for sure). I wouldn't be surprised if they ask you for a deposit then she goes ghost. The place looks like it could be 2 different separate units but nope, It says "Please use the other door" on the door on the right. If it looks too good to be true, it's probably not true. Some of these "escorts / AMPs" insult our intelligence alot I've noticed using super hot girls, I've always told mamasans to use REAL pictures back in the day but most told me that they do not run the ads. Just my take on the matter but if it were to be real, it's probably a Hearing Aid business that went out of business and now used by some chicks but most definitely not looking that good for those prices in Warminster of all places. Pictures below of the spot. Did you try calling or going?

Address says 1X, but ad says white building. That is 5, not 1X. Did you see a pink sign in the window? That's what the ad says to look for. I never used the Russian spas. They always wanted ridiculous fees then didn't want to deliver the goods.

Originally Posted by SamKatz [View Original Post]

I never ventured much outside the city back in the early days but you are definitely right about another spot in Jenkintown Sunshine Spa sounds about right and if I think they answered in bathing suits, I've been to too many AMPs I might be mistaken but one had it's own back parking lot which could be 111. They were all generic names Apple Spa, Sunshine Spa, Kings Spa, Tokyo Spa etc.

111 was a nice place. My 1st AMP. I don't believe it had a parking lot. I always parked on the street around the corner.

**Sam Katz** · 11-15-23 09:17

Went to Classy a week ago to see Hu and since I've been there a couple times already it was much easier and no where's waldo maze trying to find the building and room number which felt like I passed 200 doors once I arrived on the correct floor the first time. She already had the door cracked open and was in sexy red lingerie. Her pictures are a bit touched up ofcourse and the pictures looked a little old too. My guess would be she's 34. She told me 27 I think it was but I just laughed saying I know. She worked in Cali and all over. I don't know if she asks for the donation first or not because I just gave it to her ahead of time with an extra Andrew Jackson outside the envelope saying I'm tipping ahead of time because I want a great time with you (I was going to give the extra 20 regardless unless I got a bait a switch or catfished pretty badly, a little different from pictures that look like they were taken professionally compared to real life I always expect a few points lower obviously but just as long as she doesn't go from an 8 down to a 4). She didn't bother counting the money I guess because I've been there a couple times already. A little small talk and off to the shower. Very good smile a few tattoos is not my thing but her cute smile and straight white teeth and nice Cs quickly made me forget about them. I'm a sucker for more of a cute girl rather than the tan sexy look (just my preference and she fit the bill) she gives me a choice of either mouthwash or brushing my teeth so I brush my teeth even though I always come prepared and clean anyway but this allows the girl to see that you are clean for sure if you're into DFK. As soon as we got in the shower she was playing with junior watching him grow and grow and pulled me out of the shower by my johnson. DFK was nice but was shortlived because she got down on her knees to start a great BBBJ while looking in the bathroom mirror (the view was awesome). Nut #1 finished in her mouth took it all like a champion no drip! But ran to the bathroom to spit I knew it was a big load. She came back and I only had 15 minutes left and she seemed pretty drained from alot of mouth action.

She thought it was over because she collapsed onto the bed and said "long BJ oh my God" but 13 minutes left on the game so I said I'll do all the work after he gets back up I promise. The pressure of time made it hard to get hard again right away but got there and inside with the hat on. The beautifully shaven haven was about 81% tight. Unfortunately by then I was down to 4 minutes so asked nicely if she can just go HJ for #2 and get this overwith because nobody wants to leave right before the second nut. Finished with no time left, quickly got dressed and was offered those half cans of coke or water so took the coke and she gave a nice warm hug while I apologized for making her work hard. But for 370 $(350 $ + 20 $ tip) I expected atleast 2 rounds. Great attitude and would see her again possibly but I like to venture and see new girls especially at higher rates. Said she's been in Philly before and not staying long but will be back again. I guess that's the case as their website shows zero girls at the moment. Hopefully nothing bad. Saw LoveKPhilly is back under a new name- PhillyVIP but using fake pictures for Viola. Going to see if it's worth going there.

Happy Hunting Everyone!

Sam Katz aka AMPimp.

**LegendMagoo** · 11-14-23 09:41

Originally Posted by TonsilHockey [View Original Post]

Could this be REAL?? https://max80.com.listcrawler.eu/pos...phia/160053538.

There are no extras and no nuru. Straight up regular massage no matter what they tell you. I've been there.

**UlyssesGrant** · 11-13-23 18:49

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**BeefNoodleSoup** · 11-13-23 11:50

Originally Posted by CuboneFL [View Original Post]

Hey guys, I'm going to be visiting your town in a few weeks and I'm going to be down by the convention center. I had settled on going to Cherry based upon reports here, but it looks like they're gone. You guys recommend New Star which is also going to be super convenient?

Thanks in advance, we have anything you don't want to put on open forum my DMs are open and I appreciate it.

It looks like you are someone that is willing to do your homework. There is another website that specializes on reviews of AMPs. I don't think I'm aloud to state this AMP website but it is pretty easy to find on google. There are a lot of philly AMP info on there with a pretty active community. They even have multiple Florida sections on there but no one uses it down there. Maybe you can start a trend down there.

**CuboneFL** · 11-13-23 10:06

Hey guys, I'm going to be visiting your town in a few weeks and I'm going to be down by the convention center. I had settled on going to Cherry based upon reports here, but it looks like they're gone. You guys recommend New Star which is also going to be super convenient?

Thanks in advance, we have anything you don't want to put on open forum my DMs are open and I appreciate it.

**Readct** · 11-13-23 00:57

Originally Posted by Jayke00 [View Original Post]

I've never been to a MP that wasn't Asian, but there are plenty of historical reports in this forum on European spas which pop up from time to time being uber expensive in the tips department for low mileage / poor service.

The most likely scenario here is that this ends up being one of those.

Full service spas with Caucasians are pretty rare, but do exist.

This is going back 20 years but there was a place in Bridgeport, CT called 'American Spa' which only staffed white and Latina women. BBBJ and CFS with normal AMP pricing. Sign explicitly stating that providers are not licensed massage therapists. I used to drive up from Norwalk on the regular and had a couple favorites. Girls were mostly ex strippers, late 20's, service focused. Worth the 45 minute drive for the level of service and quality of girls vs the AMPs in Stamford and Norwalk at the time. Probably hit it 50 times over couple years.

I imagine this might be a similar situation. TOFTT and report back.

**DaFunGuy856** · 11-12-23 23:24

Originally Posted by SamKatz [View Original Post]

It's real the place on where you can see the Sun Rising correct? Nothing special but not crappy YMMV. $200 not a Korean AMP, Chinese girls and no grandmothers 35-45. Called them for you, mamasan said 3 girls working. But as you can see for an example Cherry on the left looks alot older than Cherry on the right. Is anyone surprised? Every picture of a girl you just got to assume she's a few points (sometimes many points) below that. Especially those AMP pictures which are not just taken by the mamasan. Alot get them professionally done. In China Korea they have places where they will transform you like a model (hair, make up, accessories, body positioning, studio backgrounds, lighting, angles etc) for your "portfolio".

If you're around the area no harm in checking out a lineup to check them out face to face and deciding. I always used to go around checking out line ups since they used stock pictures on BP / websites when I first started mongering and it was able to find some gems that way. Even now I still prefer to see the provider firsthand because pictures can fool you.

Sam Katz aka AMPimp.

Thanks for responding. Well those don't look like grandma but I will drive past tomorrow to see the lineup. Looking for a good nuru plus extra.

**Jayke00** · 11-12-23 15:24

Originally Posted by TonsilHockey [View Original Post]

Could this be REAL?? https://max80.com.listcrawler.eu/pos...phia/160053538.

I've never been to a MP that wasn't Asian, but there are plenty of historical reports in this forum on European spas which pop up from time to time being uber expensive in the tips department for low mileage / poor service.

The most likely scenario here is that this ends up being one of those.

But we won't know unless you take the plunge and report back smile.

{EDIT} Removed where I thought Sam had the wrong building. Zooming in on the street view image clearly shows the hearing aid building is indeed #15. No idea why they are talking about a white office in their ad.

{EDIT #2} "Minutes from Parx" in their ad. Yeah, 22 minutes from Parx. PSA: Chinatown is only 26 minutes from Parx.

**Member #6551** · 11-12-23 14:56

Hello everyone. I'm from Cincinnati and making my way to this area, well about an hr north for work, but was told in another forum to come to this one cause there is a lot better options. I am looking for a AMP that offers table showers, with flip options. We don't have them back home and want to try one.

Thanks in advance.

SD out.

**Sam Katz** · 11-12-23 14:32

Originally Posted by DaFunGuy856 [View Original Post]

Heading up the NE area and drove past those spot by accident. Is his real and if so any intel you can provide list cost and what's the approx age. Not looking for grandma type of girls. Thanks.

It's real the place on where you can see the Sun Rising correct? Nothing special but not crappy YMMV. $200 not a Korean AMP, Chinese girls and no grandmothers 35-45. Called them for you, mamasan said 3 girls working. But as you can see for an example Cherry on the left looks alot older than Cherry on the right. Is anyone surprised? Every picture of a girl you just got to assume she's a few points (sometimes many points) below that. Especially those AMP pictures which are not just taken by the mamasan. Alot get them professionally done. In China Korea they have places where they will transform you like a model (hair, make up, accessories, body positioning, studio backgrounds, lighting, angles etc) for your "portfolio".

If you're around the area no harm in checking out a lineup to check them out face to face and deciding. I always used to go around checking out line ups since they used stock pictures on BP / websites when I first started mongering and it was able to find some gems that way. Even now I still prefer to see the provider firsthand because pictures can fool you.

Sam Katz aka AMPimp.

**DaFunGuy856** · 11-12-23 09:57

Heading up the NE area and drove past those spot by accident. Is his real and if so any intel you can provide list cost and what's the approx age. Not looking for grandma type of girls. Thanks.

**Sam Katz** · 11-11-23 22:17

Originally Posted by TonsilHockey [View Original Post]

Could this be REAL?? https://max80.com.listcrawler.eu/pos...phia/160053538.

Checked out the site (it was one of the 3 I tried when I struck out, STG was the other and forget the third one). According to the pictures and the prices I highly doubt it though. I looked up the location to see what the area looks like and it seems to be a Hearing Aid Business. It does say the picture is from a week ago too(yes I know it also says 2019 so don't know for sure). I wouldn't be surprised if they ask you for a deposit then she goes ghost. The place looks like it could be 2 different separate units but nope, It says "Please use the other door" on the door on the right. If it looks too good to be true, it's probably not true. Some of these "escorts / AMPs" insult our intelligence alot I've noticed using super hot girls, I've always told mamasans to use REAL pictures back in the day but most told me that they do not run the ads. Just my take on the matter but if it were to be real, it's probably a Hearing Aid business that went out of business and now used by some chicks but most definitely not looking that good for those prices in Warminster of all places. Pictures below of the spot. Did you try calling or going?

Originally Posted by TonsilHockey [View Original Post]

It turned out that she had to "work" her way through Palmer, and she wasn't making ends meet doing $25.00 "back cracks". She opened a "private, no limits chiropractic, and cigar-bar gentlemen's club" in an apartment setting. She did legit 'screenings' on everyone with whom she invited to visit. I went on to install humidistats in her wine closet, and cigar humidor, which had some "Cuban's", Montechristo's and Macanudo's, after I consolidated a nearby HVACR service visit wearing my (Actually owned Carrier / Motorola Two-Way Comm Dealer franchises) jumpsuit.

I wound up spending two entire 10-hr days there, and left $300.00 "lighter".

The "best ever", was "The Club Royale" just off of Easton in Glenside.

Honorable Mention: The "Tri State", in the Tri State Mall.

"Fossillized Memories, 2023 Edition". Is a great way to put it! Feels like a decade ago when the scene was booming like crazy. Funny part of still having a PM from you is it was from a. DECADE ago LOL. Appreciate the credit if you remember what you said. The other site was where things was utter chaos after the word really got out you definitely remember! For the most part in a good way but I knew letting everybody know would create mayhem but was not expecting things to rise to the level it did. She owes me alot LOL. It's a shame the other site died out though.

Man I made some spelling grammar minor errors on my post oh well. At the end of one of the paragraphs it's supposed to be $400 and was referring to the chick Classysemite is talking about. Vietamese chick charging "premium" aka inflation in the AMP industry! That story about opening up private "no limits chiropractic" and all that sounds old school but ahead of it's time, even screening? Damn. 20 hours for $300 back then was still a steal for sure. That's crazy but probably a fun marathon. I never ventured much outside the city back in the early days but you are definitely right about another spot in Jenkintown Sunshine Spa sounds about right and if I think they answered in bathing suits, I've been to too many AMPs I might be mistaken but one had it's own back parking lot which could be 111. They were all generic names Apple Spa, Sunshine Spa, Kings Spa, Tokyo Spa etc.

I usually stuck to center city because most of the younger prettier girls were there. I am a sucker for looks and would take average service as long as she's attractive somewhat. Everyone has their preferences. It just sucked how Philly would always get the short end of the stick in those days. Now it's different fortunately but Philly would always get the B and C class gals and NYC ladies to hit the "wall" aka past their prime.

Stay Safe Mongering Everybody!

Sam Katz aka AMPimp.

**Tonsil Hockey** · 11-11-23 18:27

Could this be REAL?? https://max80.com.listcrawler.eu/pos...phia/160053538.

**TholeJosh123** · 11-11-23 00:19

Hello all. I have traveled the east coast this year looking for the biggest tits possible. I have a lot of info to share for anyone who wants it. I am visiting Philly next week and would love to see a very busty provider. DD at minimum I would love anything above DD. I can share info on NJ VA and MD. I asked around a couple months ago but my trip was canceled. I will report back whether it be privately or publicly on the forum for anyone who helps. Please help me find my giant titty provider! Thank you!