Massage Parlor Reports

[Jonesy1972]

Wow. Sam is the man. So made an appointment with Yoyo. Long trip for me and yes away from the city. BUT, the place was very nice inside. Mama looked like she could be working but was in PJs. Met yoyo in the room. What a knockout. 5' maybe, perfect muscular body. I paid 200 for the hour then tried to lean in for a hug and kiss. She let me but didn't want any DFK. No problem. Otherwise very pleasant. I tried to negotiate msog, and had to go through a translator. I just laid out another 50. We worked it out through the translator app, and then went for it. She laughed and stopped me. I said one now one after shower. The translation through the phone: honey have you ever had a shower here? I said no she laughed, on to the shower. Standard shower though, but very fun. Like I said, she has an amazing body and super cute. Back to the room. Now it gets interesting, she didn't even get her dress off and we were going at it. She kept pressure at my throat to keep me from getting to her lips but let me kiss everywhere else. She hopped on the table and I was grinding up against her and grabbing that tight, muscular ass. I barely disrobed and she popped her breasts out, sucking and grinding against her. She was making much noise, gyrating, very in shape and very, very good. I threw her on the table, she said 'you strong!' I slid on the bag and went to work. All missionary but god, she was all that and a bag of chips. Saying all the right, English, things. Gyrating, allowing me deep, then flexing and popping me out. She kept me from finishing until she let me finish, LOL. That was fun. Eye contact was spectacular. Now. As I wound down she showed me the translated text: I give you 10 minute massage then we do it again. So. The massage. Best I've had in a while. She is STRONG. Very muscular. I was totally relaxed. She didn't get to my ass or legs which I was hoping for but the neck shoulder and midsection was so strong and amazing. As promised, she left me on my stomach and started tonguing my arse, lifting me up and tonguing the balls, shaft. Eventually, sliding up between my legs and letting me face f her. Making noise. Oh my god what fun. Then she came all the up between me and we were gyrating together. Now I never do bfs but she had me going. She let me rub up against it. If it went in on its own I think it would have. But when I put my hand to guide it, she said no, when I stopped she said 'good boy' and smiled. She kept pressure on my throat again to keep me from her lips but let me everywhere else. I actually liked that so I pressed her hand more firmly. She laughed and kept at it. I happened to have another hat and I did have it out. She grabbed it and put it on and went to get on top..

I had so much fun yesterday I went back for seconds. Round two with yoyo (pronounced yue-yue I found out). 160 for half hour. Started with a shower, then to the room. Immediately to the action. BBBJ while sitting on the edge of the table. She throws my ankles in the air and tongue lashes the balloon knot. Back to BJ. She did her best to deep throat but I'm a bit wide, and she's tiny. Too much teeth. I stopped her and she climbs on top. She still dressed, pops her breasts out and grinds bare against me, light kisses, all the noises (even if fake are good), I finally had enough and put on the bag as she disrobed. Spun around for standing doggy. Holy shit she is built like a brick shithouse. All muscle. She may not know a lot of English but she knows 'fuck me' pretty good. She spun around (haha spinner) while I was still inside her. Now, I mentioned she 'popped me out' yesterday. She did the same again today, but. Now listen, when I'm doing this, all orgasms are fake. So hers are fake. BUT, she gets an academy award. Because she 'orgasmed', popped me out, and squirted all over me. I'm standing now plowing from the side of the table, her on her back. And. As far as squirting, if fake it's piss. So she pissed all over me. I was ok with it. Yesterday she maybe had no pee. So she popped me out but couldn't squirt. She did this twice more. Then I climbed on top for some slow, passionate mish. I take a long time to finish, normally. So I pulled out and pulled the bag off and she finished me with her hand while looking at me the whole time, kneeling upright and her on her back. I shot all over her and almost made her perfect tits. She said, "I like you" and I think she honestly meant that part. We were both sweaty and had a great workout. This girl likes to work out. She's muscular, very strong. You don't get that from eating bon bons. She asked my name which she cutely mispronounced. She said 'shower?' and again to the shower to clean us both off. Came back for 5 minutes of massage. The light on the wall blinked and I knew my 30 minutes were up. We traded some translated texts. This was a great fucking time, again. Worth the trip for me. The city is closer but the trip is worth it.

As far as price and experience. I must say (even AMPs overall) I never feel rushed. I feel so much attention is on me, yoyo (and most others) are actively engaged in you having a good time. The want repeat customers. This was a full half hour of a great pleasurable experience. For 160. At 200 you get the full hour, which is really just a great loooong fantastic massage. Best I've had in a while. This time she laid out two rubbers thinking I was going for two again haha. I barely got the second one off last time I don't know what I was thinking. Anyway, my point is, you can pay 150 for an escort. A pretty one, maybe get lucky and she's not using, but you still get maybe 10 or 15 minutes. As long as it takes to finish. And you sure as hell don't get someone bathing you. I will take this experience every time over an escort.

[Jonesy1972]

Literally after sending them to me (I didn't even ask) but since neither looked like Yoyo if you seen her before, I asked their names and she said Winnie and Amy. But she got the names mixed up before when she sent me pictures of girls the first time around I'll add them too. Unorganized or just trying to get you there first so could be Anna Jojo Yoyo Lina Amy etc LOL. I only know what Yoyo looked like which are added below (the 2 pictures wearing white).

My guess is they do that to get you there because most likely you are going to stay I mean it's a good for an AMP in the northeast which I always stayed away from because they were always so old and not attractive in my book. Same with AMPs in the suburbs. To mongers who never heard of this place vThis spot does BFS so be careful and insert at your own risk.

Sam Katz aka AMPimp.

Wow. Sam is the man. So made an appointment with Yoyo. Long trip for me and yes away from the city. BUT, the place was very nice inside. Mama looked like she could be working but was in PJs. Met yoyo in the room. What a knockout. 5' maybe, perfect muscular body. I paid 200 for the hour then tried to lean in for a hug and kiss. She let me but didn't want any DFK. No problem. Otherwise very pleasant. I tried to negotiate msog, and had to go through a translator. I just laid out another 50. We worked it out through the translator app, and then went for it. She laughed and stopped me. I said one now one after shower. The translation through the phone: honey have you ever had a shower here? I said no she laughed, on to the shower. Standard shower though, but very fun. Like I said, she has an amazing body and super cute. Back to the room. Now it gets interesting, she didn't even get her dress off and we were going at it. She kept pressure at my throat to keep me from getting to her lips but let me kiss everywhere else. She hopped on the table and I was grinding up against her and grabbing that tight, muscular ass. I barely disrobed and she popped her breasts out, sucking and grinding against her. She was making much noise, gyrating, very in shape and very, very good. I threw her on the table, she said 'you strong!' I slid on the bag and went to work. All missionary but god, she was all that and a bag of chips. Saying all the right, English, things. Gyrating, allowing me deep, then flexing and popping me out. She kept me from finishing until she let me finish, LOL. That was fun. Eye contact was spectacular. Now. As I wound down she showed me the translated text: I give you 10 minute massage then we do it again. So. The massage. Best I've had in a while. She is STRONG. Very muscular. I was totally relaxed. She didn't get to my ass or legs which I was hoping for but the neck shoulder and midsection was so strong and amazing. As promised, she left me on my stomach and started tonguing my arse, lifting me up and tonguing the balls, shaft. Eventually, sliding up between my legs and letting me face f her. Making noise. Oh my god what fun. Then she came all the up between me and we were gyrating together. Now I never do bfs but she had me going. She let me rub up against it. If it went in on its own I think it would have. But when I put my hand to guide it, she said no, when I stopped she said 'good boy' and smiled. She kept pressure on my throat again to keep me from her lips but let me everywhere else. I actually liked that so I pressed her hand more firmly. She laughed and kept at it. I happened to have another hat and I did have it out. She grabbed it and put it on and went to get on top. I was struggling to maintain erection after such a thorough fucking 10 minutes prior so I just pulled it off and mimicked a handjob. She complied and went very slow until I finished letting it hit the bottom of her tongue and chin, maintaining eye contact the whole time. She cleaned me up and invited me BACK to the shower. Standing shower, cleaned me up very playful now. I did some more roaming and kissing. Back to the room dressed and lots of hugging and affection as she led me out and to the door. I will definitely repeat.

Sam does not lie. Yoyo is great.

One other question: has anyone ever been able to get an AMP girl out of the AMP? Like pay for an actual date? Just curious if that's a thing.

I was trying to find 80 ss with escorts. And having luck but usually needle addicts. Lots of uncertainty. Paradise offers a 160 hhr. If sam can enlighten me that it is the same: shower, massage, FS, I will take that any day of the week. Especially with yoyo.

[Jonesy1972]

Literally after sending them to me (I didn't even ask) but since neither looked like Yoyo if you seen her before, I asked their names and she said Winnie and Amy. But she got the names mixed up before when she sent me pictures of girls the first time around I'll add them too. Unorganized or just trying to get you there first so could be Anna Jojo Yoyo Lina Amy etc LOL. I only know what Yoyo looked like which are added below (the 2 pictures wearing white).

My guess is they do that to get you there because most likely you are going to stay I mean it's a good for an AMP in the northeast which I always stayed away from because they were always so old and not attractive in my book. Same with AMPs in the suburbs. To mongers who never heard of this place vThis spot does BFS so be careful and insert at your own risk.

Sam Katz aka AMPimp.

Made an appointment to see Yoyo today, based on this report. I do not do bfs but I will report back. The other girls are perfect too, so if they are really there, any of them will be fun.

[Jonesy1972]

Full service spas with Caucasians are pretty rare, but do exist.

This is going back 20 years but there was a place in Bridgeport, CT called 'American Spa' which only staffed white and Latina women. BBBJ and CFS with normal AMP pricing. Sign explicitly stating that providers are not licensed massage therapists. I used to drive up from Norwalk on the regular and had a couple favorites. Girls were mostly ex strippers, late 20's, service focused. Worth the 45 minute drive for the level of service and quality of girls vs the AMPs in Stamford and Norwalk at the time. Probably hit it 50 times over couple years.

I imagine this might be a similar situation. TOFTT and report back.

There's one in jersey that has been there for over a decade. The jersey forums have it I'm sure.

[Ken Allen]

I've not been to the place you're referring to but I think you mean Spring City, up the road from Phoenixville, not Sinking Spring up by Reading. The former location has been discussed here before in the Philly Suburbs AMP threads.

A standard rub and tug in Paoli is Serenity on Rt. 30/ Lancaster Ave in Paoli.

Yes you're correct. It's spring city.

New management couple months ago.

I've been there 3 times.

Price is different based on the girl. Twice I went with someone who didn't speak English. Had to use Google translate.

Paid $50 for half hour.

$110 for bbj and cfs.

Last time I went the girl wanted $140 for bbj cfs.

Didn't have any extra funds and told her either take the same deal or I'm leaving.

BBFS is definitely a no there. I've asked.

[JTerry26]

I've not been to the place you're referring to but I think you mean Spring City, up the road from Phoenixville, not Sinking Spring up by Reading. The former location has been discussed here before in the Philly Suburbs AMP threads.

A standard rub and tug in Paoli is Serenity on Rt. 30/ Lancaster Ave in Paoli.

I agree the whole "dream" and using cryptic signs for amount paid is just stupid.

You're not getting busted for anything written here.

51 East bridge street.

Sinking spring.

25 min from Malvern.

BBJ and cfs is available.

Decent service. Average looking women.

There's a couple rub and tugs in Paoli.

No BJ or FS.

[Ken Allen]

Malvern is almost an hour away from where most of the Philly AMPs are. Maybe you would have better luck on the Philly suburbs section.

Personally I don't like it when people say "dream" instead of what they really mean. That type of talk is not going to protect you from anything and it just makes things difficult to communicate. I don't know what you are looking for. In Philly, there are HJ AMPs and FS AMPs. It's not a good idea to go to the wrong type. They don't really switch off skillfully.

I agree the whole "dream" and using cryptic signs for amount paid is just stupid.

You're not getting busted for anything written here.

51 East bridge street.

Sinking spring.

25 min from Malvern.

BBJ and cfs is available.

Decent service. Average looking women.

There's a couple rub and tugs in Paoli.

No BJ or FS.

[BeefNoodleSoup]

Wasn't quite sure which thread to post in, but I'll be close to Philly next Wednesday-Friday. I'll be staying in Malvern, but looking for a nice AMP to have a dream at while I'm in the area. I'm still fairly noobie to the craft, but looking for suggestions in the Malvern /Philly area. If anyone could point me in the right direction, I would greatly appreciate it! Thank you!

Malvern is almost an hour away from where most of the Philly AMPs are. Maybe you would have better luck on the Philly suburbs section.

Personally I don't like it when people say "dream" instead of what they really mean. That type of talk is not going to protect you from anything and it just makes things difficult to communicate. I don't know what you are looking for. In Philly, there are HJ AMPs and FS AMPs. It's not a good idea to go to the wrong type. They don't really switch off skillfully.

[PhillyDwag]

Wasn't quite sure which thread to post in, but I'll be close to Philly next Wednesday-Friday. I'll be staying in Malvern, but looking for a nice AMP to have a dream at while I'm in the area. I'm still fairly noobie to the craft, but looking for suggestions in the Malvern /Philly area. If anyone could point me in the right direction, I would greatly appreciate it! Thank you!

Looks like the picking are slim especially if you want FS. I would try to get into the main area of Philly. Center City to be specific.

[Doller]

Wasn't quite sure which thread to post in, but I'll be close to Philly next Wednesday-Friday. I'll be staying in Malvern, but looking for a nice AMP to have a dream at while I'm in the area. I'm still fairly noobie to the craft, but looking for suggestions in the Malvern /Philly area. If anyone could point me in the right direction, I would greatly appreciate it! Thank you!

[Tonsil Hockey]

, to "rain dance the five-county area", or hire a well driller to dig up 'non-skank offerings from beyond', or maybe West Virginia?

[Lance547]

Had a stilted conversation with the Chinese masseuse at my local AMP (suburbs). Sees no ring, asks if I'm married. Say no, divorced and she gives me this lecture about too much divorce in USA. Ok, lady, whatever.

Then I say I have a GF though. Asks age and when she hears (big difference in ages) she asks "you pay?" "No, I don't pay". "No pay? So just gifts?" I think about it and in a way she's not wrong so I say "Yes, just gifts". She thinks for a bit and is like "In China, you pay for girlfriend".

It was interesting exchange. I didn't take it as *I* would have to pay, but more like in China those kinds of relationships are always / often SD / SB relationships. Makes me think that the division between wife / GF and sex worker in their culture involves a lot of grey, not some bright line. Interesting.

As an aside, I also saw 'on the street' style interviews with Japanese women about whether they'd see a BF or husband going to a sex worker as "cheating". A surprising number (young and old) said some version of no. Very different cultural norm.

It is too much divorce in America and the main reason why is because it's the women who nearly always decide to leave the marriage. In America women file for divorce over 80-90% of the time.

Marriage has evolved over the years in America. Today women get married to have that one big wedding day all about them and to later file for divorce because it rewards them financially.

That said, on another note I stopped by Oasis massage and had a good time. The ladies looked beautiful.

[WookieCookie33]

Had a stilted conversation with the Chinese masseuse at my local AMP (suburbs). Sees no ring, asks if I'm married. Say no, divorced and she gives me this lecture about too much divorce in USA. Ok, lady, whatever.

Then I say I have a GF though. Asks age and when she hears (big difference in ages) she asks "you pay?" "No, I don't pay". "No pay? So just gifts?" I think about it and in a way she's not wrong so I say "Yes, just gifts". She thinks for a bit and is like "In China, you pay for girlfriend".

It was interesting exchange. I didn't take it as *I* would have to pay, but more like in China those kinds of relationships are always / often SD / SB relationships. Makes me think that the division between wife / GF and sex worker in their culture involves a lot of grey, not some bright line. Interesting.

As an aside, I also saw 'on the street' style interviews with Japanese women about whether they'd see a BF or husband going to a sex worker as "cheating". A surprising number (young and old) said some version of no. Very different cultural norm.

I have a neighbor with a live in thai girlfriend. They had a kid together and after a few years she has started looking for an upgrade and he can't figure out why. Once they had the kid she expected him to work more and increase his salary for her and the kid and he was being an involved father instead. He doesn't get that she was expecting financial gain for her and the kid. Also the kid is a girl and mom has decided to leave her with her father while she's working on a bigger whale. Really messed up situation as dude is completely baffled as to why she dumped him and the little girl.

[JTerry26]

Had a stilted conversation with the Chinese masseuse at my local AMP (suburbs). Sees no ring, asks if I'm married. Say no, divorced and she gives me this lecture about too much divorce in USA. Ok, lady, whatever.

Then I say I have a GF though. Asks age and when she hears (big difference in ages) she asks "you pay?" "No, I don't pay". "No pay? So just gifts?" I think about it and in a way she's not wrong so I say "Yes, just gifts". She thinks for a bit and is like "In China, you pay for girlfriend".

It was interesting exchange. I didn't take it as *I* would have to pay, but more like in China those kinds of relationships are always / often SD / SB relationships. Makes me think that the division between wife / GF and sex worker in their culture involves a lot of grey, not some bright line. Interesting.

As an aside, I also saw 'on the street' style interviews with Japanese women about whether they'd see a BF or husband going to a sex worker as "cheating". A surprising number (young and old) said some version of no. Very different cultural norm.

[Sam Katz]

PhillyVIP. Ch is not working for me either. Weird that Classy didn't text you back I texted who's available? And it's been over 30 minutes and nothing. PhillyVIP did say they were not taking anymore new customers you're right about that. I wonder if there's a big bust in the works in Philly. Would definitely suck but it's been a while since the last bust on an AMP so I wouldn't be surprised if someone gets taken down sooner or later. I'm verified at all of the big 3 AMPs I hope they delete my information if the worst does happen. I remember you predicted the end of CH2 exactly on point, If you know anything PM me details please! Not trying to get caught with my pants down!

Yes, little weird but looks like things are back to normal. No cause for alarm if I knew something that could save somebody from getting busted while taking a table shower I would definitely like before. Don't mind what I said, I was just letting something be known because I heard something. I sent you a PM explaining a little further so you would understand.

As far as AMPs go, I'm still sticking to what I heard about Chinese providers and what do you know? Yoyo ended up being a gem in my opinion. I checked out Saigon (Ocean) last night and was surprised to see a white girl or could've been European not sure but nobody I liked. Could tell there were more available but they were "busy" so worth another stop next time I'm in the area. Wish I had been to more CMPs in my days so I could atleast try and network with the owners and girls but oh well, I have no clue if Paradise will bring in another certified star but we'll just have to wait and see.

BTW, you Turn Man I made more space so just PM me to keep extra cluster off the thread it's no problem.

Tonsil Hockey, those jimmyhats sound really scientific and super thin nice, but better safe than sorry! It only takes one monger that could spread something like wildfire and some girls who are addicts contract and don't even notice until a month+ later. Based on a true story, well only the first part but endless possibilities (wife to a side dude she's seeing, provider to other clients, monger to other AMPs SW escort chicks and his own side chick who is married and so on and so on. We all know the risks.

Anyways, Stay Safe Mongers! Until Next Time!

Sam Katz aka AMPimp.