Massage Parlor Reports

[TotalKaos]

Is cherry shut down, web page won't load?

[Tonsil Hockey]

I've been there friend, BBFS is tempting as fuck and in the moment your not thinking straight. That said, resist the temptation as much as possible. I have no shame in admititng this hobby has given me STDs, thankfully all of which are curable. I learned the hard way to never trust a provider, whether its an AMP girl or independent. They'll tell you anything, doesn't mean they aren't lying. You're not the first and only person who has BB with her, always keep that in my mind. Wrap it up no matter what. Also remember that there are STDs the doc won't test for, specifically mycoplasma. Make you check that as you may unknowningly pass it onto your significant other (it can be symptomless). Stay safe.

Gained / earned my PA C nearly 8 years ago, then retired, GEEENIUSS, eh?? My sub-specialty addresses most of the causes and treatments of mechanically obstructive disorders of the Bulbar Urethra, at points distal to the cavernosum, and areas of the spongiosum. Mycoplasmatic species are beyond bitchy (sorry, medical term) to test for, and hell to diagnose at times. They're a common contaminant, and the damn things are hard to visuallize under normal monocular microscope analysis. You need a 'really sweet' Bausch and Lomb stereoscopic job, a few Cuban Montechristo's, and the ETOH in the mason jar under the sink. My sainted grandfather 'hot squeezed' plum juice; the odd prune, or two; and raisins hidden in a Land-O-Lakes butter box, with the barely clothed woman on the box posed suggestively. (wash the hell out of them!

Slivowice, BTW.

My old man went ballistic after the PSP called to inform him that everything's okay, your father-in-law's "fancy copper squeezer" sorta launched itself into the stratosphere, when it's propellant ignited.

"Well, so" Was not the correct reply, Pap hid the damn thing at my old man's Clinton County hunting cabin and campsite. , north of Renovo, God's armpit. The state bull was Polish, and Pap used 2 jars to silence the PSP lieutenant.

Hmm, maybe that could cure things without using Erythromycin analogs?

Get "faced", and tame-down the flame-thrower, too?

[CpHowdy]

Is Cherry open on Sunday? I stopped by this afternoon and rang several times with no answer. This was my first time there so wanted to make sure they were open or maybe I needed an appt. Just checking.

Thanks.

[SentryMarv1]

OK that was nuts.

Hit new star at around 10 pm a few nights ago. Drew Sarah. Nice natural c cups, a but older, maybe mid 40's? Hard to tell. Not crazy hot but nice enough. Paid $220 up front. Off to shower. Soaped me up. Nuru on my back and tongued my asshole quite a bit. Rolled over. Started nuru on the front. Quite a bit of genital on genital. I reached down, angled my cock, and slid inside her. I could tell this is something she does not usually do. At all. But she didn't back off, just started BBFS fucking me in the shower. Kinda slow. Lying on top of me, not cowgirl.

Now usually I am pretty good with stamina but this was so crazy and dangerous to my health and nuts I blew my load deep in her pussy after about 60 sec. She didn't realize it at first and then jumped up, and I felt badly I didn't know she didn't expect that. She washed herself a bit and I apologized and she said it was ok and she doesn't usually do this.

Honestly, I've never BBFS'd a provider and I'm waiting for my chlamydia except I took a doxy after and one doxy after will reduce risk by a lot.

Anyone else ever did BBFS ar new star?

I'm a sex addict so don't have much self control in the moment I might have to avoid that place in the future.

Well anyway if you guys are doing BBFS there I didn't contribute to any disease, I was recently pan-tested because I have a new girlfriend.

Whatever the case may be, that happened.

I've been there friend, BBFS is tempting as fuck and in the moment your not thinking straight. That said, resist the temptation as much as possible. I have no shame in admititng this hobby has given me STDs, thankfully all of which are curable. I learned the hard way to never trust a provider, whether its an AMP girl or independent. They'll tell you anything, doesn't mean they aren't lying. You're not the first and only person who has BB with her, always keep that in my mind. Wrap it up no matter what. Also remember that there are STDs the doc won't test for, specifically mycoplasma. Make you check that as you may unknowningly pass it onto your significant other (it can be symptomless). Stay safe.

[DonTrask]

I dunno, perhaps it is just me, being super cautious, but why would anyone send a shot of their D / L or any IRL Identification to people who run a house of prostitution?

Facial rec being what it is, how hard is it going to be to add in the blacked out details?

Seen too many instances of extortion, blackmail or info falling into the hands of LE for me to be comfortable with that.

So each has to make their own security decisions. Think it won't happen to you? Don't care if future employers or SOs or kids find out about your ***** mongering activities?

Just saying. Just go in with full awareness and willingness to accept responsibility.

I'm with you 100% on not taking any risks. Then again, I think you and I are going to go out of our way to eliminate any such risks.

I probably only spent a few hundred dollars but I carry an untraceable burner phone, ordered a fake DL off the internet and would not proceed if there was a hint of danger. For those mongers contemplating the investments for the burner phone and fake DL, ask yourself this; what would you pay for the first hour with a divorce attorney? What would you pay for a single hour of a defense attorney if caught in a pinch? What is the worth of your income stream (salary or in my case, Billings and commissions in my own business.

Fact is, everybody protects their assets with home and auto insurance, why now eliminate as much risk as you can in this hobby?

[Shampoo55]

So I text epm and they will respond or is it something else?

I dunno, perhaps it is just me, being super cautious, but why would anyone send a shot of their D / L or any IRL Identification to people who run a house of prostitution?

Facial rec being what it is, how hard is it going to be to add in the blacked out details?

Seen too many instances of extortion, blackmail or info falling into the hands of LE for me to be comfortable with that.

So each has to make their own security decisions. Think it won't happen to you? Don't care if future employers or SOs or kids find out about your ***** mongering activities?

Just saying. Just go in with full awareness and willingness to accept responsibility.

[SunsetStrip77]

So I text epm and they will respond or is it something else?

Yes, just text them.

[IOSix]

They just ask for a driver's license with your address and license number blacked out.

So I text epm and they will respond or is it something else?

[SunsetStrip77]

LKP has clear guidelines on how to get verified EPM just says screening is required not sure what that means or how to proceed.

They just ask for a driver's license with your address and license number blacked out.

[Vitalogy1980]

I've asked before and recently asked again on the Escorts board, but I figured what the hell. You guys are pretty active. Any place that definitely offers non-Asian providers? In the general downtown area. CC, South, West, etc. I just would rather not go up to the NE or burbs. Like to do my business on my lunch hour or right after work. I don't care if there's massage tables or table showers. I just like a choice.

Like Sandy's old place on the row, if you remember her. Man do I miss that lady LOL. I never understood how the Asian places are allowed to operate basically out in the open, but any place with white girls has to be some big secret. Can't they just pay off the same people mamma san is paying off? LOL.

I know about Joy's. That's not the kind of operation I mean. I'm looking for a walk-in place, three or four white girls and maybe a black or Latina girl. You take your pic. Like the place the great Ms. Sandy ran. Maybe I'm just out of the loop, but I can't believe no operation has come along to fill that void. Last girl I had at Sandy's was this gorgeous sweet Russian girl. Didn't bang her, but we rolled around together in bed and she yanked me off onto her ass cheeks. It was awesome. Another great time, I tittyfcked this Cali girl there. I still whack it remembering that one, eight years later or whatever.

Nothing against Asians. My best female friend is Chinese and I work with a bunch of cool-ass Koreans. But they all speak English. The lack of communication at the AMPs gets boring. I've done it, don't get me wrong LOL and I'm sure I'll do it again. But a little variety would be nice. Feel free to PM if you understandably don't want to say a place here. Thanks, fellas. And if you have any thoughts or insights as to why there's so few non-Asian places, I'd be curious to read your thoughts.

[IOSix]

LKP has clear guidelines on how to get verified EPM just says screening is required not sure what that means or how to proceed.

[IOSix]

We to a APM for the first time saw Sarah, she enjoys here job, started with table shower with slip and slide with some dfk going on, then we went to room and she started putting condom for BJ, when I asked for bb she asked for 40 on top of 220 I had paid, then dined at the why, probably not my smartest decision but I like eating so whatever, was notified by her when 15 minutes were left over all might repeat but want to explore other massage parlor as well.

[DaFunGuy856]

Looking for a good Asian nuru spot aka body glide. Any recommendations I also hit up no post too.

Thansk.

[Hopontome]

OK that was nuts.

Hit new star at around 10 pm a few nights ago. Drew Sarah. Nice natural c cups, a but older, maybe mid 40's? Hard to tell. Not crazy hot but nice enough. Paid $220 up front. Off to shower. Soaped me up. Nuru on my back and tongued my asshole quite a bit. Rolled over. Started nuru on the front. Quite a bit of genital on genital. I reached down, angled my cock, and slid inside her. I could tell this is something she does not usually do. At all. But she didn't back off, just started BBFS fucking me in the shower. Kinda slow. Lying on top of me, not cowgirl.

Now usually I am pretty good with stamina but this was so crazy and dangerous to my health and nuts I blew my load deep in her pussy after about 60 sec. She didn't realize it at first and then jumped up, and I felt badly I didn't know she didn't expect that. She washed herself a bit and I apologized and she said it was ok and she doesn't usually do this.

Honestly, I've never BBFS'd a provider and I'm waiting for my chlamydia except I took a doxy after and one doxy after will reduce risk by a lot.

Anyone else ever did BBFS ar new star?

I'm a sex addict so don't have much self control in the moment I might have to avoid that place in the future.

Well anyway if you guys are doing BBFS there I didn't contribute to any disease, I was recently pan-tested because I have a new girlfriend.

Whatever the case may be, that happened.

[WookieCookie33]

I'm a senior member but have never been to an AMP. I'm here in Philly this week and saw lots of reports on this one. My plan is to go tonight or tomorrow.

Do I call ahead of time or just walk in? When do I pay the house fee and when do I tip the girl? Do you do that before or after agreeing on the tip.

Is being Black problematic?

There are always some girls who won't see people of other races for various reasons. I think you'll run into more issues if you under under 40 ish but any younger guys will be held to a deeper level of scrutiny. You can always inquire when you call if they have someone available who sees new African American clients. You'll find out on the phone if they don' want to make the appointment or they say no one is available.