Massage Parlor Reports

**BeefNoodleSoup** · 11-30-23 15:05

Originally Posted by Doller [View Original Post]

Wasn't quite sure which thread to post in, but I'll be close to Philly next Wednesday-Friday. I'll be staying in Malvern, but looking for a nice AMP to have a dream at while I'm in the area. I'm still fairly noobie to the craft, but looking for suggestions in the Malvern /Philly area. If anyone could point me in the right direction, I would greatly appreciate it! Thank you!

Malvern is almost an hour away from where most of the Philly AMPs are. Maybe you would have better luck on the Philly suburbs section.

Personally I don't like it when people say "dream" instead of what they really mean. That type of talk is not going to protect you from anything and it just makes things difficult to communicate. I don't know what you are looking for. In Philly, there are HJ AMPs and FS AMPs. It's not a good idea to go to the wrong type. They don't really switch off skillfully.

**PhillyDwag** · 11-30-23 13:41

Originally Posted by Doller [View Original Post]

Wasn't quite sure which thread to post in, but I'll be close to Philly next Wednesday-Friday. I'll be staying in Malvern, but looking for a nice AMP to have a dream at while I'm in the area. I'm still fairly noobie to the craft, but looking for suggestions in the Malvern /Philly area. If anyone could point me in the right direction, I would greatly appreciate it! Thank you!

Looks like the picking are slim especially if you want FS. I would try to get into the main area of Philly. Center City to be specific.

**Doller** · 11-30-23 07:18

Wasn't quite sure which thread to post in, but I'll be close to Philly next Wednesday-Friday. I'll be staying in Malvern, but looking for a nice AMP to have a dream at while I'm in the area. I'm still fairly noobie to the craft, but looking for suggestions in the Malvern /Philly area. If anyone could point me in the right direction, I would greatly appreciate it! Thank you!

**Tonsil Hockey** · 11-28-23 22:43

, to "rain dance the five-county area", or hire a well driller to dig up 'non-skank offerings from beyond', or maybe West Virginia?

**Lance547** · 11-27-23 13:10

Originally Posted by JTerry26 [View Original Post]

Had a stilted conversation with the Chinese masseuse at my local AMP (suburbs). Sees no ring, asks if I'm married. Say no, divorced and she gives me this lecture about too much divorce in USA. Ok, lady, whatever.

Then I say I have a GF though. Asks age and when she hears (big difference in ages) she asks "you pay?" "No, I don't pay". "No pay? So just gifts?" I think about it and in a way she's not wrong so I say "Yes, just gifts". She thinks for a bit and is like "In China, you pay for girlfriend".

It was interesting exchange. I didn't take it as *I* would have to pay, but more like in China those kinds of relationships are always / often SD / SB relationships. Makes me think that the division between wife / GF and sex worker in their culture involves a lot of grey, not some bright line. Interesting.

As an aside, I also saw 'on the street' style interviews with Japanese women about whether they'd see a BF or husband going to a sex worker as "cheating". A surprising number (young and old) said some version of no. Very different cultural norm.

It is too much divorce in America and the main reason why is because it's the women who nearly always decide to leave the marriage. In America women file for divorce over 80-90% of the time.

Marriage has evolved over the years in America. Today women get married to have that one big wedding day all about them and to later file for divorce because it rewards them financially.

That said, on another note I stopped by Oasis massage and had a good time. The ladies looked beautiful.

**WookieCookie33** · 11-27-23 07:06

Originally Posted by JTerry26 [View Original Post]

Had a stilted conversation with the Chinese masseuse at my local AMP (suburbs). Sees no ring, asks if I'm married. Say no, divorced and she gives me this lecture about too much divorce in USA. Ok, lady, whatever.

Then I say I have a GF though. Asks age and when she hears (big difference in ages) she asks "you pay?" "No, I don't pay". "No pay? So just gifts?" I think about it and in a way she's not wrong so I say "Yes, just gifts". She thinks for a bit and is like "In China, you pay for girlfriend".

It was interesting exchange. I didn't take it as *I* would have to pay, but more like in China those kinds of relationships are always / often SD / SB relationships. Makes me think that the division between wife / GF and sex worker in their culture involves a lot of grey, not some bright line. Interesting.

As an aside, I also saw 'on the street' style interviews with Japanese women about whether they'd see a BF or husband going to a sex worker as "cheating". A surprising number (young and old) said some version of no. Very different cultural norm.

I have a neighbor with a live in thai girlfriend. They had a kid together and after a few years she has started looking for an upgrade and he can't figure out why. Once they had the kid she expected him to work more and increase his salary for her and the kid and he was being an involved father instead. He doesn't get that she was expecting financial gain for her and the kid. Also the kid is a girl and mom has decided to leave her with her father while she's working on a bigger whale. Really messed up situation as dude is completely baffled as to why she dumped him and the little girl.

**JTerry26** · 11-26-23 22:22

Had a stilted conversation with the Chinese masseuse at my local AMP (suburbs). Sees no ring, asks if I'm married. Say no, divorced and she gives me this lecture about too much divorce in USA. Ok, lady, whatever.

Then I say I have a GF though. Asks age and when she hears (big difference in ages) she asks "you pay?" "No, I don't pay". "No pay? So just gifts?" I think about it and in a way she's not wrong so I say "Yes, just gifts". She thinks for a bit and is like "In China, you pay for girlfriend".

It was interesting exchange. I didn't take it as *I* would have to pay, but more like in China those kinds of relationships are always / often SD / SB relationships. Makes me think that the division between wife / GF and sex worker in their culture involves a lot of grey, not some bright line. Interesting.

As an aside, I also saw 'on the street' style interviews with Japanese women about whether they'd see a BF or husband going to a sex worker as "cheating". A surprising number (young and old) said some version of no. Very different cultural norm.

**Sam Katz** · 11-24-23 02:19

Originally Posted by UTurnMan [View Original Post]

PhillyVIP. Ch is not working for me either. Weird that Classy didn't text you back I texted who's available? And it's been over 30 minutes and nothing. PhillyVIP did say they were not taking anymore new customers you're right about that. I wonder if there's a big bust in the works in Philly. Would definitely suck but it's been a while since the last bust on an AMP so I wouldn't be surprised if someone gets taken down sooner or later. I'm verified at all of the big 3 AMPs I hope they delete my information if the worst does happen. I remember you predicted the end of CH2 exactly on point, If you know anything PM me details please! Not trying to get caught with my pants down!

Yes, little weird but looks like things are back to normal. No cause for alarm if I knew something that could save somebody from getting busted while taking a table shower I would definitely like before. Don't mind what I said, I was just letting something be known because I heard something. I sent you a PM explaining a little further so you would understand.

As far as AMPs go, I'm still sticking to what I heard about Chinese providers and what do you know? Yoyo ended up being a gem in my opinion. I checked out Saigon (Ocean) last night and was surprised to see a white girl or could've been European not sure but nobody I liked. Could tell there were more available but they were "busy" so worth another stop next time I'm in the area. Wish I had been to more CMPs in my days so I could atleast try and network with the owners and girls but oh well, I have no clue if Paradise will bring in another certified star but we'll just have to wait and see.

BTW, you Turn Man I made more space so just PM me to keep extra cluster off the thread it's no problem.

Tonsil Hockey, those jimmyhats sound really scientific and super thin nice, but better safe than sorry! It only takes one monger that could spread something like wildfire and some girls who are addicts contract and don't even notice until a month+ later. Based on a true story, well only the first part but endless possibilities (wife to a side dude she's seeing, provider to other clients, monger to other AMPs SW escort chicks and his own side chick who is married and so on and so on. We all know the risks.

Anyways, Stay Safe Mongers! Until Next Time!

Sam Katz aka AMPimp.

**U Turn Man** · 11-23-23 10:24

Originally Posted by SamKatz [View Original Post]

Odd does anyone know why LoveKPhillys new website PhillyVIP is down starting about 4 days ago(The phone is off I think after 2 rings it shuts off) and they are not taking any new customers so maybe that is it? EPMs website is also down too but only since earlier today, i'm verified at the other 2 but not EPM for reasons so don't know about the phone number there. And Classy has had no providers listed for atleast 4 days or so, I asked today but got no text in return. Strange.

Hopefully nothing bad. I know one of those 3 have some kinda heat on them, I know some things but I doubt anyone got busted for a particular reason (hope not). Don't want to post anything that i'm not almost positive about-that is why i'm not saying certain things. But Sam was right when he said a specific AMP will be going down soon and played out exactly like I said. Just saying.

Probably just a mishap or something. But if it stays like this after Thanksgiving now that will be a problem.

Sam Katz aka AMPimp.

PhillyVIP. Ch is not working for me either. Weird that Classy didn't text you back I texted who's available? And it's been over 30 minutes and nothing. PhillyVIP did say they were not taking anymore new customers you're right about that. I wonder if there's a big bust in the works in Philly. Would definitely suck but it's been a while since the last bust on an AMP so I wouldn't be surprised if someone gets taken down sooner or later. I'm verified at all of the big 3 AMPs I hope they delete my information if the worst does happen. I remember you predicted the end of CH2 exactly on point, If you know anything PM me details please! Not trying to get caught with my pants down!

**Sam Katz** · 11-23-23 08:53

EPMs site is back up. Was only down for a day (LF you know about what I meant just ask the guys you call when you need to move in NYC the older one, only because somebody said you doubted me, now you know how much more I know more or less but goodluck) but the other 2 definitely been off for 4-5 days. I guess time will tell.

Sam Katz aka AMPimp.

**Sam Katz** · 11-23-23 06:17

Odd does anyone know why LoveKPhillys new website PhillyVIP is down starting about 4 days ago(The phone is off I think after 2 rings it shuts off) and they are not taking any new customers so maybe that is it? EPMs website is also down too but only since earlier today, i'm verified at the other 2 but not EPM for reasons so don't know about the phone number there. And Classy has had no providers listed for atleast 4 days or so, I asked today but got no text in return. Strange.

Hopefully nothing bad. I know one of those 3 have some kinda heat on them, I know some things but I doubt anyone got busted for a particular reason (hope not). Don't want to post anything that i'm not almost positive about-that is why i'm not saying certain things. But Sam was right when he said a specific AMP will be going down soon and played out exactly like I said. Just saying.

Probably just a mishap or something. But if it stays like this after Thanksgiving now that will be a problem.

Sam Katz aka AMPimp.

**NightHawk 1967** · 11-19-23 15:55

I be ona fucktour and be passing through Philly soon. I had a great fucktoy at Ludlow about a year ago. She be thai, pretty, big naturals, couldn't be more than 21 with a pussy like vise.

Anything close in Philly these day or should I save baby batter for NYC? Thanks guys!

**ClassySemite** · 11-17-23 22:03

Originally Posted by Tazdude [View Original Post]

They recently added BBFS service to their ad, anyone had luck getting this VIP service. Few weeks back I called them and I was told that raw service were available but when I got there I was told they don't offer that service. Anyone had luck getting BBFS there.

Which girls said no?

**Leo Dorsey** · 11-17-23 19:44

Over at 9th Street last night I was handled by K girl named KiKi. Some English ok but I'm not really a conversationalist! When I feel the sexual tension I like to take care of business and head out. She was in early 30's but most importantly she didn't stop me from certain things that I like to do. In the room I'm gentlemanly but I do want to suck titties, eat some pussy, blow me some before we get busy and keep smiling! KiKi was very accommodating, considering over the years I've had some bad experiences. She was tight and snug which made me finish faster than I wanted. Thank You.