Massage Parlor Reports

[Sam Katz]

After YoYo I've seen Amy, Annie, and Eva (hopefully the pics are in good order). Amy was similar to Yo but not as good obviously. She squirted a river all over me where YoYo could squirt like a clam and splash me in the face. But both def want to please. Annie did not squirt but was very attentive and a lovely time. Eva did not want to be there. She would not make eye contact, very limited attention. No squirt. Maybe she just had a bad day. I am scheduled to see Joy so I will report back. I'm hoping for a squirt LOL.

Interesting to hear that some chicks don't squirt over there! LOL I thought they all did. I only seen Yoyo and Amy by accident because the mamasan said Yoyo was busy when I clearly called and asked for Yoyo and mamasan said yes she's available come now! But Amy was a great time so I didn't complain. I heard Annie was good too by multiple people who are very reliable as well. But Eva? I don't know anything about her or this other chick I forget her name. No eye contact and the vibe of not wanting to be there is a huge mood killer too. Joy was confirmed by somebody here to be the chick on the right so she's not bad looking, not stunning but not bad. I have a feeling she will be a good time though for you. I'll be back on Tuesday and this time will continue what I always do which is go line up hunting and seeing which spots have the cute chicks LOL. Hey it's worked for me my whole life so why change it.

Hope your session goes well, let us know if what you heard is true about the comparison.

Sam Katz aka AMPimp.

[Jonesy1972]

AH. The good old days when hotties were all around the area for $160, unfortunately the younger hotter girls rather go to the west coast or NYC before Philly. I ask newbies all the time what do they think of Philly? And I always get similiar answers like " Philly is dirty" "Guys don't tip well" "Boring" "less gentlemen" etc. I doubt all those are 100% true and exaggerated because my friend from Atl tells me It's because in NYC, LA, and even Atl, the girls can go out at night sometimes to clubs, bars, Koreatown even Atlanta has a mini Ktown bigger than people think but smaller than NYC. But I can understand why some wouldn't want to come out here. I'm not taking credit for a girl coming here a long time ago but I was explaining to her that if she made a couple right moves and upped her game and God for sake put her picture out! She would kill the competition. This chick was a 9/10 easy but instead of following my advice she went back to San Francisco (If York is still around you know who I'm talking about) Look what Hana did, she took my advice and her service was unmatched by far. MSOG?? That wasn't a thing until she came along. Speaking of Fun City, I actually picked her up there where she only worked for less than 2 days. It was pretty cool being the closest thing to an AMPimp for a short time haha. But things have changed and girls are all going to agencies and the chicks who should've retired are still hanging in there somehow at one of the many walk ins..

After YoYo I've seen Amy, Annie, and Eva (hopefully the pics are in good order). Amy was similar to Yo but not as good obviously. She squirted a river all over me where YoYo could squirt like a clam and splash me in the face. But both def want to please. Annie did not squirt but was very attentive and a lovely time. Eva did not want to be there. She would not make eye contact, very limited attention. No squirt. Maybe she just had a bad day. I am scheduled to see Joy so I will report back. I'm hoping for a squirt LOL.

[HarryBaldBallz]

I was with Young at Pink on Race St. 1207.

We opted for the 220 full body to body shower room experience. She got naked and had a big cup full of Real Nuru Jelly. It was just like the Porno's you see. Lots of fun and I finished in the shower room. Their Shower room is warm and not drafty. Some places in the winter when it is cold and windy the shower rooms can be ice cold. Pink also has 2 shower rooms so if another customer comes in your usually not getting kicked out.

She also said they are now open 24 hours.

There is another gal that seems short and cute. Coco is not as nice looking and is kind of pushy. I would recommend checking out Young and the other new gal, much cuter. Just keeping it real.

Nuru if you don't know what it is. Find a porn site and do a search for Nuru. It is a clear, non-smelling and tasteless gel. Slippy but organic and it washes off easily. I believe it is made of seaweed. Not as harsh on the skin as soap. It was just like the Porn videos. Fun and def a bucket list thing. Not something for a normal bedroom it would be really messy.

[Sam Katz]

Are there no places that offer young Korean girls of that caliber anymore?? I had Mina, Lara, and Tina. Mina was a 5 ft total nymph into the game. She was more excited than I was. What even compares today?

AH. The good old days when hotties were all around the area for $160, unfortunately the younger hotter girls rather go to the west coast or NYC before Philly. I ask newbies all the time what do they think of Philly? And I always get similiar answers like " Philly is dirty" "Guys don't tip well" "Boring" "less gentlemen" etc. I doubt all those are 100% true and exaggerated because my friend from Atl tells me It's because in NYC, LA, and even Atl, the girls can go out at night sometimes to clubs, bars, Koreatown even Atlanta has a mini Ktown bigger than people think but smaller than NYC. But I can understand why some wouldn't want to come out here. I'm not taking credit for a girl coming here a long time ago but I was explaining to her that if she made a couple right moves and upped her game and God for sake put her picture out! She would kill the competition. This chick was a 9/10 easy but instead of following my advice she went back to San Francisco (If York is still around you know who I'm talking about) Look what Hana did, she took my advice and her service was unmatched by far. MSOG?? That wasn't a thing until she came along. Speaking of Fun City, I actually picked her up there where she only worked for less than 2 days. It was pretty cool being the closest thing to an AMPimp for a short time haha. But things have changed and girls are all going to agencies and the chicks who should've retired are still hanging in there somehow at one of the many walk ins. I mean I heard there's a 60 something woman at Osaka, no thanks. But I know some mongers who prefer the older women, one guy told me it's a kink of his. Couldn't be me. I loved the nymphs that go into attack mode DFK where you can't even breathe but the true test is when you see a girl just take everything off and get wet naturally and get on top (didn't have it happen many times but it sure was an ego boost LOL) I'm going to try to proposition a couple of these independent contractors to come work in Philly and I would help if the service is good but NYC prices are too much and they all seem cozy over here. I'm still going with Chinese girls for now due to what I heard about a bunch leaving NYC for work. I still remember my last session at Fun City with Yu Jin I had more pictures of her without sunglasses and more of other girls all around the world but hotmail decided to delete everyones account one day! I tried to retrieve my account and they said some dumb explanation but I will look for more. Anybody remember Yu Jin? Hot K girl 27 at the time I seen her passport so no lying about age, but didn't stay that long(3 weeks) and actually spent the last night in Philly at a hotel(I don't know why, what a waste of money but fun for me) the only thing bad about her was them hard bolt ons! SeekingSkank, I hear you man! I miss the old days where even the Race St AMPs had hotties where the hottest girls made 1207s Candy look average! Back when Philly had girls like Aimee and tan Rachel with the great English who loved to "party" and so many to list. I used to have some good pictures and information on that hotmail account too. Oh well. Hotmail is a bunch of BS.

Jonesy1972 wait a minute we're talking about a different chick! I thought you meant Joy from DE I don't know why I thought she named it Joys Paradise! The Joy I'm talking about is the Aznfbsm woman my bad, I won't repeat the things I wrote to you about her. The Joy from DE also works or worked with a chick named Sunny too. Some AMP girl names never go away. You meant a new Paradise chick named Joy! LOL! My bad with that one. But The first picture and the second picture are definitely 2 different girls you can tell by the jawline and the shape of the face. But Somebody just said she's worth a second visit so could be a good one. Paradise doesn't let you down meaning I've yet to see or hear about a bad time there from anybody. Although this fake picture thing ain't cool though. But with the things how it is right now Paradise is always a good option imo. And Yep, I think they all tell each new arrival "you squirt? You good" like literally tell each chick that squirting is in your best interest LOL.

Sam Katz aka AMPimp.

[Jonesy1972]

Made the trip up to Paradise because I had a good time there once before and wanted some variety. Had been going to New Star for a while but wanted to see what else was available.

Met with Joy for an hour. From the introduction, she was flirty and fun. The girls there all seem pretty short (5' or so) and so was Joy. Table shower with preview and back to the room. She has a really tight body and performed some gymnastics for me. Very fun time for $200. We laid on the table for a bit afterwards and then I left. I cant tell about the first picture Jonesey posted, but the second one with the purple hat is definitely her.

Will definitely return for her.

I'm scheduled for Tuesday. Curious if she went to the concubine school of squirting like YoYo and Sunny.

[Nothumbs]

Made the trip up to Paradise because I had a good time there once before and wanted some variety. Had been going to New Star for a while but wanted to see what else was available.

Met with Joy for an hour. From the introduction, she was flirty and fun. The girls there all seem pretty short (5' or so) and so was Joy. Table shower with preview and back to the room. She has a really tight body and performed some gymnastics for me. Very fun time for $200. We laid on the table for a bit afterwards and then I left. I can’t tell about the first picture Jonesey posted, but the second one with the purple hat is definitely her.

Will definitely return for her.

[Jonesy1972]

Sam,

This is Joy.

[SeekingSkank]

40's possibly? Heard Monica wasn't great either. SO Blue is another girl using a stolen picture or an oldass picture that's already been filtered like water. Average to below average face I'm guessing she's not the girl in the picture at all, I mean just look at her LOL. I know you know what a good looking Kgirl looks like more or less from what you've told me in PMs so I believe you. Sucks how mongers so crazy over some mediocre chicks because everyone is rated on a Philly calibrated scale. So I already figured that she couldn't be that pretty or I would've heard about it. I heard that the mamasan said Red and Blue were in their 20's, yeah ok and she told my friend that Dash is coming back this month she's visiting family then planning to come back (Yeah whatever). Dash is making big bucks somewhere else most likely like the rest of them.

I know friends who have been in that position seeing the girl walk in and she's NOT what you were expecting, some just go with it since she's already in the room but if she's not even close I would've walked out. I'm cool with the mamasan and still would've walked out while giving her some business advice about pictures. You ask them you are a consumer right? Then use any example you want to get the point across. When I was in that situation before once in NYC(it was $500!) I guess she thought I was Chinese because I could understand her saying outside the room "He's not happy with you go get JiHyun hurry" I said I wanted a line up from the jump but it was busy which was true so I just went to the room and got who I asked for. Jeez. I can roll with a 9 down to a 7 even but a 9 to a 4 nope. Sucks about the experience and thanks for TOFTT because I haven't heard anything from anyone reliable yet. That's crazy Shiny was booked 2 days ahead of time. Maybe Sam will see her sometime before it's too late but it'll just be for a good time since trying to work on her won't work. Especially with seeing mongers back to back all day long everyday. Plus she's a professional at finessing anyway. The Infinity girls are trained to focus on GFE alot Dash told me. Now Dash was hot! If she comes back I suggest you see her ASAP. I know UTurn Man had a mediocre session with Dash but trust me she's great! And I don't vouch for providers much. The looks, youth, face, body, GFE, service, etc checks almost all the boxes. If she comes back there will be a frenzy!

Looks like Philly is dry of new talent, I guess I'll continue my quest with the Chinese girls for the time being but what a disappointment these days with fake pictures and all. You see a BMW so go to get it and it's a Hyundai. SMH.

Sam Katz aka AMPimp.

Are there no places that offer young Korean girls of that caliber anymore?? I had Mina, Lara, and Tina. Mina was a 5 ft total nymph into the game. She was more excited than I was. What even compares today?

[JTerry26]

Getting ready to move to Philly for work and been studying the board. I'm going to be in the Mt. Airy area which is pretty remote so trying to see if anyone knows anything in that neck of the woods or if Chinatown area is still my closest / quickest option. Second question is about parking. Is there a good lot that has a decent 2 hour rate in the area? Appreciate the feedback guys. Looking forward to spending time in your great city as where I am now does not have FS AMPs.

I don't know about Mt Airy but near China Town at 10th and Wood Azn Delight has 2 free spots next to their AMP. Spots 1 and 8.

[SexScientist]

Getting ready to move to Philly for work and been studying the board. I'm going to be in the Mt. Airy area which is pretty remote so trying to see if anyone knows anything in that neck of the woods or if Chinatown area is still my closest / quickest option. Second question is about parking. Is there a good lot that has a decent 2 hour rate in the area? Appreciate the feedback guys. Looking forward to spending time in your great city as where I am now does not have FS AMPs.

[OskarM]

One reason it is difficult to see Shiny is that she doesn't work the typical schedule. She sees 1 person in a 90-120 minute block. She insists on time between which while still a taxing day isn't typical. Just FYI. I want to see Shiny again also but due to her personal limits which I support, I have to be patient.

Looks like a drought going on. I want to see Shiny but I know that Shiny will be tired and won't be physically mentally relaxed since she is booked from open to close and hard to have a good conversation with those circumstances because a major plus with Shiny is that she speaks good English! I just love providers good at English. I think I've mastered basic Korean and Chinese and body language by now haha. Absolutely love being able to talk with my provider. Shiny knows her GFE is strong too. I wonder who got knocked off the roster unless they are running a 5 player squad with Shiny, Red, Blue, Monica and Jesse. Somebody will probably disappear soon or go on "vacation" not 'vacation' LOL. Yes, Dash was smoking hot and was great in every category except service for me. Maybe I just caught her on a bad day. I'm willing to give her 1 more try to see if it's different if she returns.

OskarM thanks for the review of Blue, doesn't sound appealing. I read on the other site another new provider Jesse is at Infinity in her 50's. What's with the old providers? EPM got 2 new providers that are both mid 40's or 50 too. Mio is one because I remember seeing her a few years ago at EPM and back then she looked mid high 40's. Just look at her pictures and that's touched up. If you seen alot of Asian women like myself you can tell. Himi I just saw too since EPM providers only stay from 3 days to 10 days usually. Looks early to mid 40's.

Will be going back to Paradise where I haven't had a bad time yet. Saw a picture of one of the providers with the huge tits. Time to go in deep!

[U Turn Man]

Looks like a drought going on. I want to see Shiny but I know that Shiny will be tired and won't be physically mentally relaxed since she is booked from open to close and hard to have a good conversation with those circumstances because a major plus with Shiny is that she speaks good English! I just love providers good at English. I think I've mastered basic Korean and Chinese and body language by now haha. Absolutely love being able to talk with my provider. Shiny knows her GFE is strong too. I wonder who got knocked off the roster unless they are running a 5 player squad with Shiny, Red, Blue, Monica and Jesse. Somebody will probably disappear soon or go on "vacation" not 'vacation' LOL. Yes, Dash was smoking hot and was great in every category except service for me. Maybe I just caught her on a bad day. I'm willing to give her 1 more try to see if it's different if she returns.

OskarM thanks for the review of Blue, doesn't sound appealing. I read on the other site another new provider Jesse is at Infinity in her 50's. What's with the old providers? EPM got 2 new providers that are both mid 40's or 50 too. Mio is one because I remember seeing her a few years ago at EPM and back then she looked mid high 40's. Just look at her pictures and that's touched up. If you seen alot of Asian women like myself you can tell. Himi I just saw too since EPM providers only stay from 3 days to 10 days usually. Looks early to mid 40's.

Will be going back to Paradise where I haven't had a bad time yet. Saw a picture of one of the providers with the huge tits. Time to go in deep!

[Sam Katz]

I took the plunge and took one for the team with Blue.

Apparently they are all now known by new names. I can't recall what I was told was her new name or even if the woman I met was actually blue. Anyway the woman I met was for sure late 30's or early 40's with a kind of average or below average face, a round barrel shaped body with the thickness in the middle (not fat), a firm set of Bs, decent legs and a typical rear end for a middle aged Korean woman. I saw her walking into the spa in civi clothes and I kind of worried that was my therapist and she was.

On the plus side she worked hard to make me happy. She was encouraging in the main event and unlike most Asian providers she didn't fight you with her legs. She could take some depth but it might have been too much at times even going slowly.

If I was in a bar looking to leave with someone, Blue is an end of night hook-up. You probably still do it vs rubbing one out yourself but you don't leave the bar early with her. If you have a choice of Blue or Shiny it is a no brainer, you choose Shiny. MMS asked me if I was there for Shiny I said, I had an appointment blue but if shiny was free I would change instantly. Shiny's appointment was there and I overheard him say I called two days ago.

As always YMMV.

40's possibly? Heard Monica wasn't great either. SO Blue is another girl using a stolen picture or an oldass picture that's already been filtered like water. Average to below average face I'm guessing she's not the girl in the picture at all, I mean just look at her LOL. I know you know what a good looking Kgirl looks like more or less from what you've told me in PMs so I believe you. Sucks how mongers so crazy over some mediocre chicks because everyone is rated on a Philly calibrated scale. So I already figured that she couldn't be that pretty or I would've heard about it. I heard that the mamasan said Red and Blue were in their 20's, yeah ok and she told my friend that Dash is coming back this month she's visiting family then planning to come back (Yeah whatever). Dash is making big bucks somewhere else most likely like the rest of them.

I know friends who have been in that position seeing the girl walk in and she's NOT what you were expecting, some just go with it since she's already in the room but if she's not even close I would've walked out. I'm cool with the mamasan and still would've walked out while giving her some business advice about pictures. You ask them you are a consumer right? Then use any example you want to get the point across. When I was in that situation before once in NYC(it was $500!) I guess she thought I was Chinese because I could understand her saying outside the room "He's not happy with you go get JiHyun hurry" I said I wanted a line up from the jump but it was busy which was true so I just went to the room and got who I asked for. Jeez. I can roll with a 9 down to a 7 even but a 9 to a 4 nope. Sucks about the experience and thanks for TOFTT because I haven't heard anything from anyone reliable yet. That's crazy Shiny was booked 2 days ahead of time. Maybe Sam will see her sometime before it's too late but it'll just be for a good time since trying to work on her won't work. Especially with seeing mongers back to back all day long everyday. Plus she's a professional at finessing anyway. The Infinity girls are trained to focus on GFE alot Dash told me. Now Dash was hot! If she comes back I suggest you see her ASAP. I know UTurn Man had a mediocre session with Dash but trust me she's great! And I don't vouch for providers much. The looks, youth, face, body, GFE, service, etc checks almost all the boxes. If she comes back there will be a frenzy!

Looks like Philly is dry of new talent, I guess I'll continue my quest with the Chinese girls for the time being but what a disappointment these days with fake pictures and all. You see a BMW so go to get it and it's a Hyundai. SMH.

Sam Katz aka AMPimp.

[PlusYou7]

Visited over weekend, mamasan said Sky will take care of you, Korean,30's, 34 natural, little belly, small bum, very enthusiastic, nice slide b2 b great finish. Not much more to say as she said headed back to NYC in 2 weeks. Thanks to OskarM for intel!

[OskarM]

I forgot one detail most care about. Trimmed landing strip.

I took the plunge and took one for the team with Blue.

Apparently they are all now known by new names. I can't recall what I was told was her new name or even if the woman I met was actually blue. Anyway the woman I met was for sure late 30's or early 40's with a kind of average or below average face, a round barrel shaped body with the thickness in the middle (not fat), a firm set of Bs, decent legs and a typical rear end for a middle aged Korean woman. I saw her walking into the spa in civi clothes and I kind of worried that was my therapist and she was.

On the plus side she worked hard to make me happy. She was encouraging in the main event and unlike most Asian providers she didn't fight you with her legs. She could take some depth but it might have been too much at times even going slowly.

If I was in a bar looking to leave with someone, Blue is an end of night hook-up. You probably still do it vs rubbing one out yourself but you don't leave the bar early with her. If you have a choice of Blue or Shiny it is a no brainer, you choose Shiny. MMS asked me if I was there for Shiny I said, I had an appointment blue but if shiny was free I would change instantly. Shiny's appointment was there and I overheard him say I called two days ago.

As always YMMV.