Massage Parlor Reports

**Tonsil Hockey** · 11-28-23 22:43

, to "rain dance the five-county area", or hire a well driller to dig up 'non-skank offerings from beyond', or maybe West Virginia?

**Lance547** · 11-27-23 13:10

Originally Posted by JTerry26 [View Original Post]

Had a stilted conversation with the Chinese masseuse at my local AMP (suburbs). Sees no ring, asks if I'm married. Say no, divorced and she gives me this lecture about too much divorce in USA. Ok, lady, whatever.

Then I say I have a GF though. Asks age and when she hears (big difference in ages) she asks "you pay?" "No, I don't pay". "No pay? So just gifts?" I think about it and in a way she's not wrong so I say "Yes, just gifts". She thinks for a bit and is like "In China, you pay for girlfriend".

It was interesting exchange. I didn't take it as *I* would have to pay, but more like in China those kinds of relationships are always / often SD / SB relationships. Makes me think that the division between wife / GF and sex worker in their culture involves a lot of grey, not some bright line. Interesting.

As an aside, I also saw 'on the street' style interviews with Japanese women about whether they'd see a BF or husband going to a sex worker as "cheating". A surprising number (young and old) said some version of no. Very different cultural norm.

It is too much divorce in America and the main reason why is because it's the women who nearly always decide to leave the marriage. In America women file for divorce over 80-90% of the time.

Marriage has evolved over the years in America. Today women get married to have that one big wedding day all about them and to later file for divorce because it rewards them financially.

That said, on another note I stopped by Oasis massage and had a good time. The ladies looked beautiful.

**WookieCookie33** · 11-27-23 07:06

Originally Posted by JTerry26 [View Original Post]

Had a stilted conversation with the Chinese masseuse at my local AMP (suburbs). Sees no ring, asks if I'm married. Say no, divorced and she gives me this lecture about too much divorce in USA. Ok, lady, whatever.

Then I say I have a GF though. Asks age and when she hears (big difference in ages) she asks "you pay?" "No, I don't pay". "No pay? So just gifts?" I think about it and in a way she's not wrong so I say "Yes, just gifts". She thinks for a bit and is like "In China, you pay for girlfriend".

It was interesting exchange. I didn't take it as *I* would have to pay, but more like in China those kinds of relationships are always / often SD / SB relationships. Makes me think that the division between wife / GF and sex worker in their culture involves a lot of grey, not some bright line. Interesting.

As an aside, I also saw 'on the street' style interviews with Japanese women about whether they'd see a BF or husband going to a sex worker as "cheating". A surprising number (young and old) said some version of no. Very different cultural norm.

I have a neighbor with a live in thai girlfriend. They had a kid together and after a few years she has started looking for an upgrade and he can't figure out why. Once they had the kid she expected him to work more and increase his salary for her and the kid and he was being an involved father instead. He doesn't get that she was expecting financial gain for her and the kid. Also the kid is a girl and mom has decided to leave her with her father while she's working on a bigger whale. Really messed up situation as dude is completely baffled as to why she dumped him and the little girl.

**JTerry26** · 11-26-23 22:22

Had a stilted conversation with the Chinese masseuse at my local AMP (suburbs). Sees no ring, asks if I'm married. Say no, divorced and she gives me this lecture about too much divorce in USA. Ok, lady, whatever.

Then I say I have a GF though. Asks age and when she hears (big difference in ages) she asks "you pay?" "No, I don't pay". "No pay? So just gifts?" I think about it and in a way she's not wrong so I say "Yes, just gifts". She thinks for a bit and is like "In China, you pay for girlfriend".

It was interesting exchange. I didn't take it as *I* would have to pay, but more like in China those kinds of relationships are always / often SD / SB relationships. Makes me think that the division between wife / GF and sex worker in their culture involves a lot of grey, not some bright line. Interesting.

As an aside, I also saw 'on the street' style interviews with Japanese women about whether they'd see a BF or husband going to a sex worker as "cheating". A surprising number (young and old) said some version of no. Very different cultural norm.

**Sam Katz** · 11-24-23 02:19

Originally Posted by UTurnMan [View Original Post]

PhillyVIP. Ch is not working for me either. Weird that Classy didn't text you back I texted who's available? And it's been over 30 minutes and nothing. PhillyVIP did say they were not taking anymore new customers you're right about that. I wonder if there's a big bust in the works in Philly. Would definitely suck but it's been a while since the last bust on an AMP so I wouldn't be surprised if someone gets taken down sooner or later. I'm verified at all of the big 3 AMPs I hope they delete my information if the worst does happen. I remember you predicted the end of CH2 exactly on point, If you know anything PM me details please! Not trying to get caught with my pants down!

Yes, little weird but looks like things are back to normal. No cause for alarm if I knew something that could save somebody from getting busted while taking a table shower I would definitely like before. Don't mind what I said, I was just letting something be known because I heard something. I sent you a PM explaining a little further so you would understand.

As far as AMPs go, I'm still sticking to what I heard about Chinese providers and what do you know? Yoyo ended up being a gem in my opinion. I checked out Saigon (Ocean) last night and was surprised to see a white girl or could've been European not sure but nobody I liked. Could tell there were more available but they were "busy" so worth another stop next time I'm in the area. Wish I had been to more CMPs in my days so I could atleast try and network with the owners and girls but oh well, I have no clue if Paradise will bring in another certified star but we'll just have to wait and see.

BTW, you Turn Man I made more space so just PM me to keep extra cluster off the thread it's no problem.

Tonsil Hockey, those jimmyhats sound really scientific and super thin nice, but better safe than sorry! It only takes one monger that could spread something like wildfire and some girls who are addicts contract and don't even notice until a month+ later. Based on a true story, well only the first part but endless possibilities (wife to a side dude she's seeing, provider to other clients, monger to other AMPs SW escort chicks and his own side chick who is married and so on and so on. We all know the risks.

Anyways, Stay Safe Mongers! Until Next Time!

Sam Katz aka AMPimp.

**U Turn Man** · 11-23-23 10:24

Originally Posted by SamKatz [View Original Post]

Odd does anyone know why LoveKPhillys new website PhillyVIP is down starting about 4 days ago(The phone is off I think after 2 rings it shuts off) and they are not taking any new customers so maybe that is it? EPMs website is also down too but only since earlier today, i'm verified at the other 2 but not EPM for reasons so don't know about the phone number there. And Classy has had no providers listed for atleast 4 days or so, I asked today but got no text in return. Strange.

Hopefully nothing bad. I know one of those 3 have some kinda heat on them, I know some things but I doubt anyone got busted for a particular reason (hope not). Don't want to post anything that i'm not almost positive about-that is why i'm not saying certain things. But Sam was right when he said a specific AMP will be going down soon and played out exactly like I said. Just saying.

Probably just a mishap or something. But if it stays like this after Thanksgiving now that will be a problem.

Sam Katz aka AMPimp.

PhillyVIP. Ch is not working for me either. Weird that Classy didn't text you back I texted who's available? And it's been over 30 minutes and nothing. PhillyVIP did say they were not taking anymore new customers you're right about that. I wonder if there's a big bust in the works in Philly. Would definitely suck but it's been a while since the last bust on an AMP so I wouldn't be surprised if someone gets taken down sooner or later. I'm verified at all of the big 3 AMPs I hope they delete my information if the worst does happen. I remember you predicted the end of CH2 exactly on point, If you know anything PM me details please! Not trying to get caught with my pants down!

**Sam Katz** · 11-23-23 08:53

EPMs site is back up. Was only down for a day (LF you know about what I meant just ask the guys you call when you need to move in NYC the older one, only because somebody said you doubted me, now you know how much more I know more or less but goodluck) but the other 2 definitely been off for 4-5 days. I guess time will tell.

Sam Katz aka AMPimp.

**Sam Katz** · 11-23-23 06:17

Odd does anyone know why LoveKPhillys new website PhillyVIP is down starting about 4 days ago(The phone is off I think after 2 rings it shuts off) and they are not taking any new customers so maybe that is it? EPMs website is also down too but only since earlier today, i'm verified at the other 2 but not EPM for reasons so don't know about the phone number there. And Classy has had no providers listed for atleast 4 days or so, I asked today but got no text in return. Strange.

Hopefully nothing bad. I know one of those 3 have some kinda heat on them, I know some things but I doubt anyone got busted for a particular reason (hope not). Don't want to post anything that i'm not almost positive about-that is why i'm not saying certain things. But Sam was right when he said a specific AMP will be going down soon and played out exactly like I said. Just saying.

Probably just a mishap or something. But if it stays like this after Thanksgiving now that will be a problem.

Sam Katz aka AMPimp.

**NightHawk 1967** · 11-19-23 15:55

I be ona fucktour and be passing through Philly soon. I had a great fucktoy at Ludlow about a year ago. She be thai, pretty, big naturals, couldn't be more than 21 with a pussy like vise.

Anything close in Philly these day or should I save baby batter for NYC? Thanks guys!

**ClassySemite** · 11-17-23 22:03

Originally Posted by Tazdude [View Original Post]

They recently added BBFS service to their ad, anyone had luck getting this VIP service. Few weeks back I called them and I was told that raw service were available but when I got there I was told they don't offer that service. Anyone had luck getting BBFS there.

Which girls said no?

**Leo Dorsey** · 11-17-23 19:44

Over at 9th Street last night I was handled by K girl named KiKi. Some English ok but I'm not really a conversationalist! When I feel the sexual tension I like to take care of business and head out. She was in early 30's but most importantly she didn't stop me from certain things that I like to do. In the room I'm gentlemanly but I do want to suck titties, eat some pussy, blow me some before we get busy and keep smiling! KiKi was very accommodating, considering over the years I've had some bad experiences. She was tight and snug which made me finish faster than I wanted. Thank You.

**PinchIntt** · 11-17-23 18:44

Not really a report. Just looking for someone available and willing to have a 3 some with me and my gf.

**Tonsil Hockey** · 11-17-23 14:23

Between 1993, and early 2002, 'a friend of a friend'. (ad infinitum) who was an OB / GYN in eastern Montco provided at-cost STD testing in cooperation with a lab in Chester County, to five "happy fun time locations". Dennis's, and a 'suburban Overbrook' facility were the two locations where I visited to do blood draws. Then, around an hour later, a registered nurse would arrive to do the 'swab stuff', and a quick physical assessment. I remember the total cost being around $50.00 per patient. I also remember that fewer than three girls per year came up 'hot', and that was likely due to the fact that 'raws' were far more infrequent. Sam's correct in his 'be damn careful' opinions re: BBFS, especially regarding visits from "Count Spirochete". A few nasty flagellates are lurking out there, too!

There are 'rapid reactive enzyme tests' in the pipeline, one of which will likely be on the market next year, however the 'counseling' requirement will likely mean they'll be restricted to use in the professional setting.

I have 100 freebie samples of "One Flex Graphene Condom's" on order, they'll do the mongering community far more good in the Philly setting, than out 'my' way, I'm guessing a December arrival; if someone can figure the logistics of honest distribution, they're yours.

**Sam Katz** · 11-17-23 14:18

Originally Posted by UTurnMan [View Original Post]

I remember Angie! Sam you been to too many AMPs!! It was 1021 Cherry and it was April. God I wish somebody like her was still around and it was only. 6 house fee and usually she would get. 4 One of the if not the best HJ indeed; April was super talented and would keep giving me that seductive look while she caressed my gooch! Was cool that she would dress normally in blue jeans and a regular top but sucked how she wouldn't take nothing off or let anyone feel. I seen her around 10 times and asked if I could just feel them over her shirt and she would never let me. . 5 and you got a boob out? Lucky! As for a good rub and tug spot I know San Francisco is closed which was good but San Diego is not bad on Race. Haven't been there in a while so they probably have a new herd of ladies but they were always accommodating.

You're right. 1010 Cherry was the spot that got busted. And April was the name. Even though it's just a HJ It would be cool to find a spot like Aprils. Those who seen her before know why. You been there 10 times? More than me I only went 4 or 5 but she disappeared one day which sucked. San Francisco was a good spot too that was going to be my second spot after Saigon in my Chinese MP adventure hunt but closed for a minute now. San Diego has a review from a month ago so I called to see what's up. On Google they give a 267 # and some crazy chick answered cursing talking about how she got the AR and to pull up and suck her D LOL. Crazy they be putting the wrong numbers, addresses etc. Tried a couple more numbers I found online even Yelp and Mapquest and they all don't work. It says open on Google Maps but who really knows? I guess I'll just stop by after checking out Saigon next week.

With all the buzz surrounding Paradise I'll wait on that even though Mack said it was a great spot but mongers were coming in and out all over and could hear them walking and banging in the other rooms yeah I'll pass on all that for now. Hopefully they don't get too complacent and think LE ain't around and it's on Frankford so I'm guessing businesses and residents live near by who don't want to deal with mongers going in and out all day. Don't want to end up on the FOX 10 o clock news like the others that fell eventually. Time to get more serious about finding more Chinese spots though. Thanks bro for the correction even though the spots closed and she's gone but I forgot all about San Diego. Plus I Think there's another happy ending spot too in Chinatown was never an expert on CMPs but I'm trusting my source hoping to find a gem.

CuboneFL" Doing research found me a spot, that spot closed down. And I also don't know the area. " - The Philly AMP scene isn't that complicated it's basically Center City/ China town area and random AMPs spread around the Northeast and other parts of the city. Check the site Beef told you about, if you don't know it you can PM somebody you see a post you want to know more about or i can give it to you. just anyone because i'm assuming that everybody knows the site. It's literally a whole site just for reviewing AMPs with it's own Philly section. The only thing is you have to pay money to write a review or read a review and they try to encourage you to pay when you can get the gist of things without paying and there's some weirdos and bickering at times but still useful. Hope you find what your looking for dude.

Told them to delete the first post oh well.

Stay Safe Mongers!

Sam Katz aka AMPimp.

**CuboneFL** · 11-17-23 11:07

Originally Posted by BeefNoodleSoup [View Original Post]

It looks like you are someone that is willing to do your homework. There is another website that specializes on reviews of AMPs. I don't think I'm aloud to state this AMP website but it is pretty easy to find on google. There are a lot of philly AMP info on there with a pretty active community. They even have multiple Florida sections on there but no one uses it down there. Maybe you can start a trend down there.

Doing research found me a spot, that spot closed down. And I also don't know the area.