Massage Parlor Reports

[Benson008]

The best way to enjoy 2 girls is in series, not in parallel. Let them know that you want to see A for a half and B right after for the next half.

By the time you get to the end of this, I'm sure you'll be well-satisfied that this is not a "shill review". I believe in "deets" and not just perfunctory reporting. So, if length doesn't suit you, scroll on by. For the rest of you who may be curious, read on!

Well: I finally broke down and tried the 2-girl experience at Love Spa (With Mia and Sofia being specifically mentioned here to guide my choice) and was totally underwhelmed. All of the things I thought might not go to my satisfaction in a 3-way happened, and none of the good things I hoped would happen, happened.

First of all, I arrived right at opening time, hoping to have the place to ourselves. That part worked out. Sort of. I walked in the door and found the place nearly deserted and was not immediately greeted. Soon, an attractive girl came around the corner, phone in hand, and I'm sure I startled her. I told her the door was open, so I just came in, and she calmed down a bit.

Side note: I noticed printed signs on the walls and in the hallway about how sexual activities were not permitted and "a stop would be put to it" if discovered; I suppose these are there to ward off 'the authorities'; haven't seen anything like that in any of the other popular Portland shops.

This was Mia, come to find, and she was surely a vision. She had that broad, Chinese face with high cheekbones, fairly dark-skinned for an Asian and although dressed in stretchy, black street clothes, you could see she had a great body. So, she led me into a room and I tried to negotiate the 3-some. She was using a phone translator, and told me the other girl would be there in just a few minutes. She left me alone in the room for a good 10 minutes, and there was a multi-camera display on the wall so I could sort of keep track of what was going on in the broad main hallway. Pretty soon the other girl arrived (also through the front door), but before she came into the room, Mia returned and left a couple of times, and I wasn't sure if this "other girl" really would materialize. Mia made sure to negotiate the $$ for her, and it seemed like she had to convince the other girl to take $. I got undressed and tried to get comfy on the massage table. Mia came back in again, and began the most thorough ... and mood-killing ... disinfectant routine I've had yet. She got out a small plastic trash bag and a re-purposed water bottle of what I can only assume was mouthwash (to wash junior and the boys. It being so early, I was clean and fresh out of the shower, and told her so, but she replied in broken English that "not all pee-pees" are clean. She sprayed both of my hands with disinfectant, too. I've had medical procedures that weren't this germ-phobic! (But, I sort of "get it"; these girls see a lot of men every day and I guess you can't be too careful. But the sprays and wipes actually make ME feel like *I'M* "dirty".)

When Mia *finally* peeled off her clothes, it was worth the wait. What a body! She was about 5' 3" and thin, but with toned abs and those marvelous D-cup melons. Those HAD to be man-mades, but it was really hard to tell: they were *so soft* in my hands, and had no telltale scars. I think it was only the perkiness of them, and that they were attached to that thin a frame, that couldn't possibly be natural. I got my hands full of that bulbous tit whenever angles permitted. GOD, they felt good, and had nice medium-length nipples, too. Never got them in my mouth, though.

Mia leaned over me and after a few, long teasing strokes with her tongue, let the head of my cock slip into her mouth. She had the oral skills down pat!! I just enjoyed that for several minutes, while gently squeezing her tits, and found I could get my hand in behind her as she bent over the table. She had a trimmed landing strip between her legs, but that's really all I saw of her womanly bits. I ran a finger along her slit and never really got any wetness going, try though I might.

When I had to ask her to stop the marvelous head, lest I blow too soon, she expertly diverted her attention to the boys. A+ head game!

Still no sign of a partner, although I know she'd been conversing with someone else in the interim. I told her I wanted to return the favor but she wasn't having it. "No wash, no clean" she said, and if she wasn't also morning fresh, she certainly had gallons of disinfectant in the room where she could have freshened up. Who knows, maybe it was "Shark Week". Whatever the reason, I wasn't dining on THAT particular Y today. She called out again and Sofia entered. She was a bit shorter than Mia, and looked almost Japanese, rather than Chinese, or maybe even Thai. She had some firm Bs and also a partially-shaved Bush. I don't know anything about those languages to be able to tell from their conversation. After being prompted to get up and procure the last $ (one thing I always hope to avoid with up-front negotiations), the two girls, chatting amongst themselves, went about servicing me. Sofia had to do a 360 pirouette around my shoulders before we could decide on her orientation to sit on my face. After she settled down astride me, that blocked my fiew of Mia, who had produced the condom, suited up junior, and had gotten on top for some asian cowgirl. With only my hands to paint a picture, I could feel from her hips and inner thighs that she had her knees up and was impaling herself onto my cock. I probed Sofia's **** with my tongue, and she seemed to like it, but I didn't exactly get a flood of juice for all my efforts. Mia was as tight as her form might suggest and it wasn't long before I was filling the bag. I could already tell that my scenario of being able to line them both up on the side of the table, opposite a nice horizontal mirror, and sample both of them doggy style, wasn't going to happen. Although they chatted amongst themselves, they didn't really interact at all, no kissing, no tandem blow job. Just not well coordinated at all.

The best part of the whole episode was the massage I got from Mia after the extracurriculars. She had a firm, kneading technique that rolled out several knots from my back and shoulders, and she finished with a delicate, tingly tap-dance with her fingernails down the outsides of my arms and the insides of my legs. I can only say I wish the sex had been as good as the rub.

As I got dressed, Mia quizzed me on how I knew her name, being puzzled when I said this was my first trip to Love Spa but (yet I seemed to know about the availability of 2-girls action, and knew the price points). She got out her phone translator to help, and I told her I had heard about her from RubMaps (USASexguide. Nl didn't produce a good translation on her app!) But the characters on her phone were not the usual "brushstroke" Chinese style, they were rounder, suggesting Thai. Who knows?

So, all in all, it was a decidedly mixed bag, and not at all worth the extra Benjamin from my point of view. I didn't get to fuck two girls, I didn't get to taste two girls, I got only one quick peck on the lips from Sofia, and there was little interaction that made it truly feel "threesome-ish," if that makes any sense. It might have been better if Sofia never showed up (not that she did anything especially wrong, mind you), and I spent the entire 30 minutes getting my fill of Mia in multiple positions. As disappointing as the 2-girl session was, I don't think I would automatically say "No" to going back to see Sofia on her own; maybe she'd be more receptive to DATY on a different day.

Anyway, that's my experience with the 2-girl set-up. Thumbs down for me, especially for that much money.

[WarpFactor69]

On Saltzman. This is a perfect example of why I suggest that gentleman visit a random place when they're out driving around. I have visited this place multiple times, but never stayed because I wasn't interested and didn't get a vibe of good times. Today was different there is someone there going by the name of Amy. She's in her thirties, she had sparkling eyes and a warm inviting smile. I gave my usual hour donation that have mentioned many times and enjoyed all kinds of fun. Also got a decent massage.

[KorbenDallas]

Sorry to hear!

Maybe my name was wrong, but she's there from time to time.

They real and larger than most in spa's.

Yeah, I'm not good with names, either. Anyway, don't ask for specifically Monica anytime soon.

[KorbenDallas]

I stopped by with high hopes to Cinderella foot spa (until recently sisters) and when I asked for Monica was met with both blank stares and one girl telling me she "moved to Vancouver".

<shrug emoji .

As the title says, Nancy, who has also worked at Jinye, was back at Happy, the one in Vancouver close to the NE Stapleton / NE 4th Plain intersection. She is as great as she has always been, very giving of her talents. The usual menu for the Happy / Baoju / Jinye / Candy quadrivium.

[Urlboffer]

By the time you get to the end of this, I'm sure you'll be well-satisfied that this is not a "shill review". I believe in "deets" and not just perfunctory reporting. So, if length doesn't suit you, scroll on by. For the rest of you who may be curious, read on!

Well: I finally broke down and tried the 2-girl experience at Love Spa (With Mia and Sofia being specifically mentioned here to guide my choice) and was totally underwhelmed. All of the things I thought might not go to my satisfaction in a 3-way happened, and none of the good things I hoped would happen, happened.

First of all, I arrived right at opening time, hoping to have the place to ourselves. That part worked out. Sort of. I walked in the door and found the place nearly deserted and was not immediately greeted. Soon, an attractive girl came around the corner, phone in hand, and I'm sure I startled her. I told her the door was open, so I just came in, and she calmed down a bit.

Side note: I noticed printed signs on the walls and in the hallway about how sexual activities were not permitted and "a stop would be put to it" if discovered; I suppose these are there to ward off 'the authorities'; haven't seen anything like that in any of the other popular Portland shops.

This was Mia, come to find, and she was surely a vision. She had that broad, Chinese face with high cheekbones, fairly dark-skinned for an Asian and although dressed in stretchy, black street clothes, you could see she had a great body. So, she led me into a room and I tried to negotiate the 3-some. She was using a phone translator, and told me the other girl would be there in just a few minutes. She left me alone in the room for a good 10 minutes, and there was a multi-camera display on the wall so I could sort of keep track of what was going on in the broad main hallway. Pretty soon the other girl arrived (also through the front door), but before she came into the room, Mia returned and left a couple of times, and I wasn't sure if this "other girl" really would materialize. Mia made sure to negotiate the $$ for her, and it seemed like she had to convince the other girl to take $. I got undressed and tried to get comfy on the massage table. Mia came back in again, and began the most thorough ... and mood-killing ... disinfectant routine I've had yet. She got out a small plastic trash bag and a re-purposed water bottle of what I can only assume was mouthwash (to wash junior and the boys. It being so early, I was clean and fresh out of the shower, and told her so, but she replied in broken English that "not all pee-pees" are clean. She sprayed both of my hands with disinfectant, too. I've had medical procedures that weren't this germ-phobic! (But, I sort of "get it"; these girls see a lot of men every day and I guess you can't be too careful. But the sprays and wipes actually make ME feel like *I'M* "dirty".)

When Mia *finally* peeled off her clothes, it was worth the wait. What a body! She was about 5' 3" and thin, but with toned abs and those marvelous D-cup melons. Those HAD to be man-mades, but it was really hard to tell: they were *so soft* in my hands, and had no telltale scars. I think it was only the perkiness of them, and that they were attached to that thin a frame, that couldn't possibly be natural. I got my hands full of that bulbous tit whenever angles permitted. GOD, they felt good, and had nice medium-length nipples, too. Never got them in my mouth, though.

Mia leaned over me and after a few, long teasing strokes with her tongue, let the head of my cock slip into her mouth. She had the oral skills down pat!! I just enjoyed that for several minutes, while gently squeezing her tits, and found I could get my hand in behind her as she bent over the table. She had a trimmed landing strip between her legs, but that's really all I saw of her womanly bits. I ran a finger along her slit and never really got any wetness going, try though I might.

When I had to ask her to stop the marvelous head, lest I blow too soon, she expertly diverted her attention to the boys. A+ head game!

Still no sign of a partner, although I know she'd been conversing with someone else in the interim. I told her I wanted to return the favor but she wasn't having it. "No wash, no clean" she said, and if she wasn't also morning fresh, she certainly had gallons of disinfectant in the room where she could have freshened up. Who knows, maybe it was "Shark Week". Whatever the reason, I wasn't dining on THAT particular Y today. She called out again and Sofia entered. She was a bit shorter than Mia, and looked almost Japanese, rather than Chinese, or maybe even Thai. She had some firm Bs and also a partially-shaved Bush. I don't know anything about those languages to be able to tell from their conversation. After being prompted to get up and procure the last $ (one thing I always hope to avoid with up-front negotiations), the two girls, chatting amongst themselves, went about servicing me. Sofia had to do a 360 pirouette around my shoulders before we could decide on her orientation to sit on my face. After she settled down astride me, that blocked my fiew of Mia, who had produced the condom, suited up junior, and had gotten on top for some asian cowgirl. With only my hands to paint a picture, I could feel from her hips and inner thighs that she had her knees up and was impaling herself onto my cock. I probed Sofia's **** with my tongue, and she seemed to like it, but I didn't exactly get a flood of juice for all my efforts. Mia was as tight as her form might suggest and it wasn't long before I was filling the bag. I could already tell that my scenario of being able to line them both up on the side of the table, opposite a nice horizontal mirror, and sample both of them doggy style, wasn't going to happen. Although they chatted amongst themselves, they didn't really interact at all, no kissing, no tandem blow job. Just not well coordinated at all.

The best part of the whole episode was the massage I got from Mia after the extracurriculars. She had a firm, kneading technique that rolled out several knots from my back and shoulders, and she finished with a delicate, tingly tap-dance with her fingernails down the outsides of my arms and the insides of my legs. I can only say I wish the sex had been as good as the rub.

As I got dressed, Mia quizzed me on how I knew her name, being puzzled when I said this was my first trip to Love Spa but (yet I seemed to know about the availability of 2-girls action, and knew the price points). She got out her phone translator to help, and I told her I had heard about her from RubMaps (USASexguide. Nl didn't produce a good translation on her app!) But the characters on her phone were not the usual "brushstroke" Chinese style, they were rounder, suggesting Thai. Who knows?

So, all in all, it was a decidedly mixed bag, and not at all worth the extra Benjamin from my point of view. I didn't get to fuck two girls, I didn't get to taste two girls, I got only one quick peck on the lips from Sofia, and there was little interaction that made it truly feel "threesome-ish," if that makes any sense. It might have been better if Sofia never showed up (not that she did anything especially wrong, mind you), and I spent the entire 30 minutes getting my fill of Mia in multiple positions. As disappointing as the 2-girl session was, I don't think I would automatically say "No" to going back to see Sofia on her own; maybe she'd be more receptive to DATY on a different day.

Anyway, that's my experience with the 2-girl set-up. Thumbs down for me, especially for that much money.

[Vl1899]

I don't understand it either. When I had an account (a temporary free account from posting a new spa), I would guess that only about 1 in 10 reviews was legitimate. The rest are the spa owners or someone they're paying to leave fake reviews. Most of them are pretty obvious, but they outweigh the legitimate ones so much that wading through them was difficult. Also, as most of you know here, even though the different spas may have slightly different cultures about what goes on there, it's really the individual girls who matter. And because they move so often, even good reviews have a short shelf life. It's too bad more people haven't found this forum, which is free. We've also had what seem to be shill reviews here, but not to the extent as on RM.

Yes, the past was great, with many toptier members sharing genuinely good spots. But fake reviews gradually took over Rubmaps, and the experts gradually left. Now it's hard to find authentic reviews there.

[Urlboffer]

Has anyone visited Bella yet? The Mamasan said she has a similar body and services as Momo and Anni. I miss them both. I'm hoping to visit Bella this week, but just wondering if anyone has already TOFTT. You can DM me if you want, too.

This summer, I first heard about (a) Bella at Jinye, and finally caught up with her at Baoju; she was FANTASTIC! Do a search for my review of her here. I'm planning to attempt a 3-some soon, and if she's parked at Candy, I might try there first.

[WarpFactor69]

They clearly advertise extras:

https://guyuespa.com/

https://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?p=1063924328#post1063924328.

But when I stopped by there in early Oct they only had one girl working and she wasn't at all interesting, didn't stay.

I stopped by today neither girl was very interesting to me, but I'm sure everything is available just like most of the places.

[WestSidePunter]

Has anyone visited Bella yet? The Mamasan said she has a similar body and services as Momo and Anni. I miss them both. I'm hoping to visit Bella this week, but just wondering if anyone has already TOFTT. You can DM me if you want, too.

Anni is currently back at Candi and as lovely as ever. I saw Bella last week after I finished an appointment with Anni, and she looked very pretty. I intend to go see her, though it'll be a bit.

[SevenInchToy]

Has anyone visited Bella yet? The Mamasan said she has a similar body and services as Momo and Anni. I miss them both. I'm hoping to visit Bella this week, but just wondering if anyone has already TOFTT. You can DM me if you want, too.

[ZmackPdx]

Sorry to hear!

Maybe my name was wrong, but she's there from time to time.

They real and larger than most in spa's.

I stopped by with high hopes to Cinderella foot spa (until recently sisters) and when I asked for Monica was met with both blank stares and one girl telling me she "moved to Vancouver"..

[Pdx503]

Anyone else where having issues accessing this site using vpn? Specifically surf shark.

Been having no luck logging in the last couple weeks using vpn.

Turned off the vpn today and logs in jsut fine.

Anyone here know why'?

[BobA0]

They clearly advertise extras:

https://guyuespa.com/

https://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?p=1063924328#post1063924328.

But when I stopped by there in early Oct they only had one girl working and she wasn't at all interesting, didn't stay.

Had some time to kill in Milwaukie and checked out Lei spa on King rd. Older lady, very forceful and no English whatsoever. I didn't stick around.

Found another spa called Guyue next to Hong Kong 97. Sign on the door said Scalp Massage. Small space but very cute and young working. Short black, low-cut dress. 40/60. There was another girl there but she was busy. Didn't have time to stick around. Has anyone checked this place out yet?

[Urlboffer]

Stopped by early afternoon today. Drew Yaya. A little older but not bad looking. Tits look good thru the robe. Opted for the 30 min massage for 0. 5. Was a decent massage without oil. She did offer oil later but I declined. On the flip offered HJ. I touched her mouth to indicate my preference and was quoted 1. 0. Agreed and handed over donation. Upon return to the room Yaya applied the cover which was a mild disappointment but I went with the flow. BJ was ok not great. A little toothy so the latex was reassuring. Ample handplay was allowed. Nice set of c / small d man made with sexy nipples. Hand roamed inside the panties. Not much ass. Natural Bush. All in all was an alright experience for 1. 5 though. I'd return but try to find Vivi or Nova next time.

I've been to Baoju multiple times and never had this "meh" an experience. The BJ has always been bb, the girls always young and, for me, the rate has been $$ for 1/2, whether I was interested in the massage part or not. Usually I just like to get right to the DATY and CFS boom-boom, or I'll elect to massage HER. That has gone over well a time or two.

[Benson008]

I was once a regular member because I was traveling often, and it helped me locate unknown spas. I don't travel alone anymore, so I agree with the sentiment here. We produce the content and Rubmaps only provides the platform. I also discovered, as many here have, that many of the positive reviews were written by members with shielded histories, indicating shill reviews. If the site were to back off on greed, it would expand membership and add valid content.

I don't understand it either. When I had an account (a temporary free account from posting a new spa), I would guess that only about 1 in 10 reviews was legitimate. The rest are the spa owners or someone they're paying to leave fake reviews. Most of them are pretty obvious, but they outweigh the legitimate ones so much that wading through them was difficult. Also, as most of you know here, even though the different spas may have slightly different cultures about what goes on there, it's really the individual girls who matter. And because they move so often, even good reviews have a short shelf life. It's too bad more people haven't found this forum, which is free. We've also had what seem to be shill reviews here, but not to the extent as on RM.