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  1. #13205

    The truth

    Quote Originally Posted by CaptObtuse  [View Original Post]
    Where do you get off? What's your problem?

    Bastard.

    😁.

    (No, but seriously, where do you get off? Bedroom? Frost seat of your car? It's part of a survey I'm conducting.).
    The truth is I was drunk and being honest. SA has a few keepers but it's time intensive. I'm not big on surveys. Carry on with you normal activities.

  2. #13204

    Hand sanitizer

    Quote Originally Posted by Jjbee62  [View Original Post]
    Just be glad you didn't go for DATY. First she's hairier than a sheepdog and she rubs a bunch of hand sanitizer on it before you start.
    Are you guys talking about mia? She usually wears loose jogger pants and pumps. The other one (not sure her name, but she's younger and a spinner and wears yoga pants with flats). I prefer curvier women not just skinny, so mia is more attractive to me (she's by no means thick but she is curvy) but to each his own!

  3. #13203
    Quote Originally Posted by RonBurgIndy  [View Original Post]
    I'll repeat just for the incredibly technical massage along with the fun stuff, and to teach her not to be all hand rapey to a man's arse. RBI.
    Truly the hero we need! Great report. Don't study too hard!

  4. #13202

    Funniest thing I have ever ready so far A+++ to you sir!

    Quote Originally Posted by RonBurgIndy  [View Original Post]
    Has anyone else seen Nana at Footloose? I was blown away last night during my first massage with her. She's short, petite, probably 50 yo, 5/10 on looks, Engrish is 1/10, massage deep tissue is 9/10, attitude 9/10. She is extra small and uses her knees and elbows on you at first while crawling around on you, then continues to hit every muscle on your body with her davinci robot accurate terminator strong fingers. Her "hard" pressure is definitely hard, so at times I asked her for medium. Before the flip she teased me properly. She had me up on my knees and two-hand dominated my wedding tackle and I would've finished there if I would've let her continue. She takes direction well, and OTC was allowed during handshake. Speaking of that, she's got the GI Joe kung fu grip, complete with a one-knee up on the table whole-body effort turbo jet finish. I did have to ask for more oil at the end, as her hand-cylinder was nearing viscosity breakdown. If you're clean and ask, she'll oblige going for the P-spot, but she's terrible at it and will basically try to finger-bang your ass. She got VERY excited about that part, so there's a story there I'm sure. I'll repeat just for the incredibly technical massage along with the fun stuff, and to teach her not to be all hand rapey to a man's arse. RBI.
    See title.

  5. #13201

    Manhandled by a Munchkin

    Has anyone else seen Nana at Footloose? I was blown away last night during my first massage with her. She's short, petite, probably 50 yo, 5/10 on looks, Engrish is 1/10, massage deep tissue is 9/10, attitude 9/10. She is extra small and uses her knees and elbows on you at first while crawling around on you, then continues to hit every muscle on your body with her davinci robot accurate terminator strong fingers. Her "hard" pressure is definitely hard, so at times I asked her for medium. Before the flip she teased me properly. She had me up on my knees and two-hand dominated my wedding tackle and I would've finished there if I would've let her continue. She takes direction well, and OTC was allowed during handshake. Speaking of that, she's got the GI Joe kung fu grip, complete with a one-knee up on the table whole-body effort turbo jet finish. I did have to ask for more oil at the end, as her hand-cylinder was nearing viscosity breakdown. If you're clean and ask, she'll oblige going for the P-spot, but she's terrible at it and will basically try to finger-bang your ass. She got VERY excited about that part, so there's a story there I'm sure. I'll repeat just for the incredibly technical massage along with the fun stuff, and to teach her not to be all hand rapey to a man's arse. RBI.

  6. #13200
    Quote Originally Posted by IndyGolfer60  [View Original Post]
    Some things in life are earned and are not handed out like candy at the candy store.
    Can you tell us the name and location of your candy store? Anyone special we should ask for?

    Because...free candy?

  7. #13199

    Wtf?

    Quote Originally Posted by NewCountry  [View Original Post]
    What happened to this forum? 3 or 4 years ago all this negative bitching didn't exist. Isn't there a prick yard? I haven't been contributing so I'll shut up. But not contributing is better than this. Live at let live. Contribute or don't. But us non contributors don't like all the bitching LOL. I miss the old BP days.
    Where do you get off? What's your problem?

    Bastard.

    😁.

    (No, but seriously, where do you get off? Bedroom? Frost seat of your car? It's part of a survey I'm conducting.).

  8. #13198

    Research

    Quote Originally Posted by NewCountry  [View Original Post]
    What happened to this forum? 3 or 4 years ago all this negative bitching didn't exist. Isn't there a prick yard? I haven't been contributing so I'll shut up. But not contributing is better than this. Live at let live. Contribute or don't. But us non contributors don't like all the bitching LOL. I miss the old BP days.
    No back then you were expected to do your research which is how I learned to do it. Some of the changes were seeing are good but is it too much to ask that a little effort be made to do some research before posting. I have seen post where you could have found the info 3 post down if you would have been reading before you ask. You get from this board the effort you put into it. Some things in life are earned and are not handed out like candy at the candy store. Also if someone has indicated that they did some research and couldn't find it goes along way as well.

  9. #13197
    Quote Originally Posted by Jrandon3  [View Original Post]
    It was immediately after attempting penetration. And then told only outside. Just led me to be a little weary.
    Just be glad you didn't go for DATY. First she's hairier than a sheepdog and she rubs a bunch of hand sanitizer on it before you start.

  10. #13196

    Prick Yard

    Quote Originally Posted by Jeast72  [View Original Post]
    It would have taken you less time just to give a couple suggestions than to type your little diatribe. The address for Sweet was much more easily found than the Greenwood suggestions, yet you jumped all over another monger for not handing it over on a silver platter. Is it just a matter of whatever reason is convenient at the time. For you to snap on someone? To each his own.
    What happened to this forum? 3 or 4 years ago all this negative bitching didn't exist. Isn't there a prick yard? I haven't been contributing so I'll shut up. But not contributing is better than this. Live at let live. Contribute or don't. But us non contributors don't like all the bitching LOL. I miss the old BP days.

  11. #13195

    Really?

    Quote Originally Posted by SpinAndWin85  [View Original Post]
    Really? Do you not read anything on here? It's what this forum is for!! Do your own research!
    Quote Originally Posted by SpinAndWin85  [View Original Post]
    It would have taken you less time to just give the fucking address than to type your little diatribe. To each his own.
    It would have taken you less time just to give a couple suggestions than to type your little diatribe. The address for Sweet was much more easily found than the Greenwood suggestions, yet you jumped all over another monger for not handing it over on a silver platter. Is it just a matter of whatever reason is convenient at the time. For you to snap on someone? To each his own.

  12. #13194

    Huh?

    Quote Originally Posted by Dozer6872  [View Original Post]
    I am looking for a good recommendation in Franklin or near Greenwood / Southside. Just somewhere for a good massage and extras. Let me know here or pma.
    Really? Do you not read anything on here? It's what this forum is for!! Do your own research!

  13. #13193

    Details?

    Quote Originally Posted by Samster1313  [View Original Post]
    Just got back from seeing Mimi at Muffler won't be a second time. Shorted me by 30 minutes half ass massage and cost me 120. She is pretty but I wanted to be fucked the right way not that way.
    What did you get for $. 2? You said she shorted you 30 minutes. I'm assuming you paid. 6 for the hour? That leaves. 6 for the tip so was it for HJ or BJ or what?

  14. #13192

    Mtn Air smells like money

    Stopped by mountain air recently and drew Cindy 5/10 for a hh. Started in with basic back rub, then the flip at 10 min in, with a no touch option for. 40, up to CBJ for 1. 40. I stick with the standard. Not much to be excited about so I will pass on this locale for the foreseeable future.

  15. #13191

    That's easy

    Quote Originally Posted by Dozer6872  [View Original Post]
    I am looking for a good recommendation in Franklin or near Greenwood / Southside. Just somewhere for a good massage and extras. Let me know here or pma.
    It takes less than 5 minutes of reading through this section to answer that question for yourself. Just saying.

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