Massage Parlor Reports

[DoctorDoctor]

I can concede to your point on this. We can agree to disagree. It's not unhealthy to have that mindset to question the validity of something in any medium or capacity. I just wasn't expecting to be halted by the immigration police here.

I don't know about you, but when and while I enjoy a variety of Asian dishes I don't particularly mind if someone serves me chow mein over Udon or Kimchi over som tum. It's all good food for me and I enjoy it.

But I'll leave inspector gadget over here to his own machinations if he wants to split hairs. I can just imagine barging into your typical AMP equipped with a dowsing rod and loupe to investigate every crevice of the therapist body. "Well you see this pigment here around the areola is strictly native only to individuals found in the kanto region! Basil, quick! Get me my spectrometer so that may also discern her age through the science of carbondating!

Anyway, I saw this ad posted on Craigslist for massage and thought I'd give the place a try.

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...791276902.html

Long story short this place is a hard pass but I was being stubborn and didn't want to drive home empty handed so against my better judgement I stayed. Met at the door by I guess Mamasan a middle aged Chinese (maybe? Might have been duped!) women with long dark hair and matching long black dress. Cuter maybe 10 years ago but age was starting to show signs of wear and tear. She lead me to the room and asked how long I want and I said 30 and paid her. 60. Which is kinda on the expensive end especially getting the vibe that this place wasn't going to provide good on the massage despite being advertised as one. But I gave her the money and as soon as I did, she closed the door and was just rather blunt about it. What do I want? Shaking of the hand motion or Boom Boom. I said boom x 2 is fine. She flat out said ok 200. I was like woah now missy. I already dropped 60 on the house and as I surmised this wasn't going to include a massage, like, at all. I countered with 120 which if we are being honest is still more than I'd like to pay given the introduction. This is where I should have walked but I was stupid. She said 150 but I was holding steady at 120 and wasn't going to budge. I guess she got tired of me and left the room and a few moments later a younger but definitely uglier Chinese (allegedly! Who knows! Got to keep that mind open!) with a snaggle tooth from smoking way too many ciggys a day came in. She was thin definitely late 40's and she wasn't wearing anything but a shower coat as she had just gotten out from the bath I suppose. More ruthless negotiations ensued and eventually she settled on my 120 offer. She disrobed to reveal one of the largest bushes I've seen on a girl. To those who love going on safaris and can get past the dark crooked fang in her mouth. By all means give it a go!

We did the did and honestly the whole thing soured my mood so since I paid for 30 I took my fucking 30 using many different positions. Still couldn't commence a blast off so I had her use her hands. But I don't know about you guys I just can't get into it when they make fake noises and try to hurry you along with words of encouragement. Come on baby hurry up and cum! Oh bother. I finally managed it thanks to the power of my imagination as I went deep into the brain archives to replay the most degenerate porn I could muster and then got cleaned up and left 200 dollars lighter.

Again I don't recommend it, but it's out there if you want to.

Visited Miho and Aimi, however one spells it in English. I found both attractive. Performance was average, was it lack of stamina? Or too many lube jobs earlier? Not sure. On occasion Katy will pull in a unicorn that will dig her silver spurs in and ride you like 1500 pound bronc.

[Patch24m]

I don't know what happened between you two, but the Wendy I know (I mean Amy) is a very reliable provider, who always comes through and deserves every penny. Massage quality may be her weak point, but she makes it up with full GFE and excellent services, and then some.

I 2nd this statement. She goes through the monger alphabet soup like you're the only guy she's seen for the day. My current ATF, can't wait to see her again.

[TheOuroboros]

Speaking a few phrases of or conversing in "passable" Japanese, and not speaking the colloquial Japanese--where allegedly Miho hails from--like a native (or growing up where she hails from to know the nuances), does not mean you can determine 100% she is Japanese (via heritage, not through immigration). But if you think conversing with some phrases / passable Japanese to Miho is a validation of her being 100% Japanese, then more power to you. I would not advise others to fall into this mindset.

I can concede to your point on this. We can agree to disagree. It's not unhealthy to have that mindset to question the validity of something in any medium or capacity. I just wasn't expecting to be halted by the immigration police here.

I don't know about you, but when and while I enjoy a variety of Asian dishes I don't particularly mind if someone serves me chow mein over Udon or Kimchi over som tum. It's all good food for me and I enjoy it.

But I'll leave inspector gadget over here to his own machinations if he wants to split hairs. I can just imagine barging into your typical AMP equipped with a dowsing rod and loupe to investigate every crevice of the therapist body. "Well you see this pigment here around the areola is strictly native only to individuals found in the kanto region! Basil, quick! Get me my spectrometer so that may also discern her age through the science of carbondating!

Anyway, I saw this ad posted on Craigslist for massage and thought I'd give the place a try.

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...791276902.html

Long story short this place is a hard pass but I was being stubborn and didn't want to drive home empty handed so against my better judgement I stayed. Met at the door by I guess Mamasan a middle aged Chinese (maybe? Might have been duped!) women with long dark hair and matching long black dress. Cuter maybe 10 years ago but age was starting to show signs of wear and tear. She lead me to the room and asked how long I want and I said 30 and paid her. 60. Which is kinda on the expensive end especially getting the vibe that this place wasn't going to provide good on the massage despite being advertised as one. But I gave her the money and as soon as I did, she closed the door and was just rather blunt about it. What do I want? Shaking of the hand motion or Boom Boom. I said boom x 2 is fine. She flat out said ok 200. I was like woah now missy. I already dropped 60 on the house and as I surmised this wasn't going to include a massage, like, at all. I countered with 120 which if we are being honest is still more than I'd like to pay given the introduction. This is where I should have walked but I was stupid. She said 150 but I was holding steady at 120 and wasn't going to budge. I guess she got tired of me and left the room and a few moments later a younger but definitely uglier Chinese (allegedly! Who knows! Got to keep that mind open!) with a snaggle tooth from smoking way too many ciggys a day came in. She was thin definitely late 40's and she wasn't wearing anything but a shower coat as she had just gotten out from the bath I suppose. More ruthless negotiations ensued and eventually she settled on my 120 offer. She disrobed to reveal one of the largest bushes I've seen on a girl. To those who love going on safaris and can get past the dark crooked fang in her mouth. By all means give it a go!

We did the did and honestly the whole thing soured my mood so since I paid for 30 I took my fucking 30 using many different positions. Still couldn't commence a blast off so I had her use her hands. But I don't know about you guys I just can't get into it when they make fake noises and try to hurry you along with words of encouragement. Come on baby hurry up and cum! Oh bother. I finally managed it thanks to the power of my imagination as I went deep into the brain archives to replay the most degenerate porn I could muster and then got cleaned up and left 200 dollars lighter.

Again I don't recommend it, but it's out there if you want to.

[BubbleBoi402]

Speaking a few phrases of or conversing in "passable" Japanese, and not speaking the colloquial Japanese--where allegedly Miho hails from--like a native (or growing up where she hails from to know the nuances), does not mean you can determine 100% she is Japanese (via heritage, not through immigration). But if you think conversing with some phrases / passable Japanese to Miho is a validation of her being 100% Japanese, then more power to you. I would not advise others to fall into this mindset.

The Miho I know was a Chinese who lived, married, and divorced in Japan for a long while. There was another Chinese with similar background pretending to be Japanese at Katy back in May or June. I know a few Chinese providers who can speak Japanese very well. It's the whole selling point because somehow (pretending to be) being Japanese can command more respect and money.

[Serpico99]

I stopped by Reston Wellness to see how things are at this spot, but I when I got to the door, it was locked, no door bell, and a sign that says to call their phone number to set an appointment and to wear a mask (the sign seemed like it was a leftover from the pandemic). I called the number from my burner a couple of times, and no answer. I texted as well and got no response. Rubmaps has them as being closed but then that's not a validation of them being actually closed (Cosmos in Centreville is listed as closed on rubmaps but they are 100% open). Searching the name of the spa online, they are still listed as being open, per Google, and they have an ad on bedpage today:

https://nova.bedpage.com/Bodyrubs/11.../23205039.html

I also came across a news article from August 2019 which reports this place got robbed at gunpoint.

https://www.restonnow.com/2019/08/22...s-at-gunpoint/

Anyone patronize this place? Is it open?

[Serpico99]

Yes. Miho is from Japan, in fact she specifically hails from Kobe. Having just recently visited Japan a few months back we made some small talk about the city and things before I f**ked her brains out. I like to converse with the ladies as this helps break the ice and get the ladies more receptive to playtime, I like to reassure these girls I'm not some troll looking to get a rub and clap some cheeks while I grunt and bellow my way through the 30 minute ordeal. I'm a gentleman and often times when you converse and try to do so in their native language they feel more at home and more importantly, open to more fun.

So yes, while I have met plenty of Chinese and Koreans in my massage experience who have seeked asylum in Japan and often learn the basics to get by but usually are still predominantly native in their tongue. Even I was fooled as upon meeting Miho as I assumed she was Chinese so I initially hit her up with a ni hao ma when she entered the room. I got no response and initially chalked it up to the fact she didn't hear me so I asked her if she could give me a nice good massage and said hung hao anmo, and she looked at me like I was having an epileptic seizure. She said sorry I don't understand you. That's when I asked her if she was Chinese and she said no Japanese so retorted with an "ah, suka des" and that's when she lit up like Christmas. We continued to make some small talk in Japanese and that seemed to appease her. I take it if she was a Chinese playing off as a denizen of the rising sun, she would have a better grasp of mandarin and not give me that deer in the headlights look when I mistake her country of origin.

Speaking a few phrases of or conversing in "passable" Japanese, and not speaking the colloquial Japanese--where allegedly Miho hails from--like a native (or growing up where she hails from to know the nuances), does not mean you can determine 100% she is Japanese (via heritage, not through immigration). But if you think conversing with some phrases / passable Japanese to Miho is a validation of her being 100% Japanese, then more power to you. I would not advise others to fall into this mindset.

[PuntaJaco43]

For the lack of my usual bravado and gravitas of my reviews fell short of late. Frankly, I just felt like sharing the intel rather spinning a tale of my adventures.

But if I'm going to be called out on not being able to tell Asians from their country of origin apart when that is my bread and butter, then I got to reestablish my credit as a veteran monger here.

Yes. Miho is from Japan, in fact she specifically hails from Kobe. Having just recently visited Japan a few months back we made some small talk about the city and things before I f**ked her brains out. I like to converse with the ladies as this helps break the ice and get the ladies more receptive to playtime, I like to reassure these girls I'm not some troll looking to get a rub and clap some cheeks while I grunt and bellow my way through the 30 minute ordeal. I'm a gentleman and often times when you converse and try to do so in their native language they feel more at home and more importantly, open to more fun.

So yes, while I have met plenty of Chinese and Koreans in my massage experience who have seeked asylum in Japan and often learn the basics to get by but usually are still predominantly native in their tongue. Even I was fooled as upon meeting Miho as I assumed she was Chinese so I initially hit her up with a ni hao ma when she entered the room. I got no response and initially chalked it up to the fact she didn't hear me so I asked her if she could give me a nice good massage and said hung hao anmo, and she looked at me like I was having an epileptic seizure. She said sorry I don't understand you. That's when I asked her if she was Chinese and she said no Japanese so retorted with an "ah, suka des" and that's when she lit up like Christmas. We continued to make some small talk in Japanese and that seemed to appease her. I take it if she was a Chinese playing off as a denizen of the rising sun, she would have a better grasp of mandarin and not give me that deer in the headlights look when I mistake her country of origin. While I'm far from fluent in different languages on the east continents I do at least make it a habit of getting by with a few phrases as it's helped me in the past get more mileage in my endeavors. Partly it's showboating but if you merely take the time to simply ask these ladies whereabouts they come from they usually won't lie to you, unless youre demanding to only see a particular race of Asian and theyre eager to swindle you out of your money I guess.

But my bigger point is this. I have been around the block so to speak, so I'm not so easily distracted when the ladies try to dangle a carrot under my nose and feed me some grander untruth. A man is only as good as his word and when I describe a gal you can take me on my word that I know what the hell I'm talking about.

As for the other monger who wanted to know her age. I can't give you a definitive answer. I say Miho looked in her mid 40's but we all know Asians have laughed in the face of time when it comes to decay. So I'd say add 10-15 years on that and that's prolly where she lands. But she made MILF tier in my books.

WE have all missed your stirring prose and it is about time you re-surface. Please try to stay afloat this time.

PJ.

[Crude Oil]

I saw Blanca recently. She has a new house. She has giant tits and nursing is allowed. Her L1 technique was amazing. Go check her out. She is sometimes difficult to get a hold of. Her massages are bad either.

[ScoopFeeding]

The girl name Amy, Her English no good, so we communicate with message and translation software, like google translator. When going the room,. After shower, I lying on the bed, she lick my nipple and suck it, I never know lick nipple will make me so excited. Her tongue around my nipple, down and down, until with my cock. Her lick my cock like taste a lollipop, very soft and tender. For few minutes, she contain my whole cock, I feel my cock going to a small whole, almost make me pulled out, I try hard to control my cock, it felling so good. I cannot control myself, after some min, I pulled out. Later, I going bathing, and finish my sexy travel.

https://nova-femaleescorts.bedpage.c.../23294581.html

[Squatty2]

Showered and headed to Candace's room. Very good BBBJ after massage. Eye contact was great. Nice tongue work. Up on the table and more BBBJ and eventually 69 as I kept reaching for the plump ass. She tasted great and I was recovered and hard as a rock. She was getting worked up and was ready and insisted on a raincoat. Candace is always covered which is fine. She hoped on cowgirl and rode me well and did more DFK. Then doggie and lazy dog. Mish and she got off of me ripped off the rubber and did more BBBJ. Then came up and Made out with me while give me a hand job until I came. Cleaned up, light massage and on my way. She's fun, a little quiet but she knows what she is doing people.

This shouldn't be in the Northern VA section.

[CommandF]

For the lack of my usual bravado and gravitas of my reviews fell short of late. Frankly, I just felt like sharing the intel rather spinning a tale of my adventures.

But if I'm going to be called out on not being able to tell Asians from their country of origin apart when that is my bread and butter, then I got to reestablish my credit as a veteran monger here.

Yes. Miho is from Japan, in fact she specifically hails from Kobe. Having just recently visited Japan a few months back we made some small talk about the city and things before I f**ked her brains out. I like to converse with the ladies as this helps break the ice and get the ladies more receptive to playtime, I like to reassure these girls I'm not some troll looking to get a rub and clap some cheeks while I grunt and bellow my way through the 30 minute ordeal. I'm a gentleman and often times when you converse and try to do so in their native language they feel more at home and more importantly, open to more fun.

So yes, while I have met plenty of Chinese and Koreans in my massage experience who have seeked asylum in Japan and often learn the basics to get by but usually are still predominantly native in their tongue. Even I was fooled as upon meeting Miho as I assumed she was Chinese so I initially hit her up with a ni hao ma when she entered the room. I got no response and initially chalked it up to the fact she didn't hear me so I asked her if she could give me a nice good massage and said hung hao anmo, and she looked at me like I was having an epileptic seizure. She said sorry I don't understand you. That's when I asked her if she was Chinese and she said no Japanese so retorted with an "ah, suka des" and that's when she lit up like Christmas. We continued to make some small talk in Japanese and that seemed to appease her. I take it if she was a Chinese playing off as a denizen of the rising sun, she would have a better grasp of mandarin and not give me that deer in the headlights look when I mistake her country of origin. While I'm far from fluent in different languages on the east continents I do at least make it a habit of getting by with a few phrases as it's helped me in the past get more mileage in my endeavors.

Great story bro! Thanks! I may check her out.

[TheOuroboros]

I'm always amazed on how mongers on here get duped by non-Japanese Asian providers tricking them into thinking they are seeing a Japanese provider.

For the lack of my usual bravado and gravitas of my reviews fell short of late. Frankly, I just felt like sharing the intel rather spinning a tale of my adventures.

But if I'm going to be called out on not being able to tell Asians from their country of origin apart when that is my bread and butter, then I got to reestablish my credit as a veteran monger here.

Yes. Miho is from Japan, in fact she specifically hails from Kobe. Having just recently visited Japan a few months back we made some small talk about the city and things before I f**ked her brains out. I like to converse with the ladies as this helps break the ice and get the ladies more receptive to playtime, I like to reassure these girls I'm not some troll looking to get a rub and clap some cheeks while I grunt and bellow my way through the 30 minute ordeal. I'm a gentleman and often times when you converse and try to do so in their native language they feel more at home and more importantly, open to more fun.

So yes, while I have met plenty of Chinese and Koreans in my massage experience who have seeked asylum in Japan and often learn the basics to get by but usually are still predominantly native in their tongue. Even I was fooled as upon meeting Miho as I assumed she was Chinese so I initially hit her up with a ni hao ma when she entered the room. I got no response and initially chalked it up to the fact she didn't hear me so I asked her if she could give me a nice good massage and said hung hao anmo, and she looked at me like I was having an epileptic seizure. She said sorry I don't understand you. That's when I asked her if she was Chinese and she said no Japanese so retorted with an "ah, suka des" and that's when she lit up like Christmas. We continued to make some small talk in Japanese and that seemed to appease her. I take it if she was a Chinese playing off as a denizen of the rising sun, she would have a better grasp of mandarin and not give me that deer in the headlights look when I mistake her country of origin. While I'm far from fluent in different languages on the east continents I do at least make it a habit of getting by with a few phrases as it's helped me in the past get more mileage in my endeavors. Partly it's showboating but if you merely take the time to simply ask these ladies whereabouts they come from they usually won't lie to you, unless you’re demanding to only see a particular race of Asian and they’re eager to swindle you out of your money I guess.

But my bigger point is this. I have been around the block so to speak, so I'm not so easily distracted when the ladies try to dangle a carrot under my nose and feed me some grander untruth. A man is only as good as his word and when I describe a gal you can take me on my word that I know what the hell I'm talking about.

As for the other monger who wanted to know her age. I can't give you a definitive answer. I say Miho looked in her mid 40's but we all know Asians have laughed in the face of time when it comes to decay. So I'd say add 10-15 years on that and that's prolly where she lands. But she made MILF tier in my books.

[RubLover21]

Sadly Sophie is missing so I go to Shirlington to meet Jenny / Ginny, tall and slim, happily panty-free, small titties but lovely nipples.

My desire is to have her on mouth on me as I am on hers. This seems to be OK with her.

OMFG what a tasty hot puddytat. Jenny is squealing. Bouncing on my face. After second or third O she's got me in her mouth so hard I am squealing too.

Pleasure the ladies. Be clean, polite, and ready.

After a brief absence, Jenny is back.

We settle terms for naked 69. Jenny leaves to drop the $ and change the black pants outfit with which she greeted me at the door. I do not see what she changed into because it hit the floor while I was face down on the table.

Nail tease all over. OMFG this is where she starts. Every nerve ending she touches is firing off.

Kissing my butt and thighs, neurons exploding. She is on top now, and pushing her pussy against my leg. She's wet. Titties rubbing everywhere.

"Roll over". Don't mind if I do. It takes not much time before she is (literally) in my face. I start with gentle licks on her lips and silky skin. Then more directed to her ladyhood. And as she has me in her mouth I close, sucking and licking and worshipping, my arms around her tight little buttocks, the better to eat her with.

Boom, we have ignition. No idea how many times she cums, it's a blur. At a couple of points she lifts her puss off my face and her mouth off my cock and we are in eye contact, incredibly erotic.

Has she had enough? She rolls off and is ready to finish me. But the next second she flips back, puddytat in my face, and I cum as she cums again.

Dead. I can't really move until she leaves and comes back with the mouthwash.

Call me whatever, women can cum more in 45 min than men can, why not enjoy it?

[RidgeRacer]

Birthday is coming up and looking to treat myself. I know know nothing is certain in this world but is there anyone who checks all these boxes:

BBBJCIM.

Two pops (both in said mouth).

Solid enough massage that I can relax and recharge between pops.

Not break the bank ($150-$250) for an hour (hopefully the fact that I don't want FS can keep price down somewhat).

Obviously the better looking the better.

From reading the forum, some options include Cecilia at FHOH, No Pain No Gain Candy, Champagne. But I'm not sure if any of these check every box and I can really count on things going to plan. Let me know (PM if preferred). Thanks.

[BubbleBoi402]

I'm looking for a place where I'm pampered in every respect. I'm talking an excellent TS, maybe a sauna, massage, and BBBJ / FS with an attractive masseuse. Any recommendations?

With that said, I'd like share a dream I had about a healthy spa on Vincent place in Mclean. Walked in, was greeted by a chubby yet curvy mamasan who immediately showed me a young attractive provide. I mistakenly did the hour and had to suffer through a terrible massage for 10 minutes before I finally flipped over. I tried to talk the girl but she only spoke Chinese so we had to communicate through an app. I just got a HJ 80 but I'm pretty sure she will do whatever you want including BBFS if that's your thing. She even mentioned me "dropping the hammer" without a bag through the app. LOL.

998 used to be like that but it's gone. Most CMPs don't have TS. You have to try your luck at KMPs which often have older providers.