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  1. #6404

    Cheese

    Quote Originally Posted by SevenYearMitch  [View Original Post]
    "Sounds like you have mental problems man!" LMAO! J/K bro! That scene from Anchorman is fucking hilarious!

    I appreciate the compliment YD, that's very kind of you! As you can probably tell from my reviews I love me some cheesy 70's songs, and "Afternoon Delight" is in the Cheese Hall of Fame - I'd love to do a double with those two chicks! (As they looked in 1976, NOT 2019! LOL)

    Here's a link to my own "Afternoon Delight" themed review of M1L:
    http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/show...=1#post4420896

    Seriously though, that was an excellent review of Sara bro! However, I was a bit disturbed by two things in it:

    A) Your reference to the possibility of MMS moving to Cali, and

    B) the creepy monger that freaked her out.

    I can't help but think the two things are related?

    Sara is a very sweet lady and I hope she'll be treated right so she doesn't move away, that would be a crying shame and a HUGE loss for us!

    Sara has serious talent and even passed my donut test with flying colors as I recall! I've been so busy with other chicks lately that I just haven't had the opportunity to see her again yet. But after reading your review and rereading my own review I definitely need to make time for Sara again very soon.

    Link to my "Sarah Smile" themed review of Maitland Mom Sara:

    http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/show...1#post4373642.

    SYM
    Afternoon Delight? That's some good cheese. What I call triple cream brie!

    I'll take this opportunity to write an overdue review of my last visit with Sarah. The time before had been rushed, I was late a few minutes then she was a little slow coming down. By the time we got to the Geneva it was a tight hour before we had to get back to our lives. So this time she promised no rush and that's what it was. We hung out, naked, just chatting about life, the universe and everything, until we gradually eased into playtime.

    Playtime was great, nothing like SYM's epics, but just good service taking several trips around the bed until we collapsed exhausted. And THEN, here is the thing, we both just fell asleep still tangled together for a couple minutes. And I do NEVER do that. Even with my most trusted providers, with perhaps one other exception, my Radar is always on. She is just that disarming, that comfortable to be around. She is a rare find.

    Life is YMMV.

  2. #6403
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    Posts: 15

    LF someone in East Orlando

    I was hoping to find someone closer to me, that I could see regularly. I have to admit to being inexperienced doing this, and I sometimes get nervous. Just looking to spend sometime with a decent person from time to time. Is there anyone out in East Orlando like that? My only request is it would be great if she wore glasses. Any advice or suggestions would be appreciated.

  3. #6402
    Quote Originally Posted by Czfish12  [View Original Post]
    Thanks for the heads up Been wanting to see her but hesitant about car.
    My first time with her was car date and it was fantastic but it wasn't until she had an incall that I was able to really enjoy her huge tits!!

  4. #6401

    Depends

    Quote Originally Posted by Czfish12  [View Original Post]
    I know Maitland mom has said she would be interested in mmf action Anyone down pairing up with me LOL? Can message me to discuss details but I think would be fun! Thanks.
    Moving to the area soon. Only enjoy attractive spinners.

  5. #6400
    Quote Originally Posted by Munchi420  [View Original Post]
    Just wanted to give everyone a heads up that big tit Tara currently has an incall in the orange city area.

    If you haven't seen her recently or have been meaning to revise that magic mouth, now is the chance to enjoy plenty of space for her to give a magical flute lesson!!
    Thanks for the heads up Been wanting to see her but hesitant about car.

  6. #6399

    Tara UTR has incall

    Just wanted to give everyone a heads up that big tit Tara currently has an incall in the orange city area.

    If you haven't seen her recently or have been meaning to revise that magic mouth, now is the chance to enjoy plenty of space for her to give a magical flute lesson!!

  7. #6398

    Mmf or fb

    Quote Originally Posted by Czfish12  [View Original Post]
    I know Maitland mom has said she would be interested in mmf action Anyone down pairing up with me LOL? Can message me to discuss details but I think would be fun! Thanks.
    You let us know!

  8. #6397

    I am impressesd!

    Quote Originally Posted by SevenYearMitch  [View Original Post]
    That scene from Anchorman is fucking hilarious!

    I appreciate the compliment YD, that's very kind of you!

    SYM
    The reason SYM is able to afford all his mongering is because he is very sharp, probably a leader in his profession! I hid a treasure in the review, and he was the first to catch it. How does he have the time to click all the links in my lowly review, as busy as he is? He was the first to discover that all the links weren't Starland Vocal Band! I had aspirations to be a writer, but this has become my reward. That, and fucking outstanding pussy has become my place in this world. It's tough, but somebody has to do it! Yd.

  9. #6396

    Mm Sarah

    Quote Originally Posted by Czfish12  [View Original Post]
    Wow Johnny! Good to know. What a bonus if she will share ass as well!
    As with any of these girls YMMV. Funny when someone claims a girl doesn't do something. I even have a photo of my cock in her ass. She's asked me not to post my pics.

  10. #6395

    Mm Sarah

    Quote Originally Posted by JohnyBig  [View Original Post]
    I agree with everything your saying except one thing! My cock has been in her ass a few times with her permission. I see this one pretty regularly and no I'm not sharing digits. She's not asking me to give out her number so I'm keeping it for myself! I will say the past few times I've seen her I have given her ass a break at her request! I could have had it the other day, but decided to blow otherwise.
    Wow Johnny! Good to know. What a bonus if she will share ass as well!

  11. #6394

    Maitland mom Sarah

    Quote Originally Posted by YankeeDoodle  [View Original Post]
    That silly bubblegum song from the 70's has taken on a whole new meaning for the doodle! In fact it is after midnight and I'm just getting around to writing. And been listening to the song! If you're too young, or have a bad memory, here is some refreshers:

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Starland_Vocal_Band

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wu1UXCdyNo0

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4b3w6a9cSk

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1W5vwhLcsw

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NUkhMq_iRo

    Wow! Do you think I'll get as good at writing these reviews as SYM? Prolly not, he's the King! Anyhoo, last time I reviewed this lady, I called her Ultimate, but I was wrong! Like they are calling I-4 The Ultimate, but everybody knows that before it ever gets finished it will be out-dated and obsolete. Well, my last review of Maitland Mom is outdated and obsolete! In fact, I shall now add another M for MAGNIFICENT! So for hereonafter, she shall be referred to as "MMM" . And she has changed me, because I have been self-conscious about my humble habitat, bringing a lady in after dark so she can't see that there are some flaws in the upkeep, some peeling paint, some disorganization of my stuff. MMM is a breath of fresh air and said it's ok if it is a cardboard box as long as it is under an overpass! LOL!

    I am so glad she wasn't available later, and I had to do daylight or do without. I'm sure that when I die, the undertaker will have trouble wiping the shit-eating grin off my face, and trying to close the lid! Did I mention, since Satan's sister moved out, I have full use of my own pad? Geneva was great, now I have my own Wrassle Castle. MMM did everything we did last time and built on it. I forgot it was a service, she doesn't treat it that way. The 12 minute drive over was her unwinding from her a confrontation with her dog and some idiot dog owner and pit. But from the time we entered the private place, she was all over me like a lost lover. She remembered what I liked and then added to it. And added more to it! And then, did more! Wow, we were fucking like young rabbits, I forgot my age. Bunches of positions, I am going to hurt in the morning. But with her, I was floating on air!

    And we have some cute little jokes that are between her and I. And then it was time to go. She mentioned some possibility of moving to Califernya, let's hope not. She also told me the oddest tale of a monger who picked her up from her home, and in the 7 min. Drive to the G, talked about giving pain, making her cry and ripping her in anal. At Geneva, she jumped out and hid in the office and the owner threw the guy out! Who the hell gave MMM's number to this jerk? This lady is a mother of a couple young kids and is not a street level hardened lady, so it is up to the peeps who have her digits to only give to reasonably sane mongers. Having said all that, I shall now say that I will only give digits to Senior Members who have written credible reviews, and have seen some of our advertisers on the sister site at:

    http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/show...rtiser-Reviews

    In other words, UTRs are not for beginners, visit the community first! And I shall be angry if somebody tries to harm this little lady, she does not do anal, she does not do pain, her health is fragile, so be gentle and you will be rewarded!

    Remember, "when it's right, it's right, why wait till the middle of a cold dark night? Grab some Afternoon Delight! Yd.
    I agree with everything your saying except one thing! My cock has been in her ass a few times with her permission. I see this one pretty regularly and no I'm not sharing digits. She's not asking me to give out her number so I'm keeping it for myself! I will say the past few times I've seen her I have given her ass a break at her request! I could have had it the other day, but decided to blow otherwise.

  12. #6393
    Quote Originally Posted by HeWolf47  [View Original Post]
    Found this very attractive UTR recenyly.

    She is an awesome GFE provider located in Curry Ford area of Orlando or she will drive to your location. Will try to post a pic but I don't have a lot of success with that. She is a petite (5', 110 lbs) mid 30's Latina who is in need of some help so she asked me to tell you guys that she is available for a while. I hope she will find that you guys treat her well and we can keep her around for a long time. She said there will be no QV, and her rates are 130/ HH or 200/ HR. We had an hour dream and it was one of the most fun first visits I've ever had. Maybe it really was a dream as I've already booked a 2nd visit just to make sure she is real. We pretty much covered the alphabet in our hour including DFK, DATY. BBBJCIMWS, MISH and K9. If interested, SM only with meaningful posts can get her contact info from me.
    Hey bud tried to PM you but your FULL!! Can I get her digits?? I would like to meet her!!

    Ocala area has getting so much worse with the bullsh / it service and ripping it's almost a waste of time!

  13. #6392

    MaitlandMom Not for regulars

    Quote Originally Posted by YankeeDoodle  [View Original Post]
    She mentioned some possibility of moving to Califernya, let's hope not. She also told me the oddest tale of a monger who picked her up from her home, and in the 7 min. Drive to the G, talked about giving pain, making her cry and ripping her in anal. At Geneva, she jumped out and hid in the office and the owner threw the guy out! Who the hell gave MMM's number to this jerk? This lady is a mother of a couple young kids and is not a street level hardened lady, so it is up to the peeps who have her digits to only give to reasonably sane mongers. Having said all that, I shall now say that I will only give digits to Senior Members who have written credible reviews, and have seen some of our advertisers on the sister site at:
    http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/show...rtiser-Reviews
    In other words, UTRs are not for beginners, visit the community first! And I shall be angry if somebody tries to harm this little lady, she does not do anal, she does not do pain, her health is fragile, so be gentle and you will be rewarded!
    I've lost count of all the PMs I get whenever I've reviewed her from one post wonders and hobby pretenders asking for her digits, NO FUCKING WAY! We are not required to share digits with anyone who asks. Her situation makes her highly vulnerable and there's too many trolls in this hobby to share her digits freely. I remember my first session with her, I told her it was perfect and it has been ever since. It would be a shame to lose her now. She's a delight any time of day actually. Thanks YD for alerting the board.

    OO.

  14. #6391

    Maitland Mom MMF?

    I know Maitland mom has said she would be interested in mmf action Anyone down pairing up with me LOL? Can message me to discuss details but I think would be fun! Thanks.

  15. #6390
    Quote Originally Posted by YankeeDoodle  [View Original Post]
    Afternoon Delight

    That silly bubblegum song from the 70's has taken on a whole new meaning for the doodle! In fact it is after midnight and I'm just getting around to writing. And been listening to the song! If you're too young, or have a bad memory, here is some refreshers:
    ...
    https://youtu.be/b1W5vwhLcsw
    ...
    Wow! Do you think I'll get as good at writing these reviews as SYM? Prolly not, he's the King!...Remember, "when it's right, it's right, why wait till the middle of a cold dark night? Grab some Afternoon Delight!...
    "Sounds like you have mental problems man!" LMAO! J/K bro! That scene from Anchorman is fucking hilarious!

    I appreciate the compliment YD, that's very kind of you! As you can probably tell from my reviews I love me some cheesy 70's songs, and "Afternoon Delight" is in the Cheese Hall of Fame - I'd love to do a double with those two chicks! (As they looked in 1976, NOT 2019! LOL)

    Here's a link to my own "Afternoon Delight" themed review of M1L:
    http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/show...=1#post4420896

    Seriously though, that was an excellent review of Sara bro! However, I was a bit disturbed by two things in it:

    A) Your reference to the possibility of MMS moving to Cali, and

    B) the creepy monger that freaked her out.

    I can't help but think the two things are related?

    Sara is a very sweet lady and I hope she'll be treated right so she doesn't move away, that would be a crying shame and a HUGE loss for us!

    Sara has serious talent and even passed my donut test with flying colors as I recall! I've been so busy with other chicks lately that I just haven't had the opportunity to see her again yet. But after reading your review and rereading my own review I definitely need to make time for Sara again very soon.

    Link to my "Sarah Smile" themed review of Maitland Mom Sara:

    http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/show...1#post4373642.

    BTW, I've been walking on water today cuz I just scored a real date with a smoking hot nurse after she gave me a physical for insurance / work, LOL. Fucking stunningly beautiful girl - I couldn't believe she didnt have a ring on her finger - I'm guessing she's only about 26 or 27. She looks like a cross between Cassie and JennCiCi (RIP). She was making me follow her finger with my eyes and I couldn't control myself from just staring back at her gorgeous brown eyes - they were like magnets. She smiled and giggled and then scolded me for not following directions. After she lifted my shirt and listened to my stomach with her stethoscope she said, "your stomach is making a lot of noise are you feeling okay?" and I said "it just likes being touched by a beautiful woman" 🤣 I asked her for her digits and she hesitated for a second but then I got them! I think I'm in love guys! LOL

    SYM

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