Strip Club Reports

**Big Red50** · 01-04-07 19:27

Originally Posted by Dr.Monger

No, the headset was from her old gig at Chez Joey, right before she got fired. And the word is she is an actual transexual...there is no equipment it was cut off. So it could have been her ;-)

I honestly can't believe anyone had the balls (pun intended) to hire her again. Rumor has it she is already stealing from the other bartenders, and got one of the quality ones fired. Daytime she apparently works at a local hospital as a aesthetician, believe it or not. Could you imagine going in for a peel and seeing that walk in?

Doc you are just an abyss of monger information, when do you find time to work? Again Doc you continue to amaze me.

Still Amazed

Big Red

**Dr.Monger** · 01-04-07 11:48

Originally Posted by Evilotto

Can't recall her name, but no headset, and no extras downstairs. Maybe I'll stop in again when I go back to find out for sure. I agree, though, that on a slow night, the pressure was on to cough up the cash. Every bar I went into was the same.

No, the headset was from her old gig at Chez Joey, right before she got fired. And the word is she is an actual transexual...there is no equipment it was cut off. So it could have been her ;-)

I honestly can't believe anyone had the balls (pun intended) to hire her again. Rumor has it she is already stealing from the other bartenders, and got one of the quality ones fired. Daytime she apparently works at a local hospital as a aesthetician, believe it or not. Could you imagine going in for a peel and seeing that walk in?

**Evilotto** · 01-04-07 03:45

Can't recall her name, but no headset, and no extras downstairs. Maybe I'll stop in again when I go back to find out for sure. I agree, though, that on a slow night, the pressure was on to cough up the cash. Every bar I went into was the same.

**Johnny Fever35** · 12-23-06 04:16

Decided to hit one of my favorite Clubs on Thursday Night. But discovered that my buddy (don't really know him-but a few dollars tip made him my get in free without cover buddy) was not at the door and the doorman wanted the $10 cover so decided to wait and check out another club and stop back in a little while. Figured it was a slow night and if I came back the new doorman would likely let me in without a cover. Besides $10 cover plus $7 drink and a $1 or $2 tip for bartender and I've paid about $20 just to setdown at the bar.

So walked around and decided to settle in a while at the club with an upstairs (can't remember it's name, but has a downstairs one door and an upstairs right next to each other). Got my beer and just wanted to relax a few minutes and watch the show. But think because it was a slow night every girl in the place maybe 10 or so start their routine of a 30 converstaion and then either you want a dance or the bartender (who was nice) want to buy the lady a drink. Interesting drinks were from $30 at the bar to $60 or $80 or more in the booths. Girls were nice and friendly, but working hard to get some $$'s. I had just got there and just wanted to relax.enjoy the show-and get the lay of the land so to speak before I decided what I wanted to do..-Just try to determine what benefits comes with with each drink level and which girl would be best. But like I said first just wanted to have 1 beer and relax. Then came the tips as most came up and said how about a tip-give them a $1, wasn't in a $2 mood yet-could have been if they would have just let me finish my beer and get another.

Decided to exit rather quickly after gulped the last of my one lone beer. All and all I kinda liked the place, but gezz they need to tone down the hussle at least until you can have a beer or two. But maybe because it was a slow night, and will likely try it again. Likely, should have just paid the $10 cover at the SD, one of my fav.

Short stop at the club with an upstairs, but did determine you need to drop more money at that club than I was willing to at least that night. If you go and plan on spending some bucks and think you could have a good time.

**Benchseats Rock** · 12-21-06 18:58

Originally Posted by Baltimonger

A former block girl told me Britney had the plumbing redone. By law, if she gets locked up, they have to put her (it?) in the women's jail.

Don't the girls in the women's jail have enough cock already?

**Baltimonger** · 12-21-06 18:24

A former block girl told me Britney had the plumbing redone. By law, if she gets locked up, they have to put her (it?) in the women's jail.

**Bdls73** · 12-21-06 15:36

I hope you moved her balls out of the way before you got busy.

**Benchseats Rock** · 12-21-06 00:29

Originally Posted by Baltimonger

You're not talking about "Britney" fomerly of Chez Joey, are you?

Bleeech!

To quote the doorman/barker infront of the bar where she is now,

"Oh... you know Britney do you?"

Bleeech indeed.

**Baltimonger** · 12-20-06 23:54

Originally Posted by Benchseats Rock

I just hope that you're not talking about the older blonde downstairs in one of the corner bars who wears a headset. I have heard some funny stories about her.

You're not talking about "Britney" fomerly of Chez Joey, are you?

Bleeech!

**Benchseats Rock** · 12-20-06 23:02

Originally Posted by Evilotto

Returned to Charm City and hit the Block on a rainy Tuesday night about 6 weeks ago. Since it was slow and lots of girls were working, the offers were rolling in and none with a hint of subtlety. Went to several bars to see if it was common, and saw several that I would not hesitate to drop a wad on (in either sense). Ended up aound closing time in a corner basement bar in a backroom getting thoroughly molested by an attractive, if not more mature, blonde for a good 25-30 minutes. Got a # too for future visitations. Wish I had more $$$ (don't we all) so I could sample some of the more high end joints with the younger hotties - and they are around for the taking.

To quote a certain Governator, "I'll be back".

I just hope that you're not talking about the older blonde downstairs in one of the corner bars who wears a headset. I have heard some funny stories about her.

**Evilotto** · 12-20-06 02:21

Returned to Charm City and hit the Block on a rainy Tuesday night about 6 weeks ago. Since it was slow and lots of girls were working, the offers were rolling in and none with a hint of subtlety. Went to several bars to see if it was common, and saw several that I would not hesitate to drop a wad on (in either sense). Ended up aound closing time in a corner basement bar in a backroom getting thoroughly molested by an attractive, if not more mature, blonde for a good 25-30 minutes. Got a # too for future visitations. Wish I had more $$$ (don't we all) so I could sample some of the more high end joints with the younger hotties - and they are around for the taking.

To quote a certain Governator, "I'll be back".

**Big Red50** · 12-19-06 22:18

I hereby award this Pulitzer Prize Gold Medal for Public Service in Journalism in the category of Investigative Reporting, to Benchseats Rock PhD., for his tireless efforts to bring, history and ancestry of the Baltimore Block to USG members.

With homage and applause

Big Red

**Baldconan1** · 12-19-06 20:46

Originally Posted by Dr.Monger

Nighttime? Daytime? White? Black? If she's on the Block, you are not the only one doing her, so share the pertinent info, eh?

Sorry. Starr is or at least was daytime, white, probably 22 or so. Looks 10 if you like small tits, attitude 9, technique 8, great kisser. Will do again. Hopefully this covers the needed info, if not please PM me.

Baldconan1

**Artifackt** · 12-19-06 18:19

Doc,

Maybe it's just me, but the pale, tattooed and pierced type is my weakness...and you're right, she's very reminiscent of Betty Page. When I saw her, I was reminded of a song by a band called "Bile" appropriately titled "Betty Page".

**Dr.Monger** · 12-19-06 00:57

Originally Posted by Baldconan1

In case any one is looking for a cutie on the block, I ran into a really cute thin brunette in the glass house last weekend named Star. Legs that went forever, A cups, the way I like them, and a nice flat stomach. Her opening line was "What can I do to keep you here to buy me a drink?" got me. Full course dinner on the menu for Ben plus the bar tab, and veryhh worthwhile.

Baldconan1

Nighttime? Daytime? White? Black? If she's on the Block, you are not the only one doing her, so share the pertinent info, eh?