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  1. #927

    Spring disappointment

    This is the 3rd time I visited the spring, the first two times were a pleasant experiance, this time however I left very disappointed, started off normal, paid the mommasan the house fee, was put in the sauna to wait for a shower and next thing I know the momma came back and she gave me a shower, not exactly what I was expecting but ok. Then back to the room to wait, before I even got comfortable loki comes in the door and announced "I want my money" which I thought was a little pushy, but whatever, so as usual I tipped the $$. Which usually gets me the full service treatment, but today nope. She skipped the massage. And went straight into a handshake, which was ok. But I expected more, after it was apparent that was all I was going to get I let her finish and that was it, she said she was the only one working and didn't have time for a message, in and out in 35 minutes. Not the level of service I was expecting or used to receiving, might have to go back to happy.

  2. #926

    Was That Mija? / Spring

    Quote Originally Posted by Jjbee62  [View Original Post]
    But part of the problem is that I was looking for a different experience.

    This week, I had some time to kill and decided to go for a massage. My original plan was to visit Happy, but the nearby ATM I stopped at was out of order. Rather than try to find another, I decided to head to Spring, since I was sure to find an ATM at the Meijer.

    Got my $2 from the ATM and headed to Spring. Waited a few minutes after Ringing the buzzers and I'm assuming Mija showed up. Probably 40, a bit of a belly, not especially attractive in the face, but nice full rack and playful. Led me to a room and then things went downhill.

    I wanted an hour, she wanted 30 minutes, because she was the only one there. I'm used to 60 for an hour and variable tip depending on what I wanted. She wouldn't budge on anything until she was holding the entire $200. For reasons I won't go into, at that point it was either there or nowhere, so I bit the bullet and gave her my cash.

    First step table shower. She did a good job, a fair amount of teasing and a few seconds of BBBJ, then dumped me in the sauna for 5 minutes. Second minor irritation, during the TS she asked if I wanted to try 2 girls, for $100 more. After complaining that she was the only girl available, this didn't go well with me. I told her she already had all my cash..
    Jjbee,

    Looking back at your post here, I now see you wrote "I'm Assuming it was Mija that Showed Up". Hmmm.

    Sounds like could be any of several of their providers.

    What makes you think / assume, that it was Mija?

    Did you ever get a name?

    Please Clarify. Thanks, JJ.

  3. #925
    Quote Originally Posted by SlyGuy12  [View Original Post]
    I made a trip to relax spa on Friday. I know it is a no extras place, I was just looking for a good massage. I drew Suki (I think). Told her my shoulders and lower back needed some work. Worst massage ever. She just glided her hands across my back. I paid for half an hour and was out in 15 minutes. Total rip off.
    If you want a good massage (but no extras), I recommend Asian Massage on W. Michigan, just east of Drake Road in Kalamazoo.

  4. #924

    Relax spa

    I made a trip to relax spa on Friday. I know it is a no extras place, I was just looking for a good massage. I drew Suki (I think). Told her my shoulders and lower back needed some work. Worst massage ever. She just glided her hands across my back. I paid for half an hour and was out in 15 minutes. Total rip off.

  5. #923

    Oh Hell No

    Quote Originally Posted by Jjbee62  [View Original Post]
    But part of the problem is that I was looking for a different experience.

    This week, I had some time to kill and decided to go for a massage. My original plan was to visit Happy, but the nearby ATM I stopped at was out of order. Rather than try to find another, I decided to head to Spring, since I was sure to find an ATM at the Meijer.

    Got my $2 from the ATM and headed to Spring. Waited a few minutes after Ringing the buzzers and I'm assuming Mija showed up. Probably 40, a bit of a belly, not especially attractive in the face, but nice full rack and playful. Led me to a room and then things went downhill.

    I wanted an hour, she wanted 30 minutes, because she was the only one there. I'm used to 60 for an hour and variable tip depending on what I wanted. She wouldn't budge on anything until she was holding the entire $200. For reasons I won't go into, at that point it was either there or nowhere, so I bit the bullet and gave her my cash.

    First step table shower. She did a good job, a fair amount of teasing and a few seconds of BBBJ, then dumped me in the sauna for 5 minutes. Second minor irritation, during the TS she asked if I wanted to try 2 girls, for $100 more. After complaining that she was the only girl available, this didn't go well with me. I told her she already had all my cash.

    Once back in the room, her clothes immediately came off and it was game on. Other than the belly, she has a decent body and anything I wanted was on the table. This was another problem for me. I like the massage, the buildup, the tease. For me, that's more enjoyable. She accomplished her goal, got me cleaned up and then started the massage. It wasn't the worst I've had, but it wasn't good. After about 10 minutes, she told me I was done. Total time about 35 minutes.

    If I get another opportunity, I'll see if Happy is better suited to my tastes.
    Jjbee, I do not blame you at all dude.

    All of that negative behavior & service would piss me off too.

    Esp, the whole "I'm the only one here- no hour available, then, Oh- Want 2 girls /4 Hands? WTF??

    Reading your report just took them down a big notch IMO.

    Happy could be better- just Depends how ya Hit Them (timing, how busy, who's working, etc).

    Also have Relax in BC.

    Had 1 great session there & 1 that was terrible.

    Small markets suck.

    Just had an AMP experience in FM, Fla, that puts all of them up here to shame.

    Be Safe- Good Luck.

    JJ / Kzoo.

  6. #922

    Not impressed with Spring, but.

    But part of the problem is that I was looking for a different experience.

    This week, I had some time to kill and decided to go for a massage. My original plan was to visit Happy, but the nearby ATM I stopped at was out of order. Rather than try to find another, I decided to head to Spring, since I was sure to find an ATM at the Meijer.

    Got my $2 from the ATM and headed to Spring. Waited a few minutes after Ringing the buzzers and I'm assuming Mija showed up. Probably 40, a bit of a belly, not especially attractive in the face, but nice full rack and playful. Led me to a room and then things went downhill.

    I wanted an hour, she wanted 30 minutes, because she was the only one there. I'm used to 60 for an hour and variable tip depending on what I wanted. She wouldn't budge on anything until she was holding the entire $200. For reasons I won't go into, at that point it was either there or nowhere, so I bit the bullet and gave her my cash.

    First step table shower. She did a good job, a fair amount of teasing and a few seconds of BBBJ, then dumped me in the sauna for 5 minutes. Second minor irritation, during the TS she asked if I wanted to try 2 girls, for $100 more. After complaining that she was the only girl available, this didn't go well with me. I told her she already had all my cash.

    Once back in the room, her clothes immediately came off and it was game on. Other than the belly, she has a decent body and anything I wanted was on the table. This was another problem for me. I like the massage, the buildup, the tease. For me, that's more enjoyable. She accomplished her goal, got me cleaned up and then started the massage. It wasn't the worst I've had, but it wasn't good. After about 10 minutes, she told me I was done. Total time about 35 minutes.

    If I get another opportunity, I'll see if Happy is better suited to my tastes.

  7. #921

    Many Times No One

    Quote Originally Posted by Electronman  [View Original Post]
    Stopped by Spring and Mija was the only one working. Mija's a bit stocky for my tastes but she is certainly enthusiastic and reasonably priced.

    Not sure who else is working at Spring?
    Eman,

    I'm surprised by this, but at Spring, when Mija or any of a few other long term providers are on duty- there often is Only 1 provider there!

    Shocks the hell out of me, but it's sometimes a fact.

    As a longtime regular, I've noticed this to be true.

    Ah, I long for the old days, early in my mongering, where even the AMPs consistently had 3-4 girls avail to choose from.

    Mentioned also in recent post, that often out of sight at Spring- there is another provider avail & chillin at their home next door.

    They seem to have a great setup there for the comforts of staff.

    Be well.

    JJ / Kzoo.

  8. #920

    Spring Accu

    Quote Originally Posted by Electronman  [View Original Post]
    It has been a while since anyone posted about the talent at Spring Spa. Anyone have an update on the talent?
    Stopped by Spring and Mija was the only one working. Mija's a bit stocky for my tastes but she is certainly enthusiastic and reasonably priced.

    Not sure who else is working at Spring?

  9. #919

    Talent update at Spring?

    It has been a while since anyone posted about the talent at Spring Spa. Anyone have an update on the talent?

  10. #918

    Happy

    So, after reading many reviews here, I took the plunge. Called on a weekend later at night and was told Connie was working, so I went. I would say that all the reviews are true. A little older, still nice body. I followed some advice seen here and asked if I could tip up front, tired of the table shower being all business. It was a great experience, table shower included nude and a lot of b2 b. Later, decent foreplay and CFS, definitely will repeat. House. 6 plus $4 for hour.

  11. #917
    Quote Originally Posted by JamesF  [View Original Post]
    I will be in Illinois near where Sandy is now working and plan to stop for a visit. For those of you that patronized her when she was at Happy Spa can anyone tell me if she offered cruises to Greece? If she did was there an additional fee? Thanks.
    I saw her at both Islands and Happy. Yes Greek was available without up charge. Pm me after you see her. I'd love to see where she's at.

  12. #916

    Happy / Sandy

    I will be in Illinois near where Sandy is now working and plan to stop for a visit. For those of you that patronized her when she was at Happy Spa can anyone tell me if she offered cruises to Greece? If she did was there an additional fee? Thanks.

  13. #915
    Quote Originally Posted by SlyGuy12  [View Original Post]
    She used to give a good massage.
    Yup, now I wouldn't waste my time or money.

  14. #914

    Magic Hands

    Quote Originally Posted by SlyGuy12  [View Original Post]
    She used to give a good massage.
    Magic Hands always did give good massage & service to / for me, in the past.

    Always felt as if she would too.

    I'm very surprised to read / hear that (in original review).

    Makes me wonder, In General.

    Hmmm.

    As always, in any review, from anyone, YMMV.

  15. #913

    That sucks

    Quote Originally Posted by Macatawa  [View Original Post]
    Not surprised. I met her twice in the past and was shorted on time too. You did the full companion service too. There shouldn't have been a table involved at all but perhaps a bed?
    She used to give a good massage.

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