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  1. #918

    Happy

    So, after reading many reviews here, I took the plunge. Called on a weekend later at night and was told Connie was working, so I went. I would say that all the reviews are true. A little older, still nice body. I followed some advice seen here and asked if I could tip up front, tired of the table shower being all business. It was a great experience, table shower included nude and a lot of b2 b. Later, decent foreplay and CFS, definitely will repeat. House. 6 plus $4 for hour.

  2. #917
    Quote Originally Posted by JamesF  [View Original Post]
    I will be in Illinois near where Sandy is now working and plan to stop for a visit. For those of you that patronized her when she was at Happy Spa can anyone tell me if she offered cruises to Greece? If she did was there an additional fee? Thanks.
    I saw her at both Islands and Happy. Yes Greek was available without up charge. Pm me after you see her. I'd love to see where she's at.

  3. #916

    Happy / Sandy

    I will be in Illinois near where Sandy is now working and plan to stop for a visit. For those of you that patronized her when she was at Happy Spa can anyone tell me if she offered cruises to Greece? If she did was there an additional fee? Thanks.

  4. #915
    Quote Originally Posted by SlyGuy12  [View Original Post]
    She used to give a good massage.
    Yup, now I wouldn't waste my time or money.

  5. #914

    Magic Hands

    Quote Originally Posted by SlyGuy12  [View Original Post]
    She used to give a good massage.
    Magic Hands always did give good massage & service to / for me, in the past.

    Always felt as if she would too.

    I'm very surprised to read / hear that (in original review).

    Makes me wonder, In General.

    Hmmm.

    As always, in any review, from anyone, YMMV.

  6. #913

    That sucks

    Quote Originally Posted by Macatawa  [View Original Post]
    Not surprised. I met her twice in the past and was shorted on time too. You did the full companion service too. There shouldn't have been a table involved at all but perhaps a bed?
    She used to give a good massage.

  7. #912
    Quote Originally Posted by FerrisBullDog  [View Original Post]
    Well I set up a meeting a couple days ago. I saw about 8-10 yrs ago in Lansing and remember good things. Set up was easy and went to the place she suggested so I could get guided in. When walked in she said I looked familiar. I told her I saw her years ago and thought great. She has definitely put on some weight. Not BBW just thick. We went upstairs to her massage room. It was a massage table and nice room. She had me put donation on the table. $200. I then went to get comfortable and she asked me to use hand sanitizer. Ok flu season I thought. I got comfortable and lay face down. She lathered me up with what smells like olive oil. All of the sudden out comes a hand held massage machine. Seriously. She does that for maybe 5 minutes. I asked about massage and she states years of hair and massage she now has Carpal tunnel. I guess she's more of a massage machine magic touch. Any way she stops and asks me to flip. I do and she immediately starts stroking Mr. Happy. I said he loves to be sucked. She threw on a condom and did that for about 1-2 minutes then asks me stand up. She then lays down with legs spread ready for CFS. I only lasted a few minutes and blew. Oh well I'm in for an HR and MSOG is on her list. We go to the bathroom and she helps me clean and we go back to the room. She then picks the donation out of the drawer and puts on a towel. She says it was nice seeing you again. I'm thinking I've been here maybe 20 minutes and you're rushing me out? I knew if I pushed the issue it would just be a bitchy attitude and poor service. Lesson learned and pass the info on. My mistake for not clarifying her menu I guess.

    http://battle-creek.skipthegames.com...c/250578680584
    Not surprised. I met her twice in the past and was shorted on time too. You did the full companion service too. There shouldn't have been a table involved at all but perhaps a bed?

  8. #911

    My hands are MAGIC

    Well I set up a meeting a couple days ago. I saw about 8-10 yrs ago in Lansing and remember good things. Set up was easy and went to the place she suggested so I could get guided in. When walked in she said I looked familiar. I told her I saw her years ago and thought great. She has definitely put on some weight. Not BBW just thick. We went upstairs to her massage room. It was a massage table and nice room. She had me put donation on the table. $200. I then went to get comfortable and she asked me to use hand sanitizer. Ok flu season I thought. I got comfortable and lay face down. She lathered me up with what smells like olive oil. All of the sudden out comes a hand held massage machine. Seriously. She does that for maybe 5 minutes. I asked about massage and she states years of hair and massage she now has Carpal tunnel. I guess she's more of a massage machine magic touch. Any way she stops and asks me to flip. I do and she immediately starts stroking Mr. Happy. I said he loves to be sucked. She threw on a condom and did that for about 1-2 minutes then asks me stand up. She then lays down with legs spread ready for CFS. I only lasted a few minutes and blew. Oh well I'm in for an HR and MSOG is on her list. We go to the bathroom and she helps me clean and we go back to the room. She then picks the donation out of the drawer and puts on a towel. She says it was nice seeing you again. I'm thinking I've been here maybe 20 minutes and you're rushing me out? I knew if I pushed the issue it would just be a bitchy attitude and poor service. Lesson learned and pass the info on. My mistake for not clarifying her menu I guess.

    http://battle-creek.skipthegames.com...c/250578680584

  9. #910

    Amazed

    Quote Originally Posted by Ouliksak  [View Original Post]
    Hey has anyone seen her lately. I saw her a few years ago. Didn't know if anything has changed. Desperate times LOL.

    http://battle-creek.skipthegames.com...e/397898594429

    Be safe.
    I'm amazed you actually saw her- I tried several times to set something up and she would cancel- got tired of it quick and moved on.

  10. #909

    Anyone

    Hey has anyone seen her lately. I saw her a few years ago. Didn't know if anything has changed. Desperate times LOL.

    http://battle-creek.skipthegames.com...e/397898594429

    Be safe.

  11. #908

    Happy, Happy, Happy

    Found myself in BC for work and low and behold my job site was about 5 min away. Finished up work and headed over. Damn 2 vehicles in the lot. Decide to go kill a little time and come back. Tried about every 10 min or so hoping at least 1 vehicle was gone. FinLly on my last try (still 2 vehicles) , mamasan walks out and says "you come now". So I guess that was a sign. Had to wait about 10 min once inside but it was worth it. Went with 40/60 massage with Connie. Ok massage, ending was to my liking. Wish I couldve made it last a little longer. Nice little body on ol Connie. Not quote Mikki but definitely worth a 2nd visit. Maybe go with the deep tissue offering next time around.

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    The purpose of this Forum is to provide for the exchange if information between men on the subject of finding women for sex. Let's stick to the subject.

  14. #905

    Info

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    Last year a piece of legislation known as Fosta/Sesta got passed and as a result of that a bunch, like most of them, web sites closed down. Since that's not going to change how much money a hooker needs to earn, nor the amount of blue balls where do you think those guys are going to go?

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    Here's what they don't do, they don't come on web sites like ours looking for guys wanting to commit a misdemeanor by getting a rub and tug. If they come here they are hunting pedos, every time.

    In 20 years and two million posts the number of times anything was used on this forum has, is, and always will be zero.

    So can we finally put this "there's a lot of new guys coming on the forum asking for hook ups to bed?" Because, and listen close here, of course they are they are fucking new guys. Why do you think they came here? To buy some shoes?

    A2

  15. #904

    Who offers FS

    I want to try the avenue can any give any advise as to who to request.

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