Adult Vacation

Thread: Massage Parlor Reports

+ Add Report
Page 1 of 3041 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 51 101 501 1001 ... LastLast
Results 1 to 15 of 45604
This forum thread is moderated by Admin
  1. #45604

    LyMassage strike out

    Went by LYmassage (put it together so we can search for it) right after opening recently. The owner / manager was out front cleaning the glass and asked for a massage. She was the only one there but late 40's /50+ blonde / orange highlights with a chest tattoo. Maybe a butterfly. Didn't get the chance to inspect closely (foreshadowing).

    Took the 30 min foot /20 min body massage deal on Groupon. Foot massage was pretty good and painful at times. Have had lots in SE Asia. *During the foot massage in walks an AMP 10 w / mask on, not bluffing just super hot bodied 20-30 something, tiny "asian 1 hand ass" with spandex running pants that she hike up coming in so I could see her camel toe, thin, B+ cup, amazing. Right before she sat down and played on her phone on one of the other chairs in the foot massage area.

    As an experienced monger I introduced myself in an effort to get some intel for us but to no effect. Ladies switched the subject to my job / travel every time. Sorry bros.

    After the foot massage, laid on the sheet that is supposed to cover me for the massage to deter the manager finding it and putting it on. In retrospect this would have been the best move. Put out my standard 40 for happiness and laid down after tucking the twigs and berries out the back as a welcome when the masseuse entered.

    My face is in the whole and the manager walks in. I swear I could feel her studder step looking for the sheet, then looking at the cash, sheet, cash, etc.

    After an awkward:30 she starts a dry stretching massage. Mr Wang is flopping all around in full view and he us happy. Flopped back on my stomach and tucked him down in full view. Tried the rubbing legs trick. Pulled away, she hopped on my back and tried a reach around. Hands place out of reach. She asked if I wanted a head massage, I said please concentrate in my lower back and legs. What followed is the pinnacle of light touch / no touch teases. I dig a teasing massage but only if it goes somewhere. This didn't.

    18 1/2 minutes into the body massage after finally rolling over for her to see Mr. Wang was in pain needing a release, she said I don't massage there. You do. F-that so flipped back and after declining the extra time upsell, I waited for the hot towel.

    Tipped 10 and left frustrated. So frustrated in fact, that I drove to Therapy Plus in search of Lexi. She wasnt there and the mamasan gave me the "C'Mon. Baby, got a young sexy girl for you. " Heard the one before and drove home frustrated. T+ has always been gps for me but may try another time if in need.

    LY isn't always a strike out. Happiness had in the past. Will TOFTT soon if the young hottie is avail. Dixie out.

    Post up if you get lucky w the hottie.

  2. #45603

    Good on ya.

    Quote Originally Posted by AcWorthDude  [View Original Post]
    Yo, if you lost your credit or debit card at the massage parlor I have it. Picked it thinking I dropped mine on the floor by my clothes. Turns out it isn't mine. I am just going to cut it up and throw it away (unless you ask me to do different).
    It's easy to get a new bank card, turning it into the mamasan or whoever sounds like a sketchy idea. (who bought 23 bottles of Johnny Walker Blue on my card?

  3. #45602
    Senior Member


    Posts: 12545
    Quote Originally Posted by AcWorthDude  [View Original Post]
    Anyone been recently? 2 reviews so far and they were not too good.
    Yokohama is still the same. Save your gas.

  4. #45601
    Senior Member


    Posts: 12545
    Quote Originally Posted by AcWorthDude  [View Original Post]
    Yo, if you lost your credit or debit card at the massage parlor I have it. Picked it thinking I dropped mine on the floor by my clothes. Turns out it isn't mine. I am just going to cut it up and throw it away (unless you ask me to do different).
    Really? Why not return the card to the parlor so they can contact the customer? If he's a regular, I assume they know how to contact him.

  5. #45600
    Quote Originally Posted by PepeTheBand  [View Original Post]
    I got a call from Cindy saying she had 2 new girls working and wanted to know if I needed a massage. I headed over and was pleasantly surprised to be greeted by Amy, whom I know from other nearby establishments that she's previously worked. I opted for an hour with her and it's was one of the best CMT massages I've had. I left completely satisfied and tipped her handsomely for her effort. The other girl working is Casey whom I met on the way out who had a great smile and bubbly personality, I may try her on my next visit.
    Interesting. Thanks for that post. I knew Amy from when she was up the street.

    I stopped in here about 2 -3 weeks ago. There were 2 older women working and an old (white) man sitting on the couch playing on his phone. I just grabbed a card and left. I will have to swing back in and see if Amy is working.

  6. #45599
    Quote Originally Posted by ComTech42  [View Original Post]
    This was one of my go to places off and on. Went by today and place was empty with for rent sing in window. What did I miss?
    Not sure why they closed but I always thought the place sucked. I had a review or 2 on it. Place was cold, didn't turn the music on, you could hear the banging and knocking of the barbershop next door. Just wasn't a good vibe or relaxing. You still got China across the street.

  7. #45598

    Off day?

    Quote Originally Posted by AcWorthDude  [View Original Post]
    Stopped by here not to long ago. Got Cindy. Some previous reports spoke highly of her, I wasn't all that impressed. Older than I expected, old lady ass that just kind of faded into her leg. Massage was standard, but she had rough hands, they were actually scratching me when massaging. Standard finish with a scratchy hand. I would not repeat just based on rough hands and age.
    You might have caught her on an off day. I've enjoyed her for years and there is more fun to be had for repeat customers. Nicest rack north of Roswell.

  8. #45597

    Credit or debit card

    Yo, if you lost your credit or debit card at the massage parlor I have it. Picked it thinking I dropped mine on the floor by my clothes. Turns out it isn't mine. I am just going to cut it up and throw it away (unless you ask me to do different).

  9. #45596

    Yokohama

    Anyone been recently? 2 reviews so far and they were not too good.

  10. #45595
    Quote Originally Posted by Ripvan12  [View Original Post]
    Brothers-.

    Had a SB flake on me one afternoon so decided to jump back to the CAMP scene. Settled on Ease. Busy and tight parking lot on the weekend. Went inside and noticed three ladies roaming the hallways. All looked between late 30's and mid 40's. Not too bad on the eyes. All were wearing skirts. I found that interesting.

    Drew Summer. Average body. Not the best massage for those looking to get the knots out but lots of teasing before the flip and stayed where my arms could freely roam up the skirt.

    On the flip, she pointed to the man and I nodded. She asked if I tip good. Told her 40. She said for 60 she would get naked. Sure. Full UTC top and bottom. Good technique on the release. 120 OTD, got her number and may repeat. Ripper.
    I wonder how much it takes to get a Summer hummer.

  11. #45594

    Ease

    Brothers-.

    Had a SB flake on me one afternoon so decided to jump back to the CAMP scene. Settled on Ease. Busy and tight parking lot on the weekend. Went inside and noticed three ladies roaming the hallways. All looked between late 30's and mid 40's. Not too bad on the eyes. All were wearing skirts. I found that interesting.

    Drew Summer. Average body. Not the best massage for those looking to get the knots out but lots of teasing before the flip and stayed where my arms could freely roam up the skirt.

    On the flip, she pointed to the man and I nodded. She asked if I tip good. Told her 40. She said for 60 she would get naked. Sure. Full UTC top and bottom. Good technique on the release. 120 OTD, got her number and may repeat. Ripper.

  12. #45593
    Senior Member


    Posts: 12545
    Quote Originally Posted by CookiesMan  [View Original Post]
    Kaina is the location.
    Thought so. Many rave about Candy but she's nothing special, IMO.

  13. #45592
    Quote Originally Posted by BMack26  [View Original Post]
    Wow. I didn't know the Cat Lady would do BBBJ. I saw the Cat Lady twice in 3 yrs. The 1st visit was standard HE. The 2nd visit she took her top off and let me play with her tits. I asked if more is available and she said maybe more next time. I never went back as she wasn't that attractive to me and the service was average. I saw Dani a three weeks ago and she blew my mind. I've been trying to get back ever since. Had schedule with her last weekend but some family issue came up and had to cancel.
    I saw Nataly about 3 years ago. Massage was ok. She sweated a tad, plus her tits are oddly shaped and she was wearing these maturity like stretch pants. Great deal though. She only charged like 85 for topless. But again nothing really exciting about her.

  14. #45591
    Quote Originally Posted by MassageAwesome  [View Original Post]
    Oh you mean Nataly LOL. I definitely agree you have a better time with Dani. Both are BBW. I haven't gotten BBBJ from either because I only seen each once and that when before they upgraded their services. From reviews Dani does it better. Her mom Ana's body is banging too but that's a "Non AMP and Massage" section convo in itself LOL.
    When I saw the name Nataly, I thought you were speaking of the Russian MILF that use to operate off Spalding Rd in Roswell. She was my 1st ever massage about 9 yrs ago. I must have seen her about 40 times over the years. Last I heard she moved to Miami. I'm sure she's retired by now.

  15. #45590

    Cat Lady

    Quote Originally Posted by HighFlyer21  [View Original Post]
    See Dani / Maria or the Cat Lady. Both advertise on RR.
    Wow. I didn't know the Cat Lady would do BBBJ. I saw the Cat Lady twice in 3 yrs. The 1st visit was standard HE. The 2nd visit she took her top off and let me play with her tits. I asked if more is available and she said maybe more next time. I never went back as she wasn't that attractive to me and the service was average. I saw Dani a three weeks ago and she blew my mind. I've been trying to get back ever since. Had scheduled with her last weekend but some family issue came up and had to cancel.

Posting Limitations

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts


Page copy protected against web site content infringement by Copyscape