Massage Parlor Reports

[Kneadu]

With the recent reviews decided I needed something different. Had not been since snow / kiko. 3 min wait for Alisha. Very cute, long black hair. English speaker. Did ts and this was the 1st indication that things where not going to work. One handed wash with no play, almost felt like she didn't want to touch me. Into room and straight to play. She asked what I liked to do and I was explicit in my likes so she knew I wasn't LEO while she played with Jr and my hands roamed to her nice butt and between. She pulled away from my touch and only raised / lowered dress. Everything I got close to the v she fliched and pulled away. I asked if my touch was bothering her and if she wanted to show me how to touch her. "You don't need to know that" so I immediately knew this dream was done. Asked for a refund and got dressed. Happily I was refunded the full amount and I did leave her 20 in good faith.

YMMV but I won't return. Sadly.

I had nearly the same experience last Monday. Walked in and the attendant was very sweet. She asked if I had been there before, I told her no but I've been to MM quite a few times. She showed me to a room and had 3 different ladies come in and introduce themselves. But they barely popped their head in the door and said their name very quickly. I picked Jessenia (I'm sure I fucked up the spelling). She comes in and takes me to the shower. She put the body wash in my hand and told me to wash. She did rinse me off. Back to the room she has me finish drying myself off and lay on the table. She then dumps a half a bottle of oil on my back and pushes it around for a few minutes. She then tells me to flip. As I do she slips her dress off and I see her with a rubber but she puts it under the oil bottle. She leaves her panties and and proceeds with a handshake and barely any touching. At this point I'm pissed and hating that I didn't go to MM. I chalked it up to being a first timer and would like to try again but think I'll spend my hard earned money elsewhere.

[SeekingTight2]

Better times can be had at any of the top locations. Performance was lack luster, and the haggling for a tip. MM is just down the street. If you want to stay in that area.

My experience at Fern Creek was different than others have reported, was just in there last week and had a blast, great pussy, great massage, great table shower was offered a 2nd pop and girl made hard core effort to get it but didn't happen that day. Place wasn't busy, girl was hot (think she said her name was Sophie or something like that) expect to pay about 20-40 bucks more for one hour than you pay at MM. Made it clear upfront what I expected and the girl delivered, gave he tip and held back small amount and told her she would get performance bonus if I was satisfied with her work, she got the bonus. Little house with not much parking right off colonial on Fern Creek. It was a good time and no waiting or room hiding.

[Gaspodewoof]

Hey all, been using this forum for years, decided to finally make a report after yesterday. Had to make a new screen name because I forgot the password LOL.

So I prefer AMPs. Better than SW's usually and the quality is known generally as opposed to various in or outcall girls.

I started with MM and everyone reports on Sophia last year had me go in and check her out. Meh. And having drawn her a few times since. Still meh. YMMV but I don't like the girl. Her humming weirds me out, and she told me she's "Mini-Kiko".

Since then I've drawn Amanda, Suzy, Jun Jun, Mocha, and yesterday Gina as well as a few others I can't remember their names. Unless it's stellar they all just kinda meld together and fade into the background. Hands down so far my favorite was Suzy who's not there anymore. I've done NDS and King too, however they're model is a bit rushy and mechanical for me. Again, I guess YMMV.

Anyway, Yesterday I headed in after reading reports of Gina the last few weeks. This girl is wild. The stuff that came out of her mouth is. Like. I dunno how to explain it. It's like a bad porn parody? And if she wasn't so damn hot I probably would of been laughing.

I paid my $$ and went into a room, the older lady who I can only describe as nice with a super lovely soft personality asked who I had last time and I told her Sophia. It wasn't, but I wanted to make sure I didn't get her again. I asked if Gina was available and she said she'd see. A few minutes later Gina came in and did the quick check and said the Table shower was busy. Didn't bother me because I always shower before going anyway. We started making out and she started BBBJ. This went on for a few minutes when I pulled her up and started playing with those amazing bolt ons she has. They really are very well done.

Then out of no where she produces a condom and slips it on me like some dick ninja and we're going at it for a few minutes before she gets off and then goes to check on the shower. It's open finally and she takes me back. Usually MM table shower with the slide and TUMA while she continues this stream of what I can only call "Asian baby talk. " Hot and funny.

Back in the room we cover most of the positions with me finally busting right before time is up.

All in all I'd say Gina is worth a revisit. She said they weren't busy this weekend and was hoping they'd just close for today, but we all know that won't happen.

[OrlandoNewGuy]

I said it once and I'll say it again: Blue Ocean has the finest females out of all the Orlando massage parlors. Sexy and bodacious. Always had a great time.

If I go to BO, would $200 (door + tip) get me full service with beautiful Latina? Or should I bring more cash? New to the scene and want to try BO next.

[BKoobs]

First I thank you for the Yankee and your report. Went today and saw Nei Nei. Busy around 10 AM but I was not rushed, had to wait for a table shower but that's to be expected, A pretty good massage to start things off. No script which was kind of nice that said I will probably go back to milk again. Had my full hour and was on my way.

Is this the same Nei Nei / Blue?

[RiotStar]

I had a similar experience a few weeks ago. She was asking far more questions than I am used to being asked. If you pay up front without having to ask rates, they typically know you are a regular. The way she was acting, I assumed either I was about to have a very bad day or that they recently had a scare. Sounds like the latter.

Either way, it was enough to push me out of there for good.

From my experience, I came and the lady that works the front asked me I have been there before. Told her not in a long time and all she said was "its the same as before. ".

I wanted to see the line up but there was only 1 girl available. They showed me her and we were good to go. Left the donation on the counter.

The more I read about Alicia the more I'm happy that I was able to dodge her. Go see Andrea. She's a knock out with an amazing body.

[Yo Warn]

With the recent reviews decided I needed something different. Had not been since snow / kiko. 3 min wait for Alisha. Very cute, long black hair. English speaker. Did ts and this was the 1st indication that things where not going to work. One handed wash with no play, almost felt like she didn't want to touch me. Into room and straight to play. She asked what I liked to do and I was explicit in my likes so she knew I wasn't LEO while she played with Jr and my hands roamed to her nice butt and between. She pulled away from my touch and only raised / lowered dress. Everything I got close to the v she fliched and pulled away. I asked if my touch was bothering her and if she wanted to show me how to touch her. "You don't need to know that" so I immediately knew this dream was done. Asked for a refund and got dressed. Happily I was refunded the full amount and I did leave her 20 in good faith.

YMMV but I won't return. Sadly.

I had a similar experience a few weeks ago. She was asking far more questions than I am used to being asked. If you pay up front without having to ask rates, they typically know you are a regular. The way she was acting, I assumed either I was about to have a very bad day or that they recently had a scare. Sounds like the latter.

Either way, it was enough to push me out of there for good.

[Big In Japan]

So Iv been reading this forum for the past few days trying to prepare for my first dream of going to an AMP, ever. I heard about MM, and BO but I wanted to get my feet wet first before I dove in. I had a dream that I went to sunshine massage In Altamonte springs. Greeted by a cute young short Asian woman. 60 min was $80 entrance fee. The TS was actually pretty good and lasted about 15+ min. During it I mentioned "extra services" "cash tip" "stress relief" , multiple times She said she'll go get a hot towel and returned a moment later, turned off lights and asked me to turn around. HJ under towel, and asked me how much? I had brought $200 cash with me and already given her $80. I said "$100?" (I didn't under tip or offend her). She said ok. Played with my balls and asked if I liked that. She was actually doing good. Got the lotion and used both hands and in about 3 minutes of her using both hands pretty fast, I came and she cleaned me up. She then talked to me for a minute and laughed about how this is her second day doing this and asked me to come again soon. After a few min I got dressed and I was on my way out I saw her lead another man into the back room. Guessing that's where it really goes down then. From your experience everyone, what could I say or do to go to that back room next time and get a full experience in my dream?

Like I said I'm new to this so any advice would help.

Just say that you want "everything". You might have to use some gestures to get your point across but they should already know what you mean. Current market rates are all inclusive (door+tip) 200 for 45 minutes, 240 for an hour. YMMV.

[OrlandoNewGuy]

So Iv been reading this forum for the past few days trying to prepare for my first dream of going to an AMP, ever. I heard about MM, and BO but I wanted to get my feet wet first before I dove in. I had a dream that I went to sunshine massage In Altamonte springs. Greeted by a cute young short Asian woman. 60 min was $80 entrance fee. The TS was actually pretty good and lasted about 15+ min. During it I mentioned "extra services" "cash tip" "stress relief" , multiple times She said she'll go get a hot towel and returned a moment later, turned off lights and asked me to turn around. HJ under towel, and asked me how much? I had brought $200 cash with me and already given her $80. I said "$100?" (I didn't under tip or offend her). She said ok. Played with my balls and asked if I liked that. She was actually doing good. Got the lotion and used both hands and in about 3 minutes of her using both hands pretty fast, I came and she cleaned me up. She then talked to me for a minute and laughed about how this is her second day doing this and asked me to come again soon. After a few min I got dressed and I was on my way out I saw her lead another man into the back room. Guessing that's where it really goes down then. From your experience everyone, what could I say or do to go to that back room next time and get a full experience in my dream?

Like I said I'm new to this so any advice would help.

[NikeGuy23]

I lose all control at the sight of a hot Latina, so I had the same preference to BO over everything else out there. I went there 4 straight days when I was in town and was never disappointed.

I said it once and I'll say it again: Blue Ocean has the finest females out of all the Orlando massage parlors. Sexy and bodacious. Always had a great time.

[RiotStar]

I sure hope you didn't hit all these in the same day. You and your wallet got to be drained LOL!

LOL! I plea the 5th. I had the money to blow.

Also, that sucks about what happened with you, DrPeeper. I guess it's YMMV over there. I thought my experience was the standard since I went twice.

[Ayenjael]

I saw a post here asking if it was worth the 3 hour drive to come here. The answer is Yes. Because I did. I don't see myself having a dream this crazy ever again. Had no idea that I had it in me. I tried to leave out the fullest details but anyone is free to PM me for anything.

I sure hope you didn't hit all these in the same day. You and your wallet got to be drained LOL!

[MasterDiver]

First I thank you for the Yankee and your report. Went today and saw Nei Nei. Busy around 10 AM but I was not rushed, had to wait for a table shower but that's to be expected, A pretty good massage to start things off. No script which was kind of nice that said I will probably go back to milk again. Had my full hour and was on my way.

[Dr Peeper]

With the recent reviews decided I needed something different. Had not been since snow / kiko. 3 min wait for Alisha. Very cute, long black hair. English speaker. Did ts and this was the 1st indication that things where not going to work. One handed wash with no play, almost felt like she didn't want to touch me. Into room and straight to play. She asked what I liked to do and I was explicit in my likes so she knew I wasn't LEO while she played with Jr and my hands roamed to her nice butt and between. She pulled away from my touch and only raised / lowered dress. Everything I got close to the v she fliched and pulled away. I asked if my touch was bothering her and if she wanted to show me how to touch her. "You don't need to know that" so I immediately knew this dream was done. Asked for a refund and got dressed. Happily I was refunded the full amount and I did leave her 20 in good faith.

YMMV but I won't return. Sadly.

[Nudeed]

Wondering if there are any recent experiences at My Dream Spa on Fern Creek. It is a few blocks west of Milk.

Met an attractive older woman there last year that told me she kept in shape by swimming a lot. I know she is likely gone, so hoping for an update on the quality of service.

Thank you.

Better times can be had at any of the top locations. Performance was lack luster, and the haggling for a tip. MM is just down the street. If you want to stay in that area.