Massage Parlor Reports

**Surf69** · Yesterday 21:35

I'm putting out my quarterly call for intel on the biggest, fakest tit milfs in our beautiful county. As long as they're big and fake, I'm a fan. Age is no factor (though please note that I've already seen Lucy and I'm not a big fan). I'm also fine with just a HE massage. I know there are a lot of members who seek this kind of information, so please let us know what we have for 2025. Thank you my friends.

**EggHead21** · Yesterday 20:59

Originally I was hoping to see Eva, but she wasn't available, So I chose Mandy who really stood out to me LOL. She's Petite ish but has nice boobs and had a bubbly personality. She put down my things, house fee and tips, some small talk her English is meh but why'all know I'm not here to have deep meaningful conversations. After I got feel her up, she cleaned my jr with a wipe and then she started a BBBJ and I got hard quickly. I shoved whatever swagger I had down her throat. Figure of speech but also literally. Wild time. She loves to please.

We end up in a face wetting 69, Mandy tasted amazing and she's responsive to getting eaten out and looks like a dream rubbing that perfect puss on my face. I slapped her ass to get me suited up and she did RCG first, I had my hands all over her ass controlling the pace. Then cowgirl, spinned her without "pulling the plug". Mandy is starting to understand what I'm about mid CG so a few min in our rhythm synced. It was nice I have to say. She said she wants doggy so I offered a compromise in LD. I got her in Lazy Doggy, I was getting close to the finish line, I pulled off the cover and painted her ass and lower back.

She cleaned me up and helped me dressed. Nice time overall.

**JuiceJuice123** · Yesterday 18:26

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**Resilient John** · Yesterday 16:33

Originally Posted by Sticker [View Original Post]

Or even up to five-post newbies: give us at least a smidgen of your intro if you don't want to be viewed as a shill for the AMP your are reviewing. If your first, second, third, etc posts sound as if you've been reviewing AMPs for decades, they don't seem genuine even if they are real. Instead, follow the lead of many others here who talk about how they've been lurking here for a while, appreciate what they've learned from other posts, and now want to jump in and start contributing. Or however you wish to frame it; the more original and genuine, the better. We don't need to know your full back story, unless you're so compelled, but maybe take it a bit slower out of the gate. 'Nuff said.

Love the sentiment but I think you just spelled out how shills can better adapt their posts to shill more convincingly. It's always been tough to gauge the accuracy and trustworthiness of low count posters.

**Mr Houdini** · Yesterday 03:47

Looks like this old nuru spot that closed down has now been re-opened for some time. Same spot as last time, looks the same as it did before, the room I was in they added a shower so I'm guessing the other rooms might be like that as well to promote that table shower thing they're trying to push.

Chose not to partake in it this time. Requested new Asian Lia who didn't look all that great. Didn't look Asian, claimed she was Viet, but she looked more like a Mexican, middle eastern mix. Sharp nose, obvious enhanced D's, short stature maybe 5'4". The text I received said 180 all inclusive which was already pretty high, but immediately upon coming in she says her rate of 200 for nuru and 250 for shower together. Those prices were already obscene, should have walked out there, but the chump I am relented and reminded her of the text, to which she agrees a basic nuru.

Which still was absolutely horrible. She gets naked, does a couple of slides when I'm face down, then face up a few more, then starts a jackhammer. Non talkative, non sensual, said I couldn't touch her as I didn't pay enough, horrible experience. Avoid her like the plague. Bad attitude and she was not attractive enough to justify it. The receptionist looked better than her. All around avoid.

**MountainLover** · Yesterday 02:42

Originally Posted by Fuzion [View Original Post]

The good news is that you can book Garden Spa, Spa Royal for 30 minutes since you pop quickly. You should not book 60 minutes nor will they even honor it if they're busy.

To get the most bang for your buck, I recommend a doubles session. It's $100 extra but you get to see 2 girls. Cum inside whichever girl you like more.

Oherwise, it sounds like Korean Agency is best for you, to be honest. I prefer 1 hour with 2 pops. It'll be slightly more than 2 girls at Garden Spa or Spa Royal.

Gem or Hazel are probably up your alley. Gem is known for service queen, natural B-Cs, pretty face, loves DFK. Hazel is natural Cs, pretty face, younger, nice body, and loves dudes who pop early. You can pop another time for another $50.

Thank you for the great feedback. I travel to LA often and have been to Korean Agencies, and although a lot more, you usually get a great looking girl who is eager to please. Plus you get the full hour (usually paid for in advance). NYC is awesome for this as well and I've found the talent there is very enthusiastic about your visit.

I may swing by Garden to check out the talent and if not what I expect, I'll drive up to LA (I'm heading up there anyway). I am planning on visiting earlier in the day, so hopefully I would not run in to a time that is too busy.

Again, thank you for taking the time to respond.

**KingHarem** · Yesterday 01:47

Originally Posted by BraveNuPengwin [View Original Post]

Drove by the old stomping grounds, plyboard has been removed, Back in Business? Sure hope so.

They moved, search thread for Garden Spa, they still giving out their old Right Spa business cards.

**KingHarem** · Yesterday 01:40

Originally Posted by BrewGene [View Original Post]

She was at Right for a spell mid- last year, then I think she went to Seattle, then I heard she was back in OC but lost track of where. I believe she is half Thai / half Chinese, usually wore the little black kitten ears. Anyone know if she is still in OC? Thanks in advance and feel free to DM.

Saw Melody at Um Spa a month ago. After the closing of Right Spa but prior to opening of Garden Spa, I would text Garden or Um on the 1st or 16th of month, when new providers get rotated in.

**Oc Amper** · 01-23-25 18:41

Originally Posted by Faceless1 [View Original Post]

For those whom had the pleasure that had yumiko at peony, has anyone seen her recently? Operator just said she isn't there no more. A friend of mine is coming to town to want to test drive. Just asking for my friend. Thanks.

Odd, past week or so, she has had a 2-3 reviews on one of the review sites. Not sure why they are just now showing up there.

**BrewGene** · 01-23-25 17:54

She was at Right for a spell mid- last year, then I think she went to Seattle, then I heard she was back in OC but lost track of where. I believe she is half Thai / half Chinese, usually wore the little black kitten ears. Anyone know if she is still in OC? Thanks in advance and feel free to DM.

**Fuzion** · 01-23-25 13:55

Originally Posted by MountainLover [View Original Post]

Hello All,

I am visiting the area and did some recon on the site and Garden Spa is the one that comes up most often. After reading back through pages, I figured out the location, so thank you all for leaving crumbs big enough to follow.

All of the reviews seem positive and Garden Spa seems to want to please their customer, which is awesome. With all the reviews, I am finding it a bit hard to decide who to see and would prefer a gentle nudge in the right direction. My preference in order is Asian (above all), White and then Latin. I prefer larger naturals, or if fakes, ones that you can not see scars. And of course ones that feel real. I do not like the anorexic look, and do not mind a bit of extra weight, although fit with larger or proportionately-correct tits would be the ideal. I love DFK, DATY, BBBJ, Rimming (receiving) and 69 - full service is not that important to me if everything else is done correctly. If she is a squirter or gets super wet, that is a plus. With that being said, who would you suggest?

One other thing, (and this sucks for me), but when I am with someone new, I often get excited and pop too quickly. If it is someone I've been with for a while, I last a super long time, but those new experiences are so exciting for me I do not last. I have not read on one review that someone had two pops. I really do not even care for that, but I would still like to continue the play whether I pop or not for the remaining time. I hate the 'one-and-done' that some places give; I enjoy extending the play and exploring.

With that final bit of info, who is your recommendation? I'll be sure to leave a review. Thank you in advance!

The good news is that you can book Garden Spa, Spa Royal for 30 minutes since you pop quickly. Both are Chinese, other than the occasional Latina at Garden Spa. You should not book 60 minutes nor will they even honor it if they're busy. If you book 60 minutes and pop early, you'll be let out at 30 or 45 minutes.

The bad news is that you mostly don't really get to pick the girl when they're busy. You can text and try and schedule the correct woman, but honestly, people's reviews are so far off, you're better off seeing for yourself. For example, some will say a girl has natural tits, but in person, they're obviously fake. Some will say a girl is young, but when I see them, they're obviously 40. Also, you most likely won't get too much DFK, or rimming.

To get the most bang for your buck, I recommend a doubles session. It's $100 extra but you get to see 2 girls. Cum inside whichever girl you like more.

Oherwise, it sounds like Korean Agency is best for you, to be honest. Garden Spa, Spa Royal are so hit and miss. I'd say most of the time the girls are 5-7 in looks and 5-7 in service. Korean Agency is usually 7-9 in looks and 7-9 in service for a few more jacksons (for 30 minutes) plus it is cleaner, safer, and more comfortable (get to shower and fuck on a bed). I prefer 1 hour with 2 pops. It'll be slightly more than 2 girls at Garden Spa or Spa Royal.

Gem or Hazel are probably up your alley. Gem is known for service queen, natural B-Cs, pretty face, loves DFK. Hazel is natural Cs, pretty face, younger, nice body, and loves dudes who pop early. You can pop another time for another $50. White is service queen, loves to rim, fake tits. All are pretty skinny and all are better than 95% of girls that I've seen at Garden Spa or Spa Royal -- and I've had a lot of sessions / doubles at both spas (Garden Spa is new, but talent comes from Right Spa which recently closed down. Location doesn't matter, I'm talking about the quality of providers).

**PlutoKiller** · 01-23-25 06:15

Originally Posted by Chuminh [View Original Post]

House fee, tips?

Check my report on this place a couple of posts below. My recommendation: Don't go and save your money.

**Faceless1** · 01-23-25 02:41

For those whom had the pleasure that had yumiko at peony, has anyone seen her recently? Operator just said she isn't there no more. A friend of mine is coming to town to want to test drive. Just asking for my friend. Thanks.

**BraveNuPengwin** · 01-23-25 00:29

Drove by the old stomping grounds, plyboard has been removed, Back in Business? Sure hope so.

**MountainLover** · 01-22-25 23:30

Hello All,

I am visiting the area and did some recon on the site and Garden Spa is the one that comes up most often. After reading back through pages, I figured out the location, so thank you all for leaving crumbs big enough to follow.

All of the reviews seem positive and Garden Spa seems to want to please their customer, which is awesome. With all the reviews, I am finding it a bit hard to decide who to see and would prefer a gentle nudge in the right direction. My preference in order is Asian (above all), White and then Latin. I prefer larger naturals, or if fakes, ones that you can not see scars. And of course ones that feel real. I do not like the anorexic look, and do not mind a bit of extra weight, although fit with larger or proportionately-correct tits would be the ideal. I love DFK, DATY, BBBJ, Rimming (receiving) and 69 - full service is not that important to me if everything else is done correctly. If she is a squirter or gets super wet, that is a plus. With that being said, who would you suggest?

One other thing, (and this sucks for me), but when I am with someone new, I often get excited and pop too quickly. If it is someone I've been with for a while, I last a super long time, but those new experiences are so exciting for me I do not last. I have not read on one review that someone had two pops. I really do not even care for that, but I would still like to continue the play whether I pop or not for the remaining time. I hate the 'one-and-done' that some places give; I enjoy extending the play and exploring.

With that final bit of info, who is your recommendation? I'll be sure to leave a review. Thank you in advance!