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  1. #17649

    Cialis

    Too Lazy,

    Thanks for the info, but performance is not the issue, it's finishing. In my early teen's if the wind blew, I would blow my load. Not it takes a lot of concentration to get to finish line. After ready all the reviews over the years, I guess it's a good problem to have. It's rare that I get that "I finished too quickly" moment.

    Quote Originally Posted by TooLazy  [View Original Post]
    Start weight lifting. Not only will you look sexy nekkid, the body will have to produce more testosterone rebuilding the muscle. Add some interval runs, sprints for stamina. If that fails, might I recommend cialis?

    You're welcome.

  2. #17648
    Quote Originally Posted by Wireless91910  [View Original Post]
    With all the BB, hole hopping, I'm sure not everyone is 100% clean. Another well known BB provider in Westminster passed along Chlamydia to a fellow monger.
    My chick was a nurse and one day she came home and said some dude with herpes came in and flat out told the doc his only goal in life now is to spread the joy!

  3. #17647
    Quote Originally Posted by TooLazy  [View Original Post]
    First of all thank you to you and all the other frat brothers of the royal society of mongers. I hope this post doesn't get deleted. I'm not trying to be argumentative.

    I love the fabulous anecdotal accounts full of splendid details, my only request is please, include the name of the MP, give a url, or some method of contact, hell, I'll take google coordinates at this point; but that will make it so much less confusing when I try to find Kyrstal, as I'm sure there are other Krystals around.

    Plus let's be honest, my handle is TooLazy, I should have made it TooFuckingLazy. After going back 3-5 pages of history looking for Krystal, or Kat, or Crystal, or Diane, or insert name of hottie here; I tend to give up and go drink orange juice.
    Krystal moves around, so don't worry about the name of the MP, just friend her on IG and when you book she'll tell you where she is.

  4. #17646
    Quote Originally Posted by CitySlicker  [View Original Post]
    Those are not photos of her. She is older but still hot.
    She isn't that old, I think 30-35 at the most, and def very hot.

  5. #17645
    Quote Originally Posted by EmoDisliker  [View Original Post]
    Which photo is her? Just trying to find out what she looks like.
    Those are not photos of her. She is older but still hot.

  6. #17644

    Lovergrrl

    Quote Originally Posted by Lovergrrl  [View Original Post]
    My suggestion is to stop being so lazy because we are not in the habit of posting URL's or any other types of direct info here. Anything worth knowing is worth digging in and searching for. That's just part of the quirky fun here. In fact most valuable intel is shared thru PM's. That's how this non-brother usually does it.
    Lovergrrl. You are the best and we are glad to have you (girl) here! I've traded PMs with you before and didn't even realize your gender. So refreshing to know. Happy hunting.

    City.

  7. #17643
    Quote Originally Posted by TooLazy  [View Original Post]
    First of all thank you to you and all the other frat brothers of the royal society of mongers. I hope this post doesn't get deleted. I'm not trying to be argumentative.

    I love the fabulous anecdotal accounts full of splendid details, my only request is please, include the name of the MP, give a url, or some method of contact, hell, I'll take google coordinates at this point; but that will make it so much less confusing when I try to find Kyrstal, as I'm sure there are other Krystals around.

    Plus let's be honest, my handle is TooLazy, I should have made it TooFuckingLazy. After going back 3-5 pages of history looking for Krystal, or Kat, or Crystal, or Diane, or insert name of hottie here; I tend to give up and go drink orange juice.
    My suggestion is to stop being so lazy because we are not in the habit of posting URL's or any other types of direct info here. Anything worth knowing is worth digging in and searching for. That's just part of the quirky fun here. In fact most valuable intel is shared thru PM's. That's how this non-brother usually does it.

  8. #17642

    Editing post

    Quote Originally Posted by LiftHerUp  [View Original Post]
    That's supposed to be lower case I, and no apostrophe.

    Lift Her Up.
    Hey Lift,

    An FYI, there is a button at the bottom of the post that after uploading your post you can redo or make changes to it for about an hour. It's called, "edit post"

    You are welcome.

    Mondo.

  9. #17641

    Photos

    Quote Originally Posted by EmoDisliker  [View Original Post]
    Which photo is her? Just trying to find out what she looks like.
    Hey ED,

    None of the photos are her. She is not the prettiest gal but not ugly either. If I was you I'd head over there and then report back.

    BTW, thanks to Asian Pussy for the heads up on her.

    Mondo.

  10. #17640

    For the love of God. And the Krystal Report

    Quote Originally Posted by EmoDisliker  [View Original Post]
    Alright fellas, I just had a session with the oh so famous Krystal, and I want to capture my thoughts before I forget everything haha.

    Made a same day appointment, she was apparently not too booked up today. Got to the spot and realized that it's the same place that Kat works out of a couple of times a week. $65 house fee to the cute girl in the front for 1 hour. I got comfortable on the massage table and wait, the receptionist comes in and says Krystal is held up for a few. My mind goes to the recent reports that she has been shorting certain mongers and I start keeping track of the clock. She comes in 5 minutes late, not too bad. In the beginning I was laying face down on the table so couldn't get a good look at her, but even in the dim room you can tell she's a hottie. I tell her that I'd like the nude option, and she quickly strips down and start massaging me. The massage was awesome, like everyone else and their moms have been saying. She has this cool technique where she leverages her body weight on her elbows, knees, and feet (if you are ok with her stepping on your back, I did and it was great) to give you a deep massage. It probably also helps her not tire out her arms and hands after a few appointments. I didn't really even get to roam since she was really digging into my knots and sore areas (I legitly have some issues) and I was loving it. After probably 45 minutes she starts a b2 b on my back, and teasing my backside and Jr. After I turn over she puts a towel between our genitals and starts grinding cg and rcg, so no direct P2 P. This is when I really get to check her out and she's got an amazing petite body; nice natural c cups, firm everywhere it's supposed to be, and cute booty that's perfect for 1 handed operations. Her face is the perfect GND type. I didn't hold on for longer after she starts working the Jr with her hands and fake riding me. Cleaned me up real good with some hot towels and gave me a bottle of water on the way out. $ tip as others mentioned. As I was dressing I check out the clock again, it was a couple of minutes past exactly 1 hour, so she was with me for probably 62 or 63 minutes. No issues at all.

    Now comparing Krystal with Kat, whom I saw two weeks ago, I'd say Krystal gives you much more of a massage time wise and quality wise. The HE was almost a cherry on top (feels like a travesty to say that since she's hot AF). Kat on the other hand has much more of a sexier vibe (bless Latinas with their booties), with a light massage but a great b2 b, dirty talk, and encouraged roaming everywhere. I would gladly see either one, just depending on what I really want at the moment. Also can't wait to see Chloe too! Thanks for reading!
    First of all thank you to you and all the other frat brothers of the royal society of mongers. I hope this post doesn't get deleted. I'm not trying to be argumentative.

    I love the fabulous anecdotal accounts full of splendid details, my only request is please, include the name of the MP, give a url, or some method of contact, hell, I'll take google coordinates at this point; but that will make it so much less confusing when I try to find Kyrstal, as I'm sure there are other Krystals around.

    Plus let's be honest, my handle is TooLazy, I should have made it TooFuckingLazy. After going back 3-5 pages of history looking for Krystal, or Kat, or Crystal, or Diane, or insert name of hottie here; I tend to give up and go drink orange juice.

  11. #17639

    Lucky Feet

    Small shop on Bolsa and Bushard in a busy strip mall with the Wells Fargo branch. Shabby looking shop with an interesting setup; if you wan to see what girls are working you can walk up the stairs and they're sitting in the lounge on the second floor. Pick the one you like and the massage rooms are downstairs; $30/ hr. Saw about 6 girls from mid 20's to early 40's on Saturday; got Annie who's a cute Chinese about 40. Very nice massage with all access to the nice C cups but didn't allow any under the jeans touching. Gave a nice HJ with no rush and was happy with the standard $40 tip. Would repeat for the decent selection and reasonable rates.

  12. #17638

    OC report

    Ok pals, long time lurker, time for me to chime in.

    1. sapphire. The one in orange. Saw krystal. Cleanest place I have ever seen, no carpet, squeaky clean. Massage was quite good but place was fucking cold which is a major turnoff for me. Paid a total of 140 (iirc) and seems a bit overpriced honestly. I could get almost two massages for that price. She had nice big natural ones and cute but for some reason, I like girls that can barely speak english for some reason. Its charming. If you are into very legit massage, go here, but if you don't really NEED a legit massage, skip and save.

    2. orchid in LF. Next to a dessert spot. Damage was 120? 40 hr and 80 BBBJ (apparently she gave me a discount). First place I've gotten to do BBBJ but it was a bit lousy. Massage was just ok. Name was eva I believe. Pretty clean and spacious place. She had humongous tits, biggest (F+ cup) I've seen in my life, not sure if natural but didn't feel fake? Cfs seems possible.

    3. 888 - 30 hr and 60 he. Decent massage and he. Not sure if ill go back. Only he. Had grace, decent face small tits.

    4. six star - 35 hr (and 50 he. Only he iirc. Had mia, decent face, small tits. Decent massage and technique. Meh. Ended around 50 min. I saw one that looked like mixed race in the break room. Anyone know what her name is? Might be orange but not sure. Only he.

    6. miracle. Avoid. Felt fucking filthy and the lady had some fucked up mouth and wouldn't do BBBJ and only cfs LOL. 30+100.

    7. sakura. This my jam. Been here several times now and very consistent service with good massage technique and he. Only gripe is there are no rooms and only curtains so you are most likely going to hear fellow mongers if they are loud and he noise. 30+50/60 (depends who you get it seems). Aileen has d cups if anyone likes that. Gives you the full hour. Only he.

    May try FC later.

  13. #17637

    Krystal Report

    Alright fellas, I just had a session with the oh so famous Krystal, and I want to capture my thoughts before I forget everything haha.

    Made a same day appointment, she was apparently not too booked up today. Got to the spot and realized that it's the same place that Kat works out of a couple of times a week. $65 house fee to the cute girl in the front for 1 hour. I got comfortable on the massage table and wait, the receptionist comes in and says Krystal is held up for a few. My mind goes to the recent reports that she has been shorting certain mongers and I start keeping track of the clock. She comes in 5 minutes late, not too bad. In the beginning I was laying face down on the table so couldn't get a good look at her, but even in the dim room you can tell she's a hottie. I tell her that I'd like the nude option, and she quickly strips down and start massaging me. The massage was awesome, like everyone else and their moms have been saying. She has this cool technique where she leverages her body weight on her elbows, knees, and feet (if you are ok with her stepping on your back, I did and it was great) to give you a deep massage. It probably also helps her not tire out her arms and hands after a few appointments. I didn't really even get to roam since she was really digging into my knots and sore areas (I legitly have some issues) and I was loving it. After probably 45 minutes she starts a b2 b on my back, and teasing my backside and Jr. After I turn over she puts a towel between our genitals and starts grinding cg and rcg, so no direct P2 P. This is when I really get to check her out and she's got an amazing petite body; nice natural c cups, firm everywhere it's supposed to be, and cute booty that's perfect for 1 handed operations. Her face is the perfect GND type. I didn't hold on for longer after she starts working the Jr with her hands and fake riding me. Cleaned me up real good with some hot towels and gave me a bottle of water on the way out. $ tip as others mentioned. As I was dressing I check out the clock again, it was a couple of minutes past exactly 1 hour, so she was with me for probably 62 or 63 minutes. No issues at all.

    Now comparing Krystal with Kat, whom I saw two weeks ago, I'd say Krystal gives you much more of a massage time wise and quality wise. The HE was almost a cherry on top (feels like a travesty to say that since she's hot AF). Kat on the other hand has much more of a sexier vibe (bless Latinas with their booties), with a light massage but a great b2 b, dirty talk, and encouraged roaming everywhere. I would gladly see either one, just depending on what I really want at the moment. Also can't wait to see Chloe too! Thanks for reading!

  14. #17636

    6 Star

    Does anyone at 6 star do BBFS?

  15. #17635

    Barber

    Quote Originally Posted by AsianPussy  [View Original Post]
    A few people have PMed me looking for info on the infamous Mindy / Michelle that does wax and shaving. Mindi uses to be across the st from Cafe Lu and I would see her once a month for manscaping and a massage. Last year she moved to a barber shop in Orange and I know she's been a bit slow.

    She has IG now, so follow her or PM her for appointments here: https://www.instagram.com/barberwaxingqueen714/.

    She was reviewed here a few times, but the important par is she's a Vietnamese hottie and does all the male grooming services, hair, shave, wax and massage. HE only, but very much worth it.

    PM for more details.
    Which photo is her? Just trying to find out what she looks like.

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