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  1. #2137

    We've all been there

    Dude, I can't say I haven't experienced something like this, I think all of us senior mongers have at least 1 or 2 tales similar to this one. I had a 9 mm pulled on me by a girls brother once. Can you post her link?

    We need to get the word out on this lass and her stupid scams.

    Quote Originally Posted by Sexjenkins  [View Original Post]
    I should have paid attention to the first warning sign: the names on the posts were all over the place. She went by Anna, Nichole, Kiara all in a span of about a week. If the provider doesn't pick a nickname and sticks to it, that means that she isn't interested in regulars. She just wants to swindle a bunch of guys and move on. But instead of listening to this warning sign, my big head decided to take orders from my little head. And so, on a gray, rainy fall Florida afternoon, my dumb azz made the call to TOFTT? How bad could it get? I should have known.

    To be fair the comms weren't that bad. They weren't the best but we worked out the time in the afternoon and I got on my way. Taking the I95 exit at Port Orange, it was just a short drive to a mobile trailer that she pointed me to with a text. Warning sign number two: when I got there on time, a glass-eyed pale copy of the woman in the pictures opened the door, letting out a strong smell of pot along with her high-out-of-her-mind stare. With a paranoid ramble she told me that I needed to leave immediately (mind you I got there on time) because someone was coming right at the same time as me. Something about a sister's husband friend. Double booking anyone? "F&ck her!" thought my big head wanting to leave. "Yeah, f&ck her!" thought my little head wanting to come back. As I said before, on that day, a severe semen overload in my balls kept my big head from making decisions. And so I told her to text me when she is ready. "Ok", she said while watching me with a high-as-a-kite stare.

    An hour and a half after the original time she texts me to come back. When I get there she is rolling another blunt. She lights it while we chit-chat and get to know each other. After we sort out the roses, we head over to the bedroom where the trouble starts. She waits until I'm undressed and in bed to tell me: "shit, my sister's husband friend is coming". "He is going to be here any minute!" she says as I try to take back the roses. Before I can get to the kitchen counter, a 30-something guy in a surgical mask (f&ck COVID) and sporting a buzzcut busts in, yelling: "you are not supposed to have anyone over, you are renting from me, get everyone the f&ck out, I am going to put you out on the curb". The whole setup is clearly a show because while he is yelling, he is pointing for him at the place on the counter with the roses, thinking that I won't see that. While I'm going for the roses, the guy blocks my way and continues yelling threatening to call the cops.

    I get my sh1t, jump in the truck, and drive away licking my figurative wounds.

  2. #2136
    Quote Originally Posted by Sexjenkins  [View Original Post]
    I should have paid attention to the first warning sign: the names on the posts were all over the place. She went by Anna, Nichole, Kiara all in a span of about a week. If the provider doesn't pick a nickname and sticks to it, that means that she isn't interested in regulars. She just wants to swindle a bunch of guys and move on. But instead of listening to this warning sign, my big head decided to take orders from my little head. And so, on a gray, rainy fall Florida afternoon, my dumb azz made the call to TOFTT? How bad could it get? I should have known.
    To be fair the comms weren't that bad. They weren't the best but we worked out the time in the afternoon and I got on my way. Taking the I95 exit at Port Orange, it was just a short drive to a mobile trailer that she pointed me to with a text. Warning sign number two: when I got there on time, a glass-eyed pale copy of the woman in the pictures opened the door, letting out a strong smell of pot along with her high-out-of-her-mind stare. With a paranoid ramble she told me that I needed to leave immediately (mind you I got there on time) because someone was coming right at the same time as me. Something about a sister's husband friend. Double booking anyone? "F&ck her!" thought my big head wanting to leave. "Yeah, f&ck her!" thought my little head wanting to come back. As I said before, on that day, a severe semen overload in my balls kept my big head from making decisions. And so I told her to text me when she is ready. "Ok", she said while watching me with a high-as-a-kite stare.
    An hour and a half after the original time she texts me to come back. When I get there she is rolling another blunt. She lights it while we chit-chat and get to know each other. After we sort out the roses, we head over to the bedroom where the trouble starts. She waits until I'm undressed and in bed to tell me: "shit, my sister's husband friend is coming". "He is going to be here any minute!" she says as I try to take back the roses. Before I can get to the kitchen counter, a 30-something guy in a surgical mask (f&ck COVID) and sporting a buzzcut busts in, yelling: "you are not supposed to have anyone over, you are renting from me, get everyone the f&ck out, I am going to put you out on the curb". The whole setup is clearly a show because while he is yelling, he is pointing for him at the place on the counter with the roses, thinking that I won't see that. While I'm going for the roses, the guy blocks my way and continues yelling threatening to call the cops.

    I get my sh1t, jump in the truck, and drive away licking my figurative wounds.
    Daumn. I been seeing her pics for a few years now. Mostly from the jail but seen an ad for her a few weeks ago. I tried 2-3 times to meet up with her but it never happened. Didn't think it was going to work regardless. I guess I was hoping to hook up with a chick from Oak Hill. But "Kyla" I don't believe is in it like we wish she was.

    T-Man.

    https://archive.vn/tT0yo

  3. #2135

    What An Adventure!

    Wow, SJ! You had quite an adventure. I'm sorry things didn't work out well, but I must say, that's the most entertaining report I have read in a while. This rivals some of Mr Falken's misadventures, LOL. BTW, the girl in those pictures looks great, and authentic; don't feel bad for being mislead-I can see how the little head was excited. Thanks for TOFTT and for a great report.

    Quote Originally Posted by Sexjenkins  [View Original Post]
    I should have paid attention to the first warning sign: the names on the posts were all over the place. She went by Anna, Nichole, Kiara all in a span of about a week. If the provider doesn't pick a nickname and sticks to it, that means that she isn't interested in regulars. She just wants to swindle a bunch of guys and move on. But instead of listening to this warning sign, my big head decided to take orders from my little head. And so, on a gray, rainy fall Florida afternoon, my dumb azz made the call to TOFTT? How bad could it get? I should have known.

    To be fair the comms weren't that bad. They weren't the best but we worked out the time in the afternoon and I got on my way. Taking the I95 exit at Port Orange, it was just a short drive to a mobile trailer that she pointed me to with a text. Warning sign number two: when I got there on time, a glass-eyed pale copy of the woman in the pictures opened the door, letting out a strong smell of pot along with her high-out-of-her-mind stare. With a paranoid ramble she told me that I needed to leave immediately (mind you I got there on time) because someone was coming right at the same time as me. Something about a sister's husband friend. Double booking anyone? "F&ck her!" thought my big head wanting to leave. "Yeah, f&ck her!" thought my little head wanting to come back. As I said before, on that day, a severe semen overload in my balls kept my big head from making decisions. And so I told her to text me when she is ready. "Ok", she said while watching me with a high-as-a-kite stare.

    An hour and a half after the original time she texts me to come back. When I get there she is rolling another blunt. She lights it while we chit-chat and get to know each other. After we sort out the roses, we head over to the bedroom where the trouble starts. She waits until I'm undressed and in bed to tell me: "shit, my sister's husband friend is coming". "He is going to be here any minute!" she says as I try to take back the roses. Before I can get to the kitchen counter, a 30-something guy in a surgical mask (f&ck COVID) and sporting a buzzcut busts in, yelling: "you are not supposed to have anyone over, you are renting from me, get everyone the f&ck out, I am going to put you out on the curb". The whole setup is clearly a show because while he is yelling, he is pointing for him at the place on the counter with the roses, thinking that I won't see that. While I'm going for the roses, the guy blocks my way and continues yelling threatening to call the cops.

    I get my sh1t, jump in the truck, and drive away licking my figurative wounds.

  4. #2134

    Thieving scam

    I should have paid attention to the first warning sign: the names on the posts were all over the place. She went by Anna, Nichole, Kiara all in a span of about a week. If the provider doesn't pick a nickname and sticks to it, that means that she isn't interested in regulars. She just wants to swindle a bunch of guys and move on. But instead of listening to this warning sign, my big head decided to take orders from my little head. And so, on a gray, rainy fall Florida afternoon, my dumb azz made the call to TOFTT? How bad could it get? I should have known.

    To be fair the comms weren't that bad. They weren't the best but we worked out the time in the afternoon and I got on my way. Taking the I95 exit at Port Orange, it was just a short drive to a mobile trailer that she pointed me to with a text. Warning sign number two: when I got there on time, a glass-eyed pale copy of the woman in the pictures opened the door, letting out a strong smell of pot along with her high-out-of-her-mind stare. With a paranoid ramble she told me that I needed to leave immediately (mind you I got there on time) because someone was coming right at the same time as me. Something about a sister's husband friend. Double booking anyone? "F&ck her!" thought my big head wanting to leave. "Yeah, f&ck her!" thought my little head wanting to come back. As I said before, on that day, a severe semen overload in my balls kept my big head from making decisions. And so I told her to text me when she is ready. "Ok", she said while watching me with a high-as-a-kite stare.

    An hour and a half after the original time she texts me to come back. When I get there she is rolling another blunt. She lights it while we chit-chat and get to know each other. After we sort out the roses, we head over to the bedroom where the trouble starts. She waits until I'm undressed and in bed to tell me: "shit, my sister's husband friend is coming". "He is going to be here any minute!" she says as I try to take back the roses. Before I can get to the kitchen counter, a 30-something guy in a surgical mask (f&ck COVID) and sporting a buzzcut busts in, yelling: "you are not supposed to have anyone over, you are renting from me, get everyone the f&ck out, I am going to put you out on the curb". The whole setup is clearly a show because while he is yelling, he is pointing for him at the place on the counter with the roses, thinking that I won't see that. While I'm going for the roses, the guy blocks my way and continues yelling threatening to call the cops.

    I get my sh1t, jump in the truck, and drive away licking my figurative wounds.
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  5. #2133
    Quote Originally Posted by ZNZBills  [View Original Post]
    She requested that we not share her number as she doesn't want to expand right now. Trying to keep a low profile.
    Quote Originally Posted by PipiLong  [View Original Post]
    Yea after she got busted last year she changed her number and hasnt posted in a long while.
    Thanks for the heads up.

  6. #2132

    Tara

    Yea after she got busted last year she changed her number and hasnt posted in a long while.

    Quote Originally Posted by ZNZBills  [View Original Post]
    She requested that we not share her number as she doesn't want to expand right now. Trying to keep a low profile.

  7. #2131

    Lisa

    Anyone know a Lisa in Orange City near the Volusia line?

  8. #2130

    Tara

    Quote Originally Posted by Ayenjael  [View Original Post]
    She got an ad anywhere or kinda staying UTR?
    She requested that we not share her number as she doesn't want to expand right now. Trying to keep a low profile.

  9. #2129

    Play Date Soon

    Any looking to bust one or two out today, I have the digits has to be today if you can, let me know, values to be had.

  10. #2128

    Yes tara still got it

    Quote Originally Posted by ZNZBills  [View Original Post]
    Saw her a few weeks back, late on the review! We had a standard car date, took a ride around some of the usual areas in OC. BBBJ with lots of attention to the boys. Once she popped those beautiful tits out and started using them to assist, junior was ready to go. She does a great BBJCIMWS. I wish she had an incall like the old days because she is truly meant to be enjoyed with space to roam. Car dates just don't do her great talents justice. Standard donation for headache.
    Saw her a week ago and sprung for a room. Had a good time and left drained. Very good girl.

  11. #2127
    Quote Originally Posted by Misterm407  [View Original Post]
    I suspect yes. Give it a few months.
    OK. Thanks.

  12. #2126
    Quote Originally Posted by Lenny707  [View Original Post]
    Is Amy still hiding out?
    I suspect yes. Give it a few months.

  13. #2125
    Quote Originally Posted by ZNZBills  [View Original Post]
    Saw her a few weeks back, late on the review! We had a standard car date, took a ride around some of the usual areas in OC. BBBJ with lots of attention to the boys. Once she popped those beautiful tits out and started using them to assist, junior was ready to go. She does a great BBJCIMWS. I wish she had an incall like the old days because she is truly meant to be enjoyed with space to roam. Car dates just don't do her great talents justice. Standard donation for headache.
    I wondered. What she is up to, really awesome head and those tits, a sight to behold. How can she be contacted?

  14. #2124
    She got an ad anywhere or kinda staying UTR?

    Quote Originally Posted by ZNZBills  [View Original Post]
    Saw her a few weeks back, late on the review! We had a standard car date, took a ride around some of the usual areas in OC. BBBJ with lots of attention to the boys. Once she popped those beautiful tits out and started using them to assist, junior was ready to go. She does a great BBJCIMWS. I wish she had an incall like the old days because she is truly meant to be enjoyed with space to roam. Car dates just don't do her great talents justice. Standard donation for headache.

  15. #2123

    Amy

    Is Amy still hiding out?

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