Massage Parlor Reports

**BreakinTheLaw** · 08-18-24 13:00

Just wanting some insight if Ashland perfect is worth the hour and a half trip from south bend. The looks around here aren't worth it anymore but if Ella is that hot then I will make the drive.

**ElJefe69** · 08-18-24 09:56

Originally Posted by GeneralObvious [View Original Post]

I have no problem running into other mongers. If I see my neighbors there, I will definitely engage them, and chat them up at the summer barbeques. I've met a couple mongers as well. It's not as scary as most people think. Most guys are pretty chill, and down to Earth. It's a pretty typical representation of society. Some are nice looking, some are not. Some have more money, personality, better sense of humor, etc.

After a 30 year marriage, and losing my wife, this hobby kept me sane and the depression away. It also taught me not to judge others on the reasons they indulge in this hobby. So, the next time you see a monger anywhere, give him a nod.

I also don't mind running into other mongers. I also don't see why people have anxiety about waiting on the street for a place to let you in the door. It is not a secret why we are there It is easier to share Intel since people are more inclined to be social and talk about things the have I common in person.

**Squat** · 08-18-24 00:44

Originally Posted by HappyGardener [View Original Post]

This is not meant in any way as a criticism or ridicule. I'm also not trying to start an argument.

Many of you mention how much you dislike encountering other male customers when at an AMP. I'm curious why you feel that way.

I have my own opinions that I will share after a few of you offer yours.

HappyG .

I have no problems running into other mongers. In fact, mongers can even get-together for drinks and sharing stories. Remember the Chinatown?

**GeneralObvious** · 08-17-24 13:50

Originally Posted by HappyGardener [View Original Post]

This is not meant in any way as a criticism or ridicule. I'm also not trying to start an argument.

Many of you mention how much you dislike encountering other male customers when at an AMP. I'm curious why you feel that way.

I have my own opinions that I will share after a few of you offer yours.

I have no problem running into other mongers. If I see my neighbors there, I will definitely engage them, and chat them up at the summer barbeques. I've met a couple mongers as well. It's not as scary as most people think. Most guys are pretty chill, and down to Earth. It's a pretty typical representation of society. Some are nice looking, some are not. Some have more money, personality, better sense of humor, etc.

After a 30 year marriage, and losing my wife, this hobby kept me sane and the depression away. It also taught me not to judge others on the reasons they indulge in this hobby. So, the next time you see a monger anywhere, give him a nod.

**Jge096** · 08-17-24 12:02

Originally Posted by VividTiger135 [View Original Post]

Hey all,

Tested out SXL and ended up with Kelly. She is incredibly attractive and fit for her age with great man mades. The actual massage was underwhelming but the teasing made up for it. She gave an incredible BBBJ with a lot of gagging. We ended up 69'ing for a little bit but ended up back in BBBJ where I CIM. I not a fan of BBFS but she made several attempts to ride me and that turned me on a lot. It was my first time ever being at an AMP and somebody wanting FS so badly. At the end of the session, she asked me to come back so we could FS. I will definitely take her up on that and report back on how that is. I will repeat with her but I want to test out Bebe before giving Kelly another go. If you are into Asian MILFs, I would 100% try Kelly at least once.

What's her upcharge for FS?

**PussyPoker** · 08-17-24 00:11

Originally Posted by HappyGardener [View Original Post]

This is not meant in any way as a criticism or ridicule. I'm also not trying to start an argument.

Many of you mention how much you dislike encountering other male customers when at an AMP. I'm curious why you feel that way.

I have my own opinions that I will share after a few of you offer yours.

I have been mongering since the ads in the Suntimes and the Reader. It never bothered me if I seen someone or they seen me. We are adults and we both know why we are ay a massage place. I used to hang out with a couple of guys and we would go to the massage place together. We would have fun with the mommason or pappason and the girls. Even yelling at each other from the room to the other rooms.

**Skeever** · 08-16-24 23:17

I found myself in the neighborhood of Orange Spa today, and I took the opportunity to see what was available since I'd heard there's a mix of Asian and Latina MTs. As luck would have it, I got assigned to a very curvaceous (by way of knife and needle) Colombian lady by the name of Liz ("Leez") or Liza ("Leeza" I'm a big fan of Asian and Latina ladies, and I was prepared and eager for her heartier build. Her English was very limited, but I came equipped with three years of high school Spanish, and she was amused if not charmed by my rudimentary grasp of her native tongue. I'd estimate Liz to be in her late 30's, standing perhaps around 5'-4". Upon entering the room, I was quoted 2 $, which I accepted knowing I was only looking for L2 service anyway.

I requested a shower, and I was surprised to soon find myself in a standing shower rather than a table shower. It wasn't nearly as fun or flirty as a typical table shower, but it was at least novel. I also very much appreciated that Liz fully stripped down before taking me back and through the duration of the massage. Back in the room, Liz offered a massage which was a little better than average, particularly when using her oiled-up elbows. On the flip, the massage surprisingly continued for a few more minutes before moving on to the main event.

Liz started with a very good tease, working her way down from nipples to navel and hips with her mouth. I was standing at full attention when she applied a cover prior to starting L2 services. To my surprise and delight, she had above average oral skills. I was a little disappointed when she denied my request for oral attention for my "juevos," but at least she did start servicing them manually at that point. After a few minutes, she starting repositioning for L3, but she was very accommodating when I requested oral only. From that point, she incorporated a some tongue smacking and titty rubbing, and before too long the bag was filled.

All in all, this visit was a nice change of pace from a typical AMP visit. Liz's size would be unacceptable by Asian standards, but within spec for Latinas. And despite the language barrier, she managed to provide enthusiastic services. I'd rate the facilities and MT appearances at 7/10 and enthusiasm at 8. 5/10. Though I'm rarely in the area, I look forward to my next opportunity to see what else lies in store at Orange.

**Socky34** · 08-16-24 22:37

Originally Posted by OPIllini [View Original Post]

As veteran mongers here recall, there used to be an AMP called Qi Massage and Acupuncture on Western by the Brown Line. It was one of the only places that was open 24 hours (or close to it) in Chicago. It closed a few years ago.

Now, there's a new place in Qi's old spot called Western Spa. I stopped by last weekend and after paying the door fee for one hour (70), I got Coco, a middle-aged lady (40 ish) for my MT. The massage was mediocre at best; I asked for medium but got a soft one instead. I constantly rubbed and caressed Coco's calves and thighs and she didn't complain at all. On the flip, she went to right to work on my joystick. It took me a while, but she got the job done. Tipped $. 60 and she was happy with it. May try again if in the area.

FYI, Western closes at 8 each day.

I thought I replied already so apologies if its a double post. I can confirm Coco at Western Spa. I've seen her a few times and always never went past a L1. Though my visits were like 6 months apart each time.

Not an amazing massage but good L1 and will clean you up with a hot towel after.

**Socky34** · 08-16-24 22:29

Originally Posted by OPIllini [View Original Post]

As veteran mongers here recall, there used to be an AMP called Qi Massage and Acupuncture on Western by the Brown Line. It was one of the only places that was open 24 hours (or close to it) in Chicago. It closed a few years ago.

Now, there's a new place in Qi's old spot called Western Spa. I stopped by last weekend and after paying the door fee for one hour (70), I got Coco, a middle-aged lady (40 ish) for my MT. The massage was mediocre at best; I asked for medium but got a soft one instead. I constantly rubbed and caressed Coco's calves and thighs and she didn't complain at all. On the flip, she went to right to work on my joystick. It took me a while, but she got the job done. Tipped $. 60 and she was happy with it. May try again if in the area.

FYI, Western closes at 8 each day.

Can confirm about Coco. I saw her a few times and never went past a L1, though it was like 6 months apart each time.

**HappyGardener** · 08-16-24 20:31

This is not meant in any way as a criticism or ridicule. I'm also not trying to start an argument.

Many of you mention how much you dislike encountering other male customers when at an AMP. I'm curious why you feel that way.

I have my own opinions that I will share after a few of you offer yours.

**Patch69** · 08-16-24 19:59

In town for business this past week and decided to repeat at Ashland Perfect. Booker sent pics of 3 girls, all hot, and I chose Ella. Believe it or not it was the same girl as the pic except that she has longer hair now. Went for the VIP option for three bills. Showed up and Ellaawas waiting in the front for me. I had booked their Tatemi room which is basically a full size bed instead of a massage table. She closed the door and gave me about a minute of DFK. She's skinny, but. As natural C's with big nipples. About 5 feet 4 inches so not quite spinner but damn close. Limited English but enough to get the message across. She helped me undress and took me to the table shower. It was about 10 minutes and included an actual scrubbing with extra attention to my asshole and boys. She stripped and did a good 5 minutes of nuru front and back along with more DFK. She had me hard as a rock. It was the best table shower I I've ever had. Then a preview BBBJ that devolved into full on rimming while the warm water was running. I'm talking full tongue and inch or more deep along with the water. Fucking amazing! Dried off and to the Tatemi bed. About 10 minute massage that was sexy as hell with kisses on my neck and a tongue in my ear. Kisses down my back and rims from behind while reaching under for a light handy. I couldn't take it and flipped. BBBJ for, no kidding, 10 minutes alternating with more rimming. Had to take 3 breaks to keep from popping. Asked for cover and commenced mish and CW girl that involved incredible Kegel work while licking my nipples. Turned her over and finished in standing doggie while banging away as hard as I possibly could. She was shrieking so loud anyone in the building probably heard it, haha! It was arguably the best sexual encounter of my life. Would repeat if I were in town, but alas, I am not. Have fun Chicago, I am eternally jealous of your options. Ella was fucking amazing.

**GeilePapa21** · 08-16-24 19:27

Can anyone confirm Ingrid at orange is still there?

Was told she was leaving Tuesday, don't want to drive 2 hours again and end up not being able to see her. (Last time was an hour+ wait to see her).

**ShakeNBake69** · 08-16-24 19:03

Originally Posted by Sk7499 [View Original Post]

Anyone ever setup a dp session or mini 2 person train at a spa. I'm curious if anyone is interested to tag team spa girl, if a spa girl would allow it. I never tried it but just curious.

Sk7499 your inbox is full. Try and clear it thanks.

**OPIllini** · 08-16-24 18:57

As veteran mongers here recall, there used to be an AMP called Qi Massage and Acupuncture on Western by the Brown Line. It was one of the only places that was open 24 hours (or close to it) in Chicago. It closed a few years ago.

Now, there's a new place in Qi's old spot called Western Spa. I stopped by last weekend and after paying the door fee for one hour (70), I got Coco, a middle-aged lady (40 ish) for my MT. The massage was mediocre at best; I asked for medium but got a soft one instead. I constantly rubbed and caressed Coco's calves and thighs and she didn't complain at all. On the flip, she went to right to work on my joystick. It took me a while, but she got the job done. Tipped $. 60 and she was happy with it. May try again if in the area.

FYI, Western closes at 8 each day.

**ConfuciusMan** · 08-16-24 17:42

Originally Posted by Nowhere500 [View Original Post]

I went yesterday and saw Iris. She's very pretty. I didn't have any issues getting in or seeing other mongers. And it was no problem making the appointment with her.

I also went yesterday called first ask for Tiffany 1230 pm. Walk in and got lead to the room. No problem at all getting in.