Massage Parlor Reports

**JamesTChicago** · Today 09:02

This is Laura CLM.

Originally Posted by JamesTChicago [View Original Post]

Saw her recently. Banging body. Just my type. English was mostly fine. I'd guess early 40's before guesssing late 30's. Didn't matter hot, thin body great, tight ass. A cups is the downfall. Offered FS for $2.

She didn't ask and went right for BBJ when I agreed to FS. Took me kind of by surprise. That's not my thing. I like to be safer, but when it happened it happened. I'm a horribly and sadly quick shooter, so didn't even get to FS. Still have her all she asked for. Was hoping she'd give some back. Oh well.

**Rizpat** · Today 07:52

Anyone got any recent recs for the NW burbs? Des Plaines / Niles or surrounding areas.

**Tyler Black** · Today 01:00

Originally Posted by HappyGardener [View Original Post]

Public Service Announcement:

Recently someone sent me a PM about an MT at Moon Spa. I was doing a Google Maps search and realized there are now 3 Moon Spas. The one in Chinatown that's been there forever, the newish one around 5600 W Montrose and a new 24 hour one around 2700 and Western Ave. These are all pretty far apart from each other. Please give a street address when reviewing and also make sure you know which one you are going to HaHa.

Agreed. Details should at least be provided on location to avoid confusing situations such as same name of the AMP.

In my case, I went to the Moon Spa on 27 XX and Western Ave recently at a late hour. Never been here before but they took me in. Alyssa was mad short but surprisingly really accommodating even when it was late af. Early 30's no doubt. Perky chest and slim tummy that smelled like sweet cinnamon. I basically told her to help me conclude the day on a high note. Was fun chatting it up with her while she was giving some very therapeutic massages. Light teases that were subtle. Got that high note that I wanted when her hands went to work on a great handy. Worth the bump in tip. I was pleased and so was Alyssa. Wanted to sleep right after.

**SoulCust** · Yesterday 19:48

You sound like an unhappy person. [Deleted by Admin]

You sound like a chick.

A2

**JamesTChicago** · Yesterday 19:03

Saw her recently. Banging body. Just my type. English was mostly fine. I'd guess early 40's before guesssing late 30's. Didn't matter hot, thin body great, tight ass. A cups is the downfall. Offered FS for $2.

She didn't ask and went right for BBJ when I agreed to FS. Took me kind of by surprise. That's not my thing. I like to be safer, but when it happened it happened. I'm a horribly and sadly quick shooter, so didn't even get to FS. Still have her all she asked for. Was hoping she'd give some back. Oh well.

**JamesTChicago** · Yesterday 18:59

Is Michelle with that volleyball player ass still at CLC? If not, anyone else worth a visit? I like them fit. Thanks! Dm me if you'd like. I have some time coming up this week with the wife away. Any info helps. I'm leaving a review next in the CLM thread for those interested.

James.

**CharlieDaDog** · Yesterday 17:08

Originally Posted by ConfuciusMan [View Original Post]

Anyone try Kelly at Grand spa? Any idea what's on her menu? Thanks.

I believe this is the same Kelly from the old Relax Spa on Cermak that had Kelly, YuYu and Mia that closed during the pandemic. She is taller thin early 40's and offers top notch service. I used to be all in $150 at Relax but not sure what she charges cause since Relax Closed I only go to SXL. But if this the same Kelly well worth a visit she offers great service.

**CharlieDaDog** · Yesterday 13:26

Originally Posted by Reno22 [View Original Post]

FYI Emily allowed CIP when I asked nicely. Haven't seen Kelly, how does she look?

Kelly is similar to Emily just thicker and older but amazing service.

**Sukebe3** · Yesterday 12:49

Originally Posted by Moss734 [View Original Post]

LOL. The OP's review seemed to be honest, don't take it so personal as if he reviewed you.

You are correct sir, after I find OF Charlie to pat him on his shoulder to tell him I feel his pain, I will immediately go into therapy so I can find better relationships!

Sara told me she only would give saran wrap handjobs to others as she said I was the only one!! I drive a Benz, it's from germany bro!

Originally Posted by SoulCust [View Original Post]

Sorry I meant BBBJ. Not BBFS.

Innocent monger:

Hi, Sara told me that you guys would grant me CIP!

Innocent monger (after returning home to read this post he made a mistake with).

S-word!

There are people calling community centers as we speak asking for massage. I was just doing everyone a favor, like Tom green I thought I saved the day. Now, I regret making him redact his statement. I'm going to go find another hobby then.

Excelsior.

**Moss734** · 09-14-24 21:11

Originally Posted by Sukebe3 [View Original Post]

BBFS here is a negative, read the reviews, the girls here hate each other and what better way to stir up trouble then by ruining the other girl's reputation. She didn't like you and after she said you should have dipped. A search will tell you that. I find that to be very disrespectful of her. I only like AW, other's annoy me but I have to share the world with your tastes! Chinese have respect for each other and when I ask about another girl the response is always "I don't know. " If she said that she should go. OF is always hiring.

LOL. The OP's review seemed to be honest, don't take it so personal as if he reviewed you.

**Reno22** · 09-14-24 17:17

Originally Posted by CharlieDaDog [View Original Post]

Emily does bare for $260 plus minimum house of $60 with not cum in pussy but during the bare session she will start begging you to cum down her throat and she is amazing from top to bottom.

FYI Emily allowed CIP when I asked nicely. Haven't seen Kelly, how does she look?

**ConfuciusMan** · 09-14-24 17:07

Anyone try Kelly at Grand spa? Any idea what's on her menu? Thanks.

**Blvd222** · 09-14-24 15:09

I saw this on Tryst: https://tryst.link/massage/all28.

Wondering is this is worth it.

**ChiBP31** · 09-14-24 02:09

Was in town and after reading the reviews thought I would try SXL. I didn't make an appointment and when I arrived I asked about Bebe or Kelly, but both were busy.

Jenny came out to meet me and she was very attractive, so I didn't mind at all. (maybe late 20's).

Fun personality and good english, so very playful conversation.

Massage was great. Really enjoyed the everything.

Will definitely be back to see her.

**SoulCust** · 09-14-24 00:43

Originally Posted by Sukebe3 [View Original Post]

BBFS here is a negative, read the reviews, the girls here hate each other and what better way to stir up trouble then by ruining the other girl's reputation. She didn't like you and after she said you should have dipped. A search will tell you that. I find that to be very disrespectful of her. I only like AW, other's annoy me but I have to share the world with your tastes! Chinese have respect for each other and when I ask about another girl the response is always "I don't know. " If she said that she should go. OF is always hiring.

Sorry I meant BBBJ. Not BBFS. And what do you mean she doesn't like me? Also the mamsan kept telling me to go with the Asian girls because I asked for BBBJ bro. But I prefer latinas.